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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-08 18:45:19
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

Comments

This One’s Just Funny

$10 dyslexic NHOR- how yous feel about Linden’s chocolate chip cookies?

Heater Griffin

Ever opened a beer with a seat belt clip?

Fat Court Juror #4

Some kind of food challenge maybe even like Hot Ones themed episode 🔥🔥

Andy Davis

Would y’all ever consider switching up the upload dates ? Patreon specifically. Too many days between eps, I get sad

Alex Tonello

Still a $20 homie, Do you own a deck of cards missing any cards?

Joe M

$10 Venmo payer NHOR AYG if you call Diet Coke a fridge cig “yooo Kippy toss me a fridge cig” “bug man out of the way of the TV” PS butter goes on the counter in a butter bell

Melly P

We need tank top merch!!!

Riley B.

Are you garbage if you let your apartment reek because “there’s still room left in the trash bag” in your kitchen?

Eric Schmidt

You ever cut soda with water? My mom would do this when we went to the community pool when I was a kid

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie. Are you garbage if you get a season pass to your local water park?

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$10 hot foot NHOR, is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

Seal Team 46 Waist

AYG if after the waiter reads the specials to you, you ask how much they are?

Dallas Adonis

Is it garbage if your aunt who spent a short stint in a mental facility refers to it as “the nervous hospital”

Uncle Doob

10 Homie. Is it garbage to have a flyswatter hanging in plain sight in the kitchen?

Big Jerm

10 dolla foo never had one read. Are you garbage if you get the open bar shut down at your weeding. I got married in Hawaii in 2022. We had cocktail hour from 5-6 and dinner from 6 to 7. By 6:30 the bartender told me we ran completely out of tequila, by 9 the bartend cut us off completely kuz everyone was too drunk and was throwing up

DrugzInATony

$10 hot case bandit, NHOR. You ever had a mouse problem in your car?

Blake

Is it garbage to leave a fast food drink in the fridge for later? It did go flat but the ice was still there and I drank the flat soda anyways.

Foley’s Chair (oof)

$10 Texas Homie NHOR, What is the most garbage snack to have in the hospital. Saw a patient at work have a big box of club crackers and a can of spray cheese. (Also not a doctor)

Allyoop

Is it garbage to take leftovers from a kid’s birthday party? We were jammed up and they had ordered way too many pizzas. Also at the party I told my kids “eat up this is your lunch & dinner”

George Cantstandya

When at the driving range is it garbage for Dad to sift through the balls they give you and keep the “good” ones for when it’s time to play 18 holes? -Legend of Garbage Bagger Vance

Patty O'Furniture

Is it garbage to use my dirty clothes as a bath mat when I shower?

Foley’s Chair (oof)

$10 Texas Homie NHOR, Is it garbage if your high school girlfriend was the mascot

Eric

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy $10 Beautiful Boy here NHOR ...What is your first reaction to the check engine light coming on ...and why is it always "ah that could be anything"

BaddieFoley

Do you say you “itched yourself” or the correct and classy “scratched an itch?”

Zachary Lelievre

Hey boys long time sub never had one read is it always classy to have a car from that current decade cause driving a work van is a tough look but if it’s modern it just feels classier in my head

Jack Hughman

Are you garbage if seeing Foley slim down to your own weight inspires you to go to the gym? Congrats Bug-Man, Happy SECOND worst summer ever!

TuddyFick

$15 beautiful bozo. Had one read but it was 2 years ago and these things have statutes of limitations. Ever get ants in your car?

Cinnamon Babka

$10 HR Consultant. Is it garbage to save paper towel rolls and use them as dog toys?

wunderbar bologna

Never had one read - are you garbage if you underestimate how far out an island is in a lake and you & boyfriend end up swimming 1 mile out/1 mile back and receive horrific sunburns

Mikey.Bontade

Ever pulled over driving somewhere and gone number 2 in a portapotty/portajohn, emergency of course, in a subdivision that’s under construction? Extra points if in the summer when it was 100+ degrees.

Chilly Willy

Is it garbage to have a kitchen light that you’ve never turned off due to there being no switch or pulley just have to replace the bulb when it dies?

Devon

Trashiest olympics? Went to The Stripper Olympics a couple years back at a local strip club called Mermaids, for the first event the strippers played musical chairs

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Homie, Never Had One Read Is It Garbage if growing up I thought we were "well off" when we would go to Denny's for dinner? What changed my mind was pissing next to a guy on the bathroom floor covered in puke on New Year's Eve. I washed my hands and said "Happy New Years!"

Foley’s Chair (oof)

$10 Texas Homie, Is it garbage for my first car to be a Black 2008 Nissan Sentra. That my mom hit a deer with and the bumper was held up with zip ties. The car wasn’t mine until 2017 also

Cum stain

$10 dickhead. It garbage to wear an autographed football jersey in public. My dad has been living in an autographed Brett Favre jersey lately. It’s just an autograph either it. Favre wrote a sentence on it.

Tville

Not a question, but when I was 20 on the 4th of July of bunch of my buddies and I were lighting off mortors at our lake. When I went to light mine (with a cigar) the one next to me exploded out the side about 2 feet away from me. Burnt thru 2 shirts and a hoodie, hit me in the ribs and took my breath away. Left a gnarly burn. I hobbled away from the beach like It was D-day. A nice mom put my arm around her and helped me to the house and took care of me. Haven't smoked a cigar since

Matthew Mandregan

$10 homie nhor, is it garbage if your dad sees you getting lunch with a teacher because you’re selling that teacher weed? If it makes it less creepy my dad and that teachers dad are friends. lol

Uy Jds

$10 dude here. Ever light a heater without a lighter. Didn’t have a lighter and used a welding rod

Alexis Felix

$10 dollar tenant, question for the Landlord (NHOROTA) I love to talk to myself as I feel like every single person does with their inner monologue, but at what point have you entered Foleyville? just want to make sure i’m not gonna end up in hells kitchen myself 😂

Kyle Barry

9 dollar, 3 quarter, 2 nickel, and i'm good for the rest on Monday homie here, never had one read. Youse ever taken a swig of an open can of Coke on the computer desk and realized it was your dad's dip spitter? I don't drink sodies no more, just beer now.

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 homie have had one read (no big deal) - are you garbage for working while your lady is moving in to your apartment just to avoid her parents? I have the PTO, just not using it for this.

Dessert farmer

Wadup bozos, me and the boys are planning a trip to NYC any tips for 3 goons in there early 20s visiting town in December

RoyEMunson

Youse ever ordered a beer at a Denny’s?

Gearbox

NHOR- Is it garbage to do a rolling tailgate party while you're trying to find parking? While it was bumper to bumper on the way into the Indy 500, all the passengers hopped out of our car and started drinking, walking alongside the car as we inched along.

Tuddy's debt collector

$20 Chicken Parm Smuggler (NHOR), is it garbage to wear the same clothes two days in a row if you did laundry?

GoBlueGriff

GoBlueGriff, $10 BIG homie never had one read. Is it garbage to ask an athlete to Autograph a police report? 2004 my Dad took the family to a pistons playoff game. He got pick pocketed at half time and after the game he filed a report. While filling it out Ben Wallace walks by and my dad asked him to autograph it. Ben said “I ain’t signing no damn police report” and I don’t blame him 🤣

AmexDebtCollections

$10 homie first time long time never read, are you garbage if you nightly put your living room tv on the back deck? Gotta watch baseball while grilling and ripping heaters. Go Buccos

LaxCoach72

Is it garbage that when I help my son move to San Fran this weekend, I told him we need to go to a weed shop for our neighbor? It’s not for the neighbor.

Foley’s DXL Rep

$10 homie here never had one read. Is it garbage to take pictures of a street or business that has your name on it? Feels garbage that it excites me every time.

Timothy Meyer

Long time listener new 10$ homie, Is it garbage that I have to take a sticky roller to my couch every time before sitting down, because I refuse to sit in dog hair.

Mary

$10 homie og loooong time listener- is it garbage to brag about your step count for the day? I told my husband i hit 15k yesterday (nbd) Ps he's in a wheelchair

Howie Dern *kippy voice*

I'm hurting gang. Bozos and homies and anyone reading, I could use some help. I know this is garbage but it's my last option... $JAdamsULT. Please and thank you...

Stryder

NHOR, Your Utah Garbaggio Boy here.. Is it garbage to reuse birthday cake candles??

John Fitz

Is it garbage to call your son by his (your) last name? For reference the kids gotta be 5. Shout out to all the Fitzys

TuddysCouch

Do you have an emergency way to break into your own home? Don't say it out loud or nothin but maybe youse got a story from your childhood homes?

Seymour Weiner

$10 homie NHOR. How often do you eat a meal standing up? For me it's at least once per day.

Mikehawkener91

10 dollar unfinished member here,nhor is it garbage when you ask your budy to do something like go fishing on your boat he says he cant he has laundry to do ?

Paulie Walnuts

Have you ever, as an adult, referred to vegetables as "rabbit food" when dismissing healthy eating?

Kat

Do you go to a friends kids birthday party when you don’t have kids of your own? Seemed like a good idea but ended up feeling very out of place

Coast LoCastro

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage to trade your sons car to Luis for skank fest tickets?

Big Hoss

Never had one read. Are you garbage if you weigh yourself before and after pinching a loaf to see how much it weighs? All time record of 3.5lbs over here. How ya doin

ToddTuckeyPlaysBall

TDH - Never had one read. scenario - you are at someones house and they are out of the room and their phone rings - is it garbage to hide to avoid answering it? My in laws still have a home phone and it rings all of the time. I always scramble to leave the room/look busy if it starts ringing when they are in another room - so I dont get jammed up with them returning to the room to me just sitting there while their phone rings and rings.

Paulie Walnuts

I've used the latch inside the car door jamb

Meatball Shorty

Me and my buddy pushed his dead car half a mile down the highway breakdown lane once because someone told him the tow costs less on surface roads. Thank god it was a downhill off ramp and the e brake worked. Garbage or jammed up?

TuddysCouch

We drew on the jokers lol

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

$10 AYG Amex investor, have had one read. Ever try picking up ice cubes when your hands are wet?

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

$10 union member. Had one read before. HOW YA DOIN! AYG if the majority of your conversations start with some sort of strange and often times vulgar simile? For example “it’s colder than a well diggers ass crack in January”, or “it’s hotter than four peckered Billy goat”, or my personal favorite “I’ve been busier than a dog with two dicks”. I’m from a rural area of Kentucky so they can get pretty imaginative.

TuddysMugMan

$10 Carlucci family member here Is it garbage to shave your face in the garage and sweep the hair outside? I'm sick and tired of cleaning the bathroom sink.

5StarDiveBar

$10 homie, am I garbage for not understanding the hate on Becker lately? I watch the show almost every night on Pluto

Peaches

$10 homie I do yardwork im crocs. Mow, edge, weed eat, and everything else.

Howard Huntley Lloyd IV

10$ hommie nhor. AYG if you have multiple back scratcher around the house? On by the couch one by the bed, one on the balcony.

Woodster

Second time long time; Remember staying at a friend’s house and being served turkey bacon for the first time?

H8XWYF

Big fan and $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft and fighter we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course. Bonus points if you can decipher my username. You think it'd make a good license plate? 😂

TuddysCouch

That's how you scare them away

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garbage if the only love advice you got from your dad is, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows". Jokes on him, I married the second girl that did it.

Tony D

10$ homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if you put some whiskey in your fast food drink before going to your buddy’s place next door?

jasontheryan

$10 contributor to the Church of Garbage... Growing up, did you have a piece of wood used as a secondary lock on a sliding glass door or window?

FuckTardFrank

NH1R is it garbage if you drank beer 2 homeless guys one night at city hall. I was riding my bike home after my closing shift & these 2 winos somehow got a 12 pack and wanted to know if i wanted to help them finish it. I was 19 and it was my first time trying Heineken, how you doin!

FuckTardFrank

Yous ever pick your nice in traffic and flick the booger out the window and it lands on the car next to you.

goodluckhotdog

NHOR - “QUEEN OF MY DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER” Not a question, but a request for the boys to watch/listen to “Queen of my Double Wide Trailer” by Sammy Kershaw as part of an episode. I have been trying to put my finger on why I love the song so much, and I think you guys will be able to explain it the best. Absolute magic! https://youtu.be/iICDCj-qOEU?si=B7FIseSYwsQPHRph

Willie Fistergash

$10 Homie. Is it garbage to be repped by CAA and still not know how to stay on mic? Love you!

Funky Blumpkins

Lieutenant in the Army of Garbage reporting for duty. Is it garbage to refuse to refill or top off the Brita, so you put it back in the fridge with just a tiny amount of water left, because you know your fiancée will use it next and you’re pissed off at her? We’re running Psy-Ops like petty junior high girls out here.

will larkin

Is it garbage if I still have my christmas tree up

Willardwonka2

$10 Homie - is it garbage to ash your cigarette through the sun roof? Saw this lady in front of me doing this the other day and I couldn’t figure out how it was any easier than using the window.

Chris M.

$10 blow me. Is it garbage to put the popcorn bag back in the microwave to get the unpopped kernels?

Bestpalkippy

long time $10 investor. nh1r. Garvage or genious? If you put shock in your pool, just to be able to have a reason to say no on others going in the pool? ( not to brag, but it's inground) This weekend I had yardwork to do, and the kids wanted to go in. But I was unable to do the work, and watch them in the pool, so I started with the pool cleaning. And now they HAD to wait because the pool was just treated. it bought me the morning. love yus

brian_weiner

Yo, bozos! Brian here, 3-year $10 diamond listener, NHOR. Are you garbage if you repurpose used Cool Whip or Country Crock containers as Tupperware?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision building forts and "playing Indian," the oldest of us being maybe 12. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

Paul Powell

Ayg if you’ve ever heard your mother say “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it too!”

CruJonesBeRAD

$10 Costco Member - Never had one read. Is it trash to leave your vehicle running when getting gas because according to your step dad "If you turn it off it may not turn back on."? In 1995 from San Diego to the Canadian border the Dodge Cummins did not turn off at gas stations when fueling up OR at night when sleeping at rest stops. Till this date I leave my vehicles running when fueling.

Kokobeware

$10 over looked homie, never had one read. What is the etiquette on someone holding multiple doors open for you. Do you say thank you again after the first door,, or stay silent for the second door?

SMB 1993

Not a question, but I ordered Burger King from the app recently and it gave me the option to have my Whopper cut in half and it blew me away. Cleaner, less sloppy, and somehow just better to eat. A Whopper cut in half goes toe-to-toe with any fast food burger. When BK is back, America is back. Shout out Foley!

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and long time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that method of spelling it rolling through my head 😂

Big Iron (Duke) On His Hip

Are you garbage if you propose to your wife of 8 years in a fancy restaurant in hopes the joint comps the drinks or meal?

BradyFromCanada

$10 Canadian bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage to join the pateron only to invite H and Kevin to my wedding? It’s August 15th, we’re having KFC Style buffet, and my fiancee is a very beautiful women

H8XWYF

Not a question. A post fingernail-trim scratch on an itch is allllllright.

PakRat

Ever wear a costume to a sporting event

Ozempic Gold Medalist

$10 bozo, is it garbage to bring fast food into an immediate care center waiting room to eat? My wife and I took our kid to the immediate care center recently and they both kept saying they were hungry and wore me down to go to McDonalds and bring back meals to the waiting room. As soon as I left, they called my kid to the back, and when I got to McDonald's it was 10:50 AM and not open for lunch yet.

Baron Stevenson

Putting in a $10 order for some of Foley's Famous Dogs with ALL the fixins' and never had one read - Are youse garbage if your parents used to take you out for a drive once a week telling you that you were gonna "Shop the open air market" when in reality you were driving around looking for furniture being put out for next day's trash collection? The day we found a pool table felt like Christmas.

Blue Iris

This is justifiable homicide.

Dr.Tug_Rootman

Sup boys. $10 homie NHOR. After her 3rd DUI my wife told her father that she thought she had a drinking problem and should quit. Her dad responded "Sounds like you have a driving problem. Stop driving " She hasn't had a license since. That was 10 years ago. Yes we still drink. Yes we are from Florida.

Sean K

$10 long time homie never had one read. Will you open a bag of chips with the label upside down? It’s the exact same but it feels wrong.

illumiYani

10 dollar investor. Are you garbage if you've ever tugged your root in a porta shitter? Iraq was a great place

birdman

Brand new $10 homie here... Is it garbage to use the emergency row in front of you to get to the bathroom on a flight? I was in an emergency row sitting in the middle seat with my girlfriend in the aisle seat. There was no window seat to my left because it was an emergency row - just an empty space. The guy in the window seat in the row behind us came forward through the gap and asked to get past us to go to the bathroom.

N. Oliver Glory

Recent ten dollar homie, long time bozo, never had one read Is it garbage if you take a hotel shuttle from the airport to a nearby hotel catch an Uber because it's cheaper? Can save money on an uber that isn't in the airport zone and they uber drivers are usually happier.

hotdoggo

10$ soul sista, nhor, have youse ever known anyone thats been launched out of a car? We have a friend whose survived being thrown out of a windshield and drivers window with only a scratch on him. He made some poor life choices sometime after that but recently got hitched and turned it around, shoutout josh, hes a good man!!

Alright Let's See Here

Kippy, now that your king of the burbs, does your front door have a screen door? If so, is it fully intact?

The HogFather

$10 Hoagiesexual, NHOR. You ever knock on the front door of a coffee shop before you enter? Similar to when you work at a restaurant, and you knock on the walk-in door when you leave so you don’t hit anyone coming out. Did this the other day, barista asked if I was ok.

Wrong Turn Ryan

Are you garbage if you called a fireworks wholesaler to see if you would get them cheaper than buying them at a fireworks stand?

Martin Ramirez

10 dollar professional plate spinner here haven’t had one read is it garbage to go on exempt tax status for 6 months to catch up on bills but it’s been 18 months now and counting

AYGwillickers

10 dollar homie. Youse ever fall asleep in movie theater while the movie is playing and start snoring?

isetthem

Is it garbage if I miss work for a world cup game?

Upper Decker

First time question asker, Is it garbage to put your car in park when in the drive thru or at a red light?

Newman's Dad

If you order an Uber for a friend are you still obligated to tip that driver? And if so, is it garbage if you don't?

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

10 spot balloon knot checking in AGAIN! Ever order a sausage mcmuffin and just make the egg yourself to save some duckets?

Upper-Lower Class

Long time homie, first time question asker Is it garbage if you’ve used a pool noodle for something other than swimming? I use them to keep my roomba from getting stuck under my bed

Foleys next ex

$10 a month investor. Is it garbage to refer to the tv in the living room as the big tv or the ceiling light as the big light?

H.(pv.) Fully

$10 pile of rubbish NHOR. Its it garbage to wear a shirt from a charity event that you did NOT participate in? March of dimes,relay for life? Love my "united way" goodwill find. Love all yinz, NGL killin' it

Mick colon

First time, long time. Growing up, I wasn't allowed to ride my bike around my own house because we lived at 5th & Allegheny in Philly. So every summer when I'd stay at my grandparents' house in the Northeast, every bike that had been left behind by aunts, uncles, cousins, or anybody who had ever lived there instantly became mine. I was the only grandkid at the time, so the old man's garage was basically my personal bike dealership.

ForkedHummus

$10 homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if you use the pool table your dad bought after the divorce as a dining room table for family holidays? (He puts a big piece of plywood over the top and a tablecloth)

Chris

$20 homie needing a trash or class judgment. I say class wife says trash. Growing up my stepdads job was to service arcade games. And what that meant was that at anytime we would have a rotation of 4 or 5 full arcade games in our garage that were fully free play and once a month he would bring home a white van that was full of all the claw machine and ticket prizes that we would get to go through. I say this is all class. Wife says that having 4 or 5 half broken video games that aren’t yours in your small shitty house and saying you have “an arcade” and once a month stealing toys and prizes from a van is not “class” at all. I’d love your judgement.

Giuls

AYG if your party trick is opening your locked house door with a credit card? I can now do that quicker then I can find the right key on my keychain for my front door.

jakereno

Ever fist fought a parent? My exwife fist fought her step mom at her high school graduation party. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage to mix fast food? Get the burger from Wendy's, the fries from McDonalds, and nuggets from Chick-Fil-A? They're usually all right next to each other

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie, is it garbage to eat an ice cream cone while driving?

Mayor of Cleveland

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your living room tv was on top of another, larger tv? Love youse.

Cesar Gonzalez Aguirre

Never had one read. Is it garbage if your family only goes out to eat at the restaurant an aunt or uncle works at during their shift because they “load up the plate”?

Tuddy'sTiddieMeats

$10 homie, never had one read… Are you garbage if you regularly use the phrase "getting your walking papers"?

Terry C

I had a blast in Terry, Mississippi. Took pics of everything with my name on it!!!

GravyLeg

Are you garbage if you drip ketchup/mustard from your hot dog onto your shirt and you lift your shirt to lick it off? Can I get bonus points since it's the Back on the Block tour shirt?

Kippy’s Canadian Tuxedo

$20 Texas Trash (NHOR) Have you ever known someone that drove a decommissioned cop car as their daily driver? Buddy in high school totaled his 1st car after a few months, then got a “great deal” on a rough looking 2005 Ford Explorer cop car. All the decals, lights, and sirens were removed, but still had the spotlight and the cage in the back.

The Ice Cream Bandit

$10 homie. Is it garbage to not eat the last piece of Mac and cheese because then I’d have to clean the casserole? I’m freakin starving over here.

brett grimes

$10 Homie never had one read. Ever have to manually push your car and then dump the clutch and shift into gear, to start it

Ronnie Tsunami

Had one read at a live show. You ever have to carry around two lighters because one was out of fuel and the other was out of flint?

AnkleClanker44

You’s ever have to be decontaminated?

NycTony

Are you garbage if you’re seeing the boys live next Monday?!

NycTony

Put them on yesterday with my baby cousin 😭

Noodles

$10 Independent Contractor here. Is it garbage to always say "good enough for government work" every time i half ass a task?

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Ever brag that your internal clock is so good that you know what time is without a watch?

JohnnyMeatspin

AYG if you ever had a brother vs brother boxing match? Father was the sanctioning body. Brother was 10 I was 5 and my dad made him fight me with one hand behind his back. More generally unconventional tough love, is it garbage?

David

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to eat bbq, floss and then eat the meat that comes out on the floss?

Hugh Jass

$10 HNHOR - You ever have a cousin or family member you're forced to hang out with that kind of scares you? I had a goth cousin with ICP and horror movie posters in his room I had to hang with...

GreatLakesGarbage

$10 homie nhor. is it garbage to own your own bounce house for your kids? our neighbors have a multicolored bounce house must be 30 feet tall. it looks like the county fair over there on the weekends when they inflate it.

Last Parm Hero

Have you ever done a phony door to door charity scam to raise beer money when you were in high school?

Thin Sliced Salami Nipples

$10 homie never had one read- is it garbage if you’re getting parenting advice and tips from Kevin Ryan just by listening to the show?

MIKE M

Longtime homie, lifelong bozo, never had one read. Have you ever called into a sports talk radio show?

From Your Lips to Gods Ears

Hey fellas! $10 beautiful girl, never had one read: When you’re eating and a piece of your food flies onto the table, do you leave the food there, eat it, or put it back into your food? I personally throw it back into my plate

Ryan Glab

Youse ever been in a dunk tank?

Willy B

Is it trash to appear in the background of a reality show? My girl was watching her shows and to my surprise New Guy Like appears with all his rich buddies in some swanky dry bar

Cody Bourque

$10 long term investor (portfolio is looking great these days) - Nominee for most garbage strip mall store combo just opened up in our town… the first 3 stores are a 5 Below, a Spencer’s Gifts, and a TJ Maxx

MrFrench

$10 long time secret admirer of Foley’s milkers Is it garbage if your childhood birthday/christmas gifts during broke years were always a weird item you didn’t ask for that your dad got in trade or gift certificates? I remember one year getting a really nice snorkel set for my 10th birthday. The apartments where we lived had a pool, but I’d never really snorkeled and never did after that. Not sure where he got it but he did get gift certificates to really specific early .com business frequently at his job. I wanted an N64 Love you boiz thanks for the laughs and keep going Foley, 17 years sober here myself.

Cody Bourque

$10 all you can eat HOMIE - Let’s tackle the issue and get a verdict on it…. Thoughts on Carraba's? Would love to get a dirtbag verdict on the place. Love it and always makes me feel kinda fancy because you can get a filet and some good pasta but deep down I know it’s probably trash

Moondog

$14 northerner here never had one read Is it garbage for your buddy to show up to his kids football game in his old jersey?

Ray Greeko

Youse ever bit someone as an adult?

Patches O'Houlihan

$10 Dempsy Group Footnote-Level Investor OH1R (long ago).. AYG you think type in 33 seconds instead of 30 on the microwave saves time.. because fewer finger moves?

Grayson

Ever drive around with a for sale sign in your car?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice here Never Had One Read Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

Pinto - Fattest Maximus

AYG if your always hoping for a cash app giveaway cause shit is hard out here? Love youse

Myles Graham

First time long time, never had one read. Do you pronounce deli meats Cold Cuts or Cole Cuts. I don’t think I’ve ever pronounced the D.

Mason Mountain

Hey, $10 homie here! Never had one read. Are you garbage if you binge every Patreon episode, cancel it because you’re broke, then crawl back a few months later to binge all over again?

Foleys popped yoga ball

Long time homie had a couple read two, tree. Is it garbage to crack anything in public knuckles, neck, back?

DrummerPhil

$10 homie never had one read, are you garbage if you drink your soup out of the bowl at a restaurant

C N

$10 homie AYG if you had a beaded curtain as a kid?

Wolfy

Canadian garbage here, had one read, what is the right amount of time before eating food you drop to the ground? 10 seconds? 5 Seconds? 30 Seconds?

Funny Farmer

Ayg if you say the boys sent you when you buy absolutely anything online?

AutoMattiK Beats

Dime bag brother here. NH1R! Probably mentioned b4 but any yas have those in-laws that drink smart water, body power, Gatorade, etc constantly, thinking they are being healthy. But none of them in good physical shape. How yer doiN!

Paulie SmallNuts

14.50 big shot, never had one read. AYG if you hide heaters around your vehicle and house in case you run out. Started doing it after I found one under my seat on a long drive home. The happiness was unforgettable.

JohnPaul

10$ sleeper cell here, breaking my deep cover to ask, is it garbage that I think you’se need to make a coffee table book that is strictly just the faces H makes every time he takes his headphones off and gives his mane a scratch!? Call it “the inbetween faces of the constant inbetween man”. I’d do it but I recently had spinal surgery and am having to re-learn how to walk again, so that’s my excuse, what’s yours!? That’s a million dollar idea right there!

Trash Can Pasta

$10 HNHOR Is it garbage to join a private pool? It's definitely a huge step over a public pool, but not as classy as having your own.

Cameron

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to get lost in the woods?

The Punxsutawney Phil

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to bring your own hot sauce to a restaurant for breakfast because you know the place has a terrible selection of hot sauce.

Diana Divorced Parents

$50 investor never had one read. Is it garbage to get your used new car baptized

Rex

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage if someone answers their phone by just saying their name.

Meatball150

10 dollar homie, have had two read (not to brag). AYG if your closet is divided into "what you fit now", "what you hope to fit in", and "what you keep around if you end up eating your feelings a little too much"?

Foley’s Frenulum

Garbage to drink in the alcohol section of an acme, giant, wegmans, etc?

J-Mart

Long time, NHOR, your dad ever ask what your birthday is so he can pick lotto numbers?

LooseMeatSammich

NHOR Is it garbage to prefer a jalapeño cheese bagel microwaved for 30 seconds then rip off pieces and individually dip them into the tub of Philadelphia plain cream cheese? I call these bed bagels, I exclusively eat them right before going to sleep

Mary Kazen

$10 since zoom soul sister. NHOR. Is it garbage if your family takes video game slot machines serious even though there is no real pay out?

Foleys fungus farm

First time long time. $10 homie. Ayg if you were actively cursing every celeb you know from NY during the spurs and knicks game. Including the fat one and the bald one.

Brycen Haggard

Are you garbage if you buy a handle of fireball just to refill your pint bottle of golfbag fireball so you save the couple bucks

Taylor

NHOR. Are you garbage if your first foray into the world of mozzarella sticks was off the McDonald’s dollar menu? Shoutout to the boys love youse

KanKan69420

$10 bozo , had one read. Is it garbage to use mouthwash instead of toothpaste to brush your teeth when in a rush?

Seymour Weiner

Did you know anyone that had tattoos way too young? I was in seventh grade with a kid that had several.

Justina Wilkinson

Long time homie NHOR Is it garbage when you have $0 in your account so you go to the bank just to deposit $1 (in quarters to be exact) to get gas on credit because they only charged $1 to your account and then charged the rest a couple days later. I'm not sure if this is still a thing but I did it weekly when I was down bad in my 20's. Gave me a couple days to come up with the rest and still had gas to boogie around.

Samurai-Jack

Have you ever bit your finger while eating? I hit the pen and held it in for half a second too long. Next thing you know I bet my finger while eating a peanut butter jelly Sammy not my finest hour. Also follow up question is a trashy to eat peanut butter and jelly with no bread just a spoon?

joseph whigham

$10 homeskillet never had one read. Is it garbage to keep your sodas and drinks(bottles of water and Gatorade) in your living room because you can’t find space in the kitchen

Nick31z

$10 Homie never had one read, is it garbage if you leave the door open during the summer and your mom or dad yells "close the damn door im not paying to cool the whole neighborhood."

Chris Gallagher

$10 Homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to refer to scents as flavors? For example… when talking about Yankee candles, you say they have tons of different flavors? 😉

Gabriel Samaha

First time long time, is it garage if your lawyer is also a full time magician? Had hired him to help evict a bad tenant, by the end of the meeting he did a magic trick that blew my socks off and told me he does children’s magic shows every other day he’s not in the office. Long story short, he made that tenant disappear… love youse guys

Funky Blumpkins

Creating parameters and barriers. Genius dirtbag behavior. 👏🏼 Love it.

JoeMaMa

long time homizzle would be a second reading! Would love to hear you guys discuss bed skirts because fuck they are absolutely so difficult. If you don’t got one on it’s trashy af but if one sides up and ones down that’s arguably more trash 😂😂

All The Toast

$10 hard stuff Ever eat the powder out of a crystal light packet? Closest I’ve come to hard drugs.

Sofa_king_garbage

Ever had to cut your shoelace cuz you couldn't get the knot out?!?!

Ace Freebie

OG pandemic listener. What’s the most garbage walkout song? I’ve been watching more baseball lately and some of these guys don’t listen to music and you can tell.

Ace Freebie

My name is Alex. My favorite bar is called Alex’s Bar. When the bartender asks for my tab I say “Alex. Like the bar. It’s my bar.” No laughs.

Ace Freebie

I had one of those camping boxes on the roof of my car. Used pool noodles to seal it up to get better aerodynamics.

Ace Freebie

OG pandemic listener, never had one read. Is it garbage to have your own recycling bucket in your bedroom when visiting the in-laws so they don’t clock how much you drink during the weekend visit. I snuck a full bag out in the middle of the night so they didn’t see the 35+ cans of Michelob. They went into my car so I could cash in that 5-cent refund.

wombat wolly

Just got my first case of gout, jammed up

Lew Sassol

$50 tax season spender that don’t know how to switch to $10-Never had one read Is it garbage if you’re 32 and the only bank account you’ve had is a Chase college account? I opened the account when I got my first job at 17 and they said they could hook me up with an account that would help me out with no fees or minimum balance needed so I could get a jump on my future…fast forward to now and I’m still with the same account and I haven’t had enough money to even try and open another account, also never stepped foot on a college campus

Jo Mama

New $10 bozo. Is it garbage for your dad who is an electrician to hook up a gas generator to your trailer because the power got shut off.

Arnold Shortsweather

Waddup gents $10 homie NOHR, My family is from St Louis and when I was a kid we moved to the outskirts of Austin. There was a couple problems with the house we were staying in so my parents decided to withhold rent for a few months while trying to get some things fixed. Are you garbage if your parents used the rent money on Seaworld season passes and bounced? We moved into an apartment that summer and went to Seaworld every weekend. Bonus points if you still have the souvenir cups in rotation at home 15 years later.

Foe or foley

$10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage my mom used to eat cans of ravioli straight from the can without heating it up. Would get into her car as kid and the evidence would be on floor of her car

AvoidTheNoid

Hey beautiful girls $10 homie here. Is it garbage if you point out to the waiter that the pre calculated tip percentages on the bill aren’t the correct percentage? Or do you just go based off that to not seem cheap?

Tuddy’s Canadian Consultant

Hey boys long time listener is it garbage if growing up all of your furniture came from other peoples trash. Dad would always get excited for spring clean up so we could "re-decorate" the house. Love youse

Basechombs

Is it garbage to hold your beer during a slow dance

Ginny Sack’s Ass Wart

10$ soldier, never had one read. Are you garbage if you have to quit a good show because your free trial expired? Watched the first season of Severance but my free trial from an Amazon purchase ran out so might have to pirate the rest of it. Ps foley is lookin thin!

Mark

Is it garbage to order a side of chili with a house salad and then dump the chili on the salad? Chili salad while a bit trashy is delightful.

Hobo Joe

What up boys $10 long term investor here Is it garbage to call outta work to go to a dispensary grand opening? Shout out root 22 dispensary in Somerville nj

Denise’s Boys

$10 Glenside garbage, never had one read. Why is it, every jeep wrangle is either a douchebag with spiked hair or a butch lesbian with a buss cut? Also, what other cat stereotypes are there? For instance, white Volkswagens always have hot chicks driving. Can you tell me and my boys work road construction??

Worser summer ever

Is it garbage to rent a car round trip for a one way trip then report it stolen it’s cheaper.

CheapNLit

10$ tax write off. Is it garbage to wear a white tuxedo to prom? Every dude I know who did that didn’t have a great next 10 years.

Pati-O

$10 beautiful lady soul sister. Nhor Ayg if you have a back scratcher in your home? Is it MORE garbage if it’s hanging on the wall?

Big L

$10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if the only way you’d ever own a boat is if your dad owns a boat and he dies. Now it’s my boat how ya doin

The Fatador

$10 silent partner never had one read. Is it garbage to wear a plastic glove when you rip a heater at work so your fingers don’t smell like smoke?

Davis The Door Guy

AYG if you lay a blanket over the back of the couch like a decoration

Tuddy’s tight leather pants

$10 Tuddy tipper here, how do you say the word granted? Do you actually say granted or do you say granite?

Jehova thickness

Am I garbage if I go to the hotel gym to grab cold (free) water bottles rather than purchasing at the market. Most Marriott gyms have 24/7 gyms that are completely empty stocked full of screaming water bottles. Full transparency I travel for work, have done this at every hotel I’ve stayed in and have not worked out once

Corey from ALtuna

$10 homie never had one read…Is it garbage to buy a junk yard car and tape lottery scratch tickets to the front windshield to look like PA inspection stickers?…had a buddy do it, worked for months until he ended up rear ending a cop at a stop light when his brake lines blew, cop was impressed at his ingenuity.

Ruben Salazar

Have you ever smoked cigs in a bounce castle?

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

$10 slush funder, never had one read. Is it garbage to peak at other people’s plates in a restaurant to try to gameplan your own order?

AreYouBoar’sHead

Hey boys $16.50 Aussie bin man here, never had one read. Ayg if instead of buying you coloring books your dad used to just outline logo drawings he seen around the room in sharpie for me to colour in. Needless to say he wasn’t a very good artist

Kaptain Kardboard

Yous ever taken a picture from the plane? BOZO shit

On the Minneapolis city bus aka the Somali Trolly

Have you ever been hit by a cane or crutch? When I was 15 and my brother 13 he broke his ankle skateboarding. On Thanksgiving he was sitting on the couch and we were arguing. I spit in his face and was walking to the basement. Little did I know he jumped up and baseball swung his crutch and broke my wrist. For Christmas I got a plate, some screws, and a cast. He got a new crutch to replace the one he broke on my wiener paw.

NickyP

Was the AC show canceled?

Coldnuts

Have the goblin on he’s perfect for the show

Coldnuts

10 dollar make ya holler- is it garbage to spend your last 1500 to get two jet skis?

boothead62

Long time $10 homie, is it garbage to call your addition new after 2 years

Bean Machine

One of my coworkers eats with gloves on

Trash since 81

$10 homie here. When I was 5 or 6 my family went to a Chinese buffet. I ended up barfing that whole night when we got back. Since that point my family told me I was allergic to Chinese food never accounting food poisoning was a possibility. I went 20 something years telling people I was allergic to Chinese food until I tried it when I was stoned one day and it’s been smooth sailing ever since…. Love youz

BmoreTrash24

Is it trash that you met your wife because you were in county with her brother? See youse at the cellar for AYG and Friends!

BmoreTrash24

By the way!! $20 HOMIE here. Still waiting on those live streams!!! Love Youse!!!!!

Kippy’s last follicle

$10 homie…. NHOR. AYG if you cancel the borgata show and don’t tell the homies what’s up???

PJ

Never had one read. Is it garbage if u were in the throws of addiction and opened a cigaratte pack and took 5 out and resealed it and blamed it on the manufacturer when ur friend opened it?

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

Have you ever been left as a child with children you didn't know at a place you didn't know for an extended period of time? My dad dropped me off at this trailer one time with some dirty kids and told me to "sit tight, be right back" while he went off with the other dad for hours. I was left watching cartoons with some trashy kids in a trashy place doing trashy things for several hours. I think we watched TRON on VHS. He eventually came back. I had no clue what was going on.

Matt Cascioli

Are you garbage if you have to ask for your pto request back and reschedule your trip to Atlantic city because you bozos canceled the show?

Fritz

Youse remember Meerkat Manor??

Cannoli Foley

10 dollar homie never had one read is it garbage to leave one piece of toilet paper on the roll so u don’t have to change it ? Much love come to Australia Melbourne for ayg we straight trash down hear!

neverhadoneread

Haven't had one read yet! Is it garbage to put basil pesto on a Tostino's Party Pizza? I had the thought today reading my pesto container and immediately thought of you guys

Honkin Guzunga’s

Yo 10$ long time homie here never had one read unlike some of these mofos is it garbage to buy a brand new truck and a 500$ beater at the same time just to keep the miles off the new whip and the salt off it in our lovely PA winters !!!

Tom

You ever have to sleep in the same bed as a parent? Summer vacations at the jersey shore we’d get 1 hotel room for 4 people for the week. I’d sleep in a bed with my dad and my sister with my mom. Also, my sister slept walked so we’d barricade the door shut at night so she wouldn’t get out. Good times. Shout Harris House in ocean city

Foley is My Spirit Animal

Are you garbage if you warm your string cheese by sitting on them while playing a couple rounds of video games?

Marcus Seay

$10 Undercova Brotha. Is it garbage to pull up your high school sports highlights at a bar? 😂

Spenser black

$10 pole smoker here, NHOR and tbh stopped trying for a while, are you garbage if to make the duct tape holding your tail light on look better you paint it the same color as your car? If I’m being completely honest it’s exterior house paint I found in the garage

Chris

In honor of summer. How garbage is it to try and throw someone in a pool? Bonus points if they have clothes on

Marcos Cruz

Do we have any homies in the 559 area?

BeverlyNils

10 Dollar Baller, nohr.. is it garbage to follow competitive food eaters YouTube channels? I'm hooked on Notorious BOB who you guys really need to have as a guest. Pennsylvania legend.

Jawn_Wick

Haven’t had one read. 10$ homie. Is it garbage when at the deli counter ordering by dollar amount and not weight? Lady in front of me said give me 5$ of American cheese, it blew my mind never thought of that as an option.

TuddysCouch

Youse ever set an alarm clock to call in sick for work?

thomas rothermel

N.H.O.R is it garbage to be Currently rocking the ny state enhanced id(classy) Just turned 37 and never had a permit yet drove from Syracuse to California and back Wisconsin the Carolina’s Oregon Florida shits straight if you don’t drive like a jerk off…..all the time

Fluffhead

I uhhh…borrowed… 20 dollars from my sister to get a pair as a kid. Both she and my parents didn’t realize I borrowed the money until the hands were open and box was gone , sorry sis. (Paid her back)

D

Is it garbage to make a daily list for yourself and include things like shower, eat, brush teeth, etc.? You know to able to cross things off to make yourself feel productive.

jakereno

Ever fist fought a parent? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her high school graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper

huskygenes

Do you have a favorite entrance or way to get in the mall? Shout out Boscov’s at the ocean county mall

Acuz

Ask or Axe

Acuz

Yeah, but in order for it to count someone has to say that doing so is bad for you.

Yhung M.B.K

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage that my grandma would take me and my siblings to the train tracks behind our neighborhood to put pennys on the rails, extra points she was barefoot everytime feet black like asphalt and would smoke 10 marb reds on the way.

Cousin Vinny

10$ homie and soul sista family here. Looking to help settled an argument. Youse say Bathroom or Restroom in public? We were at a nice spot in SD and I said excuse me where is hour bathroom. I was greeted with a Snarky “our restroom Is down the hall to the right”. After that I wanted to kill myself thinking I’ve spent 35 years saying the wrong potentially trashy name of the place to pee in public.

Kip’pizza

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to forget that you're wearing a "Kippy's Heating and Cooling" shirt, and have someone think it's the real name of my company? I was at a supply house grabbing a few small items, and wearing the t-shirt. The guy behind the counter asked me why he can't find my account in their system. I told him that I should definitely be in there. He then asked, "are you Kippy? Could the account be under your last name?" I then realized that he was looking at my shirt, and typing in what he saw. Home run on the design of that t-shirt boys!

Stephen Greathouse

Is it garbage to open chip bags from the bottom because I never want them knowing my next move.

Clay is the Way

Gifted $10 homie, First time long time, is it trashier to have the TP roll clockwise or counterclockwise. My girl does counterclockwise and I switch it every time I'm putting in work on the throne. Clockwise gang, Peace

Crustine

Definitely. This is hilarious.

webbsabi

First time homie with a question over here, is it garbage if your mom puts pumpkin seeds leftover egg noodles blueberries tomatoes croutons and chopped up pickles with ranch dressing in her salad? P.S I shit you not she calls it a garbage salad

Anthony

Ripe $10 dollar homie, as a former fat guy is it garbage to still do the fat guy shirt pull down? I remember wearing black and pulling the shirt back into place as if people wouldn’t notice the obvious.

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 bozo here, never had one read. Is it garbage to accidentally give yourself an enema with your new bidet? Talk about not being jammed up anymore.

Ray Greeko

Boys wtf happend with the AC show? Been planning on coming to see u guys after not being able to last year

99 Jeep Liberty

In coastal Alabama there’s a sign with an arrow off the highway that says FOLEY. The arrow points directly at a Buc-ee’s

JOEHAMSANDWiCH

Long time garbage man never had one read… is it garbage if you run out of dental floss so you ask your girlfriend for a piece of her hair? Side note she uses her hair as dental floss… ☠️

Forgotten Jellybean

Is it garbage if your dad comes home with take out (two or three in him) even though my mother lovingly prepared a roast dinner?

Milk Farts

10 dolla holla had 3 questions read. No big deal. Printing suggested tip percentages on a bill. Yikes....

ItsOpossomO’clock

Are you garbage if you posted part one of the Disney trip three years ago and then never posted anything else ever again

Ridge Russo

Why did you guys cancel the Atlantic City show?

ArtisanBum

First time long time. Is it garbage to put extra shredded cheese on your frozen pizzas? I would always layer a quarter bag of cheddar on top of my Totino's party pizzas as a kid. Made that shit real gourmet.

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

$10 Foley enabler, never had one read. Is it garbage to tell the county your cat is dead to avoid paying $25 per year in pet license fees?

Foley's Taint

$10 long term homie. Never had one read. Have you ever pretended to be reading part of an order off your phone at a fast food spot so you can order double food and not look like a complete fat ass...

I.B.Stea1in

Is it trash to have one of those wacky waving inflatable tube guys at your wake?... I live near a funeral home and came back from work to see this wacky yellow inflatable tube guy going nuts while people coming by to pay respect to the deceased. I got pics to prove it.

Matt Falcon 666

10 dollar homie never had one read. Ever use shampoo as body wash?

Thomas Brecto

Can the next patreon goal be sending kippy to turkey? Hachi machi

Niko

gang, feel like i'm about to have one of the worst summers so far, would appreciate some wisdom on how to maybe turn it around, cause fall ain't looking great either

Money_Mark97

$10 homie, had one read once... Is it garbage to wear a neck brace on a roller coaster?

Grayson

Live anywhere that had a drop ceiling in a room other than a basement?

The Notorious BLT

Is it garage if I order 2 beers for myself every time me and my lady are at dinner? I order two miller lites for myself every time the waiter asks, p.s. I also have a miller lite tattoo

Shanelle Topp

$10 Canadian homie, super long time listener, 2X show attendee, NHOR. Are you garbage if you have two family members of the same generation with the same name on the same side of the family? I have two aunt Lisas on my mom’s side. Full disclosure, one is blood the other is through marriage. We refer to them as “Sister Lisa” and “Lisa MD.” Lisa MD is not a doctor, but she hyphenated her last name and her maiden name started with an M, her married name starts with a D. Love youse!

Shanelle Topp

Omfg yes hahahahahahahahahahahahha

Brisket Brigade

$10 Foley Fighter, never had one read. Is it garbage to put Pittsburgh Steeler stadium seats on my wedding registry? Wife wants to know what I want added and I need to make sure this is a solid addition

St Louis Swinger

$10 broad, is it garbage if you don’t know your extended families government names? I only know my cousins by first names: Jeremy, Mikey, Pauly

Dan

Watched my dad‘s drunk brick laying buddies beat the hell out of each other in the garage with Hulk hands when I was probably about 7 or 8. Loved every second of it.

99 Jeep Liberty

Underrated Garbage marker: the Bible verse tattoo. Just getting “John 3:16” or “Isaiah 21:12” in a toughguy font.

Benny

Have you ever said “my dad could beat up your dad”?

Husker Hoagie

$10 homie long time listener, never had one read, AYG if you found a shopping cart in the alleyway behind your house when you were 12 and your mom let you wash it off and put it in your room to use as a clothes hamper?

normandybeachsurfclub

Is it garbage to eat croutons with eggs because your girlfriend is now “baking bread” (no bread was made)

Luke’s Boat Shoes (No Socks, Obviously)

Is it garbage that when you go to the Chinese restaurant and you see Asian people eating there for your mom to point at them and whisper “See that’s how you know it’s good”. There was one sit down Chinese restaurant and that my parents would do this at all the time

Keenie weenie

First time long time, NHOR. Are you garbage if you bought your first legal beer at Chipotle on your 21st birthday? I thought I was Johnny cool guy but they didn’t even ID me

Ben

$25 Planet Fitness member. I go to the gym in the morning and after I shower and brush my teeth. Lately I’ve been using the hand dryers to dry off my toothbrush so it doesn’t get moldy in my zip lock bag.

Ohio-IT-Garbage

$10 Beautiful Man , is it garbage to scout all of the garage sales in your area and wait until they’re over so you can scoop up all the free stuff they put at the curb?

CFO- Chief Fat Officer

$20 Investor since 2022. Never had one read. F**k, Marry, Kill. Pizza, chicken tenders, cheesesteak.

jakereno

$10 shareholder here. Ever fist fight one of your parents? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her high school graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper.

Foley’sFolly

Is it trash to do the Costco just for the hotdog combo

Proud garbage man

10$ homie never had one read is it garbage to take your 3 year old daughter to the doctor and while you’re there ask if the swelling on your neck is of concern or just walk it off

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Fatboy here, Never had one read. Are you garbage if you refuse to sign up for McDonalds rewards, because its your last time going there? Yeah, 100 times now.

BuschLightandFireball

$10 associate, never had one read. Which one is garbage, throwing something in the oven directly on a cookie sheet? Or putting aluminum foil(Reynolds Wrap) on the cookie sheet first before cooking?

J

Are you garbage if when you get drunk off the mountain rum of the Berkshire’s you eat 2 pounds of cheese? I’ve been drunk twice in the part few years in both times ended with me eating 16 ounces of sharp cheddar and 16 ounces pepper jack. Apparently I’m a cheese slut once the rum gets ahold of me.

Disco Biscuits & Gravy

Do y’all have anyone in your family who can’t swim? I just found out half my garbage family don’t float.

Adam West

10 dollar homie! Ever take a sweaty dump in a public restroom? The absolute worst

Mas

You need to get Richard Christy - or better yet, Richard AND Sal.

Take the Foley, Leave the Cannoli

Hey bozo! Caitlin Peluffo just dropped her comedy special on YouTube. She was on Kevin Hart’s funny AF. Have a laugh. Come on Kippy get her on the show, I’m your neighbor in the burbs don’t make me give out your address (I would Never… just open the black mail would work) come one let’s get this women’s story off with the family episodes.

Brycen Haggard

$10 homie, NHOR are you garbage if you park in the grass in front of the house.

Mike Hawks Long

10$ homie since birf, Ever wear mismatch shoes ?

Big Titted Animal

$10 I w had one read but… as a child was a bus kid, I lived 30 mins away from my school (not the city, rural area in central Cali). I used to sleep until my stop, I could still have a restful nap while still being able to feel the stops and I could tell when it was getting close to mine and I’d wake up. Is this a garbage spidy sense skill?

Friend of The Show

10 dollar stock holder here. Is it garbage to stay in the same clothes you road tripped in once you arrive at the hotel?

TiceNits

$10 homo here. Never had one read. How old is your sponge in your kitchen? Or, how long ago should it have been thrown away?

Taylor from the Trailer

$10 homie here. No hope of ever having one read. What’s the trashiest way to say someone died? My mom (RIP) used to refer to her eventual passing as “someday when I croak”.

Harry Potter’s Uncle

Longtime homie, had two read (nbd), have you ever been kicked out of a grocery store for public intoxication? Friend got booted from a Winn Dixie in Tampa a few years back.

Pete Seidel

$10 long-time bird! Never had one! Is it garbage to use sticky candy to get food out from being stuck in your molars? Example.. eat chips and then chew a piece of taffy to pull out the mashed chips from your teeth 😂

I wasnt fat back then

10 dollar former 95 lumina owner here. Is it garbage or trashy to have a bandaid on your neck . my home girl has one from a cat attack and boy does it look trashy

Uncle Hank’s Discarded Boxers

$10 shareholder, never had one read. Is it garbage if a homeless man turned down a smoke you offered him? For reference I used to smoke Cheyanne cigars and offered one to homeless man when he asked for a cigarette. A man living on the street declined my free smoke.

Cameron Sneed

Hey boys ftlt never had one read got a home run here is it garbage if you forget to take your dip out before you go into a Olive Garden so on the down low put it in the cloth napkin and realize it’s still there after you have already left

Alexis

Not an AYG question but have youse ever been to The Stoogeum? Used to be open to the public, now will open by appointment, it’s a Three Stooges Museum just outside Ambler, my dad used to take me and we’d spend hours and hours (it was free how ya doing) to look at old memorabilia and watch them show episodes in their screening theater. Would be SUCH a good patreon ep to take foley there.

The VanB Boys

10 dollar home for years, never had one read. Is it trash to rub one out at your buddies house in your teens after peeping his hot mom in a bathing suit?

Garbage sommelier

Is it garbage to refer to things you don’t like as, “for the birds”

MC

Ever had to walk around with one shoe on?

Michael

First time long time is it garbage to borrow $10 from your dad while you’re in rehab to catch up on the hard feelings episodes. Ps I’m 56 days sober today boys

Tuddy'sCutties

i ask a lot, NHOR heard y'all coming after cottage cheese recently... is it garbage if your go-to snack is cottage cheese w hot sauce? Try it, love youse

Tootie and the blowfish

Did you guys ever try to be toothpick guys ? That’s a very old school cowboy/ farmers thing down here in the south. Grandpas always have a toothpick in the headliner above the visor in their truck. Love you guys keep the bugman away

Throb Lowe

Throb Lowe $20 found at the laundry. Is is garage to have the fan plaques that you buy at the sport stores in the mall, in all honesty its just a photo and cheap pizzazz. That being said I have many 85 bears and jordan plaques.

Taylor Ross

Ever door dashed a case of mich ultra?

jakereno

$10 shareholder and FNG for the army of garbage. Ever fist fight a parent? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her high school graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper.

SteveUrkle12

$10 homie Have you ever microwaved a s’more? Caught my girlfriend doing it the other day and I was appalled

FuckTardFrank

$5 Bozo NH1R. Are you garbage if the only love advice you got from your dad is, "never fall in love with the first girl that swallows". Jokes on him, I married the second girl that did it.

Foley's hitman aka Bug Man's Assassin

Five year long bozo 1st day as a homie never had one read Trevose trash here Is it garbage to get jumped in the Bathroom at the Wonderful veterans stadium for explosive diarea and yes was dumping while getting hit and kicked😂😂 But to top it all got thrown into the jail for God knows what. So after holding me long after the game they just opened a door to a mulch bed and I'm not 100% but I believe I had to jump those iron fences. No money no ride no phone no problem different times I'm 45 if I was stuck without money a ride or phone I'm going freak out Love you guys and coming up with the smartest and dumbest podcast on earth

Notorious B.U.G.

Filthy animal, never had one read…Is it garbage to treat a 2‑liter like a multi-purpose tool—drink out of it during a game, then use it as a piss bottle so you don’t miss anything?

Don’tdoublelediptheAmex

$10 homie never had one read, am I garbage if I see how much my car is worth on carvana well knowing it’s not worth 500?

Don’tdoublelediptheAmex

Not smokers jackets but smokers sweatshirts, burning one before work I keep a sweatshirt in my car to wear when doing such that way I don’t smell that bad keeps the cologne fresh on the dxl harbor bay black tshirt

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie - NHOR (sorry for yelling earlier) here’s some father’s day fodder. AYG if you finally sold the “project vehicle” your dad bought you at 13 (i turn 38 this year); old Jeep, 1st listed at 10K & a 😂 on FBM. expectations lowered to 7K, no takers. PRICED DROPPED to 5K. some low ball, dirt bags (ykwya). 1st potential buyer returns from a test drive and gas is leaking from the bottom of the tank. they drop the tank using my grandfather’s tools, it stopped leaking and they put the tank back. how do I negotiate? they need time. 3-4 hours later, your boys got a fat stack a hunerds. see youse in Denver, I’m buyin.

Hal Hugh Duwayne

$10 homie - NHOR - AYG if you quit your secure, high paying job in your late 30s to start a food truck selling burritos for $5 called ‘Tight Wads’ (the burritos are rolled tight, they’re made with good, simple ingredients & sold at $5 - the target market are tight wads) hmu

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 blue collar homie never had one read. Is it garbage that my girl brought home a VHS player with VHS tapes so we could have some nostalgia?

Robert

$5 Bozo, how garbage is it to have a trampoline in your front yard? Someone in my neighborhood just set one up on their front lawn for summertime. It takes up the entire front lawn too. One double jump, and someone’s ending up on the roof of that house 😬🫣

ThatHummerCouple

First time, long time. Never had one read. Is it garbage to take your kid with you to panhandle on a highway exit? I’m a tow truck driver and seen this during the winter. Kid was maybe 12 years old and it was 28° outside.

99 Jeep Liberty

Just heard Kippy mention Great Wolf Lodge on a recent public episode. Would be a home run of a Patreon goal!!!

J Ro

$10 trash bag. Is it garbage to have to buy shoes on the fly because you lost them out of a moving car window? My wife and I were on our way to a funeral after a day at the beach. We were all banged up. She had her feet out the window and her sandals fell off as we were driving down the highway

Harry Potter’s Uncle

Is it garbage if you refer to a standard aluminum mixing bowl as a ‘popcorn bowl’

AuntTuddiesUddies

5 dollar homie aka fat bizzo, never have one read, is it garbage if you clip your finger/ toenails over the toilet for easy cleanup? Bonus Q - is it garbage if you lose one and leave it cause you can’t see it on the battroom floor.

LaxCoach72

I once saw a girl fight that ended with a scream, and the other girl spitting out a nipple.

PancakesForDinner

$20 city hick NHOR Youse ever forget your TriDent on the way to work?

Howard Huntley Lloyd IV

Newish hommie. AYG if you drink a cold Corona while walking 2 dogs? It gets a little problematic but I make it happen.

GarBagge

I routinely hit 35k in the dairy warehouse. Definitely use it as the reason I don't work out or excersice 😂

Mary

Damn I work in a candy warehouse and never get close to 35k😭 good for you

Rusty

Josh Francis is trash.. you need him on. Guns we’re drawn at his wedding

Davey

$10 homie NH1R- AYE if u ever received a graduation card with singles in it? My GF just graduated with a doctorate and for her graduation party my buddy gave her a card comprised of 20s 10s 5s and singles

Tony Clifton JR

10 dollar homie. Is it garbage to buy a 24 oz Arizona iced tea, take your snips to cut the top & bottom off and slit the side with a razor blade so you can make a cloaking device for your tall boy of Budweiser on a job site?

double_D_tuDDy

$10 soul sista, never had one read. Is it garbage if you rented a vhs porno to watch with your friends at your high school graduation party? We were watching it in my room and my entire family and family friends were in the living room at the party. This was 2006.

The bugman Rollie foley

Is it garbage that your older brother used to sit on your head and sing last resort by papa roach to bully you?

Masonjar Martini

First time long time, NHOR. Is it garbage to breastfeed your baby inside of a Burger King? I specifically told my wife I didn’t even wanna bring the little guy in there, because you never know what’ll happen. But we did anyway. Sure enough, she’s feeding the baby partway through our meal and about 20 teenagers roll in ready to pounce on this teenage girl eating with a few friends. Never again man. We rolled out of there as fast as possible

Brandon White

10 dollar homie.. never had one read… is it garbage to build your own flatbed out of of 2x4’s for a pickup. From sw Missouri and it’s kinda a thing down here

Peter Dauer

10 dolla homie - is it garbage if you jump start your car with a random piece of wire and a drill battery because your aaa expired ?