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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-19 17:12:00
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2026-05

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 studio apartment finder. Never had more than 4 read… have you ever put a suit on in a parking lot?

Anthony Michael

Is it garbage to clean your fingers off with your mouth at the dinner table?

Phil A

Ayg if you hit the little league field for the snack bar? My kid doesnt have a game, i just want cheesefries, a hotdog and some water ice How ya doin

Garbage sommelier

Long time homie never had one read. Is it garbage to brag about how many days you haven’t showered at a music festival?

Aiden

Ever have a shopping cart at your house?

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garage if the only love advice you got from your dad is, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows". Little does he know, I married the second girl that did it.

Uncle cousin

10 dollar Kentucky gentleman NHOR!!! ever seen a fight at a funeral A group of my cousins beat up another cousin who was the dad of the deceased

Gearbox

$10 homie, nhor- Did you ever just hang your swimsuit over the tub after swimming instead of putting it in the dryer

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Zynnester Gates

$10 🅱️omie, have had one read. AYG if you have a moving blanket plug? Currently in the process of moving and found a guy I can get them cheap from. 99% sure he’s just taking them from his company, but I like to support a local hustler.

Christian Massetti

First time long time has your dad ever tried to give u a haircut

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use my dirty clothes as a bath mat when I shower?

TuddysMugMan

$10 Firehorse here I told Foley about Old Bay at Wawa Is it garbage to shave your face in the garage and sweep the hair outside? I'm sick and tired of cleaning the bathroom sink.

Joshvows

Og $10 homies, is it garbage to check if the boys are on the Jail Tablet when getting into the clink…. FYI yall aren’t… new managers, GET ON THAT!!!

Alex Tonello

Is it garbage to tell your fans to send you stuff to a PO box and give out the wrong address?

Joshvows

(never had one read on an ep only at a show)

shellshinee

10 dolla make ya holla homie here. First time never had one read- is it garbage to hold a cig like a joint when you smoke?

Mrs. T Knapp

$10 NEPA Soul Sista (already had one read) I already know this is garbage, but it’s more like a trash tidbit about my life — I grew up with my dad packing a cooler to take to the strip club on days that him and his coworkers were supposed to be attending minor league baseball games in case it got rained out (regardless of the weather). He dubbed it “going on a field trip”. Why I was told what was really going on when I was 6/7, I don’t know, but it didn’t take my long to figure out that not everyone’s dad did this. Shout out to Al’s Diamond Cabaret and Erv’s for teaching me the meaning of BYOB.

Handsome Hippo

10 dollar bugman shirt wearer here - Is it garbage to wear an "I beat anorexia" shirt for my family reunion? I was 330 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

IrishGoodbyeChampion

Long time homie! Never had one read, Is it garbage that alot of the traveling we do is based on movie/tv shows? IE Orgeon for the Goonies, Pacific North West for Twilight, Hawaii for Lost, All over GA for Stranger things, Boston for Good Will Hunting, London Harry Potter.....Sure we do other things while there but we def pinpoint that place for that reason.

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever washed your hat in the dishwasher? Yikes

RoyEMunson

What is the trashiest chicken to consume?: - nuggies - tendies - wings

Wolftail McGee

Is it garbage if you change your mind while shopping and do not put the item back in its original place?

Trailer Trash

Ay fellas $10 homie NHOR, are you garbage if one of your favorite sandwiches is peanut butter and marshmallow cream? Also love me an American cheese and mayo

Marty

Have you ever referred to someone’s actions as “wheelin’ and dealin’”

Mikey.Bontade

$10 dollar homie so Foley can afford real Zepbound. Wheres the line when it comes to flipping dirty clothes inside out? Just played pick up basketball with a guy with an inside out shirt and shorts (I didn’t know him, thank god)

Joshua Sowell

Captain bad back here, $10 alumn, never had one read We just had an engagement party. Someone gave a card….with no money. Classy or Trashy??? Saw you guys twice in Atlanta!!

Red Bank Rob

Need a ruling: is it garbage to wear a sports jersey of a player who is younger than you? I saw yes! At most, I’ll give you a 5 year grace period but a 45 year old Eagles fan simply cannot be wearing a Cooper DeJean jersey!!

LaxCoach72

Are you garbage if your dad became the disco king of Fort Lauderdale after he divorced your mom in 1976? How about if he had a parkay dance floor in his apartment to help seal the deal? There was a period where it felt like a different smokeshow was making me Sunday morning breakfast every month. Side note: drove my mom nuts when a woman would see my picture on her desk and ask “how do you know dougie?”

Not H Foley’s burner account

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to eat at Cheesecake Factory and grease your waitress 25%. leave. come back a few minutes later and order cheesecake to go? I still greased the girl who boxed my cheesecake but didn’t want that on the tab. Love yas

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, always in the red. Is it Garbage if you use the condensation from a water bottle to wash your hands?

Gazorpazorp

Ever see a cat taking a shit outside?

Keaton Smith

Never had one read. Is it garbage to put home construction projects on your wedding registry, in the hopes one of your uncles will do free work. Jammed up, need electrical work and a new bathroom! Love youse!!!

LaxCoach72

Joke? They just did this one.

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Ever use Christmas lights as an extension cord?

I Lost The Game

Is it garbage to have your dad pick you up from Kindergarten in his bread truck everyday. There was no passenger seat, so I sat in an old bread box.

Phil A

Jammed up if you’re hiding cheesecake from somebody

Nick Farino

I’m not gunna lie to you, I haven’t listened to the latest ep so I didn’t know lol

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage to fake a phone call to get out of a conversation? Or is it a necessary evil?

Glugger's Pub

$10 shareholder NHOR. Is it garbage to buy shares of a croudsourced race horse so you can tell people you own a racehorse? Btw Nakoma running in Saratoga June 10th see yous there

Mr. Bevilaqua

$10 homeslice Is it garbage if you and your wife of 14 years still have separate bank accounts (with different banks) and just send money back and forth using PayPal?

Chris

$20 homie Is it garbage if your family (specifically mom) called items by their brand instead of what it actually was? IE: “who used my Pantene?” Instead of shampoo or “go grab my Michael kohrs” instead of purse. Also referring to any and all video games as “Nintendo games” Ps peep my pfp

Trav, hit me

One thing I do to feel fancy is take the sodas out of the box when putting in the refrigerator. Growing up we just out the whole box in and pulled from that as we went.

Bowling Average = Credit Score

Hey homies, $10 + overdraft shareholder here. Wifey's dad used to borrow his friend's work van when his car needed work. This thing had 2 seats only (driver and passenger); nothing but empty cargo space in the back. Dad would take the driver's seat (obviously) and the older daughter got the passenger seat. My wife would get sat in a loose lawn chair in the back, sliding on turns and falling over if he had to brake quickly. When Dad would hear her tumbling around like a a coin in an empty coffee can, he'd yell "hang on!".

Mia

$10 soul sister NHOR! what am i supposed to do with my baby if i need to stop for cigs? can’t leave em in the car! is it garbage to take them in the corner store with me? love youse!

Weirdman

Is it garbage your whole dads side of the family says birfday

Wade Boggs Beers

When was the last time you used your shirt as a basket to carry stuff?

Chris

$20 homie. What was your mom’s home workout set up? I’d say the more home workout video tapes you had the trashier. Buns of steel and 8 min abs to name a few

Arturo the churro

10 dollar investor just a quick story i remember the day i remember i realized my family was trashy as a kid my biological dads mom used to have a china cabinet full of plastic plates and promotional plastic McDonald's cups and a couple of shrek cups that's what we considered our good stuff

Noodles

$10 cannon fodder here, is it garbage to become an uncle at age 7?

Brett Jelinek

10$ homie never had one read. Is it garbage to shave your balls with a normal razor?

Brisket Brigade

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to get lunch at the hospital? My mom has recently been going to the hospital pretty much daily for lunch because it’s “cheaper and absolutely delicious” and has been trying to convince me to go with her

Tommy G.

Hey Garbage afficianados, put the standard weekly episodes up on the Patreon. That way the homies get to watch them ad free. Tuesdays with Stories does that and it's a great bonus feature for the Patreon subscribers. Just a thought from a bozos. Hook some dirtbags up who got yous flush with cash!

Brucelsprout

Is it garbage to brag about only needing to file one W-2 this year?

Andrew Gerraputa

Never had one read, second time $10 scumbag (funds were tough but im back) Are you garbage if your dad ripped out the grass in between the side walk and street and replaced it with blue rocks because he didnt want to keep weeding out the crabgrass? Bonus points, he found a neighbor ratted him to the town because it was the towns property so he went up and confronted them

Cody Gurnick

$10 homie here. When was the first time youse heard the word "fugly?" 2008 or 2009 I was in 7th grade and my English teacher asked us if we'd ever seen Michael Nutter and then hits us with "that man is fugly" shoutout to Mr Weaver.

Jordan Snyder

$10 bug man NH1R…is it garbage to ask the exterminator to see the dead rats to make sure they are fresh and you aren’t getting scammed. My MIL insisted on seeing the dead rats the exterminator would find as she thought the exterminator carried a ringer dead rat around just to charge $75 even if they didn’t catch anything.

HammerTraining

$10 Homie. Is it garbage to auction off your Guest’s seating tables at your wedding to see who gets to go first in line to the buffet? My friends are getting married and I just found out that during their dinner reception they are going to start a bidding war amongst the hungry guests to see which table wants to start eating first. Oh yea, Im also the best man in this wedding. Love youse.

Bill Cheney

First time, big time! Are you garbage if you brag about what tier of season pass you have to an amusement park?

James Hagen

Long time first time is it garbage if your parent ever sent you to buy tobacco with a note? My dad sent me to the corner store with my buddy when we were about 10 to try and buy 2 cans of long cut with a note that said I was allowed to. He signed it with his age.

Turlet won’t flush

$10 dildo tester here. Is it garbage if your uncle drives around in an early 2000s Hummer Limo as his primary vehicle. He swears he’s riding in style but that thing stinks like a kids birthday party from 04’

Cum stain

It garbage to pop molly on a Disney cruise?

HammerTraining

$10 Homie. Is it garbage to auction off your Guest’s seating tables at your wedding to see who gets to go first in line to the buffet? My friends are getting married and I just found out that during their dinner reception they are going to start a bidding war amongst the hungry guests to see which table wants to start eating first. Oh yea, Im also the best man in this wedding. Love youse.

Guy

Is it garbage if you poured one out for Spirit Airline? R.I.P.

JSCHUR23

NEVER HAD ONE READ. FIRST TIME COMMENTING. LONG TIME LISTENER, CHILD SUPPORT SPENDER. When I was a kid, abt 9 or 10, I'm 30 now. Me & my dad went to Dicks Sporting Goods. He ran inside real fast while I stayed in the car. He's a smoker and we were cruising in a '96 Buick Park Avenue ULTRA. Fully Loaded. Riding clean. The ashtray was always popped out in the dash. I started playing with the lighter. I pushed it in. Heard it click then popped out a few secs later. It was RED HOT. So I decided to put it to the test & tap my thumb on it fast. WRONG FKN MOVE. My thumb skin melted to it for a second. I panicked. Ripped it off & my thumb was literally smoking like a blown out match. My dad got back 30 seconds after that and asked me what that weird smell was. I was WEEPING silently inside & had to lock TF in for the 20 minute car ride home. At one point I took a big ol' swig of an opened "Cigarette" Coke that i thought was mine. I didn't say a word about it bc I was afraid he'd hear the pain in my voice.😭😭😭😭 Definitely a garbage situation. My thumb print grew back after a few months.😂

Taylor Notso Swift

Long time listener, I’ve had a few read but I feel like this one deserves another. Is it garbage if your aunt claims she invented the margarita?

Okie

Yous ever been to a funeral where they request you wear jerseys/sports gear because the guy in the box would have wanted it that way...Shout out Remy RIP

Nick Wilcox

It may be trashy to have a shower beer but is it garbage to have a cup holder suctioned to the wall to hold that shower beer?

Macheen

West coast bozo here boys. AYG if a nurse has to tell you that you can’t brink beers in the hospital? Snuck a couple in before the wife got induced, got busted when they took out the trash, they were the only thing in the recycling bin so hand up, little on me there. Love youse

Garage Fridge Stock Boy

NHOR - is it garbage if you call ice cream with various toppings a "sun-duh" instead of a "sun-day"

Bugman’s Bagman

Garbage to not ship the merch to the UK? Hook me up! ‘Ello! Innit!

Amber Crambie & Finch

My buddy told me last night he shaves his pubes in the garage n cleans up with the leaf blower. Just shoots his short n curly’s all over the neighbors. Thats crazy right?

Tombo

$10 homie here what's up boys is it garbage to treat "god father/mother" as a very serious title

Ah man! You Foley’d it.

$10 bozo, never been read. Are you garbage if you put ketchup on your egg sandwich?

Jay Riemenschneider's Butcher

$10 Homie, never had one read: Is it trashy to get your luggage wrapped in plastic at the airport?

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 Homie since 2022. NHOR. Is it garbage to wash your hands with dish soap?

Billy

Never had one read. Is it garbage to change out your car battery in the Costco parking lot so you don’t have to make two trips to junk the old one?

Dude that looks like a prick

$10 Homie NHOR A lot of people around me use pet care credit cards to pay for vet visits. Is that garbage, or just normal pet ownership?

Joey Crawford

Is it garbage to find porn magazines in the woods as a kid? Why did so many people I know find nude magazines in the woods? Who's jerking off in the woods?

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie - are you garbage if the bartender at your wedding got canned for taking shots on the clock? I’m not talking about taking a shot to celebrate, the bartender went through a bottle of tequila on her own. We didn’t know until the venue reached out to us to apologize a couple weeks later to refund some of the open bar since the bartender “helped herself to it” 😂

Ms.McDonaldsDate

Never had one read, $10 soul sister, first time long time! Are you garbage if you say “the tax return hit” rather than saying “we received the tax return” or “we got our tax refund” LOVE YOUSE

Uncle Smokey

Long time shareholder havent had one read in years. Ever throw a lighter into a campfire? At a bbq at my friends how when i was like 18 his grill blew up in his face earlier that day, then someone threw a lighter in the fire at night..it exploded pretty much right in his face, flinging him out of his chair and he screamed "the devils out to get me"😅😅

Fitzmagic

Long time homie NHOR. Is it garbage to open all your car doors and use a leaf blower instead of vacuum to clean it? Dog hair, wawa crumbs, etc all right out the door. Love ya's.

Ian’s cousin Stephanie

$10 homie, HAFR, is it garbage to drink coffee out of a “inside” coffee mug while driving in the car?

J

Are you garbage if you microwave a hotdog? I wouldn't do it for others but drunk and I want a quick snack I will place the hotdog in a bun, then wrap with paper towels and microwave it on a plate. It's really not bad but I feel ashamed for doing it

Jason L

Never had one read, long time degenerate listener - Is it garbage if your grandpa took you to see his gravesite before he or my grandma died? I was in high school + grandpa took me to the National cemetary to “ see where he and nana were gonna end up”. So for both their funerals I’d already been to the gravesite with them alive…

Coach Basura

First time, long time. Is it garage to get your haircut at the same place you buy your groceries?

Butt-whole Bayley

Never had one red. Have Youse ever thrown rocks off a train bridge into oncoming traffic? Shout out to anyone driving on 130 in Woodlyne,NJ.

Gabe Brown

Is it garbage to go tornado hunting with your dad during a tornado warning and run into your cousin and uncle out in the country doing the same thing

Great Griffin Above

$5 Minority shareholder, have had one read before. You ever save half a heater for later?

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to factor in my weed costs as a part of my weekly budget?

DrippySlippyKippy

10 buck chuck NHOR Is it garbage if your mom had one pot for deep frying, and would simply return it to the cabinet after use - oil and all? (Bonus, that oil got changed maybe twice until I was 18 - “the heat’ll kill anything, don’t worry ‘bout it”)

Skunk Ape

Is it garbage to let your kid pee in the parking lot? He’s 7 and had to go. Told him to go by the corner of the car, I meant the back corner, he ended up near the front passenger headlight, crack showing to the world. It was noon in a busy strip mall.

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage that a church in our town was an old pet store?

The Garbage Pail Kid

$10 Beautiful Girl. NHOR. Is it garbage if you refill your name brand shampoo/conditioner bottles with knock-off products just to keep up appearances for your teenage children? Asking for a friend. P.S. Visit the south. You'll get so much material from it. LOVE YOUSE FELLAS!

C N

$10 lady homie Are you garbage if your dad gave you “the rack” as a child? It was for shits and gigs but man I think he fucked my back up

Joe Money

Hey gang 10 dollar homie, NH1R, Is it garbage to re-use a paper plate if its not That dirty, example some crums or ketchup stane ?

Delaware-Ave-Scav

10 homie. Youse ever had a car with a manual transmission that you could only pop start with the clutch? Had an old truck for 3 years that I always had to park on a hill, so I could get it started again. Used to wake up the neighbors doing it in reverse down my driveway leaving for work at 5 AM everyday when the tires squealed.

Tuddys Mechanic

FTLT is it garbage to take a deuce in a strip club? (I was nervous)

Seymour Weiner

AYG if you get a lil peepee on the toilet seat and wipe it off with your sock?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

Is getting the “birds and the bees” talk garbage or not? Just realizing my parents never sat me down to talk about it…

Abe

AYG if every time you sit on a toilet your belly touches the seat before your butt

SteveUrkle12

Third time long time, when ordering food for pickup do you leave a tip? For delivery of course but picking up food the food service workers put in enough extra effort to warrant a tip?

Zepbound Letdown

Are you garbage if you name your animals after dead relatives example Gertie (Grandma Gertrude), Charlie (Grandpa Charles) and Winnie (Great Grandma Winifred)

Jawn_Wick

10$ homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage when at the deli counter, ordering by dollar amount and not weight? Lady in front of me said give me 5$ of American cheese, it blew my mind never thought of that as an option.

LDB

AYG if after a promotion or bit of success, you become who you always hated? I’ve worked with plenty of douche bags that move up or get a little money and act like those who they despised.

Cousin Vinny

10$ chicken parmer here. Had 2 - tree read. Is it garbage to order two large entrees and ask for extra plates so we can split as a family if 4?

Michael Checchi

HEYEEEE NEVAH HAD ONE READ BOIS ITS MIKE JAMEZ HERE BRAND NEW SUBSRIBAH IS IT GARBAGE IF YOU MOVED BACK IN TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND (NOW FIANCE) FROM HAWAII CUZ U HAD CAT SCRACH FEVER AND WERE ONLY SUPOOSED TO STAY FOR 6 MONTHS BUT 4 years later you have even less money than when you moved in (dont have to pay rent) LOVE YAZ BUG MAN YOUR A REAL HERO AND KEVIN RYAN UR A STANDUP GUY FAMILY MAN THANK YOU BOIS btw totally worth the 10 buckareenz lovin the PAYTCH THANK YAZ BOIS NEVAH HAD ONE READ

Derek from Maine

Long time homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to get shrimp at the grocery store as a lunch or meal you eat as soon as you get home. Straight up with cocktail sauce as a meal.

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and loooong time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that method of spelling it rolling through my head 😂

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very large and distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision, with the oldest of us building forts and "playing Indian" in those woods being maybe 12. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

H8XWYF

Big fan and $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good license plate? 😂

Ballzak

First time long time 10$ month to month homie here. Are you garbage if you make a microwaveable Mac and cheese cup and then put that on bread and eat it as a sandwich?

Seymour Weiner

AYG if you refer to flipping the strap on Crocs over your heel "putting em in 4 wheel drive"?

Whatareyouacop

Is it garbage to have your dog trained like a police k9 because Canada won’t let you carry a gun Ps, she’s bit more than one homeless person

Cam

$10 dollar investor. NH1R. Is it garbage to intentionally hold your pee until you go out side? It’s a nickel every time I flush. Economy gots me jammed up. Also I own 30 acres and an amazing view…

Mark Grippo

Is it garbage if my 9 year old son walks around saying around saying hatchi matchi

Skep Tical

Ever eat on the shitter ?

Foley Days

I think we need a round 2 of Storage Wars. Bug man can find some shit for his new place

Balls and strikes

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage to have Mohammed Ali’s gloves on your wall and still think he might have worn them

Slizzneazy

NHOR $10 soul sister, are you garbage if you know for a fact that McDonald’s Diet Cokes are elite… I dated someone who worked there during high school. Their dad worked for Coca-Cola. The ratio of soda to syrup is 2:1. Most places it is 1:1. So it is truly better!

BIG DAWG

You ever throw your back out trying to pop a zit in a weird spot?

Tim

Is it trashy to only eat the tops of a muffin and leave the base in the container

BIG DAWG

Have you or your friends ever honestly thought they could freestyle rap??

Brad B

Was the old man a real man of genius? He's not wrong

Brad B

Might get to meet Chris Hansen if you're just chilling on the bleachers don't have a kid 🤣

Brad B

In a hotel... hell yeah

Brad B

Dino nuggets

Josh Stephens

$10 holla NHOR is it GARBAGE if you don’t sign up for garbage collection, and almost daily toss the bag on your hitch rack and drive it 20 miles to work to throw it in the dumpster? Bonus, I don’t ever strap it down so it keeps tailgaters away.

Brad B

$10 long time homie NH1R. Is it trashy to take all the drink cans and bottles from the recycling bin at work and turn them in for the deposit? .. they're .10 each in Oregon and I have $300 in my recycling account from doing it.

Blue Moon Bozo

$10 homie haven't had one read in a while are you garbage if you eat popcorn by the bucket not by the bag it takes me three bags of popcorn to fill my bucket and I usually eat most of it if not all of it in one night

Jack Mack juice

Ever crush a a whole sleeve of saltines with some whipped cream cheese? No name brand on both of course.

Mc hammer

10$ hommie never had one read. Are you Garbage, if you ask for the price of something by saying. "How much is this thing?". Recently a buddy and I were walking around the mall, as two midlife dirt bags do, we even had lunch at the Food Court. When we came across a store that sells candies, chips and sodas from around the world. First thing, nothing in this joint has a price, big problem for trash like me I dont like that, not even at fancy places. This place has evey flavor of every brand from all over the world, including every flavor Fanta. My friend sees a flavor of Fanta he's heard of and wants to try, so he grabs it and notices theres no price. I see him realize theres no price and I already knew what was coming, so I just crossed my arms and watched him walk up to the counter. He hands the 12oz can of what ever gay flavor Fanta he wanted to the, "very pretty girl" behind the counter. Who was like 20 maybe. And said, LOUD and STRONG, "how much is this thing?". Like a dad, who doesn't want to buy the toy you've been asking him for all day. the young lady said, softly and sweet, "It's $6.99". To wich my friend replied "GOD DAMB" and put the can back in the fridge. We walk out the store, me in tears laughing and him talking trash about the $6.99 can of soda. Best times with my best pal.

Brian

Do The Boys care where we listen to normal episodes? It is more beneficial on a specific platform?

Joshua Marberry

Are You Garbage if you put a sixer of high end beers in a card board container in your grocery cart, byt return it to return them and pick up 9 loosey bottles of Bud Light from the discount rack with giant red mark down red stickers on them? In my defense the discount brewskis were only 55 cents a bottle. However, the prosecution would counter that I make 6 figures and did this in my local store which is in the rich beach town I live in.

Smashing Blumpkins

Are You Garbage if Facebook is your main social media? Feels like the only people still on there are townies and boomers.

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 home skillet never had one flipped, are u garbage if waking up after a night of drinking i rushed to work 45 mins away. During said drive there was a shitty smell in the car. Upon arriving at work I realized the shit smell was coming from my self... yes I shit my oants and drove with it in there... then realizing situation i called in sick from the parking lot. Foley I feel your pain

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still ain't had one read. Is it garbage to save medium sized Amazon boxes and use them as containers for groceries in your car? I had a few boxes in the back of my car that I meant to take to the dumpster (but I'm lazy), and one day while putting all my groceries in the back I found that they're perfect for placing grocery bags in that have delicate items you don't want getting damaged or rolling around (like bread). They're square shaped and a few of them fit nice and neat and saves me a lotta trouble.

Brennen Knaub

Is it garbage I’ve smoked weed with my grandma on multiple occasions. I’ve even smoke dabs with my grandma

WaWaWes

NH1R. AYG if you had a leftover piece of plywood as a basketball goal backboard.

Dmc

Ayg if have a celebrity you claim to look like when given a different one? Ie Henry looks like Bams dad, who does he claim to look like.

Alex

Buy a case of Mickey’s and try and guess the riddles on the caps

Alex

Here’s one, Have the crew send in a photo of trash. The trashiest wins tickets or some shit

Alex

I don’t think this thing can post a pic, send me a dm 😉😉

Timothy Meyer

What up, Brand new 10 dollar Homie Long time YT Listener, is it garbage to bring snacks to the gym? for example when I first arrive I have a 24oz coffee and a protein bar, half way through my work out I will take a break with some string cheese, and to top off the end of my work out I have 2 hardboiled eggs with a banana and a protein shake, remind you I'm going to the gym to lose weight?

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Knucklehead NHOR Are you garbage if it's 8:06AM and you don't have any soft drinks in your shitty apartment? I can either have a THC drink and be useless for the next 8 hours, or go for booze and tie one on for the rest of the day. Spoiler alert, I'm going booze.

ThiccNKrispy

Is it garbage to take all the free toiletries from a hotel everyday?

Spiro_The_Hero

Yelling at runners is garbage. Dude I’m 31 and people still honk and yell things. Pure trash

Dirt Baghdad

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have an unconventional sunburn cure? Ours was mayo…Duke’s specifically.

Jimmy Jawns

$10 bozo never had one read, is it garbage to live in a 4 bedroom house with 8 guys? Rent was only $400 but there was only one shower

Phony Robbins

Long time, 2nd time, $10 mercenary. Is it garbage to own clothing from a sports league but not a specific team (ie a shirt that says MLB) kid in my school had a hat with the NFL logo, MFer looked like a referee

Baylor Evans

Are you garbage if you already know what you would do with the money if you won the lottery? Guy I work with has a hundred million after taxes worked out down to the dollar

Joe Belmonte

Is it garbage to smoke an entire heater without ever taking it out of your mouth. To ash you just kind of flick your head. And then spit the but out when your done. Ps. Learned this on the job site so you didn’t have to stop doing whatever you were working on to rip your heaters

Angel Morales

10 dollar homie here is it garbage to have your very own THE PALM RESTAURANT mixing bowl. I don’t know if my wife got it at goodwill or I got it at a home goods but we got it.

Jamie JamJar

FTLT merch moment! Are you garbage if you take your medication out of a Tuddy’s shot glass? I take my pills out and put them in the shot glass to take ‘em all at once morning and night.

Ryanstone Cowboy, MBA

I hooked up with a girl one time and when I was undressing her I took the shoe off her prosthetic leg and she gave me a funny look but then I attempted to pull off the whole peg leg and she got really upset about it and cried. Is it garbage to remove a girls fake leg while hooking up with her?

$10-OklaHomie

NHOR are you garbage if you get into it with a customer from your job, they tell you to come back after work and then go back and give em the ol 3 piece and a soda in front of their family? Your local friendly mailman. Love youse guys! 🗑🫶🏽🗑

ImaFool4Gabbagool

Long time homie NHOR Is it garbage if your family lined your grandmother's casket with scratch off tickets during the visitation? Is it any better that they were $5 and $10 tickets at least?

Demond can’t read

$10 homie NH1R, have you ever rode in a car that had “wash me” written in the dirt?

Tuddybutter

$10 dollar homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to yell out “yes that’s my wild card” after you don’t get declined at a gas station?

JehovahThickness

Is it garbage that i just really love using and abusing paper towels

MC

$10 Never had one read. Growing up, was it ‘civil’wear or ‘silver’wear

419MudHens

First time homie—are you garbage if as a kid you would go to bowling night with your parents and spent the whole night looking for dropped money at the bar? Found a $10 once and spent it all on Street Fighter II and NBA Jam.

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie reporting for doody. When's the last time you rode in the back seat of your own car?

Garbo

Is it garbage to not know how to spell the company that provides you money? AYG Patron paintball was hilarious 😂

Nick

$10 homie NH1R. Is it garbage to give wrong directions to someone wearing rival team gear? I live in SF, sent a Dodger fan in the complete wrong direction

ASandwich

Y'all ever buy/sell a car for a dollar?

This One’s Just Funny

$10 dyslexic here NHOR…is it garbage to borrow someone else’s neti pot?

DustyKram

Hey what’s up fellas, $10 homie here, is it garbage to take the extra material home after you’re all done at a job site knowing damn well you don’t need it but you take it anyway because you might need it down the road? Love youse!!

Barefoot Bandit

Sheryl underwood needs to come on after seeing MSSP

Trash Panda

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to drive to a state park, rake pine needles, load them in your dad's truck and take them home so he doesn't have to buy bundles of them.

Zachary Straight

Is it garbage to say im coming ...im coming heavy ....just curious ..when your announcing your showing up .

The Fatador

$10 hoagie NHOR, is it garbage if your girl’s “hall pass” is your city’s famous small claims/injury attorney? (To be fair, the kid’s a looker)

Time for one or two more

Where do we stand on a cold potato chip? My lunch box has an ice pack in it and I feel like it’s a special treat when my chips get real cold

SFLGarbageman

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage I listen to your podcast more than I listen to my wife. My wife told me to ask.

Hunter Reed

$10 dirtbag here fellas never had one read. Is it garbage to but an over easy egg on a piece of day old cold pizza? The yolk and the tomato sauce plus a little pepperoni mix just right man. You guys are my favorite, Godspeed gentlemen.

Napoleon Bonerfart

$10 roller dog here, never had one read. Are you garbage if you steal Whole Foods plastic grocery bags from your parents’ house specifically for packing your lunch to bring to work? Never shopped there, but I’ll be damned if my coworkers see me pulling a ham n cheese out of a Walmart bag.

Mason

10$ sleep cell Is it garbage to put electrical tape over your phones cameras to stop any possible spying?

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar union member here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to like Costco Pizza?

will larkin

I can't prove it, but I know Foley thinks the intro to show is "out here at Tuddy's in the new edition" instead of "addition"

SawedOffScottGun

$20 hoagie no big deal. Had one read. Is it garbage to check the empty packs of heaters in your car when you finally clean it out to see if you find a rogue heater.

Tuddy's baby daddy

What in the fuck is going on with this whole pajamas in public businesses?

Benny Phil

$10 investor, never had one read. Is it garbage to cut down a bag of chips when it gets low so it’s easier to get what’s left

Big Titted Animal

Growing up windex was used as an all purpose cleaner instead of just a window /glass cleaner. I didn’t realize there were other cleaners until I became an adult and was buying my own cleaners. We always had windex because we had a lot of ants living in socal. Windex kills ants nearly on contact if you didn’t already know and fun fact, if you leave the bodies the other ants will come and get them and not come back. It’s like I’m sending a message to the rest of the colony. Garbage? Or is that something else entirely? Hahaha

Markie J Townsend

10 dolla bozo…..is it garbage that your extremely rural route postal carrier drives a beyond dirty cybertruck?

SergeantBlueChew

Are you garbage for not only drinking, but genuinely enjoying airplane coffee?

Joshua Scott

$10 homie. You think the boys ever noticed the typo in their Patreon bio?

jon mendoza

Is it garbage to start a small construction company, save cash in an envelope for taxes because your “gonna do things right this time” then a week later take that cash because your bank account is now in the negative? You guys are the best listen on the job site for sure, shout out from Ontario California!

slamminsam

10$ broad, Is it garbage if your 8 year old has the intro memorized ?

IGottaPushBackOnThatALittleBit

Is it garbage to stick your finger in your ear and stick it in your soda to calm the bubbles down a bit. Watched my cousin do it once.

lawnguylandsoulsista

$10 soulsista NHOR. Are you garbage if you take your work for lunch in one of those plastic dog poop bags? My husband is an RN, has a nice lunch bag, plenty of ziplocks, but continues to use the dog poop bags instead.. when I ask him why he says “it’s just convenient” 😂

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

With Memorial Day rolling up, what would an Are you garbage? Float look like coming down Main Street in the hoity-toity burbs town we both live in. Man I would love to see that AH-OH ITS THE AYG BOYS! Is that fully on the back eating all the Tootsie rolls he supposed to be tossing out to the kids? $10 Homie never had one read.

James McCauley

$10 homie - Ever collect shells on the beach, open them and there's a prize inside?

Buster

$10 homie NHOR - is it garbage if a family member calls you by your nickname because they didnt like your first name? My grandfather didnt like my name so he called me Buster. The name stuck and most of my family now call me that.

Stinky brinky

$10 homie.. never had one read… youse ever had a weird aunt that instead of giving a hug when she sees you, she tries to kiss you on the lips? I have one aunt I avoid like the plague at family gatherings

Adrian

Long time $10 homie, NHOR, met you’s in ATL! My friend’s mom would keep and wash disposable plastic silverware. I had dinner there one night and I was told not to throw my fork away to put it in the sink. Even as a 12 year old I knew it was certified traysh.

Brady Mayo

Is it garbage to eat something with a fork while driving

jakereno

Have you ever fist fought a parent? My ex-wife fought her step mom at her high school graduation. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper.

Tyler Douglass

$10 Homie, Never had one read: Are you garbage to shit on a guy for “drinking his kid’s blood” (Young Stud Blood) behind a paywall, and the publicly get paid to advertise his product? (Shout out Blueprint) Love youse!

Supersoaker

Is it garbage to remember exact prices on things from years ago. For instance, kippy remembering how much his pioneer speakers cost for the lumina

BIG TONY

10 Dolla Makes Me Holla, Had one read... is it garbage to tie your waistband strings in public?

amincook

Ya'll still helping down and out bozos?? Long time fan, need help getting my electric back on. Ultimate bozo here!

Sofa_king_garbage

At my daughter's graduation, they siad hold your applause til the end or you get thrown out. Is it garbage to cheer anyway so we get kicked out to beat the traffic (and embarrass the offspring just a lil bit)?

I wasnt fat back then

Get a load of this , my buddy got a warranty on a cooler. Not even a fancy one. Just a regular ass cooler . Class A bozo haha

MAHONEY(not that one)

$10 homie, NHOR. Do you blow your nose after dinner at the table in a restaurant?

Derek & The Dominos

Ayo - are you garbage if you grew up with a full size vending machine in your backyard by the pool? It took tokens my Grandparents kept in the kitchen. They said it was easier than buying too much and always kept em colder.

Sticky Vicky

Is it garbáge if your former middle school teacher (who was a bitoffabitch) pulls up while you’re working the drive thru of the local dispensary and tries to quick change scam you? Youse fellas ever been quick change before?

PeterSchnitzel

Hey, $16 Australian dollarydoo homie here. Youse ever towed a trailer with a hatchback?

KindTUD

Jammed up homie who just had to cancel the paytch, are garbage if when you where a child you were asked to hold a cigarette for an adult

A Guy

Bryan Johnson is garbage

Justin Mayo

Garbage? Yes. Do I fuck with it, also yes

Philip Masturzo

Long time homie, never had on read! Is it garbage if you have to light your cig or bong with a grill lighter?

Brian Austin

Are you garbage if your parents had a VHS rewind machine still hanging around well past its prime?

BamBam

Walked backwards towards a cop at gunpoint?

Abbie Nelson

$20 bozette of 5 years here NHOR: is it garbage to change the hand soaps in the house for the holidays/seasons? For example: Christmas time gets the fir soap scent, springtime gets fresh flowers, etc

The Deelz

$10 garbage pail kid. Anyone else been able to know the difference between gunshots and fireworks by ear from a young age?

ShoutOutToYa

$10 homie here, youse ever eaten a piece of gum until it disintegrated

ToonaBoyz814

Never had one read. Is it garbage that my grandmother got a divorce from her husband then took her dead husband’s last name back just to get his military pension?

Paulie SmallNuts

14.50 Big shot. AYG if you’ve bought a half gram of weed with only dimes and nickels.

yellowbirddd

Are you garbage if you vacuum your couch? ...it's a dyson!

Prince 0f Cats

$10 homie never had one read. Ever undress a Barbie doll?

Michael Checchi

HEYEEEE boys never had one read yet is it garbegeio to smoke spliffies and sip tranfusions when your a single golfer and get paired up with a stranger heyeeee stay garbageboys

Fresh Box of Parliaments

10 dollar boston to la homie never had one read, is it garbage to be walking down the street with a suitcase, nowhere near an airport 😂

Dmc

Are you garbage if you can’t figure out how to get patron episodes on Spotify? Any assistance would be appreciated

Foley’s Blank Note Pad

New homie. Is it garbage if you knew your parents broke up because your dad had a specific hairstyle? When my mom and dad would break up my dad would get a bald Mohawk to go with his Fu Manchu mustache. Picture Chuck Liddell but 6’4 350… oh and on meth.

Lunchbox

Long time $10 homie here never had one read. Is it garage to make out with a chick at the bar and end up with her Zyn. PS was out of Zyns so it was a plus for me. Love the show

Time for one or two more

At my first apartment we broke a box spring down to just the internal springs and hung it on the wall. We encouraged people to put stuff in the springs .. pictures, dollar bills, earrings, flip flops, artwork, or whatever you could spare. We called it Wall Art and once something was in the wall art you could not take it out. when we moved we had a ceremonial burning of the Wall Art at a bonfire

James McCauley

$10 homie - Ever use scissors or a butter knife as a letter opener?

another moron

Is it garbage to drag your IV pole outside to have a smoke in front of the hospital?

ohhdoylerulezz

$10 dollar operator here, is it garbage to strip the hotel beds for the cleaners BUT leave what loose change and dollar bills you had for a tip? Or is it like stacking the plates for a waiter, And whats the classy tip when leaving a hotel?

Zane Willis

AYG if you have to leave your car running while doing errands because there’s a good chance it won’t start again.

Big Titted Animal

What's the over under on the boys weight compared to the intro video weigh ins?

Jenzie

Legitimately thought you could not put. Swim suit in the dryer I thought it ruined it

Joe M

$10 Patreon Venmo payer NHOR AYG if you send fake wedding invitations to companies to get free stuff s/o Home Depot for the apron

Joe M

Can we get a segment where the homies send in pictures of their fridge and freezer there’s a very specific look of how a dirt bag lower middle class fridge looks from contents to how it’s packed bonus points for the exterior magnets and what is on top of it

Jenzie

Was dad an immigrant? Bc this is 100% normal immigrant behavior

Jenzie

They ask “salt pepper ketchup” every time NOT Garbage!

Spitfire542

Any sticker on a cars gas door 🗑️🗑️

Spitfire542

Being American and calling it brekkie is TRASH

TheLazyGardener

Is it garbage if you see bobby lee at a strip club. It wasnt a high end one.

Honkin Guzunga’s

Luv you long time 10$ home skillet NHOR like for real never … here’s a new one IIG ( if it’s garbage) to drink Gatorade as an adult the what do classy adults drink ? Like reaching for something non alcoholic in my life and everyone around me is either a pop or the healthier option a screaming cold purple Gatorade !

Dragon Nuts

NHOR, cardboard in the fridge?? Growing up we put everything from soda beer yogurt everything that came in a cardboard box we would just put in the fridge not a thought in the world. Now my wife has neat clear organizing containers and all shapes in sizes my fridge looks like I’m richy rich.

Alexis

$10 northeast trash NHOR are you garbage if you’re still just as scared of sharks as foley, used to have dreams as a child where they’d swim out of the pool jets and one where they were the bridal party at my aunts wedding. Still can’t even look at a picture of a shark and I’m almost 30

Moldy foreskin , the rapper

You ever intentionally back date a check a few days so it looks like you paid on time , as if they don’t know

Mr Cluggers

Is it garbage to gift a 16 year old a used car for his birthday and it’s on empty. To top it off the kids dad got to the party 30 minutes late, he was supposed to bring the cake and the forks and got the truck for free from his dad and re-gifted it.

STEPHEN TAYLOR

What’s the trashiest band you like should be a go to question ? Mine is nickelback they get so much hate but idk to me they are amazing. What about the homies ? What’s your band ?

Jon

Is bacon and cream cheese an option in NYC for bagels? It blows my mind that it's not standard across the board. I live in Chicago and have never seen it listed on a menu.

TurkeyMeatballParmHero

Are you garbage if you watch old episodes of AYG while at the gym instead of listening to music?

Big Joe

Never had one read, $10 homie. Is it garbage if you eat the muffin wrapper instead of throwing it away. So you dont have to scrape off that good bread on the wrapper, I just chew on the. wrapper until swallowable. Since a kid i have ate it and i have had a muffin reecently and still have that urge to eat the wrapper. Im 50/50 onnit now

I wasnt fat back then

Yo fellas. Whats the ruling on showing up to a BBQ or party type event with and already opened case of beer

Ky garbaggio

Total trash here. Long time listener, recent patreonay, hum dinger for ya, is it garbage if your boss catches you trying to write an AYG question, on the clock? The question was; as a bartender, is it garbage to clock rich people, and let them know I poured heavy for them, knowing they might grease me a couple, two, tree, bucks more?

Cinnamon Babka

$10 HR Consultant. Is it garbage to use a shower towel to clean up any kind of mess around the house?

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

Have you ever loaded a pallet of construction material (tile, laminate etc) into anything other than a pickup truck?

Money_Mark97

$10 homie, is it garbage if your grandma's favorite couch pillow is one that says "I only drink on days that end in Y"? Our whole family is alcoholics of German decent.

Dmc

New member: what’s your most trashy family relation I was 12 when grandma died and was 14 when grandpa and his brothers widow got blessed by a priest on one of their many trips to Europe. Never remarried because “why would I wanna loose his benefits and we already have the same last name” here’s to you, great aunt grandma. Also my cousins is a member of the army of garbage and he’s new dad. Shout out Mike.

I wasnt fat back then

10 dollar yadda yadda here. Whats worse, adding or subtracting the letter "s" from a company's name. For example. "You should get ur toilet parry from costco(s)" Or "I need to pick up my prescription from walgreen"

Alex

Eggs with leftover meatballs, am I garbage?

Alex

Foley, can you hear me?

Dan Flynndx

NHOR Is it garbage to put the toothpaste in your mouth first and then start brushing? Shout out to Bryce Harper (good lookin kid)

Monica Willis

NHOR—Is yard-sailing a verb? “I used to go yard sailing every Saturday with my Memaw.”

Tuddy’s Sloppers

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to refer to your workarounds for being jammed up as “life hacks”? My friend recently informed that finding out my local gas station will let me overdraft if I have at least 30 cents in my account and get a full tank of gas, then later disputing the overdraft and getting the fee taken off, just means I should probably get a real job. Love yall.

Fritz

Ya boy FRITZ here! Is it garbage to watch the umpire hit his vape right before your daughters softball game starts?

Friend of The Show

Is it garbage to pre mix the spaghetti and sauce. Or do you serve it separately to distribute a preferred ratio?

Foleys Martial Arts Gym

10 $ bozo had one read but testing my luck. Are you garbage if you never take the bag off the Crown Royal bottle.

On the Minneapolis city bus aka the Somali Trolly

Have you ever been hit by a cane or crutch? When I was 15 and my brother 13 he broke his ankle skateboarding. On Thanksgiving he was sitting on the couch and we were arguing. I spit in his face and was walking to the basement. Little did I know he jumped up and baseball swung his crutch and broke my wrist. For Christmas I got a plate, some screws, and a cast. He got a new crutch to replace the one he broke on my wiener paw.

Big L

Brand new $10 homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if instead of replacing the tp roll completely you just balance the new roll on the old cardboard? I’ve gone through lotsssss of rolls before actually replacing it properly

Upper Decker

Never had one read If I’m asked to bring cupcakes to a party and I bring a case of hostess cupcakes am I in the wrong or am I correct?

Cbarb77

Is it garbage if your dad shot you

Cbarb77

Also yinz trashed me at a show because I ate tuna noodle for breakfast

Charlie

Is it garbage if while trying to get a little root tug in but you leave your Bluetooth connected to a speaker that’s in the living room of the house PS the whole immediate family was in the living room while I was taking a so called shower 🤣🤣