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Weekly Discussion Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-26 15:48:42
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2026-08

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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse!

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Big Honkin Awoogas

$10 dollar Walmart Pool, NHOR, Is it garbage if your mom has a vanity license plate on her 2008 Chrysler 300, so she got you one for your first car? It was a 1993 Buick Roadmaster and had no business having a custom plate. Her plate said G1NGER

Seymour Weiner

Ever say, "That's not a threat, that's a promise"?

Bestpalkippy

AYG if you're a cash only business?

Doink Lord

Are you garbage if you get drunk at a water park with your adult friends, and lose your wallet?

Liam

Hey-o! Is it garbage to refer to Cleveland as the Mistake-on-the-Lake?

Italian by Injection

Is it garbage to yell out your car window as you pass a golf course to intentionally fuck up someones swing? Just to give myself a good chuckle

Foleys fungus farm

$10 homie never had one read. Ayg if you walk around with your shoes un tied

100K Amex points

How many free trial email addresses does it take to be trash

James McCauley

$10 homie haven't had one read - is it garbage if your iced tea doesn't taste good at a restaurant, to bring powdered mix of your own and put it inside the drink to make it taste better? One Spanish restaurant in Staten Island NY that I went to had this kind of drink and it didn't taste like the actual thing, so I used Lipton mix; now it actually tasted like iced tea. Lol

Aunt Tuddys bar tender

Bozo for at least four years - never had one read. Is it garbage if you had a 80 gallon fish tank in the kitchen while growing up. To my dad’s credit it was pretty nice. Cleaned once a week with some pretty sick fish but, it was in the kitchen.

Foley Sizemore

16 dollar Canadian homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have a double cousin. My mom's sister married my dad's brother and had my cousin a month after I was born

HouseMoneyAnt

$10 homie checking in - is it garbage to get in the shower with a mouth full of food? Jumped in with about an egg bite & a half and didn’t feel right chewing under running water.

Jarek J.

$10 homie never had one read.. is it garbage to smoke a heater in a porta potty?

timchilla

Are you garbage if you use a scissors to cut up your food before eating?

Nic Pouches Sr.

First time very long time Canadian supporter - cutting your finger nails at the in-laws dinner table. At Sunday dinner, but not during dinner.

Lady Esco

Is it garbage to use a cigarette in place of a birthday candle? My husband and his friends picked up a cupcake for their golf partner’s birthday but no one had a candle so they threw a heater on there. Love youse!

Caddie Master Tim

Shooting for hat trick. Is it garbage to ask for American cheese to be thinly sliced. Like skin thin.

Galileo Garbagio

Is it garbage to have always pictured Patti as Mac’s mum from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” - I don’t know why but I’ve never been able to help it. That or “Angry Grandma”.

Lookinatyoubigman

Lylnhor Is it garbage to find multiple homies in your 30 day rehab?

Joshua Sowell

Homie since ‘21 What’s classier: sparkling or still water on your bedside table for bed?

Ed

$10 over drafter NHOR. Is it garbage to leave a half smoked heater on the tire of your car while you run into the store so you can finish it after???

Nick Farino

Hey gang $10 Cleveland delta flight contributor never had more than 6 read. Is it garbage that my car got totaled while listening to family game night where foley was trying to justify a shipwreck picture.

Trev Dawg

s it garbage for your parents to take you to a Hoss’s or Bonanza steak house on special occasions and only let you order the salad bar? We went 3-4 times a year and literally never ordered a menu item

G Money Fartin

$10 Foley Enjoyer is it garage to bite your finger nails off and use it as a tooth pick?

Gearbox

$10 longtime homie, nhor- Is it garbage to leave out apple cider vinegar to deal with fruit flies?

Dosh

ayg if you go back to work at the mx restaurant you worked at in high school, shout out veracruz in middletown ohio

Heavybikechemies

$10 Las Vegas homie. Saw a woman with tap lights on her car’s busted headlights. I don’t need to ask if that’s garbage, I just need you to know about it.

licking peanut butter off my dogs asshole

Currently sitting in a passport photo place and the girl with a mustache made me wear a blue button down that smells like curry cause my shirt is white. Is it garbage to walk out the door right now so I don't have to have a terrible passport photo ?

Tim Campbell

$17.39 Canadian homie. NHOR Based on Kippys ice cream cone judgement, you've ever eaten a banana sideways to avoid comments?

Dosh

nhor ayg if you take a video while you go through the car wash and post it to your socials

WarmTunarHoagie

$10 dollar tuna club of the month member, NHOR, is it garbage to say “What just let out?!” When trying to leave your driveway and more than 2 cars pass your drive? Love youse, #FoleyForMayorCLE

Pete Seidel

$10 long time bird! Never had one!!! Is it garbage to use gummy candy to pull stuck food out of your molars? 👀 Nothing like a swedish fish after a bag of chips to clean your teeth out.

Cory

$10 homie NHOR: Are you garbage if your parents have been married more than once? Asking for a friend... Cheers from a fellow PA (Scranton) bozo love yas!

Lou Sassle

Is is garbage to use the car's defroster to clean the vape residue off the inside of your windshield?

Bumming Heaters

$10 homie never had one read! Is it garbage to bring a couple of tall boys to watch your homies adult softball league games on a Monday night?

T

First time long time, last time you were in a convertible with cloth seats?

Chance223

10$ homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you have shower beers? Yes beers plural

Olivier Caron

10$ homie never had one read, is it garbage if your idea of dressing up is wearing a clean denim shirt?

Foleys Come Sock

AYG if you’ve been 15-20 mins late to dentist because you had to stop home to brush your teeth. My mom always made us brush our teeth first and she made me go home after finding I smoked a row of Chips Ahoy

Berks County Heater

$10 homie NHOR. Kippy are we building that koi pond or what? Anyway, are you garbage if you put hotdogs in a tumbler, cover them with boiling water, and take them with you on road trips as “to-go dogs?” Been doing it since I was 12

Lunchbox9164

Long time $10 pusherman. NH1R is it garbage to plan your meals for the week around what is on sale at the grocery store? Also we shop at 4 different stores to get the deals on all the different groceries. (Hyvee, Aldi, Target, Costco)

Mikey Varnado

Coming to you from the southern branch in MS, NHOR. Is it garbage if your friends first dance at their wedding was on the four square court at the local Methodist church?

RoyEMunson

When’s the last time you wore overalls?

DadVibes

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you bring your own mic stand to bar karaoke?

James Levisee

Newer $10 homie. Are you garbage if you bring your own cup into a convenience store to refill at the fountain station? Circle K sells a 5 gallon bucket sized tumbler that you can refill for about a buck. It seems extremely trashy when people walk in them.

Luke's biggest fan

Is it garbage to actually know how to play minesweeper? I’ve been married to my wife for two years and caught her playing minesweeper the other day. When I asked her if she actually knew how to play, she said yes and that she’s been playing since she was a kid. She’s 31. I thought this was a game for the elderly and I never met someone who knew how to play. I just used to click random squares

Kippy’s Pool Boy

$10 dollars homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to repurpose a car floor mat as the mat under your dogs water and food bowl? A mat is a mat 🤙🏻.

100K Amex points

Should have mentioned, I have 3, and when I get jammed up with matching phone number my back up is moms

Ronnie Tsunami

Is it garbage if you rent a nicer car to go buy a new one because the one you have would make you look too desperate?

caitlyn

$10 dumb broad here, is it garbage to tell people i have allergies so they don't make me taste shit i don't wanna taste? it's hard to keep up with, the other day i got hit with "aren't you allergic to cinnamon?"

Netanfuckyou

Is it garbage to be sponsored by Wayfair?

Brendan O

Asking until my question gets read. Does your work let you wear a bandana?

Casey

$10 homie, never had one read! Are you garbage if your grandpa brought a massive stash of plastic McDonald’s forks to your family picnic? He had them all saved up from all of his Big Breakfasts. (Also shout out Grandpa was a Bucks County man!)

Uzeeavarr

Youse ever vacuum a central ac air filter instead of replacing it?

Mark Grossmann

Twenny dollar big baller here, NHOR, do you or anyone you know say "could of" instead of "could have"? (Same goes for would & should)

Trash Bandicoot

Is it garbage to have one person in your extended family die and now you don't talk to that side of the family anymore? My great grandma died when I was 12 and I haven't seen hardly any of those relatives since the funeral. I think someone accused someone else of stealing but they didn't really tell me because I was 12.

Foley's padawan

$10 dollar homie NHOR Is it garbage if i have to doordash and instacart for the Patreon? I've been a homie since November of last year and I can't go back to not having the patreon lol

DrugzInATony

$10 Homie, grateful to have had 1 read. How often are you checking your local county jail inmate list?

Mary

Asking this until it gets read! $10 homie, long ass time listener. My husband has a good sense of humor so stop ignoring this one👀 Is it garbage to brag about your step count for the day? I told my husband i hit 15k yesterday (nbd) Ps he's in a wheelchair and I bust his balls on the daily because it's the only way we can cope with this

Carl_Eats_Snax

Atlantic City Garbage here, 10 dollar outstanding dues owed Elks member… NHOR Do you pronounce the word: “regular” as reg - YOU - lar or reg - UH - lar ?

Alex Tonello

Have you ever considered yourself an expert at flicking cigarettes?

Jon Reynolds

Jonny5000 first time long time Not so much a question, but a funny story. So my buddy went home from the bar drunk, and ordered Pizza Hut for delivery. He sat in the chair on the porch while waiting for the driver and he passed out. The driver showed up and saw him there sleeping. She beeped the horn in the car a few times trying to wake him up and he didn’t move. She figured he was dead and called 911. Two cops, the fire truck, and an ambulance show up. The cops woke him up questioned him and realized he was fine. It was a big scene just to wake a guy up. After they all left, he went inside and ate his pizza.

Michael Starr

Is it trash to have little free standing decorations in your house (kitchen, bathroom)? My mom has always had these little decoration things that just sit like by the sink in the bathroom. Like a little heart that says “Blessed”. It looks ok but I always end up hitting it and knocking it down. Like every day. Or she’ll have some thing on the wall that I always end up Hitting when I walk by. I always cuss her out to myself when it happens and it just happened this morning and it made me think it’s just trashy. Rich people aren’t walking around hitting things on their wall or knocking things down by their sink because THEY DONT PUT THEM THERE! You guys tell me..

Nick Rosemann

Have not had one read, love you guys! How young is to young to be rewarded with beer, in 4th grade I got 3 sacks in a little league football game and my pop bought me a 6 pack of Zima!

H8XWYF

Big fan and $20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read... Seeing as how Foley's old man was in the Navy as well, I'm curious to hear his opinion on this. Is it garbage to mix Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper in order to get away with drinking while in the barracks? I was in Norfolk, Virginia at the time and no alcohol was allowed in the barracks. A buddy I had been in boot camp with and I were essentially just waiting to be shipped out to our first duty station after finishing A-School (a post boot camp training school). We ended up being shipped out to the Nimitz Class supercarrier the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, and of the two of us, I ended up working on the flight deck assisting in the launching and recovery of every aircraft and fighter we had (no big deal...). We had nothing to do but watch movies on my laptop after working hours. So after work we'd get a 6pack of those 24 ouncers of Dr. Pepper, dump out about a third of each one, and replace it with Captain Morgan - we called 'em Dr. Morgan's. Yes you could also theoretically drink these while in uniform, because you could not smell the booze - not that a fine upstanding gentleman like myself would condone such an egregious violation of the UCMJ of course.

Smelly Bandit

$10 Contributor to the Church of Garbage... had a few read... Is it trash to be such a super fan of the podcast that you keep a log of things on your phone from the show? Example, I have been keeping a list of funny names mentioned on the show (sometimes used as aliases): Triglyceride Terry Dr. Andy Feathersnatch Burger She Wrote (wink wink) DuPont Danny Fragile Freedy Mermen Swiss Army Fingers ... plus 30 or so others A record of questions asked that were used and what episode they appeared in - my favorite: Having a beer with with "breakfast for dinner" because Danny Sodes was on and riffed on it. A playlist of episodes where the big man says in the intro "if you're gonna grab yourself a best friend, why not make it a Kippy" - because the bird loves it. Plus a ton of other nerdy shit. Love youse!

She Crab Poop

10 dollar homie here! Is it garbage to call microwaving something “nuking it” my dad says “nuke it for 30-45 seconds” whenever he reheats something

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor who still hasn't had one read. Love youse two anyway though. When I was about 7-8 years old we lived next to a 100-acre cow/sheep farm that was right off of Highway 101 in southern Oregon. Our bus stop was literally on the highway, and we had to walk a mile down a dusty gravel road to our house surrounded by cow and sheep pastures (really rural shit). One time my single mother of eight kids had to "Old Yeller" the family cat, with the .22 rifle she slept next to, after an unknown animal attacked it in the night - she suspected raccoons. The cat was suffering and nothing could be done. I can still remember crying as soon as I heard the "pop." Whatcha think, is it garbage? P.S. And yes we walked that mile to and from our bus stop every day alone. And yes, we also had a creek to swim in nearby. We weren't "crick" people, but were definitely creek kids. I feel there's a very distinct difference between the two lol. We would also disappear into the woods for hours on end with no absolutely no adult supervision building forts and "playing Indian," the oldest of us being maybe 12. Which is how we got our pet sheep. We stumbled upon what looked like a murder scene (the mother had given birth and blood was everywhere), and the farmer next door let us raise it for awhile. My mom named him Lamb Chops.

hvaczach

How do you guys feel about adults eating Funyuns?

H8XWYF

$20 Domestic Investor and long time fan who still hasn't had one read. Are you garbage if your freshman English teacher taught your class that a handy way of remembering how to spell 'Analysis' is by breaking it up into the question, "Anal, why sis?" Over 20 years later and I cannot spell that word without that method of spelling it rolling through my head 😂

Jesse Arreola

Hello $10 dollar homie. Is it garbage to eat a rotisserie chicken bought from Costco at the Costco dining area?? I saw this family at Costco all sitting together the dining area and crush a chicken. No drink, no pizza, no hot dogs! Just a roto!! And of course fingers were the utensils!! I could never and I found out I was trash through this show!

will larkin

is it garbage if you come home with food from different fast food places?

H8XWYF

Few things in life are better than scratching an itch right after clipping your nails.

DMo

We wanna know where TF is Simple Hank spending all his money? We know it was drugs and food before but you be living in a basement now?!

A A RON

$10 amigo here Is it garbage to trade in your current car while it's at the dealership getting repairs done under warranty? My wife's 2024 Hyundai was at the dealership for 2+ weeks, she eventually had enough and went next door to Toyota to get a brand new SUV and told them she'll bring them the trade-in in a few days

Kraig WithaKay

FTLT- NHOR. Is it garbage to name your first born child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? Lady I know named her daughter Millie Lou (M.L.) because her dad drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

Ryan

$10 American homie in Belgium. NHOR. Is it garbage if your son is older than your brother-in-law?

Meatball150

10 dollar homie, have had a couple read... AYG if you default to the handicap bathroom stall when possible?

Pg

10 dollar blue collar. NHOR You ever say a loved one died to get out of work. No one died and if I start a new job I can restart the family count.

bbhre

Are you garbage if your dad was friends with Hunter S Thompson and all he left you was a autographed poster and $47k in debt? Someone please buy this poster I'm jammed up like Smucker's

Jo Mama

$10 FTLT is is garbage for your dad to make a salad at the toppings bar at fuddruckers. RIP dad and fuddruckers.

pc00pedro00

$10 homie. Is it garbage to put oil back into its original bottle to re use later after frying chicken? I don’t fry things often and I saved the oil after frying chicken and used the full bottle two more times.

Vincent Raia

AYG if you, for no apparent reason at all, don’t release weekend episodes early in the morning?

Matt Cascioli

Never had one read and I lost out on the AC show. Are you garbage if the parent of a kid you coach says to you “i hope you know all i think about when i see you is trash”?

HewieDewieLouie

Ey never had one read over here. Is it garbage to hit the remote start button when showing off your new car just so the homies know you have one?

M F

When's the last time you pissed in a communal trough urinal?

Chris

$20 homie. Is it garbage to have Mickey Mouse decor in your house? The shit you get from like kohls or Marshalls

Macros & Cheese

TDH NHOR- Is it garbage to keep your burnies in the freezer? Not just the extra pack but the current open pack as well. Mechanic in San Antonio (with his own mini fridge and sound system “built” in to the tool box) here. Sometimes you just want an ice cold heater during this summer heat. P.S. I was at the late Saturday Austin show Kippy you were phenomenal live, Foley you were acting “funny”. lol Love youse!

Stone Cold Maybe it's Maybelline

Used to be a $20 warlord but these goddamn tariffs dropped me down to a tener. Is it garbage to take an extra pair of comfy shoes to work to wear under your desk then switch off to the nice ones when you gotta walk around the office?

Chris

$20 homie here. What adult sports are garbage and which are acceptable? I feel like softball or adult basketball is fine. But tackle “semi-pro football” and things like that are straight garbanzos.

Bing

Never had one read. Is it garbage to invent your own games? Like, Man Hunt football where every player has a football and you score by hitting each other.

No Country for Bug Men

$10 bozo here. Youse ever get walked in on taking a dump in a public bathroom. I was about 10 years old at a bagel joint in a single use bathroom when it happened. I'm 40 years old now and still think about it every time I "go" in public restrooms.

Tammy Marie

$10 soul sista never had one read Is it garbage to buy food from QVC and pay for it in installments? My brother did this once and bought burgers for a BBQ (they were awful)

Big Hanks Auto Emporium

PETITIONING TO GET PHILLY LEGEND BAM MARGERA ON!!! Looks like he's healthy and doing a podcast run

Bowling Average = Credit Score

Is it garbage if wifey's dad used to borrow his friend's work van when his car needed work. This thing had 2 seats only (driver and passenger); nothing but empty cargo space in the back. Dad would take the driver's seat (obviously) and the older daughter got the passenger seat. My wife would get sat in a loose lawn chair in the back, sliding on turns and falling over if he had to brake quickly. When Dad would hear her tumbling around like a a coin in an empty coffee can, he'd yell "hang on!".

Monkeyman Slim

$10 hoagie, had one read, but had a recent garbage moment: have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower *while not taking a shower* recently the bird and I were brushing our teeth and I needed somewhere to spit the toothpaste so I just leaned over and used the shower for the rest of my brush. It worked but it didn't feel right

Minimum Payment Patti

10 dollar Top Banana. Never had one read. You ever catch your piece on a tree root going down a Crocodile Mile?

CassieMakesArt

$10 Beautiful Lady/Soul Sister here - NHOR. Are you garbage if you get an extra large cup of ice every time you go to Wawa and then pour bottled water into it to force yourself to hydrate, but then you reward yourself for drinking water by using that same ice for a screamin’ cold Coke Zero or A&W after? 😂😂 Love youse!!

jakereno

Never had one read, have you ever fist fought a parent or adult relative when you where younger? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her high school graduation party. Ps her step mom use to be a stripper

CassieMakesArt

Smoked a row of Chips Ahoy is hilarious

CassieMakesArt

AYG if you ate an entire pack of Oreos as a child and then threw them up all over your dad? 😂😂😂

Amber Crambie

AYG is to me as Sopranos is to Foley

Foleys Come Sock

I read this in Foleys voice speaking to the 7/11 clerk about calling corporate regarding the lack of taquitos

CassieMakesArt

AYG if you snuck up onto the kitchen counter, opened the cabinet, and took and ate an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamins as a child? It was late at night and I wanted them, and I ate the whole damn bottle. My mom found the empty bottle next to my bed and then freaked out and called poison control. Since I didn’t have the ones with extra iron, I was fine. Thank god 😂

Eric

Never had one read. Youse ever put some water in a shampoo or soap bottle when you’re running low just to make it last a little bit longer?

Buster Cherry

Not a question but I have a picture of my ankle all swollen up and ive used it to get out of work at multiple different jobs

Mrs. AssMan

$10 homegirl here.. garbage after getting a new set of cans I’m only watching the bozos? Love youse guys

D-Bo0844

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage that my mom thinks that the Iraqi Denar she has will be re valued and end up being worth millions of dollars. For the past 10 years at least once a month she says “it’s close to happening”

LaxCoach72

$10 homie, disco king’s kid AYG if your adult friends all grew up wealthy? At dinner Friday I told two guys our kids will never know what it’s like to get in a car and worry about making it, *like we did*. They both looked at me like I was a bug and one said “we’ve never had to worry about that.” I forgot they were trust fund babies. Ouch

Brandon Box

LTH and I’ve had one read: are you garbage if you keep your warranty tags on all of your kitchen appliances? Went to visit my sister and they’ve had new appliances for a year. They still have the metal sticker on all of them that say “10 Year Warranty”. Making sure Maytag’s not going to screw them over I guess.

insertstupidnamehere

$10 homie had 1 read. Are you garbage if you tell people about how you have a distance relative that married Dolly Parton nephew? RIP Dolly.

cousin with a jetski

$10 homie nhor Are you garbage if your dad used to tell people it would take a week to fix their car just so he could use it ps he didn’t have a license and would fix these out in the front yard

Jacobo Ochoa

Is it garbage to only call someone through Facebook Messenger? My wife only uses Messenger to call everyone, not FaceTime just calls

Jaydawg

10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage if lasts weeks towel becomes this weeks floor mat? Love youse

Evading Lunacy

Is it garbage if you won't set up the patreon RSS feed on Spotify but constantly talk about how you're climbing the charts? 😜 Fellas, somebody please fix this. It's nearly impossible to try and listen to or watch past episodes on the patreon app because it constantly starts over and doesn't keep track of what you've already seen. Honestly, I'm probably gonna give up my $10 homie spot since it's wasting my time trying to catch up. Every other patreon I'm paying for has an RSS feed on Spotify. Love yous, but get it together.

C N

$ 10 homie Is it garbage if I broke my fingers in second grade and the school nurse used popsicle sticks as a splint?

William Pinnock

Is it garbage to have a family member’s mugshot framed as a memorial photo in your home?

Phillip Oliver Wholes

$10 launderers here. Are you garbage if you take the same cart into multiple different stores? All the stores that we go to are right next to each other in the same complex, so we put our 8 month old in the Target cart, hit Target, go to Michael’s craft, and then the grocery store. We keep him in the same cart through all three stores. We get some weird looks, but we think it’s fine.

BofaDeezNutz

FTLT You know the drill. Is it garbage to reach across a platter at a buffet to grab something on the other side (with the wrong tongs mind you), instead of going all the way around?

Sarah McDonald

Nope, I’m from Latrobe, hour outside Pittsburgh. That’s exactly what Cleveland is, more importantly, The Browns for us Steeler fans!

Trudy Roof

$10 Homie FTLT, when’s the last time you got electrocuted?

Chad

$10 homie never had one read- youse ever been to a wedding where they listed name brand liquor in the signature cocktails, but made all the drinks with well liquor? Quote from the bartender, “idk why the hell it says Tito’s they paid for the well package”. P.S. the only flavor of White Claw was mango, the ‘white wine’ selection was Moscato, and the appetizer course was one grocery store fruit and veggie tray dumped on a platter with a single ranch dip (for 60 people)

Corn Nuts

You ever use a laminator?

Brett

New $10 garbage man NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad and stepmom use a stock tank as an above ground pool?

One Man’s Trash

Long time $10 garbage collector, NHOR. Are you garbage if your 8 year old daughter’s hockey team is selling tickets for a gun raffle as a fundraiser?

Our New Neighborhood

I know it is trashy.... but how trashy is it to spend a free afternoon watching boat loading and unloading fails on YouTube?

Tom Anderson

Is it garbage to be the only kid walking to school?

Foley and the Amazing Technicolor Vape Pen

I'm currently on day 3 of the water shampoo. Can it make it until the weekend? If it doesn't, the hair is probably saying hello to a bar of Irish Spring. No way I'm using the wife's apricot and fairy dust stuff.

Mark Hiscock Jr

10$ investor for Kippys goldtoe sock collection. Never had one read. My entire childhood as long as I could remember we took the same camping vacation. Every year my dad would have me hand roll his heaters for the entire 2 hour car ride. At 12 years old I’ve hand rolled more smokes than ain’t tuddy in her life.

Bar Pie

New $10 homie NHOR, is it garbage if you eat the ketchup from the packet instead of putting it on your food or dipping it? I work for a catering company and saw this guy eat the ketchup from the packet like it was a go-gurt then take a bite of his breakfast burrito.

H.E. Pennypacker

$10 bozo never had one read, is it garbage if you call over the waiter by their full name to get their attention? My brother in law will always wave to the server and call them over like “Edward!” if they introduced themselves as Ed

Joey Bagadonuts

$10 homie new customer NHOR. AYG if youre at the hospital because your wife flipped her car (she's fiiiiiiine) and your whole family comes to the hospital. While in the waiting room your dad runs into a distant cousin? Then asks how to get parking validated on the way out.

Patti

10$ BG, NHOR… ayg if your parents wouldn’t get you a slip and slide so you ran a garden hose over your dad’s tarp and bust your shit that way instead

1millerlight2glasses

Yous ever lose a phone on a roller coaster? I'm down a phone and a hat

Tiff

Is it garbage to buy taco bell hot sauce at the grocery store?

Layton Carroll

$20 new money investor here Is it trash if when you leave the door open in the summer your mom says “you’re letting out the bought air!” 😂

Liam

Currently living in Pittsburgh and that’s the only way I refer to that city over there!

Obiwan-Ka-Foley

What dollar amount necessitates the use of an envelope when putting cash in the offering plate? I always see the elderly using envelopes and I wonder if they are using it to hide how much or how little they are putting in the plate.

TheLazyGardener

When is the last time you bit into a stale redvine

Jonny on the Spot

ayg if your go to stall is the handicap? Gotta have some walk around room after and get your own sink!

Tuddy's baby daddy

Youse ever know anyone who started swinging an imaginary golf club while having a conversation?

jeffrey badker

Is it garbage to have the model of your car as your vanity plate? A person in my town has "MYMILAN" as the plate on their Mercury Milan.

jeffrey badker

Is it garbage to get an OWI while sleeping in your car? I was at a softball tournament and a guy got sauced up and decided to sleep it off in his car at the field. During the night the temp dropped and he started the car to keep warm. The car never moved but since the car was running with him drunk inside the cop gave him a drunk driving charge.

RozayRoss

Are you garbage if you use BROWN LISTERINE?

Trent

Never had one read.. 5 year $10 homie.. idk if it’s garbage or not but have you ever mixed peanut butter in your ice cream? Will change your life.

Abbyville

My coworker uses Tupperware to bring and drink her ice water out of.

Dylan Jones

$10 dumpster diver, first time long time. Is it garbage to call Bolognese, "meat sauce?" It sounds trashy but spaghetti sauce doesn't sound much classier. Calling it "Bolognese" or "Ragu" as a dirtbag hippie sounds a bit pretentious or like a wannabe Guido. What do you's guys call it?

Jessica Byers

You ever had to use unrolled toilet paper out of a ziplock bag?

Kacee S

Or is she a redhead?

Kacee S

Yup. Done the same with A-1 steak sauce, too.

Droobie

10 dollar homie I got a ticket for an open container should I gaslight my 82 year old mother and tell her it’s a scam? I’m 32 love youse

Kacee S

$10 homie, H1R, NBD. Is it garbage to get cold boiled eggs from the local bodega/deli salad bar, but ask for 'em in a coffee cup with hot water poured over em to warm em back up before you crush 'em?

IowaGuy64

$10 IOU is it garbage to turn the passenger seat warmer on while hitting a drive thru cuz you think it will keep the food hot on the drive home?

SnackyP

$10 Angel Investor When was the last time your arm was in a sling?

AnkleClanker44

Is it garbage if my soccer coach made me run extra laps at practice for being late (my mom was the coach and drove us there.)

Wolfy

AYG if your vacation as a kid was going to see you aunts/uncles and cousins living 5 hours away?

FrunkisWalnuts13

$10 Ding Dong. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you buy your dad gifts with the intent of using/ having them later? He never opens stuff we buy him, unless he really needs to use it once, so I bought a bandsaw for him, left it in the box, and a few months later, bam, got a new bandsaw in my shop. It's like having 2 birthdays.

King of county jail

10$ ltnr Youse ever ran your debit car at a gas pump as credit with $1 in your account for authorization and fill your tank up?

Jake Briscoe

the boys want a cop on the show, HAVE DONUT OPERATOR ON!!!

Brisket Brigade

$10 trash compactor here: is it garbage to say “I’m putting my high school skills to use” when people ask what I do for a living? I work in a dispensary and didn’t graduate high school to begin with

Hunter Mitton

$10 Homie, havent had one read...

Dogsinasippycup

$10 blue collar homie NHR, ayg if you got a gym membership just for the showers? My water heater crapped out on me and i had to shower at the planet fitness for 3 months until i got it fixed. Ended up losing 15 lbs in the process

Throb Lowe

$20 found at the laundry homie, Is garage say a sentence like "Man when brushed metals hit market, it must of blow people minds". I said that, and immediately thought of you guys. Luke please don't worry about the context of that conversation.

Cam Cotham

Long time homie- NH1R- how long is too long for a pair of underwear? I just threw out some which I swear I've had since college... 12+ years ago.

Tuddy’s Protégé (edited)

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2026-09-07 11:00 $10 Homie, NHOR: Are you garbage if you’ve paid a homeless person $20 to get your phone back? Happened to my Dad after he lost his phone in a bar parking lot and tracked it down to a local soup kitchen.
2026-08-26 23:48 $10 Homie, NHOR: Are you garbage if you’ve paid a homeless guy $20 to get your phone back? Happened to my Dad after he lost his phone in a bar parking lot and tracked it down to a local soup kitchen.

$10 Homie, NHOR: Are you garbage if you’ve paid a homeless guy $20 to get your phone back? Happened to my Dad after he lost his phone in a bar parking lot and tracked it down to a local soup kitchen.

HanksCandyMan

Long time listener, just joined the Patreon today…is it garbage if you have a cooler in the living room which doubles as a coffee table? the fridge works and is 10 feet away. I’m 36 & live alone. Bonus points it’s covered in stickers (need an AYG one).

Justin Mayo

That's awesome and definitely trash

Cum stain

It garbage to eat the same meals as the inmates as a dentist working in the prison?

Aunt tuddys Friday landscaper

$10 amigo here never had one read. Is it garbage to use shampoo as hand soap after using the restroom because you’ve been out of hand soap for 3 weeks and keep forgetting to buy some.

Garbage is as garbage does.

Is it garbage if the first and only time the bird saw my biological Dad it was on the Local FB who's in jail page?

Only Here 4 Luke

Do youse also feel like a bitch if you’re carrying flowers as a dude? That whole walk back to the car from whichever grocery store I pick them up from is the bitchiest feeling on earth

Scott Rambo

Are you garbage if you put sugar on top of cereal

Lumina living

Never had one read. Mobile dog groomers, trashy or not trashy?

Chuck Richards

What’s up homies. Never had one read and this happened this last week. Are you garbage if you are doing your driving test and see your grandparents along the route cheering you on? Then they meet you after and congratulate you with homemade rolls. I have a pic I’ll send to the email.

Spicyboi

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom started dating your step grandma’s son shortly after she divorced your dad?

Mason

Is it garbage to film the accident or wreck as your passing by? Saw a car engulf in flames minutes after hitting a divided highway divider knew I had to get a video

Gavin H

Yous guys got a toe knife?

Gavin H

Smoke em if ya got em!

And1 to go

$10 oversight committee, never had one read Is it garbage to wait a night to go to the ER, so you can get a penjamin from the dispo first?

Carolyn G

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to wear your emotional support Paulie Walnuts t-shirt to a gyno appointment followed by a second date at the local Chilies? Love youse!

Taylor Notso Swift

Is it garbage if your church would use pieces of pie crust instead of wafers for communion ?

Daniel Terry

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage to have only won candy in a claw machine? I love trying to get stuffed animals for the niece and nephew but candy is the only machine I can win consistently.

Fat Jesus 84

Foleys illegitimate, father new 10 bucks a month for kippys pockets First time writing Is it Garbage to rear end some one in heavy traffic we pull over when they get out you lie and say the person behind me hit my car into them then drove off then you show them the dent in the bumper which is actually from another fender bender incident that happen at my kids school two weeks before

Brad H

FTLT - AYG if when ur dad backs his pickup into a parking stop he does the airbrake sound when he throws it in park

Aunt Tuddy’s Plumber

$10 homie NHOR Is it garbage I liked going to my dad’s house on the weekend cause he had a mega touch from the bar he was a regular at in our kitchen. He dated one of the broads that worked there and she brought it home one day cause they got new ones

Mrs. AssMan

Is this slightly more trash?-have you ever been locked in a bathroom? Multiple times I did as a kid. Single toilet bathrooms still give me slight anxiety

Donald D Bumford III

$10 homie never had one read but Kippy has responded to me on IG so that’s pretty cool. Is it garbage to return your work equipment in a Fine Wine and Good Spirits bag? I work in IT and someone just did this yesterday!

chrisboesch

AYG if you have no chocolate milk powder so you use instant pudding mix instead?

BugmansBedBug

$10 Horn Dog never had one read, Is it garbage to order my main meal from let’s say McDonald’s but order a small fry for the 5 min ride home so when I arrive I still hand my original order of fry’s, I call it a road fry

Shredded Chicken Taco Bowl

$10 long time homie. Never had one read. Need a ruling on customized license plates.

Foleys Come Sock

The chunky the chewy and the original… I will say Chewy has been suss for me lately

TheOtherNewGuyLuke

$10 union member here shout out local 292. NEVER HAD ONE READ! Is it garbage to have a junk drawer in your house ?

Downtoparty

Ayg if you reference how much money someone makes by extending the word cash. E.i. “Doctors make caaaaasssh”

ShaDynasty

Is it garbage to add an S to places that don’t need it? It feels wrong to say “I was at Krogers” instead of calling it Kroger like the sign says

Newman's Dad

Trashy or Classy: Extendable shower head. Love youse guys

Bug Man Jr.

Are you a garage family if you pull over to stop at every scenic overlook?

Grapefruit Seltzer

$5 (got it on sale) beautiful girl here. Is it garbage to tell your upper middle class/private school children unfiltered stories from your trash childhood to teach them a lesson. My kids will be fighting over the tv and I will tell them “when I was growing up my parents wouldn’t pay the utility bills to spite each other. On a regular basis we wouldn’t have TV or cable and on top of that all the lights would be shut off in the house too, so you need to stop fighting and be grateful mom and dad don’t fight and pay the bills so you can watch TV”. Or “if we got hurt from fighting each other afterschool we would just have to bleed out until our mom got home from work at 6pm. You’re lucky I’m here all the time and we have actual bandaids” I told my kids their grandmother died of alcoholism (true story) to scare them away from boozing and my oldest is about 5 years from finding out I was a heroin addict for a few years in my 20s.

Green 97 escort wagon, one red door

$10 bucks that should be going in the collection basket, might have had one read but you never mentioned my name.. is it garbage to drunk booze that was confiscated from teenagers when I busted a woods party working a night patrol? As per your question of course word of the day for cops, NYPD uses colors of the day. You see a crewcut rocking an orange/blue/red... etc gummy bracelet... that dude is on the job. Love yous

Sleezy Pete Seidel

$10 homie might’ve had one read - Is it garbage to have a Ziploc freezer bag that you fill up with ice from the ice cube trays? Never got the freezer door ice maker fixed and no use spending money on one of those bins

Kippy Deep Pulls

$10 homie. Lifelong midwest bozo When you were in school, did you ever use the summer to “reinvent yourself?” In an effort to be a cool guy, I started every year with a new nickname, hairdo, or clothes. Backfired every single time.

Uncle Duck

But nothing gets out butterfinger even if you eat a whole bag of Haribo mix.

Obi Wan Komblomi

$10 garbage gang member here, never had one read because I have never submitted one. Is it garbage to catch yourself telling your kids “ let’s see how you can run in them” when they are trying on shoes? Just like my parents used to do to me.

BigBuckRepairman

$10 bozo, Had one read. Ever thrown a soda (or beer can) over the roof of a car at a road sign at speed?

Ben Dover

$10 beautiful girl never had one read... is it garbage if your dad would rather rip his teeth own teeth out with pliers than go to the dentist? He did this twice in front of me and proceeded to then drill holes through the middle of the teeth and with fishing line made a necklace. RIP dad you crazy bastard. P.S. Florida

will larkin

have you or anyone you know said "that aint holdin up in court"

Kippy’s chiropractor

$10 scholar is it garbage to use a beach towel to take a shower. My mom never told me the difference between a beach and bath towel and I got clowned on a trip with the boys when I used a beach towel to shower. I was looking at everyone like they were crazy and I said "It's a towel what are you talking about".

Tyler Miller

NHOR is it garbage if your grandpa cut your arm with a chainsaw when you were 11

Joe Barrs barber

$10 whatever. Ever open the fridge as a kid and see an open can of beer?

Ya Motha

🤣🤣🤣 love it

Ya Motha

Same!!!!! But its my Dad's hahahahaha

Ya Motha

10$ jawn. I'm a teacher's aide at the same school my kids go to. When I got the supply list...I got some of the supplies from the class I work in 🤣 Didn't steal them...the teacher is super cool and told me take everything hahahaha

TheLazyGardener

How trashy is it during appetizers if you half dip then take a half bite of whatever you are eating. Then dip the side you haven't bitten back into the dip

yellowbirddd

Equinox update?? This is safe space! ps - Foley congrats on the new bird, hachi machi!

Brady Mayo

$10 college homie here, never had one read. Is it garbage to say “worth their weight in salt” instead of “worth their weight in gold?

EverclearShots

10 dollar homie first time comment. Is it garbage to base all of your purchases off of the most cash back rewards with your credit cards to save a few bucks?

All The Toast

Do you bite and chew yer ice cream?

Birdland Bug Boy.

10 dollar sack o shit here, is it garb to empty the the UTZ party mix bucket and refill it with just the snacks and items you like? FIL has got Doritos, bugles, Fritos, pretzels, and Cheetos. What say youse?

Chris

$10 homie nhor. Is it garbage if your mom and sister were pregnant at the same time? My sister(17) was pregnant with my nephew while my mom(40) was pregnant with me. Yes, my nephew was born first.

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 new dad - is it garbage or fiscally responsible to put food in the freezer to prevent it going bad? For example, if you have a bread product you know you can’t use in time, such as bagels, you throw in the freezer so it doesn’t mold. Granted you forget about it half the time and need to throw it out anyways

Genny’s Creamers

$10 homie NHOR, AYG if you are a one car household? The bird and I needed extra cash to close on our house and figured we can get by with one car for while.

Beefy Lovesmilk

$10 poop dollar NHOR Is it garbage to smoke a bowl on my deck while the neighbors are hosting a dinner party - it didn’t help I was shirtless, it really didn’t help I had Puddle of Mudd on the JBL SIDE NOTE- I was out there first and to be fair it was the acoustic version of “Control”, they’re lucky I wasn’t rippin to Pearl Jam b sides

Joey the Lips

Is it garbage if you learned all your Philly slang from watching AYG and have still never been to Philly?

Moondog

$10 long time board member! Is it garbage for your father to drink and collect enough empties every time until he has enough for a free case? “Haven’t spent a dime in years” - so not true

My father wears shoes in the pool

$5 homie, never had one read, Is it garbage to get fired from your job for being to drunk at a company event? Mind you I worked for a beer distribution company where they were handing out beers like cups of water at a marathon.

Lindsay

$10 side chick, NHOR. Is it garbage if you learned the meaning of love by watching your Mom stuff empty beer cans in her purse when your Dad got pulled over for a DUI? PS- He passed the FSTs. F*ck 12 lol

Nick

The last podcast “drive through etiquette” mentioned Providence ri show tickets will be live yesterday but nothing on the website. Any info on this crew?

Bug Man Jr.

Putting “ world famous” anything, trash

Joe Campbell

Please react to @frankiefidilio on instagram. Trust me, this is perfect for the boys.

The Fatador

$10 homie NHOR. Are you garbage if you’re too broke for a home security system, so you buy an ADT sign secondhand and stick it in your yard to keep the riff-raff out?

Upper Decker

KIPPAY 4 words for ya Buffalo Chicken Dip Pizza

Lucas Mueller

Is it garbage if your Mom lit heaters off a toaster that she kept on her nightstand

Big Hanks Auto Emporium

NHOR thought i posted this but don't see it: Is it garbage that growing up we had a tapestry hung on the wall that would be moved from room to room covering holes that were punched into the drywall in case the landlord stopped by before my dad had a chance to fix them. Ps. I realized 25 years later when I showed my wife the tapestry that it was actually just a rug. And it read "it's great to be Irish"

max maxfield

Is it garbage to put magnets underneath your water meter so the dials turn slower?

Ann

10$ homie (beautiful girl) for like 4 years! Never had one read: Is it garbage when you were a kid and you got stung by a bee your parents told you to “rub some mud on it” ?? Love you guys!!

Aunt Tuddys bar tender

More in-depth on the type of fish, it was a fresh water tank and we had 2 Oscars, some angel fish, a sucker fish and some small sharks.

TuddysMugMan

$10 Wawaweasel Do yous say anti-bi-otics or Annie-bi-ah-tics?

Mr. Chilly

9 euro foreign investor here. is it garbage to be a Korean tire wholesaler?

Radloff003

$10 garbage can here, Never had one read what’s more trashy the small hotel soap or the hotel that has the bottles of soap attached in the shower?

Matt

$10 silent partner, never had one read. Is it garbage to call a vehicle a “vee-hickle”?

Genny’s Creamers

AYG if youse had anyone in your friend group whose nickname was based on their favorite drink?

Pabst on the Porch

$10 homie NHOR. Listening to old episodes and just finished the Worst Teachers. I hated my algebra teacher in middle school. I failed nearly every test and quiz which of course led to me saying stuff like she’s a fuckin bitch. My alcoholic drug addict stepdad tried to help me with my homework and confused X from algebra with X being 10 in Roman numerals. So needless to say, that made math hard. She was entertained by me saying he knew what he was talking about cause he “had a 10th grade education” (he was proud of that…) Still passed the class cause the teacher was sweet and gave me lots of participation grades.

Joey P

Brand New $10 Hommie-Strictly Due to Influx of Drywall Repair and Repaints on the Sidework tip. NHOR Is it Garbage to play Youth League Football for the Wildwood Islanders(shoutout), on the same team with your 15 year old Brother at 8 years old because you're above the 125 LB weight class? I was his center and he was the QB. I made it through practices, but maybe only 2 offensive drives in the scrimmage game before getting knocked out. My brother and Dad both gave me shit for "quitting" the team for years. Our volunteer O Line Coach was missing most his teeth and was once on the Eagles practice squad, even brought us all to a Birds Monday Night Game as a team. Wildwood in the 90's...love yall

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

10$ homie have had one read (no biggie) Are you garbage if you learn your aunt and uncle got divorced from a local music shop owner? I live out of town and didn’t the news until I needed a new set of strings.

TotalFumble

Hey fellas $10 never had one read, wondering what the most jammed up pack of heaters you ever smoked was, I had a stint of USA golds, which is not great, but a homie used to smoke Pyramids and we still bring it up almost 10 years later. Also if foley wants to make that tattoo a reality I’m available everyday in New Hope lol 🫶

Abe

AYG if you can tell the different brands of Benadryl by taste, original vs. Safeway/Kroger/Walmart

Big Beezey!

10 ducket homie from Chicargo, never read on air, how garage is it to wash down medications with room temp coffee?

Cory

FTLT NHOR - Have you or anyone in your family ever had your car commandeered by the FBI?

Supreme Hobo

10$ Menthol Mike. never had one read. Is it garbage to use a flathead screwdriver as a temporary door handle for more than a month?

Supreme Hobo

10$ never had one read. Is it garbage to charge your phone in a public bathroom outlet?

Levon La Vida Loca

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage that anytime I have to focus or concentrate on something I have to flip my hat backwards just to really get in the zone. Something about the brim to the back just gets the noggin cookin’.

Mark

Not a garbage question but when’s the last time youse went back and watched your first episode to see how far you’ve come?

Nick

Yo Sunday drops gotta come out in the morning working man’s hours PST

Scotty B

Have you ever put shake cheese on mac and cheese?

HoffDaddy

Is it garbage to not go to the doctor your entire pregnancy? I heard about people who have done it while listening to a radio show and it blew my mind.

Marlboro Stanfield

Long time bozo never had one read. Is it garbage (or potentially racist) to name my dogs after characters from The Wire? I have a German Shepherd DDR named Wallace and another one potentially being named Marlo. Bodie and Stringer were also in the running!

Anthony Cormier

$10 Homie, never had one read… Are you garbage if you’ve ever gone to Long John Silvers for just hush puppies? Did you get the Publix chicken tendies and key lime pie I sent to you at Tampa show? We instacarted in on our weigh to the show so big man wouldn’t stroke out or something.

Foley-O-Fish

Did your parents ever hit you with, “ how you gonna pay for that, with your good looks and charm?!”

BmoreTrash24

I seen the new tour dates! Holy hell! With those venues youse might as well come to Delaware so I don't have to drive to NY to see you guys! JK love youse!

Anybody seen Richie?

Is it garbage to be an 8 year old kid with a slim shady hair cut and an earring in line at the Oxford Valley Old Navy?

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

10$ homie here. Just learned my brother shaved his unmentionables for a physical. BTW he’s 22.

Drew Peabauls

$10 bug man here. Is it trashy to come back from vacation with more than one pack of burnies?

Kippy’s Flatbread Catering

Is it garbage to auction off the leftovers from your wedding at the reception? (Bbq, salad, beans, etc.)

handjob Henry

Long looong time listener!!! Absolutely love the show and homies 🙌. Is it garbage if your dad puts Frontline flea and tick for (big) dogs to go hunting for mushrooms. He would confidently say he was spotless and it gave cigs a better head buzz.

LooseMeatSammich

Anyone else get kippy foley vibes from rewatching pinky and the brain????

H8XWYF

Funny you say that. We were both Undesignated Airman, but he went to the Hangar Bay and I went to the flight deck and worked as ABH's lol.

AverageIke

$10 father of 2 bozos. Barely hanging on. Which is trashier when you take a bite of something to hot in public? The classic “Hhhfff! Hhhfff! Hhhfff!” Or just spitting out the hot food?

N. Oliver Glory

Gotta keep him and Foley separate for a while until they level out more, that's a powerful combo that could turn south quick

N. Oliver Glory

$10 meat and potatoes, never had one read Are you garbage if your dishwasher wheels over to the sink to be used? My parents bought it intending to install it under the countertop but now it's essentially become an island on wheels.

Big Hanks Auto Emporium

You ain't wrong brother! That'll be the dumpster version of when Hulk Hogan and Macho Man teamed up

2wheelie

Is it garbage to cut your toe nails at a crowded Beach? At the beach right now and my homie just pulled out a toenail clipper

Kevin James Foley

"Foley has more excuses than Carter has liver pills?". Growing up did you ever hear that saying. Grew up in South Philly and remember thinking who is Carter and what the heck is a liver pill?

CDubs

$10 tat slinger, NHOR(hmu for that tattoo Foley)! Are you garbage if you name your kid after a brand. My father in law has worked for Hannaford for the majority of his life and even wanted to name my wife Hannah Ford, when she was born. Thank goodness my mother in law put the kibosh on it. Love youse.

Uncle Leo

Is it garbage to go to a fast food place only to ask for sauces so I can dip my frozen/air fried food in at home? I went to Jack in the box only for sweet and sour sauce recently to use on my frozen egg rolls.

Droobie

10 dollar homie never had one read! Is it garbage to wash your car using the squeegee and water from a gas station…

Tuddy’s ex husband

Not my first time, won’t be the last… Is it garbage or just a dad move when you’re riding in someone else’s car to clock their mileage and can’t help but say something?

I call my son Bugman Jr.

$10 dollar Dirt Bag! Long time listener, first time caller… Is it Garbage to smile/smirk when Face ID pops up on your phone?

The VanB Boys

10 dollar homie for years, never had one read. Is it garbage to lean into calling yourself a xennial because you find millennials insufferable. I was born in 82.

Richard C.

$10 homie, had one read but it was a long time ago. My wife was giving me a hard time because I wore flip flops to my dentist appointment… is it garbage?

Anthony Renzi III

$10 homie never had one read, Is it garbage if my friend invited people over for a “sip and paint”, and then had them paint the spare room in the apartment

SoniaBolognia

AYG if you have to cash out your ebt card to pay for Patreon membership 🫣

SoniaBolognia

AYG if you use cheez its on your salad instead of croutons.

CassieMakesArt

Soul sister, FTLT, NHOR: Are you garbage if your mom wrapped snacks like Cheezits and put them under the tree so I’d have more to open for Christmas? She still does it to this day (I’m 33) and I think it’s adorable but definitely a little trashy lol

Broken Glasses Big Fat Azzezz

Haha im new so bare with me but why isn't my question showing up after I post it in here? Sorry for the noob question lol

Anthony Castro

Is it garbage to have your ringtone be “Cha-Ching” when you net less than 40k a year?

The Hause

Secondhand garbage here. My wife grew up in Vermont and they were only allowed to watch TV for an hour or two on the weekends. She legitimately, until fairly recently, only knew Michael Jordan as the guy from the Ballpark Franks commercials.

Cody Bourque

Just re-listened to the Hawaii episodes… the last minute Eagles loss curse crafted by Tommy C really stuck huh? 😔😔😔

Cody Bourque

$10 Angel Investor - Is it garbage if your parents always gave you cash as gift but always use lower denominations of bills to make it seem like theyre giving you a lot. Not even lying, my parents just gave us our wedding gift in all 20s.

Moldy foreskin , the rapper

Question : do you currently have a small sliver of old soap laying in the bottom of your shower , and will you leave it until it disintegrates

Pork Roll Sommelier

$10 long time homie Is it garbage to go into the computer and change the wording on the receipt for automatic gratuity from parties of 6 to parties of 4 when a table comes in who I know wont tip?

The perverts sherbert taste like cum

Is it garbage if my dad drove a Hyundai Tiburon when I was a kid but took off all the Tiburon logos and replaced them with Hyundai Tuscani decals so it would look more sporty? He would use it as a conversation starter with random folks but really all it did was piss me off while I was patiently waiting in the car with my blockbuster movie and goobers.

Aidan Bonass

10$ homie nh1r Ever take a dump while chewing gum

The Pit Stain Prince

Have you ever scoffed at a job offer because “unemployment technically pays more?”

Chicken Parm Ciabatta

$10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage to get the free popcorn refill at the end of a movie specifically to bring it home? This was completely normal in my family growing up. My mom and siblings always did it. 5 years with my girlfriend and I just realized she’s never once eaten the popcorn I bring home. I finally asked why. She admitted she’s always thought it was weird and has never seen anyone else do it. It hit me like a truck that for 5 years she’s watched me like I’m a cat proudly bringing her a dead mouse.

BrotherBri

Brother bri here. How's foleys hardware in the kitchen

Dickhead schmickhead

Is it garbage to light your cigarette in your car with a grill lighter? I pulled up next to a woman in traffic and watched her light a smoke with one of those grill lighters that has a flexible neck. Bright red early 2000’s civic so I’m sure she’s jammed up.

Hoagies & Heaters

$10 Homegirl, never had one read! Are you garbage if you use Are You Garbage questions during the “getting to know you” phase of online dating? I recently reentered the absolute dumpster fire that is online dating, and I’ve realized AYG has accidentally given me a pretty solid screening process. I’ve started working garbage questions into conversations to weed out the real knuckleheads while identifying the guys who are just the right level of trash. At this point, I’m less interested in “What are you looking for in a relationship?” and more interested in “Did your family have a junk drawer?” and “Have you ever eaten dinner over the sink?” So, boys—am I garbage for using AYG as a dating compatibility test?

Mr. Bevilacqua

Ever have your Patreon membership payment method fail then your backup payment also fails so you have to wait til payday to resubscribe? Asking for a homie who’s been a bit jammed up.

Bug Man Jr.

Is it garbage if your family says he moved to the “big city” when talking about you leaving home in the suburbs

Camwhite

You ever refuse to get medication for something and just let it heal itself? Or have you ever tried and then bought the medication but got pissed when it cleared up and try to convince yourself it wasn’t the meds and you’ve wasted money

Hershey highway

$10 hooooomie never had one read. Is it garbage if your hoagie order is half hot meatball , half cold tuna. My bozo coworker gets this order and calls it “the land and sea”. Sandwhich version of surf and turf

Sooley

Is it garbage if a police officer has ever referred to you as "driver"?

R Z

When you show up to a family birthday party and your mom's drinking miller lite from a rocks glass.... The whole can doesn't fit in the glass so she was walking around holding both topping the glass off as she drank some down

Melly P

Okay. I know it’s about to be winter, but can we get that tank top merch? 🗑️❤️🗑️

Son of Sam….Yam

Sup fuckerssss! Never had one read, even though I’m keeping the fukkin lights on around that dump. Is it garbage to bitch about how under appropriated you are at work by saying, I’m keepin the fuckin lights on around this joint??? Also, is it garbage to bitch and gripe to the burd(intentionally misspelled for proper contextuality…not a real word) about how the boys still haven’t acknowledged your kick ass user name in the Patreon ?? Love yous

Annie Freeze

$10 day one homie. I've had a question read. I hung out with my parents today. I changed my fiance's windshield wipers in my parents driveway and my dad was standing there and I told him to get in and turn on the pissers! We also call the remote control "the switcher" apparently no one else calls them that 🤦‍♀️

Foley's hitman aka Bug Man's Assassin

Trevose Homie 10 peice bucket Nor have I ever had one read I used to sell the speakers out of the van in the philadelphia region in the late 90's early 2000s blew my mind the infrastructure and thought into it Any questions lmk

BroadWith NoClass

$10 not so classy broad here! First time long time (that’s a lie.. I just signed up like 48 hours ago-sorry been broke but always wanted to support!) This is more advice I’m asking for: what’s the proper protocol to leave your personal dirty dishes (say from dinner) for the person currently washing them? Do you ask? Do you just leave it in the counter? I feel like it never goes well when I put it in the sink as they are washing.. 😅 love you guys!

Son of Sam….Yam

Happens all the time to us long haul truckers lol Literally had it happen last Friday by a DOT officer

Son of Sam….Yam

The classy move would be to slide the plate under the sofa when the washer isn’t looking….and then “find” it later and blame it on them the first time they come at you with some attitude. Throw in a couple smart remarks about his tiny dick or her stinky private region (whichever applies) just to put an exclamation point on it!

Chris M.

Yeesh the boys had a tough showing on the Adam Carolla Show. Got brutalized in the comments lol.

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2026-09-13 01:00 $10 NF NY trash homie NHQR, When taking a shower is it more trashy to (my move) A) Start by washing/soaping up your mid-section and arms. Then go top down, using the soapy area you just created as a launching point to propell you into attacking the lower half problems.. B) Just old fashioned top down or C) the psycho move, bottom to top?
2026-09-09 22:14 $10 NF NY trash homie NHQR, When taking a shower is it more trashy to A) Just go old fashioned top down.. B) (the psycho move) bottom to top OR C) (my move) You start by soaping up your mid-section and arms. Then go top down, using the soapy area you just created as a launching point to propell you into attacking the lower half problems..

$10 NF NY trash homie NHQR, When taking a shower is it more trashy to A) Just go old fashioned top down.. B) (the psycho move) bottom to top OR C) (my move) You start by soaping up your mid-section and arms. Then go top down, using the soapy area you just created as a launching point to propell you into attacking the lower half problems..

Steve T.

Long time $10 homie and fan of the progrum, never had one read. Is it garbage to eat a brat/sausage/hot dog off of a “normal kitchen plate?” What are those even anyway, porcelain or something? We had family over to watch some football and my wife and I got in an argument about what kind of plates to use to serve the trash food we prepared for our guests. I.e. brats, baked beans, Cole slaw and potato chips (boulder brand-classy). I told her we can only serve that meal on a plate that will not break if it’s dropped… and one will get dropped. Anyway, love youse from St. Louis.

Kyle Rego

Trash move, seeing your gas light pop on multiple times in one day driving locally. You know yous jammed up.

Crunt frucker

You ever chase your liquor with milk cuz that’s all you had?

Trashé Up the Yin Yang

$10 commissary donor. NHOR Is it garbage that whenever someone asks where you’re from, you reply with the town and then “born n raised”

LongHots69

$10 contractor size trash bag NHOR Youse ever get so jammed up you load your coat pockets with beers to take into the bar?? Me and my pals did this all the time, we called it a “two for none”

Time for one or two more

On the flight to our honeymoon my wife dumped gummy bears straight on the tray table and began eating them. To save our marriage we need an official ruling.

HeaterEater

Youse ever use a potato to get rust off a knife?

TMAT

$10 Dempsey Group Preferred Stock owner Are you garbage if you get out of the shower and you use a beach towel to dry off? OR is it trashier to bring a bathroom towel to the beach?

Nick

$10 homie never had one read. is it garbage to buy 7-10 tickets to a event (stadium concert) with no idea of who your taking or how you’re getting there?

FICO Suave

Are you garbage if your buddy keeps asking you to set him up with your girlfriend’s friend, but you haven’t done it yet because you’re 99.9% certain your hooooomie does not meet her financial, social, residential, or physical standards?

Joseph Hernandez

Is it trash if I went overdraft on your Patreon only because I watched every free episodes just because I got paid the next morning

Kenny G

10 card carrying homie since 22 , definitely had one read. Is it garbage to tow a boat with anything other than a truck? When I was in high school my boys and me pulled a 12ft John boat with an El Camino, riding 3 deep on the bench seat. It was my buddy’s dad’s that he used for construction, there was a giant air compressor in the back along with a bunch of tools and trash. My buddy was too embarrassed to drive so I got to be the wheel man. It was in 2014, we had a jbl on the dash for music.

ALEJO

Never had one read, is it garbage to go to a McDonald's inside a Walmart?