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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-26 18:53:30
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2026-05

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse.

Comments

Eric with a C

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to have a dedicated spot in the house for to go condiments? Even more garbage if it’s not in the kitchen?

Jimbo Slice

First time, long time: Have you ever been invited to a wedding, and the invitation says "Open bar, while supplies last!!"

Joshvows

$10 homies NHOR, is it Garbage to look up AYG on the list of podcast on the jail IPad once you get locked up??? (yall are not on it BTW get the new manager on it!!!)

Bon Iverson

$10 investor. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad served your mom a Diet Coke in bed first thing in the morning for as long as you can remember ?

Adam Fries

Is it garbage that our middle school class is the reason a local Burger King franchise closed down? There was a BK behind the middle school with a fence between with a gap for students to walk over. One day there was a huge fight in their parking lot. Fence opening got closed, rules for minors in their location changed, and the location shuttered 2 years later.

Ronan_the_drugabuser

long time lover NH1R previous hard feelings episode reminded me about my irrational childhood fear of butterflies and as a grown man im no longer scared but avoid them at all possible cost is that trash…

RoyEMunson

Youse ever ordered a beer from Denny’s?

Big Jerm

Ayg 10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

Kippys hard nippys

Is it garbage that every time your mom gets drunk she talks about how she never used food stamps even though she could have

TuddysMugMan

$10 Firehorse here Is it garbage to shave your face in the garage and sweep the hair outside? I'm sick and tired of cleaning the bathroom sink.

Oil Field Bozo

NH1R $20 oil investor here! Have you ever had the sweet pleasure of drinking out of a spit cup by accident. Never trust a soda can with the tab ripped off.

Chris Garcia

Garbage to do a foot high five?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice here NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

From Your Lips to Gods Ears

Hey fellas! $10 soul sista, never had one read: When you’re eating and a piece of your food flies onto the table, do you leave the food there, eat it, or put it back into your food? I personally throw it back into my plate

Kaptain Kardboard

You’s guys ever walked into a crazy busy hotel for the “free” buffet breakfast? Trash but free is free

Tuddy’s Step-Nephew

Are you garbage if you can see a trampoline in your yard from the google street view. Ps my mom’s hair dresser’s car is also visible. Yikes

Ashlee

Is it garbage if your blanket as a teenager was an unzipped sleeping bag?

Olivia

Not a question but Patreon idea - you guys rank different fast food items from every chain to come up with the ultimate fast food meal! Ex: rank chicken nuggets/burger from every major chain, fries from every major chain, and milkshake/drink from every major chain and decide which is best from each with the Certified Seal of Garbage™️

Anthony Michael

$10 homie. NH1R. Same question I had last week. Is it garbage to lick your fingers clean at the table?

Angel Morales

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to go into a restaurant already knowing you’re gonna save some of whatever you ordered to take home to eat tomorrow. I’m talking about go in order a fried rice per se, and divide it so you take home precisely half.

Joey Bag o’ Donuts

$10 gas station boner pill, NH1R Is it garbage if when I take a dump at other people’s houses, I put a bunch of toilet paper at the bottom of the bowl so I don’t leave skid marks? I find that the toilet paper acts as a barrier. Sometimes I’ll go a step further and put two pumps of hand soap or spray febreze into the toilet to help with the smell. Probably psychotic behavior, but hey.

Bob Barrs Gym trainer/hair stylist

10$ liability NH1R… Are you garbage if from first grade to seventh grade your bus spot was the local cemetery for old Pioneer families and you just sat there and hung out with your dead relatives until the bus picked you up? Asking for friend, totally didn’t happen to me. I’m not possessed. Love the show boys

Adubz

Are you garbage if you are wearing a different casino’s merch then the one you are currently in

Josh

Is it garbage to open a beer bottle with a lighter? Btw bring the show to Reno, NV Love youse, Joshua Nevada

HouseMoneyAnt

$10 homie how ya derrrnnnn - Are you garbage if you drop something and try to pick it up with your toes so you don’t have to bend all the way over?

Bowling Average = Credit Score

Former bozo, current $10 homie...for now, NH1R. Wifey's dad used to borrow his friend's work van when his car needed work. This thing had 2 seats only (driver and passenger); nothing but empty cargo space in the back. Dad would take the driver's seat (obviously) and the older daughter got the passenger seat. My wife would get sat in a loose lawn chair in the back, sliding on turns and falling over if he had to brake quickly. When Dad would hear her tumbling around like a a coin in an empty coffee can, he'd yell "hang on!".

Sweet P

First time looooooong time Is it garbage if you time your piss? When I got a good one loaded up I’ll pull out the stopwatch on my phone. Current best is 1 minute 12 seconds how ya doin. love you boys

Mikey.Bontade

Y’all ever been in a bathroom situation so bad, a public bathroom at that, number 2 type situation, where you just had to take the pants off, dire straights.

Bestpalkippy

Long time $10 homie, NHOR. AYG if your middle name is misspelled, and your Jr? Arthur vs. Author

Midatlanticdirtbag

Is it garbage to dry and wipe your hands on your slacks after dribbling on yourself? Ah damn bathroom was out of paper towels!

Hey_it’s_Lauren

$10 beautiful girl NHOR Is it garbage if you’ve ever sent in an audition video to be on reality tv?

AYGwillickers

$10.00 homie. had two read over a year ago. is it garbage if you ever get happy because your pee is clear and you know you are properly hydrated and may just brag about it once or twice?

Obama's Birth Certificate

Never had one read. Is it garbage for the lot porter at the car dealership you work at to loan out lemon law cars at night on dealer tags? We caught him using trail cameras setup inside the display cars out front.

Steven Clark

$10 homie, nhor. If I end up with a squeaky wheel on my shopping cart at Walmart I’ll take it to the hardware section and spray it with wd-40, I’ve done it twice and it’s worked both times, am I garbage?

Benjamin Hogg

10$ ambassador here NHOR, is it trashy to be a man in his mid 50s and to be rocking vokills in a new death metal band made up of 20/30 year olds? Or is it classy I’m still in the game?

Clay

Not a question but boys please get in contact with the "Bob does sports" guys. I feel like there is a crazy amount of crossover between you guys and it would do numbies.

Tuddy's MMA Coach

10 doll hair Homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if you order extra Big Mac Sauce on the side, to put on your homemade burgers at a later date.

isetthem

Is it garbage to gamble on an opening world cup game . From your boy Charlie

Billtron182

$10 international waste management supervisor- growing up we lived in an old house from the 50s. The electrical wiring in the house was done terribly and on the cheap. Is it garbage to have all the kitchen, dining rooms appliances running through a power strip that’s plugged into the bathroom outlet? God forbid you ran the toaster and the microwave at the same time it would set off the breaker lmao

Big Ziti the Sauce Monkey

Long Term Investor Is it garbage if you wear clothing from amusement park rollercoasters? My adult aged friend has a Kingda Ka & El Toro shirt in his normal wardrobe rotation.

Pete Seidel

Long time $10 beautiful girl Ever use the bathroom trash for food related garbage? 👀 Sure feels dirty.

Jason The Janitor

Long time homie, NHOR Ever had a job that comes with “perks” , I’m a janitor and haven’t spent a lick on toilet paper at home #Thats Clean Living Love youzzze

Chris

$10 investor never had one read Would you rather go to a cash bar wedding or a BYOB wedding.

Jruff

Long term investor NHOR Is it a tough look to go to a bonfire at a coworkers empty handed and come home with a dresser for your kids out of the to be burned pile… my parents pulled this move when i was a kid kept that dresser for years

C N

$10 soul sista, have had one read no big deal; growing up did you have the classy Crayola crayons or those RoseArt piece of shit crayons?

FuckTardFrank

NH1R is it garbage if you had Heineken for the first time with 2 homeless guys one night at city hall. I was riding my bike home after my closing shift & they somehow got a 12 pack and wanted to know if i wanted to help them finish it. I was 19, how you doin!

Elias W

Anyone know the episode that Foley read his best man's speech?

The dude,man

$10 bag of garbage here. Never had one read. I'm from middle America. At every wedding I've been to in the Midwest they auction the bride's shoe. When I say auction I mean every family has an auctioneer so it gets entertaining. Every bid put up goes in the pot, then the new couple keep the pot and the bride gets the shoe back. Even as I kid it kind of felt trashy to me even though it gets them a smooth couple grand minimum. Thoughts from the President and Vice-President of garbage?

Butt-whole Bayley

$10 hoagie, never had one read. Have you ever got in trouble in school and had to write out a sentence over and over? How did you write it out, by sentence or by word?

BofaDeezNutz

$10 Dempsy Group offshore money launderer. Ever exclusively use paper plates and plastic forks at home so you dont have to wash dishes? Not for a gathering. I'm talking every day by yourself in front of the tv

Adam

🇨🇦Canadian Beauzeaux: Anyone else’s Mom save the individual milk bags, cut the top open and use it as a sandwich bag? All jammed up!

1/2 a Foley

Youse ever had to fish a dead raccoon from under the crawl space? It was under the kitchen and I had to tear out a bunch of insulation to get it. F*ckin gagging as soon as I pulled the insulation board down. Fished it out with an iron rake and bagged it. It was about 12lbs. * It's an 1800's barn converted to living space.

Big Daddy Sexo

Is it garbage to wear a tee shirt underneath a tee shirt for the sole purpose of capturing the sweat? My 2 rules are the undershirt must be thinner and the undershirt must have shorter sleeves than the outer shirt (preferably no sleeves for the undershirt).

James Hagen

Hey guys longtime $10 shareholder here, have not had one read. Is it garbage if your dad sends you to the corner store to buy him 2 cans of longcut with a note that says its okay? I was 9 and he sent me and my buddy with a signed note that said "its cool, its for his dad"

Cody Gurnick

$10 homie here NHOR. Are you garbage if the most famous person you've met is Buddy the Cake Boss?

Joe the mailman

$10 homie never had one read, how many empty bottles of water are under your bed?

Mr. Bevilacqua

$10 homie never had one read. AYG if you count your overdraft protection as part of your income? I can go $200 in the hole with no penalty, and even though it evens out on payday I still feel like I’m gaming the system.

Joe Frohwitter

$10 HR official. Have you ever had to pull a heist with your dad? Dad was a heating and cooling man put in a unit for a person they didn't want to pay. He gets me and my sister up at 2:00 in the morning. Grabbed a steak from the fridge. Drive to the neighborhood 30 minutes away. Get out the truck run to the back. Throw the steak into the neighbor's yard to distract the neighbor dog. Cut the lines pick it up and sister drove the truck down the street so we threw it in a blew that popcorn stand all while Dad was sippin on budlights

Amber Cramby

About an hour ago my work lost power. Cant paint cars in the dark 🤷🏼‍♂️ So now I’m at home gonna do the 3 S’s. Shit. Shower. Shave

Gearbox

Longtime listener, never had one read- Is it garbage to do a rolling tailgate party? Last weekend in bumper to bumper stop-and-go traffic to park at the Indy 500, everyone but the driver hopped out of our car and started drinking while walking alongside the slow-moving car. Made the parking situation less stressful!

Ben

$10 homie here. You ever get a girls number but she wants to type it in your phone but your screened cracked to shit?

Eric Parpart

Is it garbage to refill your cup with soda before you leave the movie theater or fast food restaurant?

Jake M

Jake here 10 doll hair monthly contribution to the Bernie’s at the Boardwalk fund. Is it garbage to ask your boss to pay off all your fines and tickets or you’re not gonna be able to come to work anymore? We’re talking about seven grand tickets to go back to 2020 oh and I’ve never even had my license.

Jake M

Oh, and I’ve been driving to work here at the same place for over five years

Dragon Nuts

NHOR, cardboard in fridge pure trash try and change my mind. Get the beers out the box have some class

Uzeeavarr

$10 garbage arbitrage merchant NHOR is it garbage if you got excited as a child around Christmas time cause your divorced grandma who used to be a hairdresser bought you collector Budweiser mugs and you liked the cool horse in the snow drawings on them?

Meatball Shorty

Not a question per se but something to consider for next merch drop. Where’s Foley, a new take on Where’s Waldo. Find the big man tailgating at a birds game or meeting the boys for an airport breakfast.

JB

$10 fella Is it garbage if your gf decides to take her own car and she'll "meet you there, you're going to be listening to are you garbage again."...? Her car doesn't even have AC... This was a 2.5 hr trip.

Amber Crambie & Finch

Is it garbage to trim your pubes in the garage n clean em up with the leaf blower? My boy told me that’s how he rolls. Blowing his short n curly’s all over the neighbors. Crazy right?

Ryan L

$10 Homie since ‘23 NHOR; are you garbage if your mom used to work at a liquor store with a drive thru window? Follow up, is it garbage to go there years after she quit and get recognized while you’re trying to buy underage? Got booted but it felt like it hurt them more than me

Tuna Homie

$10 homie here. Never had one read. Is it garbage if the smell of bug spray makes me excited because I first hooked up with a girl when I was 16 at summer camp? Shout out to Off Deep Woods!

Chris

$20 homie Is it garbage if your family (specifically mom) called items by their brand instead of what it actually was? IE: “who used my Pantene?” Instead of shampoo or “go grab my Michael kohrs” instead of purse. Also referring to any and all video games as “Nintendo games” Ps peep my pfp

Christines snaps

$10 soul sister - had an idea for you boys to do for a Patreon episode. Thought it might be fun to do a official bracket/ranking of the trashy thing to do surrounding one topic So you pick something like “airports/airplanes” and then list all the trashiest things people do at the airport/airplane and discuss them - like gettimg there early to eat breakfast 😂 taking your shoes off on the plane, etc. And then by the end of the episode you do an official bracket and crown like “the #1 trashiest things people do at the airport” Could work for so many topics 👏🏼👏🏼

H8XWYF

I live in Clarksville, TN where a previous guest Leanne Morgan is from (great episode btw). We're finally getting our first WaWa here on June 18th and think it would be so cool if AYG got with WaWa to do the grand opening. Y'all could even do a show later that night at the new comedy club we have called Jokers (they'd love to have ya). We also have a big new arena over by Austin Peah university if that helps. Maybe those fancy new agents could score a merch deal with them while you're there. Imagine AYG merch being sold at WaWa lol. I plan on taking my son first day they open. I haven't had WaWa since I left Virginia in 2019 when he was 2yo, I'm so excited. Also, if not, pop up here next time you're in Nashville. I work a lot and have my son on my off days so I can never make it to a show when you're in TN. Help a homie out. Also, I've been a $20 Domestic Investor who's never had one read for awhile now. So.. not saying youse owe me or nothin.. but..

The Peanut Butter Man

Not a garbage question, but can you guys work on the audio levels? Please. The lows to highs make it really difficult to hear everything, especially in a car. I don't know what the fix is but there has to be a way to maintain relatively flat audio levels.

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you and your siblings dive for them?

The Peanut Butter Man

I wet my hands and flick water on my pants and bottom of my shirt to mask it and act like the sink sprayed me.

Tin Tinner

is it garbage to sell your tickets on klana

Blue Iris

This is the opposite of garbage. As a member of polite society, I thank you for going the extra mile.

H8XWYF

I'd like to see them do an AYG cooking competition like they joked about with Danny Sodie's awhile back. With him as one of the three Garbagio's (garbage food experts/judges)

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use a coffee mug outside of your house? I was at the supermarket and saw a guy pushing a cart with a ceramic coffee mug

Blue Iris

The rest of us can only dream of a love so pure!

The Fatador

$10 hoagie never had one read. Youse ever used a weed whacker to cut your entire front lawn?

Foley's padawan

$10 dollar homie here NHOR is it garbage if when I was 5 or 6 I was trying to close the door on my dad's car while he was driving and I flew out hanging on by the door handle. My sister tried to tell my dad and instead of stopping he just told us to shut up. Eventually I had to let go and when my dad went back for me he just said don't tell your mom lol 😂 P.s my sister told my mom immediately 😂

The Peanut Butter Man

This is a case by case judgement call based on the perceived cleanliness of the establishment.

Veal Chop Johnny

Ayyy first time long time never had one read…I have a couch I’m trying to sell. 3 years old great condition hit me up if ur from Jersey. Anyway , I don’t have Facebook ask my dad who’s sold stuff in the past on Facebook marketplace to post it. He says let me get 10% I tell him just do me the favor and post it for $300 or b.o. I find the posting he posted it for $325. Is it garbage that my dad is trying to get a piece of the action on this couch. Love you guys . Ps we also found out he has a 4.2 sellers rating cause he tried to sell broken pool equipment

Chad M Becker

Is your brother garbage if during high school locker room shenanigans, he volunteers your head to be set on fire.

Chad M Becker

Context. During my freshman year of high school, in that chunk of time before P.E. in the locker room, that was the understood time to do juvenile pyro shit. Figured out quick that the locker room was a "safe" place to do this because there were no security cameras. So we'd light Axe body spray and hand sanitizer to tickle the cave man part of our pubesant brain. At one point the discussion of how we one up the fun and starter fluid came up. Thinking about the ability to light a jet of the fluid without the risk of the flame eating back and blowing up on us. My twin brother (that motherfucker) immediately hears this and say "dude, let's do that, but use Fuzz's head as a wick!", me sitting there with my white boy Afro that put Weird Al hair in the 80s to shame. Thank God this idea fell through, no one could remember to bring in the starter fluid.

The Peanut Butter Man

Is it garbage if you purposefully extend your piss time to impress someone within earshot?

NoContextAYG Guy

Is it garbage to leave unopened boxes of soap in your dresser so your undies smell like Irish Spring?

OJ Pimpson

Not wondering if this is garbage because I know it is, but I need it rated on the trash scale from responsibly recycled materials to nuclear waste. I grew up in rural Illinois and one summer when I was in 8th grade my friends and I were swimming at the lake, when my step dad showed up with a bar of soap and bathed in the lake because our utilities were shut off for non payment.

Latham Buck

$10 homie never had one read, Are you garbage if you’ve seen your father jump off a rope swing naked?

The Peanut Butter Man

Is it garbage to bury a wrapper in the trash can to hide what you've eaten?

Jeromy R

$10 homie. Have you ever heard someone say “My money jumps funny”

Kippy’s Canadian Tuxedo

$20 Texas Trash (NHOR) Have you ever known someone that drove a decommissioned cop car as their daily driver? Buddy in high school totaled his 1st car after a few months, then got a “great deal” on a rough looking 2005 Ford Explorer cop car. All the decals, lights, and sirens were removed, but still had the spotlight and the cage in the back.

Spitfire542

When a card for a coworker is circulating the office to sign, is it garbage to sit there and read what everyone else wrote?

William Powell

When are we going to get Round 2 with Mr. Raymond Kump?

Phil90X

$10 gym membership here. Only had one read but you kinda glossed over it. Is it garbage to warm up bread or tortillas on your glass top stove? No pan, directly on the glass.

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to poop in a bathroom in a for sale house during a showing?

Phil90X

Not a question but one thing I did to feel classy was put a soap dispenser in my kitchen sink that’s full of dish soap. Clean living.

Chris

$20 homie needing a trash or class judgment. I say class wife says trash. Growing up my stepdads job was to service arcade games. And what that meant was that at anytime we would have a rotation of 4 or 5 full arcade games in our garage that were fully free play and once a month he would bring home a white van that was full of all the claw machine and ticket prizes that we would get to go through. I say this is all class. Wife says that having 4 or 5 half broken video games that aren’t yours in your small shitty house and saying you have “an arcade” and once a month stealing toys and prizes from a van is not “class” at all. I’d love your judgement.

Joey Pepitone, Tree RBIs

$10 DEVGRU Sleeper Cell Homie. Is it trash to list "Dedicated Member of the Army of Garbage" under accomplishments on a job application.

Olivia

Yes!!!

slamminsam

$10 dollar beautiful girl NHOR, is it garbage if your grandma wouldn’t let you play outside until you roller her cigs for her? I was 10.

gonzalo figueroa

$10 Dempsey Group CFO, NHOR Is it garbage to go to the bathroom of a Rochester dive bar to take a wizz and finish off the half empty coors light someone left on top of the urinal?

NothinOnThat

Is it garbage to get sick of hearing the phrase ‘that looks infected’?

Cory hardesty

Not a question, but I think I've cracked the solution to one of your long debated AYG questions. When entering the shower, the classy way to enter is away from the toilet. Every bathroom has a different configuration, so avoiding that often less cleaned area behind the toilet has always been my way of entering the shower.

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie- Youse ever tried “fat ass in a glass”. When you come up to Portland Maine, ask for it at a dive bar. The boys would Enjoy it. It’s like a boozy ice coffee beverage

Sgt. Shrimp Scampi

$10 homie NHOR, have you ever gone out drinking and the next morning you had to return something you accidentally took. For example I went out bowling for a work event and got over served and woke up the next morning in bed with the bowling shoes still on my feet. I had to then go back to the bowling alley that morning to get my only pair of sneakers back.

HankyPankyFoley69

$10 jerkoff, NHOR Is it garbage to heat your lunch on the dash board of the work van?

NickBuccelli

Celebrity featured-guest suggestion... Simon Rex!!!

Nick

10 dollar member. Never had one read. Is it garbage that in first grade to think you can beat the bus home by walking, but the only way home you know is the highway? Allmost made it too but the law picked me up. Thanks for everything fellas. Been through a lot of madness. Appreciate the consistent laughs.

Nick

100%

Nick

Youse ever had to yank a dead pine squirrel out of a cabin air filter in July that somehow got in there and gave birth but they were all shredded from the blower motor. Fuckin hell the smell. The maggots worst of all the flies. That sound haunts me still.

Kid Baklava

$10 premium investor and shareholder, NHOR When I was a kid my parents never had traditional snacks in the fridge or the pantry. They were old school Greek immigrants and Ring Dings and Cheetos weren’t a thing to them. When I had late night snack attacks I’d go whole hog on the Kraft American cheese single. I’d meticulously unwrap them one by one and eat like twenty slices of processed American cheese.

H8XWYF

They should really start doing more Garbage Specials like this, kind of like the paint ball video. But it can be simple in-studio type of stuff if need be, like our ideas.

Jakey_G-Cans

$10 share-holder here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to drive without a shirt on??

Dr Dirty Dale

$10 dirt bag never had one read Is it garbage to be named after Dale Earnhardt? For context I was born in 91 and I would have been named Dale whether I was a boy or a girl. Side note my pops name is Kevin and he says “how ya doin?”

Cum stain

I LIKE MINE WITH LETTUCE AND TOMATO

Dustomatic

$10 Homie, NHOR is it garbage to put ketchup on your Fillet O’ Fish? Guy I work with orders his with double cheese add ketchup. Says he also eats ketchup on his long John silver’s too.

Ryan Kevin

NHOR Is it garbage to remind someone who you are by telling them your regular order? One time as kids my dad took me and my siblings to a drive through Burger King. The girl at the window didn't recognize him at first so he spouted off his regular lunch order "double whopper, double mayo, no onion?" to jog her memory. It was one of the most embarrassing things I've had happen in my life

Cousin Vinny

$10 homie here had 2/tree read. Is it garbage to take something to the post unpackaged and ask for supplies like tape or even a whole box. (She brings the unpackaged shit inside the office) Hoping you can settle an argument for me and my soul sista wife.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Roller Coaster Buffoon NHOR, thinking I might need a fast pass to catch the boys attention Speaking of, you idiots ever get jammed up buying a fast pass at an attraction because the parking lot looked busy? Walking around like a hotshot with $150 wristbands while every other dickhead is getting on the rides just as fast as you are is a toughhhh look

Kippy Slip Nippy

$10 legacy at this point NH1R. Is it garbage if you have had to duck tape your clothes? For example right before you work pulled pants out of dryer and found hole in crotch with 2 mins to leave house.

Peter Draggin

10$ dollar homie: Have yous ever won pull tabs at the bar and posted your winning ticket on facebook? Love yous!

ThadCastle

$10 nhor Fyi my first concert was Lynyrd Skynyrd Am I garbage if my girlfriend broke up with me because of my car? Guess she didn’t like the cherry bombs on the Chevelle

N. Oliver Glory

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if your mom used anesthesia as truth serum? My mom used the waning anesthesia from my getting my wisdom teeth taken out as an opportunity to find out how I REALLY felt about my parents' ongoing divorce. Even in my loopy state I could feel the discomfort of the nurses, who were still in the room.

ThadCastle

I’ve been listening to so much Boston I feel like I’m gonna get divorced I don’t even have a girlfriend

J-Mart

Long time, NHOR. Gonna go classy here. Ever have a hot shave from a barber?

Tuddys personal walker

First time never had any read, 4 year homie. Where do you keep the spare toilet paper rolls in the bathrooms? -Miro

Thefuzzyclam

Is it garbage to throw out your old pizza boxes, only when you get pizza delivered again? SIL does this and is fucking crazy.

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

10$ homie have had one read (no big deal). Yous garbage if you have a bottle of booze in your hurricane supplies because “there’s nothing else going on”? Would love an episode where you guys go over hurricane/natural disaster preparation.

Jake M

Jake here again, just eating dinner and thought of this but long time nhor $10 promoter to the Henry vs bug man ppv. Is it garbage if of your wife throws cheese on your pasta dinner is that trashy or is it a once in a while it’s cool thing(it’s not on baked ziti tonight, it’s bow ties vodka sauce ground sausage and some rondo shredded cheese out the fridge). Ps she wild but I love the broad

Foley’s Chair (oof)

$10 Texas Homie NHOR, is it garbage if your high school girlfriend was the high school mascot

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Simp NHOR IYEWG (Is our ex wife garbage) in this scenario? Your wife is stuck between a couple risky dumb broad menu choices. Turkey Stroganoff or some dumb Artichoke sandwich bullshit. While I've got my eyes on a few hoagies. I'm a gentleman, so let me quarterback this situation. Hey babe, order both and I'll eat the one you like less. Low and behold, they both suck. No problem babe, order something else. This broad proceeds to order one of the hoagies I was thinking about getting while I'm choking down artichokes and turkey stroganoff. Is that garbage?

Jake M

No way. That kinda thing would trigger the big man to go eat. Fantasize about food and create the worst case scenario for a guy that’s on a weight loss program. Be like someone fresh into recovery trying to rank all his best times getting high on each drug. Like o man I like crack from Kensington better then e and Allegheny but the coke from 5th street is fire and nothing beets the crack from 8th and Russel…. See what I mean lol

Jake M

My mom did shit like that with us kids knowing dam well she needed them and not just took advantage of them like she claimed. (My childhood sucked)

Kyle

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to keep a box of tissues on your dashboard?

Rob Himself

I ran this by the homies on Reddit. It looks like maybe I'm not garbage necessarily, but the location where it happened might be trash, thereby making me trashy by association . Are you garbage if you travel to the phillipines for a once in a lifetime, at least for this ten buck homie, scuba trip, and eat a final meal that includes a lumpia, and later puke it up including the live roach that was in side it.? I puked for about an hour or more from puking. BTW, the roach was still kicking among the bits of food and bile.

Genny’s Creamers

$10 shareholder NHOR, AYG if there is furniture in your family that has been passed down to each generation that has to stay in the family or you’ll get haunted by dead ancestors??

Midwest to Rocky Mountain Trash

$10 Homie FTLT NH1R Are you garbage if you toilet train your cats. Then when you move they dont seem to like the new toilet and they start pooping on the floor so you gotta get them a litter box

StiffordtheBigRedHawg

if the Knicks win a chip, ya’ll HAVE TO make a video at the celebration!!!!🙏🏼

FuckTardFrank

NH1R is it garbage if you had Heineken for the first time with 2 homeless guys one night at city hall. I was riding my bike home after my closing shift & they somehow got a 12 pack and wanted to know if i wanted to help them finish it. I was 19, how you doin!

Bugman LLC

10 shareholder NHOR. Is it garbage to brag about how good your sister cuts the grass? As a kid my neighbor friend would tell me me to get my parents to let his sister mow our grass. Said she could mow stars, figure 8s, whatever designs we wanted in the yard

RozayRoss

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage of you loaned your cousin money and she paid you back 1/3 cash, 1/3 Venmo, and 1/3 casino chips?

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar homie here never had one read! Third time asking this question, is it garbage to like Costco pizza??

Mark Grippo

Hey boys. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you sold blow to your high school gym teacher and delivered it to him at a strip club? Asking for a friend. Love yous!

Joe M

$10 Tuddy Pack of Cigs NHOR AYG if you send wedding invitations to celebrities and companies in hopes of free stuff S/O to the people at Home Depot for the care package PS I’m not getting married

Worlds collide

Long time never had a question read. Did your dad ever say “daddy’s about to spin the wheels” before taking an aggressive turn across multiple lanes?

Trev Dawg

Is it garbage to not shave before your tattoo appointment?

Jawn_Wick

10$ homie Never had one read. Is it garbage when at the deli counter ordering by dollar amount and not weight? Lady in front of me said give me 5$ of American cheese, it blew my mind never thought of that as an option.

LooseMeatSammich

New 10 dolla homie! Is it garbage that I met my wife at my grandmas funeral, had to make sure I wasn’t related to her. Made my first move on her smoking heaters out behind the church right after the service (Marb 27s for her and Camel menthol crush for me)

Josh Oliver

Long time listener and don't remember if this ever came up but have you ever brought your own beer to a bar to pass off as theirs. When I was jammed up as a 21 year old I would buy one from the bar and then just grab from my car

DuraflameDemon

LOOONG time homie never had one read! Are you garbage if you bribe the mechanic with a pepperoni pizza and he knocks $150 off the bill. Then after you ordered the pizza you find a cheaper one on DoorDash, cancel the first pizza then order again through door dash. 24 dollar pizza for 150 discount, that’s a $126 dollar discount using dirtbag math.

#1 Dickhead

$10 juggalo homey, Ever drink tomato soup? My buddy used to pour his soup into a coffee mug, reminded me of Kippy seeing his brother put cereal in a cup.

Olivia

Go to medieval times!!!

Tuddy’s Mailman

Longtime $10 homie, just got married. Is it garbage to mix Pappy Van Winkle with coke? My cousin got me some Pappy and said it would be a baller move

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Had 1 read. Are you garbage if you ask another adult what their favorite color is?

Rainier and Redbulls

NHOR. Are you garbage if you stockpile seasonal candy? Growing up in the late 90’s early 00’s my mother would buy out stores supply of Easter themed sweet tarts. She swore they tasted better and the stock usually lasted into the Fall.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Stoney Baloney here, NHOR. Long time boozer, inexperienced with THC. Popped a gummy tonight with my typical 14 beers. After gaming, started rummaging through my shitty apartment for snacks. Got eyes on a box of CTC that I was 100% sure was expired. Turns out it expires late september. Caught myself audibly saying "We've got time baby, we've got time" Here I am

Uptown Ass Plapper

£10 quid British ambassador, never had one read. Is it garbage to cover warning lights in the car with black electrical tape? Outta sight, outta mind

Tim

You ordering your ice coffee with extra ice?

Tommy 2 Spoons

10$ HOmie, is it garbage to be named after your dad as a chick? I have a friend Stevie named after her dad. And another is Penelope but everyone calls her Mikey. But Stevie is Stevie's legal name.

AJ Del Masto

Not a garbage question but wanted to see if you guys knew you were the Timon and Pumba of podcasting ?

I saw kippy crip walk in Tampa

$15 long time bozo NHOR - background info, I work in very high end custom homes in a rich part of Florida. We had a home that was just completed & homeowners had lived in the house for about a week. In the master bathroom we noticed that one of the 2 toilets was a different serial number, so we got it replaced. But due to it being “used” the plumbing company couldn’t take it back. So I took the toilet, But before you judge. It’s a Toto neorest (luke, give it a goog) which is like a $4k toilet lmao trashy because it’s used or classy because I’m pooping on a heated seat? 😂😂

Tootie and the blowfish

Who can back up a trailer better? I hear a lot of folk lore about landscaping and construction let’s see it

jakereno

Have you ever fist fought a parent? My ex-wife fist fought her stepmom at her high school graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper

Tuddys Mechanic

AYG if you transfer the same $200 back and forth every week in ‘Cash App borrow’ cause you’re jammed up every week

Wooder Ice Willy

Are you garbage if your patreon description has a typo? "This is place where we celebrate the garbage and make fun of each other for our trashiness. "

Napoleon Bonerfart

$10 buttered noodle here. Never had one read. You ever use PAM nonstick spray to fix a squeaky door hinge?

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie nhor, AYG if you have billboard in your backyard?

Lukas Evans

Please do at least one more monopoly episode that was so fun

Pete Seidel's Neck Beard

You ever take a deuce and before you leave put up the toilet seat to possibly cast the blame and shame of what went on in there on the guy before you.

Big ass jack ass

$10 make me holler, never had one read. Is it garbage to only mow your front lawn and let the backyard grow wild, gotta keep them appearances up.

JustInMyMouth

Is it garbage to live with your mom so you can preserve and inherit the property? Decent bit of land with a 4bed 2.5bath on the outskirts of a small tx town

Big Ben

AYG if you put chicken patties in the toaster at work? I nuke them for a minute then pop em in the toaster to get a nice crispy, crunchy crust. Yes, I’m fat, what of it?!

Frank DiStefano

Is it garbage to actually fall at work and be annoyed that you aren’t injured ?

This One’s Just Funny

$10 dyslexic here NHOR…is it trash that sneaking to better seats at a baseball game is standard operating procedure? We buy the cheapest tickets, scout out empty rows, and make our move after the 3rd inning. As pops always said… “if they’re not here by now, they don’t deserve these seats”

Itchy When Scratched

$5 dirtbag here never had one read Is it garbage if you’re white and put hot sauce on everything you eat? Always ask for it when out to eat. The hotter the better. When people come over they have to ask if this is the kind that’s going to make them shit blood. Not my asshole not my problem Love youse

Killian's Irish Red Bull

Is it garbage to utilize the outdoor community volunteer firehall vending machine as your primary source of cold pops when I was out cruising on my bike as a kid?

Matt

$10 bozo, never had one read. Are you garbage if a Facebook memory of a post from 2007 pops up on your timeline from an old buddy asking, "Hey, we still hitting the strip club this Thursday?" Wanted to repost and tag the friend but don't think my old lady or his family would be too pleased.

Olivia

Chopped style! Mystery ingredients they have to use!

Foley’s Frog Mouth

$10 bondholder, never had one read. AYG if you have to take the top lid off your toilet in order to flush? My fiancé and I have been doing it for about 5 months now…

TomCruisin4aBruisin

Hey homies, have yous ever yelled ‘YEA…and it’s all legal!)

G

Since gas, never had one read. Kippy touched on this last week… Is it garbage if while talking to another adult you aren’t related to you refer to your parent as “Mom” instead of “my mom”? Like: *Talking to friend* “Yeah, my mom gave me her old couch.” - normal But then: *Talking to friend* “Yeah, Mom gave me her old couch.” - yikes freakazoid

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 homie since 2022. NHOR. When is the last time you brushed your teeth with your finger?

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 homie since 2022. NHOR and I've had some good ones.... Have you or anyone in your family ever borrowed money from JG Wentworth? It's your money. Use it when you need it!

Foley'sPattyImpression

Great adventure FTW Dad, lil sis, & I would go as soon as gates open. Just to ride el toro & nitro each 5-10x in a row & immediately leave. Would only be there for like 4 hours.

Foley'sPattyImpression

One of the early mark Normand eps. Like maybe the 2nd or 3rd appearance near the end. Feel like a giant nerd for knowing that but it is what it is

Foley'sPattyImpression

Make sure not to hit the porcelain too, all water baby, gotta let em know

Cooper

$10 homie here first time writing in. What are the boy’s thoughts on the Pittsburgh potty? Love youse

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie nhor, AYG if you have a bench press outside?

Foleys next ex

$10 homie NHOR, Is it garbage to eat at a buffet by yourself?

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie nhor, AYG if your family comes to watch your slow pitch softball games?

Jack Mynutt

$10 homie here met ya guys in Indy about a year ago, quick recommendation question. Getting our first WAWA here in western Indiana, never tried it heard the sandwiches are great. As a bit of big man myself what would you guys recommend for a first timer at the WAWA?

Alex L

Loooooong time listener, been trying to get one read: Is it garbage if you have a missing person in your family, but nobody cares because everyone hates that person? Quick bit of context, my Dad's cousin and his wife were lifelong liars, scammers and arsonists in northern rural Wisconsin. Very terrible human beings. My dad's cousin died about 9 years ago and his wife went missing shortly after. We're all pretty sure it's either some tax scam, or she was killed by her children. Either way, none of us are bothered by the fact that she's missing.

Howie Dern *kippy voice*

Boys, I just lost my job and I'm hemmed up bad. My question is, can you hook a brother up? You used to do that cash app thing and that disappeared quick. Lol. I need help, please? Just a little something to help with the transition. Just in a blink that's no income, no insurance, no stability, etc.. I know this is a long shot, (and also a tough look), I don't like handouts, but I could use some help. $JAdamsULT

TuddysFavorite

$10 homie, never had one read. You might need to be from the south to appreciate this one… Is it garbage for your wife to ask, out loud, in the middle of a high-end supermarket, “what kind of wine goes with red beans and rice?” ?

Foley owes me money!

14.50 north of the boarder homie how ya doin. Do you call it chocolate bar or candy bar, and on top of that what’s the trashiest candy bar someone can like? Gotta go with those yellow eat-mores

Money_Mark97

$10 homie, youse ever take a dip in a lake or river and called it a shower?

MikeyB

Have you ever done a drunk stumble in front of people and then play it off by dancing?

Lou Sassle

$10 homie (previous $20) NH1R. Marry, F**k, Kill: Futon, Air Mattress, Pull-Out Couch?

Biscuits and Grady

Long time shareholder never had one read, is it garbage to clip your finger nails in public? Did it at my kids soccer practice seemed like a good idea at first but felt like complete garbagio about half way through

Paulie Wogs

Haven't had one read yet. Is it garbage to have you mother's body shipped across the state (from western to Eastern Ct) to be cremated because it is cheaper? I ran into an acquaintance from a local watering hole at a gas station about and hour and a half away from our home town. He was picking up his mother's ashes. I was on the way to the casino!

YourLostSocks

10 dollar homie since the pre Ari Shaffir bump. Is it garbage to floss your teeth in the break room or office. The baconator gets in the gaps sometimes

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, will pay more for a read. Is it Garbage if you're making smores in the air fryer and your mom starts with "You know people don't want to DO anything anymore. Nobody wants to go out and make smores on a campfire, they're all attached to their phones!" Look lady, I'm not gonna go out and chop a tree down just to have 3 smores. Give me a break.

The Collecting Dev

$10 dolla holla here. Is it garbage if you had to hold all your headphones at an angle growing up so both speakers worked?

Chilly Willy

Is it garbage to eat baked ziti in your kitchen standing up knowing it’s going to give you heartburn in 8 hours?

TunaClassyRolla

Have ever worn underwear on your head for comedic effect?

Brisket Brigade

$10 foley fund, never had one read - is it garbage to use wrestling terms in your everyday speaking? Lately been using terms like “mark” “jabroni” and a personal favorite “candy ass”. I’ve hit a few customers with a stone cold “WHAT” at the register too

Foley’sFolly

Ftlt is it garbage to eat fast food twice in one day. Had Tacobell for lunch and dinner. Never felt like more of a dirtbag

Mc hammer

10$ hommie never had one read. Are you Garbage, if you ask for the price of something by saying. "How much is this thing?". Recently a buddy and I were walking around the mall, as two midlife dirt bags do, we even had lunch at the Food Court. When we came across a store that sells candies, chips and sodas from around the world. First thing, nothing in this joint has a price, big problem for trash like me I dont like that, not even at fancy places. This place has evey flavor of every brand from all over the world, including every flavor Fanta. My friend sees a flavor of Fanta he's heard of and wants to try, so he grabs it and notices theres no price. I see him realize theres no price and I already knew what was coming, so I just crossed my arms and watched him walk up to the counter. He hands the 12oz can of what ever gay flavor Fanta he wanted to the, "very pretty girl" behind the counter. Who was like 20 maybe. And said, LOUD and STRONG, "how much is this thing?". Like a dad, who doesn't want to buy the toy you've been asking him for all day. the young lady said, softly and sweet, "It's $6.99". To wich my friend replied "GOD DAMB" and put the can back in the fridge. We walk out the store, me in tears laughing and him talking trash about the $6.99 can of soda. Best times with my best pal.

Pure Sound Designs

Not a question, but honestly would love the Foley movie food podcast. Something about the way he talks about food I could listen to for hours.

Allie B

On average, how many times per week did your family have dinner that was prepared entirely by the microwave? (Bonus points if you’ve witnessed the melting of a styrofoam plate.)

Jordan Shertock

Not a question but my old roommates dad was one of the police officers that arrested the Democracy Manifest succulent meal guy and I have heard this referenced too many times over the years to not tell you

TheLazyGardener

I know Foley doesn't do it but if you're in a crosswalk do you do a light jog to be polite if cars are there. Vice versa do you get mad if someone doesn't do it when you're in your car.

TheLazyGardener

You ever had an alarm clock that played the radio at max volume.

Throb Lowe

$20 homie, have had one read. Is it garbage to play the Sonic game over theme when your wife's hedgehog dies. My wife wanted one as a pet, I bought her one and it developed cancer. When we put him down I played the theme. I laughed, she didn't . R.I.P Bruce Quillis

Tuddys Slumpbuster

Naming your daughter "Neveah" thinking it's unique. We all saw the movie trashbag.

99 Jeep Liberty

Popping in to say that Soder had Isabel Hagen on this week. She’d be an *outstanding* guest on AYG because she went to Juliard and can deliver the final death blow to Foley’s misapprehension he could make it there.

Gene Parmesan

$10 Homie since '23, never had one read. Youse ever manually spin the dryer to get fresh eyes on clean clothes you need but too lazy to take out and fold?

Rob Himself

Came here to read comments to avoid the Ian episode released to the 28th.

Big Titted Animal

Long time $10 homette, you’ve read some banger of mine but…. Hear me out…. Say you live in the county not the city, technically my front door is in the back of my house so I walk out in an oversized t and my underwear pretty often. Neighbors can’t see me. Is this trash or just living the fuckin dream? Love you boys! I rec o mend you guys to everyone one I meet!

BD

$10 homie NHOR, youse ever have to beep at a cop? I live in Boston and people do it more times than I’d care to admit.

2ManyBabyMommmas

NHOR, you ever eat something when taking a shit.....

Sam j

Is it garbage for a kid to eat coffee ice cream? I always liked it growing up and I brought some home last week and my kids almost emancipated me

Alex Powell

Is it garbage if you use your girls toothbrush but only for a light brushing? No post dinner deep clean. Also she doesn’t know. Long time listener, new to Patreon never had one read.

Joey “The Lips” Fagan

Theme episode idea: Bad kids. What makes a bad kid bad, who were the bad kids in your neighborhood, and were you one of them?

Nicole

Is it garbage that when I went to my estranged dads funeral in PA the pastor was an older (elderly) man and during his remarks said “he don’t have to worry about these kids, don’t have any bills to pay no more”, so now whenever we are in a weird/awkward moment we’ll say “at least he don’t gotta worry about the kids or bills”

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

Is it garbage to have the kitchen light off when microwaving something? In houses where the kitchen is it's own room if that makes sense, not like a great room (kitchen and dining together)

Are You Gary?

$10 hoagie, does all your silverware match?

Paulie SmallNuts

14.50 big shot , AYG if you’ve ever smoked through your nose after getting your tooth pulled because you didn’t want to get an infection.

Rusty

Is it poor/garbage/both to buy a pair of pants slightly in the wrong size and just ride it out?

Richard

$10 investor, NH1R. Ever been to a wedding where the "DJ" was a ipod on a docking station. PS It was my wedding and after wifes aisle walking song ended, it automatically shuffled to All I Do is Win by Khaled and played for about 15 seconds before somone go to it. Absolute garbage. Also had it catered by a bbq joint, was good as hell but trash for sure.

Baron Stevenson

Long time viewer, First time feasting on one of Foleys Famous $10 Dogs, With ALL the fixins' and NH1R - Are You Garbage if your parents used to drive you around every Tuesday night telling you we were "Shopping the open air market" when in actuality you were just trolling around the rich neighborhoods to see if any good stuff was getting tossed out for the next day's trash collection? We scored one hell of a pool table this way, only needed a few coasters under the leg to stay level.

Ivana Manzow

$10 bozo haven’t had one read yet. Boys, are you garbage if you have a “good” pair of kitchen scissors, especially growing up? Why didn’t we just have good scissors? Were scissors expensive in the 80s and 90s. It never made sense to me

Joey Noiz

Had one read - Is it garbage if your parents used to tell their friends after they’d leave the house after a night of drinking to “drive fast, and trust your mirrors”. Still don’t know it what it means, don’t condone the action, but Christ it sounds cool. Windows down, tunes up.

Robert Mongan

Bob here, long time homie, had one read live in rochester but never on the show. When's the last time you used baby powder? Is it garbage to use baby powder as an adult? Lemme know!

Cum stain

Is it garbage to call Taco Bell just “tacos” to make it sound better. My buddy started saying “I had tacos” or “I’m going to get tacos”.

Slippin Jimmy

$10 jabroni never had one read. You ever brush you teeth with your finger?

Alex

How about ordering beers from the local distributor as soon as they open?

Grimm

Still haven’t had one read! OG homie here. Is it garbage to let ur 5 year old pick lotto scratchers for good luck?

thetitsburgfeeler

$10 homi never had one read, gents is it garbage to gain a step dad from an almost DUI. Mom was heading home from the casino one night to see a semi truck flipped over... no cops on seen.. she brought him home and married him mo the later... she said she could fix him and was saving him from a DUI

Dr.10Inch

$10 booze hound. NHOR. AYG you had an organized boxing match at work? In high school I worked at a tire and mechanic shop. Two of the other guys took picking on each other too far. So my boss went bought boxing gloves and headgear. We made a ring out of tires. They both put on Carhartt jackets, to limit any actual damage, oss didn’t want to catch a claim. and just let them duke it out until they wore themselves out. P.S. They both smoked heaters so it lasted about 12 and a half seconds.

The Tragically Hick

$15CAD homie. Are you garbage if you thought Kappa was the same company as the mudflap girl?

Shaun with a u

NHOR My brother left his wallet at work, so he had his *8.7 month pregnant* wife buy him IPAs and Zyns before heading out to a party. Did we unlock a new level of dirtbag?

BugMan Good, BagMan Bad

AYG if you prefer Hunts ketchup? Lookin at you, Kip! This is America. It’s Heinz 57!

Dawson Norris

How many smaller pieces do you break your chips ahoy cookies into to make chocolate chip cookie cereal? Gonna try it for the first time right now, I’m going 4-5 pieces per cookie

Sara P

Is it garbage if your car payment is due biweekly?

Wolfy

Is it garbage, cooking hot dog on a camping grill in a ford escape, while smoking weed in front of the weed shop your friend work at?

Garrett R.

Never had one read! Is it garbage that the first famous musician you met is because your mom saw him go into the bathroom at a truckstop and made you wait outside the door to shake his hand? His name is Hal Ketchum and this was in Mountain Home, Idaho. Love youse!

Garrett R.

PS his hand was still wet when I shook it

Donaldo Huerta

Long time viewer, NHOR, are you garbage if you go to a self service car wash to wash your car but instead of drying your car with microfiber towels you leave the car wash and air dry the car while driving because you’re too jammed up to buy microfiber towels.

Reese Peterson

First time long time… Are you garbage if “you only like the SpongeBob Kraft Mac and cheese?” Everything else doesn’t taste as good

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

Ah Yo! $10 Homie never had one red one of your neighbors in the burbs. You finally unloaded the Lumina? I’ll see it sitting around anymore. Lowering our property values. Hahaha let’s go. What’s the update how much you get for it, how did you unload it? Did you take it to the vintage auto Mall, or did you just throw it up on bring a trailer?

Nick Gur

$10 SHAREHOLDER, NEVER HAD ONE READ, AYG IF YOUR WIFE TELLS THE CASHIER WE ARE NOT A PUT ON CREDIT FAMILY, LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW MY WHOLE LIFE IS ON PAYMENT PLANS.

Joe M

$10 Lucas Patucas IPA NHOR AYG if you call Diet Coke fridge cigs “yooo kippy toss me a fridge cig”

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this during the winter. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

The Frenulum Freak

$10 accredited investor here, it’s been a minute since I’ve had one read. Is it garbage to refer to an actor as their stage name in their most well known role. Like referring to Jon Bernthal as The Punisher, or Foley as “hot dog vendor”.

Ethan Karnes

New $10 homie to the Patreon.. Are you’s garbage if for 20+ years you said “live bicuriously through” something because you’s thought it made more sense than “vicariously”

Sooley

$10 daily worker here - is it garbage to tell someone you're already 3 beers deep in order to get out of driving them somewhere?

The Deelz

Is it garbage that a satirical Tim Dillon speech actually had a positive impact on your life?

Patches O'Houlihan

Are you garbage if your bagels went moldy and your first thought was, “Just cut that part off,” because that’s how your parents handled it growing up?

Scottyguns

Long time 2 40 dollar homie ( don’t ask but i pay twice 🤷‍♂️ ) is it garbage if you eat a bag of beef jerky and pick your teeth with the edge of the bag p.s i had a banger question earlier but never had it read … luke look it up

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie, is it garbage to have multiple different kinds of pickles at home?

Sticky Vicky

You garbage if you’re dipping at an adult pool party and hear “alright I’m leaving half the chicken salad….. I gotta serve the other half at Jacob’s little league game tomorrow”. Even more garbage if the remaining party guests get a call from the local sheriff’s office about another guest getting pulled over and arrested on their way home from said pool party.

lil Rigatoni Stinger

Had one read who cares... ever look up the lyrics to a song?

J Ro

10 dollar trash bag. Is it garbage to have to buy shoes on the fly because you lost them out of a moving car window? My wife and I were on our way to a funeral after a day at the beach. We were all banged up. She had her feet out the window and her sandals fell off as we were driving down the highway

Simon Heller

Is it garbage if you played "The Disguise" at your wedding?

Camwhite

Is it garbage to change phone carriers every year so you can get the new iPhone? They pay off your old phone and your phone bill and then you get a fresh phone and a fresh start. I’ve had every major carrier at least twice at this point.

TriggaaTroy

$10 homie! Never had one read. Is it garbage if you eat the Popeyes out of the trash, that your wife prematurely threw out? It was from last night! still in the box and sitting on top. It was two wings, a thigh, and a breast.

JRS

Hey gang, hopefully I don’t get kicked for this but I have 2 tickets (Balcony Row A center) to see friend of the show Dan Soder this Friday, June 5 in Newark at NJPAC. Happy to sell them for cost ($75 each) or a small loss to a fellow homie as I absolutely cannot miss seeing my Knicks in the finals for the first time in my life 😂!!! Hit me up. (Plz don’t ban me, I know Kippy and Uncle Hank would understand)

PaulPelosisRoofRepair

You tube : Norwich State Hospital in CT for some spooky shit back east.. it’s within sight of Mohegan Sun Casino. It’s condemned now, but was basically a real life Arkham Asylum from the 1910s-1970s

strawberry shasta

New $5 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad had beef with a priest? Dad had an ongoing feud with the priest that ran the catholic school my sisters and I went to. The tuition at this school was discounted due to our circumstances (poor), but every year the school would send us the full bill. Dad would march down to the school with the bill and yell at the priest. Father Dalton was his name and he was a mean old Irish guy who would yell back at my dad. To this day my father is the only person I have met that’s yelled at a priest.

Bob Barrs Gym trainer/hair stylist

$10 Ted Danson Superfan, had one read once but I wasn’t loved enough as a child so I ask another….. Are you Garbage if you sit down with your wife on your anniversary to watch Season 2 of Tucci in Italy but you secretly have your airpod in listening to the latest Hard Feelings?! (Love the wife, hate the Tucci, faithful to the garbage men 🫡) Asking for a friend…. 👀 Love youse dirtbags!

Jackson

Not a question but a guest suggestion, I believe he’s known as The Vulgar Chef on all the platforms. If he hasn’t been suggested before I think he’d be a great guest. The man loves a hotdog, comes up with some wild food creations, and buys meals off Facebook marketplace and Craigslist. Possibly eye opening enough to get Foley cooking for himself but strictly hotdog based meals so not great for the scale.

Mij Universe

Please get Drew Dunn on the show. Also need a new Chronicles Of Jason ep🙏🏼

Taylor W.

Long time $10 soul sista here - not a question but after watching last night's ep on YouTube, you guys gotta do an episode trying to pass the Google/Meta/Microsoft/Amazon test questions they ask during the application process. They are insanely hard... it would be hilarious!

Michael Checchi

Hey gang never had one read, is it garbage if you only work 4 days a week, smoke weed everyday, and live at your parents house rent free with your fiance who makes twice as much as you

Friend of The Show

Is it garbage to make a pot of spaghetti with the noodles and sauce mixed. Or do you leave them separated to control the sauce to noodle ratio

Connor

Yo! Not a question but just watching the “How to throw an adult party” episode on YouTube and I got a beef. Foley goes off about how toasted ravioli stinks and if you’re talking about cheese filled Im with you. However, JR said he’s in Missouri which is a place where the ravioli is predominantly ground beef filled and you dip it in marinara which is a completely different experience than what you guys were talking about. Foley, I think if you tried it you’d love it. Anyway that’s my two cents. Love youse both can wait to see you at comedy works in Denver!

CupCheckChuck

Step Dad joke classic " I was at the Dr and heard a Dr ask a black woman what flo she was on , she said linoleum floo's"

Crystal Heavy

5 dollar budget homie, never had one read. Apologies if this has been covered already but what's your take on drinking water bottles left in the car once it's winter and they become cold and refreshing again. As an adult now I tend to just throw them out when I find them, but man is it tempting when you see a little ice in there.

Ballzak

10$ homie, never had SHIT! Is it garbage if one of your hobbies is blowing farts into your air purifier to watch the particles per minute (ppm) rise and the goal is try to beat your ppm high score?

Foley’s “malk” with dinner

New $20 Homie! NHOR. Is it garbage if you started using mismatched Tupperware lids as plates, and now that’s all we use? Having kids, plates would get broken, and while being lazy one night I used one as a plate and have kept it going. No more broken plates!

Paulie Wogs

Can you get Mo Amer on, he is at Mohegan Sun in July (9,10,11)

Paulie Wogs

I'd like to see back to back John Goblikon, Dave Rispoli episodes

Alex

Nothing read: Are you garbage if you’re too big for the toilet and you have to place some t.p. between your junk and the inside of the toilet seat?

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you know the current price of copper?

Uncle Hank’s Discarded Boxers

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage that in college I smoked Cheyenne cigars and didn’t realize how trashy they truly were until a homeless man asked me for a cigarette and declined my cigar when offered?

TuddysCouch

Guys ever been to a bar's closing night party and everybody sings the theme song for cheers at closing time?

Uncle Duck

FTLT, NH1R, 10$ homeslice, is it garbage “if you can feel it when she loses the disguise?” Love youse from OKC! But

Uncle Duck

The hot dog video is great!

Josh Cattoi

Ever spread ketchup with a knife?

Henry’s Goomah

Is it garbage to slowly collect small bags of trash from your house to transport to the gas station to throw away? We missed trash day and don’t have any more space 😔

Connis Kasman

$10 homie, long time listener, had one read before. “Youse ever had a family member make a bad investment decision and the rest of the family roast them for it? My uncle recently cashed out his 401k to invest in a phone app pyramid scheme and has asked my Dad and other uncles to invest. My brother is in finance and says it’s one of the worst moves he’s ever heard of”.

zzz27

I just rewatched TNT amusements. Y’all should do an episode updating us on the latest from the TNT business empire or just rewatch their production. The entire episode is so funny and on top of that the “drag bag” segment is insane

Daniel Mendes

Can you try to get Nick Mullen on the podcast? He would be an absolute home run

Pappy9000

Is it garbage if you work in a kitchen and wrap a sausage from time to time in a napkin from the freezer to take home

Foley’s Blank Note Pad

$10 Oklahomie here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you knew your parents broke up because your dad had a specific hairstyle? When my mom and dad would break up my dad would get a bald Mohawk to go with his Fu Manchu mustache. Picture Chuck Liddell but 6’4 350… oh and on meth.

Chase

New 10$ homie. NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad used to make you and your two sisters steal nice beer glasses or steak knives from restaurants or bars. I remember one time I had to steal his Cleveland Browns beer glass from a sports bar.. I was maybe 7 or 8.

LG22

Full time, long time, welsh member from the start, and never had one read....Do you have regular clothes and then holiday clothes? We used to wear holiday clothes and then come home .wash.iron.and then put away till next time. If you put weight on you were fucked coz that's all you got plus it looked like you went on a world cruise cos I had the same dress on in German, France and Italy xx

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie, is it garbage if you still have your wisdom teeth as an adult?

Kaptain Kardboard

Who’s still buying skin mags at the airport? It’s 2026 you animals.

Mayor of Cleveland

Long time investor, never had one read. Are you garbage if you have been to the world series of bowling? Love youse.

Tommy Heglin

Yo. You just got invited to the Taylor swift wedding at MSG. What you putting in the envelope??

Cinnamon Rowl

Is it garbage or just fat to be excited when the hibachi chef looks around the table and gives you the extra rice/noodles/chicken ? Side story— once had a boy catch the piece of shrimp in his mouth because the whole table went around without dropping it and he claimed he had to finish out the perfect round. Only problem is that he’s allergic to shellfish and his throat almost immediately started to close up. Had to walk to a local rite aide to buy allergy shit in the middle of the the birthday dinner

Cody Bourque

Nominee for most garbage strip mall store combo just opened up in our town… the first 3 stores are a 5 Below, a Spencer’s Gifts, and a TJ Maxx

Chrissy’s ham cannon

Long time investor, never had one read. If you rode on the back of your pops motorcycle to the bar at 16, he gets drunk, you gotta ride it home with him on the back.

Uncle Leo

Quarter pounder no meat is probably the best. Order it twice on the app.

Japan Book Hunter

Long time garbage bag, never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom used to drop you off at school in a pace car? They owned a car battery distributorship and had their 1990 Chevy Lumina (Yeah, a Lumina Kippy!) covered in decals to run as a pace car at the local C-level racetrack. But it was also my mom's daily driver. Man, the looks I got as a little skater grom being dropped off at high school my freshman year--I eventually convinced her to drop me off 30 minutes earlier so people wouldn't see me and I could rip a couple of heaters before class...

Tyler Colomy

15 dollar canadian homeslice, is it garbage if you had adjustable wrench on shower tap for 4 years then one on BOTH for last year p.s. i work in new home construction

Cody Bourque

Thoughts on Carraba’s? Would love to get a dirtbag verdict on the place. Love it and always makes me feel kinda fancy because you can get a filet and some good pasta but deep down I know it’s trash.

CruJonesBeRAD

$10 Costco Member - Never had one read. Is it trash to leave your vehicle running when getting gas because according to your step dad "If you turn it off it may not turn back on."? In 1995 from San Diego to the Canadian border the Dodge Cummins did not turn off at gas stations when fueling up OR at night when sleeping at rest stops. Till this date I leave my vehicles running when fueling.

Justina Wilkinson

5$ homie never had one read.. Is it garbage when you have $0 in your account so you go to the bank just to deposit $1 (in quarters to be exact) to get gas on credit because they only charged $1 to your account and then charged the rest a couple days later. I’m not sure if this is still a thing but I did it weekly when I was down bad in my 20’s. Gave me a couple days to come up with the rest and still had gas to boogie around.

David

First time long time never have one read $10 homie here. Is it garbage to floss after eating bbq and then eat the meat off your floss? It’s not like it’s been in there for days, and bbq ain’t cheap these days!

Money_Mark97

$10 homie, recently had my first one read if I'm bein honest... you'se ever ride a roller coaster with a neck brace on? Beautiful gal I just started dating said she did once and I can't stop laughing at the visual. Shout out all the beautiful gals.

Money_Mark97

I do the same thing with unemployment checks. I have breaks from work for months at a time and every tells me to do it. I say; "I DON'T WANNA BE A LEECH!"

Money_Mark97

Good idea until you clog it cause there's too much TP 🤣

Arnold Shortsweather

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if your dad thinks scallops are “his thing” and orders them whenever they’re on the menu regardless of the restaurant you’re at. We could be at a diner off a highway in a landlocked state and it wouldn’t make a difference. Bonus points if your mom reads the menu first and draws attention to it, “Ooooh honey they have scallops.”

Grayson

Ever driven around with a For Sale sign on your car?

Marty

Have you ever been told you are being “cut out of the will”?

Bug man_oklahoma edition

Are you garbage if you’re plumbing was backed up and your dad said “you can either wait or shit in a bag” so I went to the garage my brother had to hold the bag I pissed all over the dryer just to look down and see I had missed the bag, my brother through up all over the garage… dad was pissed

Juwanna Waqaumehauf

A dedicated bozo of 5 years just became a homie Trevose trash here long time first time asking a question Is it garbage to almost loose my life taking a shit at the eagles game understand completely there's no shitting in the bathrooms after a game has started but the bud mud was in charge. Then get thrown into the drunk tank at the wonderful veterans stadium for god knows what And when they finally let me leave they open the door to a mulch bed I'm not 100% but I think had to jump a spiked metal fence. No phones no car no money not even a little problem I'm 45 years old if someone took my phone and money and my whip id probably cry and be very scared now Happy to be apart of this army of garbage I won't let you down 🫡 Ps I think I cut the Ryan sullivan household back in my landscaping days

jakereno

Never had one read- Ever fist fight a parent? My exwife fist fought her step mom at her high school graduation party. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper

FoleyOnABender

14.50 CAD homie (thanks to my buddy who gifted me this cause I’m jammed up). First time long time… Are you garbage if you know how many beers the crisper trays hold in your fridge? It’s 23, by the way. Each. 28 fit in the big tray at the bottom of the fridge too.

Joel

Is it garbage if your dad refers to Jim Thorpe PA as “one of them there TV show towns” Ps: He doesn’t even own a television