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Weekly Discussion Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-15 16:12:42
Imported:
2026-09

Content

First off - Thanks for all the love on the special. Youse are the best. Drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had on read yet. Love youse!!

Comments

Foley’s Empty Cup

$10 foley rent contributor. NHOR Is it Garbage to make your wifi name “fbi surveillance van” because your dad thinks your neighbor is laundering money and wants to scare him. Neighbor got their whole backyard re done with a pool and everything and my dad thinks “that has to be $250,000 worth of work. No way he can afford that legally”

Uncle Beav

Is it garbage if I told all my real life friends about my online friend embezzling $20,000

Dave Goss

Tell kippy to clear his throat!!

Kraig WithaKay

FTLT- NHOR. Is it garbage to name your first born child not in honor of your father’s name but his preferred beer of choice? Lady I know named her daughter Millie Lou (M.L.) because her dad drank Miller Lite (M.L.)

Sherlock Homie

Its been a long week gentlemen. I have a lot of questions lol 😆

Kippy’s Boy Deli

$20k debt collector NHOR, is it garbage to raw dog a public toilet seat?

HalfCarpet

Long time $10 investor, I’ve had one read before but, Youse ever have one sock on?

Knick Knack Pattwack

You ever leave cigs out in the sun to dry after they got wet?

Henry’s Coffee Table

$10 HNHOR, is it garbage if the tray your hamburger meat came on wasn’t white or yellow? Love youse

This One’s Just Funny

$10 bozo! What inning is it appropriate to upgrade your seats at a ball game? I say wait till at least the 4th but according to my Dad “if they ain’t here for the anthem, they don’t deserve those seats.”

RonnieChong

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to spend the company money and then spend an hour dismissing the whole thing

Foley's bastard son

10 bone homie. Spesh was great. Had one read. Is it garbage if you let your kids stay home from school just because they missed the bus?

Casey

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your childhood lizard died because your mom didn’t buy it the right solar lamp?

MrUranaus2005

Long time bozo here is it garbage to embezzle 20 k on the company card and then get defensive when its brought to your attention?

Joe M

$10 Foley Supporter AYG if most of your tools have come from the breakdown lane of 95? Found a dewalt battery last week don’t have a drill yet but I’ll find one someday! Also butter goes in a butter bell on the counter look it up!

Chicken Parmaceuticals

$10 Blue Collar, loved the Speshy!! AYG if you make chocolate milk for your cereal? I'm talking pouring the syrup over the cereal then adding milk

Taylor

Never had read, is it garbage to pronounce it RODchester instead or Rochester

Alex Gasca

I HAVE NEVER HAD ONE READ LUKE! Is it garbage to walk through the front lawn grass instead of walking on the concrete walkway to the front door of a house?

Zaptavis

is it garbage to use your family members devices to stream the spesh. gotta boost the numbies

Foley's padawan

$10 homie here NHOR Is it garbage if i haven't washed my back on the block shirt from Austin 😂

Jon Reynolds

Jonny5000 second time, long time. With gas prices the way they are, Are you garbage if you’re on a roadtrip you skip a town to get gas hoping that it will be cheaper in the next town? Example, If it’s $4.50 in this town hopefully it’s $4.30 in the next town. I do this even when gas is down because I’m always jammed up.

Foley’s Chair (oof)

Is it garbage if your high school girlfriend was the high school mascot

MikeyMcMuffin

AYG if you use the company credit card to ball out to get some poonany?

Foley's Lawyer

NHOR. Is it garbage if your Patreon name is Foley’s Lawyer but you ran out of excuses to defend him?

Gearbox

Grats on the special! Anyway, $10 longtime homie, never had one read- are you garbage if you tested for lead paint by licking the wall and seeing it was sweet?

Uncle Hanks nephew

Whats up ladies!!! $20 investor here. Is it garbage if you get a credit card just so you can access the patreon...how ya doin!!!! The balance if that Credit card is only $100

Ryan Anderson

A lot of “homies” need a reminder of what Chicken Sandwiches means

Tuddy'sTiddieMeats

Are you garbage if you steal $20,000 from your business partner/best friend and refuse to take any sort of responsibility?

Zaptavis

this is top tier garbage

Lawrence Serrano

10 dollar homeboy, had ONE read, is it garbage to get a fountain soda coke at 7/11 but top it off with some pepsi if they run out before the cup is full?

Lunchbox9164

Foley's $10 pusherman here. NH1R at what point is a souvenir cup able/not able to be added to the household arsenal? Appreciates you boys and good job on the special. P.S. yes my nickname is Lunchbox.

Christian Esteban

Your ever search a grocery store parking lot for receipts because they have coupons on the back of them? One of my local grocery stores prints 20% off coupons for the thrift store down the block. I always look on the ground for a coupon before going thrifting.

Spenser O

$10 home, never had one read. Is it garbage to prefer to drink Guinness out of the can than poured into a glass or poured from a tap?

Darren G

Are you garbage if you’ve ever mooned someone while you’re riding in a car. It was my dad driving and was the first time we drank together.

Jessica Byers

Is it garbage to be at a restaurant and see someone else’s food come out (not at your table) and ask your waiter what it is so you can order the same thing?

Marcus Eoff

$10 dollar homie but still a bozo. Mom owned a pawn shop named cash cow. I’d wear a cow costume and shake a “ we buy gold” sign. I know what I am. 😂

illumiYani

Love youse guys 10 dollar Febreeze felon here. Are you garbage if you stop at a gas station that doesn’t have a public restroom, the employee is nice enough to let you use the employee bathroom anyway, and you proceed to absolutely blow that thing up? For the record, I did use Febreze afterward. I’m not an animal.

Joey Joestar

Never had one read, Is it garbage at work to end up being the scape goat for your admin's mistake? She called my supply chain Department and was frantic about somebody being in the wrong location turned out her maintenance worker told her the wrong County he was in. Her assistant apolgized to me. Then my supervisor got an email and had to give me a 1 on 1 discussion due to my "phone etiquette" with the admin. Should I make a stink about this?

SmartyJonesing4aPercocet

First Time Long Time- Will there be a tribute to the Neshaminy Mall in the guys next special?

Thunder Nuggs

LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER Is it garbage to go straight from work to get a haircut? Didn’t have time to run home first and the hat hair was crazy. Love yous guys

Foleys Come Sock

AYG if you every time someone you know whose rich goes to an NFL game you say “youse think they got a suite”

James McCauley

$10 homie haven't had this one read - is it garbage if your iced tea doesn't taste good at a restaurant, to bring powdered mix of your own and put it inside the drink to make it taste better? One Spanish restaurant in Staten Island NY that I went to had this kind of drink and it didn't taste like the actual thing, so I used Lipton mix; now it actually tasted like iced tea. Lol

Mark

NHOR $10 going to a 20 next month cuz saint kippy needs it. AYG if you get into a fight and the cops show up and instead of breaking it up they watch until it’s over? Thanks guys the special was awesome.

I.P. Freely

Outdated garbagery - youse ever deposit an envelope full of coins into the atm in order to withdraw a cpl bills? I’m broke trash but the bartender doesn’t need to know that.

Garbage_Esq.

$10 member of the board, never had one read. Is it garbage if listening to the podcast has made you worse with money? Just got a lease I probably can’t afford. Love youse.

BillyK69

Is it pronounced insurance or IN-surance?

RichardRamdeep

Is it Garbage to still like your high school girlfriend's pictures on Instagram? I'm pushing 40 but still get a rush when an ex from high school texts me after I hit her with a like.

Ben

Ever met a catsup family? I had to call my mom to confirm it was the same shit.

TuddysMugMan

$10 Squad Member Do you say "Anti-bi-otics" or "Annie-bi-ah-tics"

IowaGuy64

$10 IOU - NHOR Is it garbage to turn the passenger seat heater on in the drive thru cuz you think it keeps your food warm on the drive home? P.S. come to Iowa...we are pretty Trash here 🤣

AYGeezy

Never had one read. A homey since 2021. Favorite 2nd tier holiday? Labor Day, Memorial Day, Presidents’ Day, flag day whatever

Lou Sassle

$10 Foley Fund Contributer NHOR. AYG if you watched the special three times already? IPAs for Kippy, sober for Foley, and the Pennifer Lopez for Luke?

George Riginos

Is it garbage to rack up the company card with 20k in personal expenses and play it off like I didn’t know when confronted

KidRockBottom

Is it garbage if the electrician you found on Facebook asks "Did you want to pull permits for this, or are you trying to keep it under the radar"?

BradyFromCanada

NHOR - is it garbage if the manager would give me extra shifts at the Burger King because I was the only one who would smoke heaters with him

Myles Frank

Is it garbage to have fly tape hung up in your house? I currently have one hanging on the string of my ceiling fan above my bed

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Assman here - NHOR - AYG if you tug one out while sitting on the toilet? Bonus points if it's after a dump, and pre-wipe.

This, That, The Other thing

Is it garbage to always get a to-go drink anytime you go out to eat? I don't care if it’s chick fil-a or Outback Steakhouse, “I’m leaving here with somethin”.

Alex Miranda

$10 bozo. Never had one read. My fiancée was telling me to put out fall decorations on the first NFL Sunday of the year. I hit her back with the ol “bears are on, can’t do it honey.” She doesn’t like that answer, so I get up walking to get the decorations and blurt out “I work too god damn hard for this shit woman” Is that garbage or just the old age catching up with me?

Big Hanks Auto Emporium

NHOR. AYG If anyone in your family sent in a video to America's funniest home videos? Growing up my mom always talked about how they WANTED to send a video in but never did.

FingerLickinGewd

$5 WaWa Sizzli contributor, never had one read. Is it garbage if you ever had a birthday party as a kid at a bowling alley and had the restaurant attached to it be the caterer?

Jonny on the Spot

Ayg if you leave a used butter knife pointing over the sink so you can use it again to make another sandwich later.

Bestsummerever2029

Is it garbage to pee your pants at the bar and then blame it on a faulty sink?

Nick

NHOR - Is it garbage to have a novelty mailbox, like a largemouth bass?

Tuddy’s Protégé

$10 Homie, NHOR. Are you garbage if your party trick is smoking a whole burnie in one drag? Recently found out my younger brother did this in high school. Congrats on the special! It was hilarious!

Mia

$10 beautiful girl, NHOR, and no matter what happens Foley i ain’t ever leaving the army of garbage!!! question: is it garbage if when driving by a particularly big nice house you always have to note that you wouldn’t want a house that big since it’s “too much to clean”? love youse!

Phil90X

$10 Sizzly here- Is it garbage if your 3 year old daughter puts her dolls on the porch steps of her doll house and says they’re sitting there because they’re smoking?

Phil90X

$10 Sizzly here- Is it garbage if your 3 year old daughter puts her dolls on the porch steps of her doll house and says they’re sitting there because they’re smoking?

Minimum Payment Patti

20 thousand TakaTaka Tires deal Is it garbage to cut up all your food on the plate and then eat it? My girlfriend started doing it at a high end stake house and I was mortified.

Eric

$10 HAD ONE READ!! SCHWING!! Ever drop an absolute nuke on hundreds of thousands of people's heads on a Saturday, with out any semblance of a hint...leaving us never knowing we could be filled with so many emotions in a one hour time frame....No?.....me neither

Adri the frog

$10 mexican N.E.R.B here Is it garage to warm up your hands by grabbing your nutsack on a cooold december night? (I swear it is the most effective way, brothers!, better than gloves or a heater )

Brennan

$10 homie, HAVE had one read - Is it garbage to tell everyone how your hometown mall was built by the mob and prove it by showing them how it's shaped like a gun? (Search Millcreek Mall shape if you're curious)

1738ey

Classy if you work for a big company

Devon

AYG if you have a “beware of dog” sign on a broken fence that definitely cannot contain a dog?

Patty O'Furniture

You ever get into a last clap competition? Bonus points if you won

Auntie Tuddy’s Bookie

$10 Investor have had one read (no big deal). What is the go-to frozen french fry? I submit Arby’s frozen curly fries for Foley’s review.

Kaptain Kardboard

Is it garbage to watch the special at the public library with wired headphones? I was Jammed up!

Italian by Injection

Youse ever play the anal game? $10 NHOR. While on a roadtrip, or just driving around, put the word anal in front of RV model names. Anal Expedition, Anal Hideout, etc. You can also use car models. Anal Wrangler, Anal Outback, Anal Tundra. Good fun!

HEMi

$10 HOMIE — Is it garbage to open up a pair of tongs by pressing the tab into your stomach

Ryan Aguilar

Ayg if you have a law named after you? We have Bo's law, Bucky's law, Molly's law, and soon Foley's law after recent activity

Rhymeinhoffer69

Is it garbage to punch a vent into every canned beverage you consume? This started when miller lite (maybe coors) came out with cans that you can put a vent in to make chugging them easier. I have done this to every canned beverage since. Soda, energy drinks, beer etc I'm using my keys to vent the can.

Jake Karlin

Is it garbage to ride a dirt bike in flip flops?

FreeMason J

Is it garbage to call your parents by their first names? (Not a shot at you guys I swear) is it just a cultural thing? I noticed that only white people do it

RyleyD27

$10 bugman exterminator! Never had one read (and THAT was a lie) is it garbage if your wife's drunk aunt came to your sons 4th birthday party at your house, and took multiple plates of leftovers to her car before the party was even close to being over? Me and my wife noticed, and immediately went out to her car when nobody was looking, and took them all back. 🤣 Love you boys! (I love Foley a little bit less right now, not gonna lie)

AYGwillickers

thirdtimelongtime so i told a co worker about the run over by a car question. she said her and her friend were pushing a parked car to get it to rock back and forth she said it ran her over when it rocked back so my question. ever been run over by a parked car?

Brandon

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to collect scrap copper from your job and cash it in to buy a Glock? 800 bucks of copper well spent

Big Daddy Sexo

Ever use aluminum foil as a bandage for your finger?

And1 to go

$10 embezzler, NHOR. Is it garbage to be 29 living with your 85 year old grandparents, being unemployed? They didn’t want me to work at first, then I almost died this year. We live in the southern suburbs of chicargo so that’s fun

Josh Sevigny

$10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage to say you’ve never had a question read on the pod so you can get a second question on?

Shannon Best

Youse ever put sunglasses over your glasses in the car because you’re too cheap to pay for prescription sunglasses? 😎

1738ey

White collar crime.

Ax3l_Fol3Y

Day one black homie never had one read. Did your family ever clean behind the refrigerator. Found a bottle of Tylenol from 1997 behind our fridge two years ago.

zach Lutz

Not a question, But I think you boys should try to get the male Eagles cheerleader on. After watching you on Adam Carollas pod, I think that man needs some support.

Nick Nak

FTLT - NHOR: Had our first child a little over a month ago, and realized there is a Bluetooth function built into the speakers of the baby bassinet. Is it garbage to play episodes of AYG through the bassinet speakers instead of a lullaby while my son is rocked to sleep?

Pete Seidel

Long time $10 bird! Never had one!!!!!!!! Is it garbage to use gummy candy to remove food stuck in your teeth / molars? Nothing like a sticky Swedish Fish to pull out potato chips from your back molars 👀😂

P-Dub

Is it garbage to use a Pizzazz as a space heater?? FTLT TDH

evangrechis

10 dollar homeslice, had one read, how old is too old to use the basketball hoop in the driveway. Bonus question- is it trashy to dunk (8.5 ft rim no big deal)

Dr Draw and the Strange Patreon

FTLT Canadian shareholder - is it garbage to use a scrub daddy as a loofah? The trick is to run the water on it until it’s soft or it’ll take your skin off. Never felt cleaner!

Brandon D

$10 homie, never had one read...Is it garbage to spend $20k on a company credit card and pretend that I thought I was using my personal card?

Sean Flynn

Brand new $10 bozo here NHOR, is it garbage to leave your ass crack out when bending over for something?

Squid the Kid

$10 homie had multiple read! What’s more garbage in this scenario? If you’re in your car at the store and it starts to rain, do you walk through the rain or do a little half assed jog?

B.O.P.O.T. 9000

1 already in the bank. Do you have a drawer full of unopened envelopes?

Bowling Average = Credit Score

€10 comrade here, never had one read. A bit of a story / question: Wifey's dad used to borrow his friend's work van when his car needed work. This thing had 2 seats only (driver and passenger); nothing but empty cargo space in the back. Dad would take the driver's seat (obviously) and the older daughter got the passenger seat. My wife would get sat in a loose lawn chair in the back, sliding on turns and falling over if he had to brake quickly. When Dad would hear her tumbling around like a a coin in an empty coffee can, he'd yell "hang on!". And I'm unc?!

Smilner69

Freshly reenlisted Private First Class in the army of garbage How many empty plug-in air fresheners is too many? The bird and me have about 4 empty glade plug-ins with last Christmas scents

tvsmichaelhall

Nhor, is it garbage to try to eat as many different animals in a lifetime as possible? Depending on how you categorise stuff I'm between 40 and 150. Pig, chicken and cow deserve their top spots but some surprise high rankings, goanna, turtle, geoduck and eland. More importantly than having my question read I'd love it if kippy could introduce Foley one time by saying "holy moly its Henry Foley". Listened to every ep and I dont think its happened. I dont knows why but it's been stuck in my head for months.

Hoagie's Heroes

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to cancel all your streaming services, and then re-sign up for them using your daughter's college email address to get the student discount?

jasontheryan

$10 raider of the donation plate... Ever host a planned fight in your backyard? Two dudes in high school had beef and convinced them to duke it out in my backyard. I filmed it on an old camcorder from our 2nd floor deck. They went at it like two lightweights - it was actually a good fight. Both dudes shook hands afterwards and we raided the parents liquor cabinet and partied until the parents got home from work. Wish I still had the tape.

Ranch on Pizza

$10 Zepbound abuser, never had one read. Is it garbage if the only time you eat grapes are the cotton candy flavored ones?

Wade Boggs Beers

Are your paper plates still in the half torn open plastic

Dr.HowardDeez

Never had one read but New found homie after 6 years of being a bozo, anyone else been arrested 2 years in a row on the same day? Got caught up 2 years in a row on april 1st, nothing crazy just some mistys

Tombo

Whats up hoagies $10 corporate card holder here. Was enjoying some free all you can eat birthday sushi (already trash) with my lady and mid meal at the table next to us saw a woman stand up to have her husband scratch her back, still holding the chopsticks and visibly reacting to how good it felt. I almost couldnt finish my Philly roll. Is this garbage or acceptable?

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

Is it garbage if your grandma and grandpa who have been married for 65 years share the same men's underpants?

Nick Vogel

$10 homie, never had one read: are you garbage if you bring your own koozie to a wedding? Bonus points: it was a black tie wedding and the koozie was WEATHERED

cousin with a jetski

$10 homie nhor is it garage if ur driver side door is a different color then the rest of ur car

Foley's_Goodfellows_Briefs

Are you garbage if you give your offering at Catholic Church online with a credit card to collect the Amex points and then redeem them all for statement credits?

Mary Kazen

$10 BG since zoom NHOR - is it garbage if your uncle didn’t let anyone use the phone one time because God was going to call him back?

Tuddy's Protégé

$10 foreign investor. Is it garbage if your washer stopped working so you take your most important clothes outside and hose them down while throwing laundry detergent on them?

Uzeeavarr

Sometimes I see an answer so good that’s definitely getting read on air it’s not even worth posting mine lol.

Jimbobglass

The special was a banger boys! Nice work. Never had one read. Is it garbage to have two brothers with the same name because your dad has kids with multiple women and forgot he already named one of his kids after himself? / on that topic is it garbage to name a kid after yourself? Love youse boys!

Rick

$10 homie, Never had one read. Is it garbage that when I was 10, my dad and his drinking buddy would both have a Pabst Blue Ribbon between their legs when driving anywhere and I would sit in the middle on the bench seat in the Dodge Dakota so I could reach out the sliding back window and grab fresh ones while driving?

Tim Carter

Is it more garbage to make a cocktail in a protein shaker or make a protein shake in a cocktail shaker? I’ve done both and neither felt right.

Money_Mark97

Long time $10 homie besides when I go broke and the payments lapse 😂... Youse ever know anyone who got struck by lightning?

Uzeeavarr

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to tell second hand ghost stories? There’s a real estate brokerage where I grew up that the UPS man claimed to have seen some lady that had passed several years ago and when new people come to the area I casually mention it in conversation like it’s a fact.

IGottaPushBackOnThatALittleBit

$10 foley debt repayer. NHOR. Is it garbage to save take out containers and reuse them until they break. Bonus if you save the big ones for Thanksgiving leftovers.

Kip’pizza

$10 collections here, NHOR. Is it pronounced “toosday”, or “choosedee”?

Andrew

AYG if you cut off the interview the boys were doing after skanks last night. Sorry fellas, my dad really wanted to say hi😭😂

FuckTardFrank

NH1R AYG if you grew up helping your dad be the lookout while he occasionally stole license plates off other cars and slapped them on his 89 Coupe Deville… just so the feds would think his tags were always up to date? 😂

Hi-Fi by Harris

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use the sump pump in your laundry room as a urinal for your finished basement bar? Just chase it with alittle splash of water from the laundry tub of course.

StanRox

One does have to wonder about the numbers... Scale it down, would you be pissed if your business partner spent 20 dollars out of the company funds? Think they make 1000x what your biz does? Maybe... Kippy is a hard ass, seen it multiple times... Nothing sweet about the kid and his money, those Mercedes payments ain't cheap.. two houses (at least) ... Could come out kippys been doing bugman dirty all along... How did bugman meet that ex of his again..? I'm just asking questions! I honestly would've leaned into it. Yes Mr. Ryan, I used OUR card to pay some expenses using OUR money. Take a 20k cash advance on top as a power move... Sounds like it ain't a 50 50 beast here and Kippy is wearing the fish nets.

Ben

$10 homie. Have you ever had to transport a push lawnmower in the trunk or a car?

Greenwald’s Top Leroy

$10 Homie - NHOR - Is it garbage if your Dad used to grab your hair to mimic a manual transmission in his automatic transmission 1982 ford pick up truck? Full context, most of the times this happened he had an open container (Coors Light).

Guzi

Pro tip: Use seat geek or other ticket sellers to see what seats for sure DIDNT sell! 😎

Max Stumpf

I won't lie I think you've read 5 of mine so far but I bought $200 Armani sunglasses for a wedding the day before. I did not get my prescription in them or wear contacts under them. I was just aimlessly walking around meeting people and partying for hours without a clue of who's who

Ashley C. Ford

NHOR. Are you garbage if you rawdog slices of cooper sharp out of the refrigerator as a snacky snack?

Max Stumpf

And just to save face a lil. I did throw $200 in the envelope for them

Jason

Nah. It needs to be public foley needs to be held accountable and he can’t be let to do this to anyone else.

USS Overdraft

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to check on the new specials view totals every few hours, because as a homie I feel like a ground level investor in this thing. Congrats boys!

But I Don’t Wanna Be Garbage

$10 homie, had a couple read Are you garbage if you’ve had to be told on multiple occasions by restaurant staff that you can’t be barefoot inside and need to put your sandals back on?

Bar Pie

new $10 homie NHOR is it garbage if all the cars youve had have been as old as you, im born in 2005 first car was a hand me down 06 Acura TL transmission blew out 3 times now I got a 06 Nissan Altima got with only 47k miles tho 👀 altima gang stand up

Dempsey Group Intern

$10 homie here. Is it garbage if you go to a sensory deprivation tank for the first time, but get bored and watch porn while floating in the water? Honestly worth the price of admission.

yellowbirddd

$10 jawn, nhor - AYG if your philly wife says "needs washed" instead of "needs to be washed" // "needs cleaned" vs. "needs to be cleaned" etc 🦅

Christina

$10 homie, never had one read! The other night I busted my ass on uneven and broken piece of sidewalk. Just a few scrapes, but Is it garbage that, my first action is to take a picture of the sidewalk and then make mental note to find out who owns this- the city or the HOA. (I’ve been telling myself it’s muscle memory from working in a personal injury law firm 10+ years ago, but I think I’m starting to own my trash. lol) Love you guys! Thanks for making me smile.

yellowbirddd

I'm still driving a 2006 Scion around, it was a good year!! 😂

Firdetta

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if as a kid, your parents threw pennies in your above ground pool and had you dive for them?

Doc JT

Couldn’t wait to look at this comment section did not disappoint😂

Uncle Beav

We enabled him for 5+ years. It was finally judgement day lol

yellowbirddd

Environmental homie 👌🏻

Sarah

This one's top notch

brian_weiner

Brian, here. 3-year diamond listener. NHOR. I'm going to throw a few out and see what sticks: Ever open a beer bottle with something other than a bottle opener? Worse yet, are you proud of it? Ever spray paint your car? (exterior or interior) Ever been too drunk to bowl?

Fluent in Foleyology

$10 homie hope to have one read. Is it trash as kids to plan with your cousin to get married on the same day so that way all of your family has to say some variation of "I got two cousins getting married today" ??? Sup Luke!

How ya durnnn

Is it garbage to brag about how fast your nails and or hair grow?

FuckTardFrank

Yous ever pick your nose in traffic and flick the booger out the window and it lands on the car next to you.

Tville

2k people paid for Henry to play the victim.

Lance

$15 Canadian dirtbag here, you’se guys ever use tape to fix a broken cig?

FuckTardFrank

NH1R AYG if you helped your dad be the lookout while he occasionally stole license plates off other cars and slapped them on his 89 Coupe Deville… just so the feds would think his tags were always up to date?

Jack in the crack

I light it wet and let the heat from smoking it dry it out .

Jack in the crack

$10 home new to patreon. Is it garbage to crave gas station food for dinner instead of regular food?

Foley Days

Is there even a Patreon goal at the moment? What are we doin here. Is bloody woods 2 still happening?

Ohio Native

Never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom’s “signature casserole” consisted entirely of canned ingredients? Shoutout cream of mushroom soup.

Tville

10$ homie Is it garbage to ruin a 100k/month business for fake ignorance?

PakRat

That’s unclean living

Tville

Until bugman feels them hell yeah

Foley’s Blank Note Pad

$10 Oklahomie never had one read. Is it garbage if you include your available overdraft balance when someone asks you how much money you have?

Tville

You're the right type of crazy. Hope they see it

Tville

Nah he's 50 can't baby him anymore

Thisfatandtheotherthing

Is it garbage if your stepdad’s best friend is in your college class with you?

Zach, Prime Minister of P-Funks

Long time homie from 2020 whose buddy iced Kippy on a fist bump at Helium in 2021: Is it garbage to move your loveseat into the kitchen because that’s where everyone hangs out after concerts, comedy shows, etc. It’s a comfy place to shoot the shit while waiting on drunk munchies.

Tville

Hell Yeah. Can't hate the player

Scrambies

The 4th and after is the gentleman’s move, but your old man’s an American

Ridgemont

$10 Community College Drop Out. Is it garbage for Foley to randomly follow your 22 year old niece on Instagram.... and like all her stories.

BigBuckRepairman

$10 Stake holder. With all the BK talk, is it trash to call the original chicken sandwich the "Football Chicken"?

Levon La Vida Loca

$10 Kentucky Fried Bozo Never had one read. Is it garbage to split a black and mild in half with a pocket knife and then reuse the wood tip? I don’t normally smoke em, but when I do, a full one is too much.

Zep bound and down

Haven’t had one read yet under this name: Is it garbage if you’re parents never dished out for proper moving boxes? We always went around to local liquor stores and grocery stores and asked for free boxes. Then we end up moving everything in hundreds of medium sized booze and produce boxes. Id be unpacking Lego from a Smirnoff box at age 6

Cousin Vinny

$10 son of a dad who RUINED the business. AYG to play off being foreclosed on to “Your mother and I don’t really like the back yard” We move 15 times from age 10-16. Wouldn’t change a thing.

SouthTexasSteve 16

10$ foley debt contributor, long time listener. Never had one read. is it garbage if when you were younger you were in a bike club and the mayor hosted a car wash, made us wash a bunch of cars and made off with the money lol he said he was gonna open college accounts for us. Fuck that guy.

General Apeshit

10 dollar homie - Never had one read Is it garbage to smoke spice out of a Monster can?

Green 97 escort wagon, one red door

$10 Foley debt contributor NHOR.... is it garbage to drink in the same bar with multiple people you've arrested in the past because it's the only bar in town? Bug man you need a fiduciary... don't feel bad I have to do the same thing for my 83 year old father....

BugmanBerghie

Fanatical listener, new homie, never had one read.... Did anyone else have XXL magazines in their desk in elementary school? In Canada?? I was in grade 5 or so when Pimpin' really blew up in the 2000s. I had XXL magazines in my desk the teachers would let me look at, for anyone unfamiliar its a black culture magazine which at the time was gangster rap and spinnerz. Im a skinny white canadian from BC but thought they were the shit

Peeky Mo Cheeky

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have ever given or received a “fake winner” scratch-off ticket. When I was like 9 my grandpa got me one, thought I won a milly. The back of the ticket said to redeem prize at North Pole or some shit. Still not over it.

Slippin Jimmy

$10 king of the boards runner up. Are you garbage if you bring a camping chair to the beach vs a standard beach chair? Conducted some boots on the ground research near Rehoboth this weekend and let’s just say I saw a lot of dudes in sneakers with camping chairs on the beach

Andrew Nelson

FTLT-NHOR I’m getting a Wawa in my neck of the woods finally (Indiana)! Wondering what you boys think I should order first? I’m thinking sizzli for breakfast and a hoagie for lunch! Love youse!

BigHoss69 (edited)

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2026-09-20 22:00 $10 Bed Debt Collector here. NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad has a tattoo on his arm that says “But did you die?”
2026-09-15 19:22 $10 Bad Debt Collector here. NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad has a tattoo on his arm that says “But did you die?”

$10 Bad Debt Collector here. NHOR. Is it garbage if your dad has a tattoo on his arm that says “But did you die?”

Kippy’s Car Club

$10 homie, NHOR, is it garbage to go on the Adam Carolla show? That guy SUCKS. I made it about 20 mins before I bailed, but kuddos to the boys for pushing back. "He's in between two of the hottest girls in the world and you're focusing on the guy shaking his ass?"

C N

$10 lady homie is it garbage if I bring my own toilet paper on vacation?

Georgia

$10 Homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to use the shower stream as a makeshift water pic? The water pressure is really high!

Bryan H Daniel

New $10 homie. Growing up my dad would stockpile the McRib when it went on sale. He would freeze them and then pull them out to re-cook as he pleased. Anytime I wanted to use his car I would have to stop and pick up $20 worth of McRibs. Truly embarrassing if youre a teenager on a date. After he passed my mom found like 40 McRibs in the deep freeze.

Foley’s Cajun Cousin

What tier do I have to join to see NGL in his new rainbows from Kona Surf Co.?

RoleyFoley

Never had one read - new £8 + VAT over the pond rubbish lad. “Ello!…init!” Is it garbage to lie about a relative passing to get out of work early so you can go out with your mates?? P.s. I’m booking a flight to Philly next year just to go to a Wawa and crush a hoagie.

JD Spets

$10 contributor to the “Victims or H Foley Relief Fund” - NHOR. Is it Garbage if your first family reunion took place in your Grandfathers trailer park and the “pool” you learned to do a back flip in was the residents reservoir? Can still hit that back flip, too. NBD

Tammy Marie

$10 south jersey lady garbage, NHOR. Is it garbage if your mom cashes in one of your savings bonds to buy lotto tickets?

Beefaroni Blaster

$10 homie NHOR. More of a story but I highschool I worked for a guy from WV trash and he had two bangers. One was that he asked his dad why he kept a spatula by the toilet. Answer was to chop up turds son. Also his sister was a virgin until she broke her leg.

SomeJerk

$10 homie bozo first contribution: Is it garbage to go for the obvious low hanging fruit and ask about embezzlement to take a crack at Foley?

Justin Mayo

Trash for sure. No way that sock doesnt have a hole in it

The bugman Rollie foley

$20 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to wear a vinyl cloves with eating flaming hot Cheetos so they don’t stain your hands?

One legged gas station worker

$10 IRS embezzlement crimes division. Is it garbage to keep the Costco soda cup in your car for multiple refills? I can usually get 2-3 visits with the same cup before it crumbles

Nick

NHOR, $10 Homie: is it garbage to reference a podcast host as “at least I’m not that jammed up”

Wolfy

15$ Canadian Garbage, I don't know if this was ever ask, is it garbage to go to your prom in a suit but running shoes?

Brandon Scarbrough

Your parents ever give you an iou for your birthday?

JagOff Jesse

Is it garbage to look up how Burger King has been doing this year because your favorite podcast brings it up every flippin episode, but never actually fact checks it? (BK has been killing it recently! Sales up nearly 10% this year due to a revamped whopper, fries and nuggets - BK has now overtaken Wendys as #2 burger chain in US).

OneExcitingYear

Long time euro-homie here. Is it garbage to treat the corporate credit card like a video game cheat code, facing near zero consequences at work, and yet aggressively ignore your best friend's reality check?

Nick Wilcox

Ever stole 20k from your best friends and business partner to go to a trashy midwestern state on the weekends?

Richard C.

$10 homie, day 1 special watcher, and phoenix show ticket buyer… had one read a long time ago. IIG, my father in law used to work at Lowe’s and convinced the manager to let him take home one of the old full demo kitchens when they were changing them out. This guy got top of the line cabinets and countertops for free just had to move it and install it himself.

Throb Lowe

$20 found at the laundry homie, Is it garage to be in a funeral procession in a convertible with the top down

Matt

$10 I’ll go back working for Danny, is it garbage to not be able to take accountability for your actions in your 50’s?

Ram Bo

All class IMO.

Aunt Tuddy's Tuba Lube

Me!! I was up to my waist in wooder (water lol) and BOOM!!!! Spicy...

trillcosby

10$ homie nhor is it garbage to have sex with a hat on

JohnPaul

20k Amex Customer Service Rep here, never had one read. This isn’t a question so much as it is a story of family trash, my grandfather started a buisness Supplying the NYPD with there uniforms, when he passed he left the two stores he ran to both of his kids, my father and my uncle, my dad running the store in queens my uncle running the store in the Bronx, when I was 10 my dad went on vacation with a girl he was dating (another child of divorce ayyo) so me and my uncle ran the store in queens while he was away, (this was during summer break btw) anyway when my dad gets back the first day he starts pulling up the floor boards going crazy and calls his brother and says “I had my savings in the basement of the store where is it!?” To which my uncle then claims “I dunno….maybe your son took it, he was downstairs a lot during lunch breaks” long story short my uncle found my dads savings and spent it, I’m now 40 years old and me and my dad still run the police equipment shop in queens and my uncle runs his shop in the Bronx, each owned independently after that summer. I’ll just never forget being an 10 year old kid in the back seat of my dads green ford explorer and him asking me “Bud, just tell me…did you take the 14 grand in cash I had in the basement of the store!? It’s ok if you did, I just need to know where it is”

Trace Is Trash

$20,000 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to tip a cocktail waitress at the casino with a voucher?

BeKindRewind

Kevin they are closing the Neshaminy mall

Allyoop

Are you garbage if you call into a radio contest to try to win free concert tickets. My family did this all the time. We never won. Now when someone mentions a band we say “remember when we tried to win tickets to see them”

FoleyHurtMe

Long time listener, long time homie. What's the most expensive thing you threw away because u didn't want to clean it? Extra points if u didn't own it.

Associates of the goose

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your mom who runs a karate dojo makes you do a karate demonstration with her at a Chinese Buffet.

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

$10 homie nhor, is it garbage while driving with the AC on to rest your forearms on the steering wheel for a bit to air out your pits? I even aim the vents to go straight down my (short) sleeves

Thick Nick

$10 serial flasher at large never had one read , when you mow the lawn do you pickup the dog shit first or just mow over it?

Wayne Shannon

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage if after your Aunt passed away your cousins took her ashes and a set of post hole diggers to grandma and grandpa’s gravesite and buried her with them? Bonus garbage, as they got down pretty deep they heard a good thud and someone said “grandma ain’t gonna be happy about that”

Tom Hortons

Is it Garbage to embezzle money from a company me and my friend own and refuse to take responsibility for it?

UpperDecky11

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to get married at the court house in Brooksville Florida and “honey moon” an hour and a half away to Orlando. Nothing more romantic than a night at Ripley's Believe It or Not museum.

Mrs. AssMan

$10 homegirl! Is it garbage if you didn’t find out drinking and driving is illegal until high school? Grew up with my grandmother always having a fresh fuzzy navel in her hand at all times. Even while driving. I also knew my away around liquor stores by elementary school.

Tommy Heglin

Yo. Ever tell someone swearing a lot is a sign of intelligence?

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 homeslice NHOR Is it garbage to order a second burger at the burger joint, take one bite and take it to-go, only to eat it cold 15 minutes later immediately when you get home cause your “stomach has settled” Love youse

Foley’s Ring Cam Heater

$10 $20k Foley go fund me contributer NHOR Is it garbage to have a fake longhorn mount on the grill of your vehicle?

Tuesgaytubby

If it turns in to content, it's money well spent. Jackie Chiles

WILLYF0REALLY

Never had one read. Are you garbage if you and your brothers tell your dad "its a good thing you didnt have pussies for kids" cause you have to pick his 300 lb one legged amputee ass out of the yard everytime he takes a piss after 15 or so natty lights.

Dznutz on tuddy,s chin

Boys appreciate the realness and raw truth and it’s family at end of the day IIG if you got the pod playing in background n your 4 yr old scream “DICKHEAD!” shout out uncle hank love youse

Mallory Tooker

Long time investor, is it garbage if starting at 13 your mom would give you a beer because it made you “more fun to hangout with”?

Big Zaddy

$10 southern homie never had one read, AYG if you carried around a bottle of hot sauce and Cajun seasoning in your school bag while in NYC for college? Nothing like pulling out a bottle of Tabasco at an Ivy League University dining hall

Mitch Gooslin

Is it garbage to make multiple YouTube accounts and stream the American garbage special on multiple devices at the same time to help juice the boys numbers on the premiere?

Lance

$15 Canadian homie, I have had one read. You’se guys ever use the phrase____ miles as the crow flies

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Is it garbage to makeup errands at 8:05 on the weekend so you can drive to the hardwares store and listen to AYG Patreon in peace?

The Cleveland Ambassador

Loved the special. I just wish I hadn’t discovered how tiny Kippy’s hands look in that denim sleeve.

PepperoniTony

Yo $10 homie, is it garbage for your parents to tell you growing up that you “were born to try and save the marriage”? P.S. they divorced when I was 5 months old.

ClaireBear

$10 hommie never had one read. Is it garbage to use your rattail as holiday decor? At my elementary school during the holidays each class had flat paper Christmas tree on the wall. Every year during ornament making time a guy in my class would snip off the rattail that he had been growing out since the previous year. After laying it across his desk, he got some red ribbon from the spool that the rest of us were using for our Santa ornaments and tied a little bow on the rattail. Then he tacked the rattail on the tree. Because he was very tall, the rattail always hung near the top of the tree above the rest of the class ornaments. It was very visible. When I told my mom after the first time this happened she said something about how that made sense bc his parents didn’t celebrate Christmas.

Duncan Kepner

This exchange had me dying for about 10 minutes

Meat Rocket 8

$10 bozo never had one read. Is it garbage if I got a DUI on my 21st birthday by falling asleep in the McDonald’s drive through? Worst part is I never even got my McDoubles.

Sleeves

Eating cold nacho cheese is always a bad look.

FartRipper67

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to give your toddler soda in their bed time sippy cup? I vividly remember drinking Dr Pepper out of one when I was around 3 or 4 in bed. Wild.

conner

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you keep a box from something you bought just because it’s a nice box? like a laptop or a iPhone box. I’ve always been this person to keep a nice lookin box just to let it sit in the closet and throw it out years later.

100K Amex points

I need foleys take on the new nuggets from Burger King ASAP

Tim

This true?

Bug Man Jr.

Is it garbage when checking into the a hotel to ask where the gym is knowing full well you won’t use it? Also the follow up question, is there a sauna

Austin

Is it garbage that your 30 year-old cousin left a family function . And ended up shooting his friend in the arm after an argument about where to get something to eat ? Also, Hank, I really appreciate you sharing all of your trials and tribulations to struggle deeply with drug abuse and alcoholism . Thank you AYG for not stringing him up in the town Square. After spending $20,000 on plane tickets.

Bug Man Jr.

Day one homie Is it garbage to keep your one $20 bill on the outside of a wad of cash to make it look like it’s more money. The rest are 1 dollar bills

Jesse Tway

Is it garbage to read all the questions every week. Then take bets on which ones will be used every week?

Coleslaw

$10 HOMIE NHOR Is it garbage if you have 4 sets of grandparents? They all divorced and remarried

Tuddys Slumpbuster

$10 Server here, NHOR. Are your customers garbage if they circle the tax on their bill because they "ain't tippin' on the taxes!"

AvoidTheNoid

Long time homie here is it garbage if the floor of your shower is concrete? Water pressures great though

The Peanut Butter Man

Wipe the seat, then build a little two-ply landing strip over the front gap so dick never touches public infrastructure.

Capt. Lou

Is it garbage to have you and your siblings heights recorded in pencil marks on kitchen door jamb?

The Peanut Butter Man

Yes but also WAY trashier to take it back. Did you put that shit back on the table?!

Meatball Dom

$10 investor never had one read. Is it garbage to use slang you don’t understand? I’ve been saying “heavy bike” for years because of youse and have no idea how to explain it!

The Peanut Butter Man

Growing up we called them gym shoes, which I think is strictly Cincinnati and Chicago

All The Toast

$10 master chef, If you microwave something and you didn’t get an even warmth on the food, hot in some parts, cold in others, are you putting that back in the microwave or are you powering through the cold?

All The Toast

The worst time to say “still warm”

HollywoodHulkHoagie

$10 embezzler, NHOR, Youse ever get popped for plagiarism? In 8th grade I read a poem called “I am meth” and decided it was a good idea to turn it in as an assignment of my own. The school published “my poem” in the newsletter until one parent that read the newsletter recognized the poem. Needless to say, the next newsletter they had an apology ready and I looked like a grade a BOZO. That was my chance to make it! Love youse! (Just the bug man a little less right now)

Taylor W.

is one sock better or worse than no socks? asking for a friend...

HalfCarpet

I think it depends on why you have one sock on to begin with

John

Canadian homie here, Never had one read, is it garbage to tell your doctor your pretty sure they're wrong because chat gpt says otherwise Love youse the special was so funny

Tim

Henry?

Tim

I appreciate the effort, ma! RIP Zippy

RyleyD27

Touchè! 🤣 and 100%!!!

Slappy McNutsack

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to have a joint Facebook account? We know when my wife’s aunt has a new man because we all get a friend request from a new account that has some weird combo of their names- like FrankSue TuckSon. My brother in law wants to make an “In memoriam” page for her old relationship’s FB accounts.

The Dude

100 dollar homie, long time first time. Is it garbage to stress over foleys problems more than my own. FYI going through a divorce, I respect the hustle foley

Joel

I got nothing

Buster McCheese

Yeah this has to be a Foley burner account or someone who’s exactly like him, or has never dealt with an immature asshole “friend” and business partner that refuses to grow up or take any accountability. I agree Kippy can be a hard ass, but imaging having to deal with this shit practically 24/7. I’d only hang around like he had bc it’s the best meal ticket I’ve ever had. Doesn’t make the behavior any less dickish.

CassieMakesArt

My grandfather has always done this 🤣

Lady Bug

😂😂😂

LaxCoach72

AYG if you ordered a car code read from amazon with full intention of returning it after you find out what the hell is wrong?

Brendan Faulkner

Is it garbage if you bribed your local watering hole 25$ to put the AYG special on in the back bar. Loved the special, proud of the boys. both of them, foley keep your head up man

Tony Dildos

$10 homie here, NHOR Is it garbage to use any of the extras inside a Walmart. I’m talking the bank, the hair salon, the eye doctor, the people who will do your taxes. Love youse

King of county jail

$10 landlover nhor Ayg if you currently watch the weather and traffic updates on the local news with an antenna cause you don’t have cable or streaming services?

Cornelius

FTLT. $10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage if you think L-Theanine is a cure all drug?🤣Love you guys and just busting your balls Foley.

Trouser manicotti

$10 enabler here. Looong time homie. AYG if you get a pup cup for the dog and then house it?

Justin Mayo

First time long time. Is it garbage to finish off any soda left in the car (who knows how long it's been there) as long as there's at least even a whisper of carbonation?

M.Hammsteak

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to call Pop tarts breakfast pierogi?? Heard someone use pop tarts and pierogis as a comparison and Breakfast rogis were born

Carolyn G

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to be 26 and stuck in a custody situation with your parents? For context: recently had to move back in with mom and pop due to rent increases (s/o data centers). One of them is throwing in the towel and now I gotta choose between the two. Special was incredible boys! Love youse!

St kippy

$10 homie never had one read. You ever put chicken in your eggs? I had some leftover chicken and threw it in a scrambie with cheese. It blew my hair back, I call it the circle of life

MikeyB

you ever smoke a joint, a cig, and have a zyn in, all while drinking a beer?

Subconscious Italian

FTLT NHOR is it garbage to throw mud on your license plate to get out of paying for tolls?

Levon La Vida Loca

When I was in High School I had to write an album review for my newspaper class. Me the bozo that I am, did not do the assignment and ripped an article from Rolling Stone about the new Taking Back Sunday record…they printed that shit in the school newspaper. One of the seniors read the article and turned me in. I didn’t want to impress anyone I was just trying to not get grounded again.

Ya Motha

$10 homegirl. Love you guys and congrats on the specialI!!!! Is it garbage to strategically place a tattoo for giving the finger? F*** You ~ from South Philly!

FoleyHurtMe

Hey "producers" go back and watch the Ian eps on patreon on pull some free gold for the youstube.

FoleyHurtMe

He talked about throwing out a pitch in CLEVELAND on a free episode

Thomas Hansen

Brand new 10$ Piece of Garbagio, is it garbage to put a blow n go in your 17 year old brothers car after your DUI because your jammed up and can't afford a car (got dui in mothers car)

Foley’s Sponsor

$10 playa NHOR Can we somehow do a fundraiser where the homies can help recoup the funds Foley took. Kippy doesn’t deserve this BS. Something where Foley has to earn it though like a certain amount equals a mile Foley has to run??? Film it for punishment/content???

Foley’s Sponsor

Like $5k a mile but Foley has to RUN it. With like Ian or a legit drill instructor behind him screaming/degrading him till he finishes.

Crispy

10$ HNHOR is it garbage to sleep in your work truck in a pair of fresh boxers you bring from home when you let the rest of your clothes dry in the sun during your lunch break #landscape

Big L

10$ homie. NHOR is it garbage to rip your big toe nail and use it to clean your finger nails? The bird ain’t a fan. See ya in Springfield Love yous

Cum stain

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to ever be in a hot tub with your boss and coworkers?

Rick

Mine didn't get read nnnnnnoooooo. I was so excited. Don't worry I have more stories. Is it garbage when my dad's friend tells me stories at my dad's funeral 😆

Hobo Joe

AMERICAN GARBAGE 🙌 Lavender scented trash bag…..the bird is boujee May have had one two read Is it garbage to buy car parts from Amazon and return the busted part to get your money back? Got a short in a head light and this is just easier and cheaper then re doing the head light assembly/electric

Thomas Whitton

Man you guys are actually deleting messages. FOLEY you’d be fired and definitely prosecuted if you had a normal job. You need to be ashamed of what you did. PAY KEVIN EVERY DOLLAR YOU STOLE.

Dolpinitely

Long time homie NHOR. Is it garbage to show up late to the American Garbage taping because you were busy getting your wife pregnant? Context: My wife and I live in Tampa, and before leaving for Side Splitters, we decided to double-up on a quick shower. Long story short, we were late for the show, and our son is due December 10th. New generation of garbage coming soon. Love youse guys P.S. - She’s in the special for the question I submitted on her behalf without her knowledge. We had a blast 🤙

Yhung M.B.K

$10 homie never had one read! Is it garbage to use ice cold coors light in the bottom of your lunch box to keep your lunch cold because you forgot to put your ice packs in the freezer the night before😂🤦🏽‍♂️

CassieMakesArt

$10 soul sister and beautiful girl, NHOR. Are you garbage if your parents taught you to always keep an expired car insurance card in your car so the cop will give you a ticket for expired insurance instead of a speeding ticket?

Down under dirtbag

Is it garbage to teach my dog to grab a beer out the garage fridge?

CassieMakesArt

Wait is your wife the girl with the AirPod?? As an autistic girly, I felt a connection with her 🤣 Congrats, by the way!!!

Broken Glasses Big Fat Azzezz

$10 dollar homie, just signed up a few weeks ago! Is it garbage if you and your friend tag along to Chuck E Cheese with his brother, sister in law and 4 year old nephew and end up getting cut off from buying more pitchers of beer from the manager? We pre gamed beforehand so we walked in firing on all cylinders.

Zaza

Occasional ten dollar homie when I got the money. AYG if you just keep buying and using paper bowls exclusively.

Zaza

lol if you know you know.

Zaza

this could go from 0 to 100 quick. is it La Cirque, a mid tier mcdonalds or a gas station where you gottta ask for the key.

Zaza

theres gonna be another yoga ball

Randy Reeves

Is it garbage to be way to proud that all your cars have current tags

FoleyHurtMe

10$ Homie H1R is it garbage to brag about catching an early flight that was delayed when u STOLE THE MONEY FOR THE TICKET?

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2026-09-20 22:00 New €10,99 European garbage here. Youse ever constantly drive on empty because your dad says “new gas is better for the cars engine”? (Looking back we never had gas money)
2026-09-17 13:28 New €10,99 European garbage here. Youse ever constantly drive on empty because your dad says “new gas is better for the car”? (Looking back we never had gas money)

New €10,99 European garbage here. Youse ever constantly drive on empty because your dad says “new gas is better for the car”? (Looking back we never had gas money)

Dolpinitely

She is in fact! She’ll love to hear this lol

TuddysMugMan

Great Q and yes, yes they are

Melkman of the Midwest

No question but can youse guys throw the list of podcasts you've done this week to promote the special?! I keep finding new ones.

Jam Dupp

NHOR Is it garbage to bare-ass the porta potty toilet? Union Tin-Knocker here and this is a very polarizing topic on a job site. Honorable mention for the blue chemical splash-back from dropping a big deuce.

Kelvin Jones Bryan

$10 Homie NHOR, a few weeks back you guys mentioned nutrigrain bars. Youse ever put one in the microwave for 10-15 seconds then spread peanut butter on it? You got yourself a warm pb&j bar, pair with a screaming cold glass of melk

Haftat

$10 homie - is it garbage to use the condensation from the McDonald's cup to wipe the fry grease off your steering wheel

Foleys hair on kippys forehead

Is it garbage to smoke weed with your pets?? My grandfather looked and smoked like a white haired Tommy Chong. He had an old cat that would come sit in the circle and ask you to blow it in his face…like one of the boys…just loved it!

Ya Motha

This is great 🤣

CassieMakesArt

Thanks 🤣 it’s one of the first things my dad taught me when I got my license. And it worked for my mom once years ago!!

CassieMakesArt

$10 soul sister and beautiful girl, NHOR. Are you garbage if your dad pretended to be a pizza delivery guy by just holding an empty pizza box so we could sneak our dog into the hotel room? He would have her on a leash and go up the elevator and pretend she was an emotional support dog or whatever, and then we’d just sneak into our room. We would put her in a big duffle bag (not zipped, obviously) when we went to take her outside and just hoped she didn’t bark. This was in Atlantic City, by the way. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6th Flight to Cleveland

New homie who signed up cuz the threads were going off so had to see what all the fuss is about. NHOR obviously. Is it garbage to have 10k McDonalds rewards points (saving for something big)

Walter Harper

Shout out to Kevin's cuz. Get the fam on the pod... get him media trained

Joe

Is it garbage to need the Heimlich maneuver twice as an adult? I’m a 31 year old military officer that’s 6-2, 220 pounds whose life was saved a few weeks ago for the second time of my adult life by my little Italian mom after I almost blacked out choking on her chicken Francese. This happened within 10 minutes of arriving at her house. Both her and my girlfriend cried after I nearly died, while I of course finished my meal afterward. Love you guys.

Rusty

Is it garbage to drink milk with ice cubes? Colder milk.. milk is mostly water.. whata ya think

Bryant Matthews

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your family lit Q-tips on fire because they didn’t have any birthday candles for your birthday cake?

Melly P

Tank top merch tho? Would be perfect for the winter holidays…. 🗑️❤️🗑️

Droobie

Ever own an appliance that has sharpie saying “property of”

Zaptavis

class class class

FoleyIsABerenstainBear

Yo, where TF is the Story Warz episode? I assume it was to promote American Garbage, are they some fake homies?! LJG is a clown and not even funny, Big Jay carries the whole thing. But what’s the deal?!

Abbie Nelson

NHOR $20 bozette here Is it garbage to attach your kite to a fishing pole? We always get the kids kites, attach them to a fishing pole & they go about 50-150 feet in the sky!

Big Dee

$10 homie NH1R Is it garbage if, after losing all the white plastic marbles, your family played Hungry Hungry Hippos using actual driveway gravel, resulting in cracked plastic hippos, bruised fingers, and an ungodly amount of noise?

Fred Astaire

$10 Canadian homie. Never had one read. Congrats on the special, it’s fantastic. Is it garbage if my sister and I had to take turns holding up the fabric on the roof of our car when we were kids?

Uncle cousin

10 buck Kentucky gentlemen Yall boys got any dirtbag urban legends back in high school me and my boys would keep all of our Rello packs because a older cousin told us if we collected a 1000 and sent them in we’d get free rellos for life See yall boys in cinci next year

FatBoiJuan

NHOR Long time dirtbag. You ever sell shit in school? My brother worked for Monster energy handing out drinks at car shows and other trash events. He would come home with cases of monsters and energy shots that I would take to high school and sell for 3 bucks a pop. Some jerk off drank too much, started having heart palpitations and narced on me and ruined my business.

Trailer Trash

$10 homie. Never had one read. AYG if you text your buddy who isn’t on Patreon highlights of the Patreon episodes? After the highlights of a recent one…you know which one… he said “today’s episode has been brought to you by the letter E , for embezzlement”

Jacked Doughboy

After listening to the boys on Adam Carolla, is foley dating a trans or something? He was awfully cool with the birds male cheerleader.

Denises youngest

Is it garbage if your aunt is two months younger than your older sister. My sister is two years older than me. When my dad told my grandma that he got a girl pregnant she bought tests for her to do in front of her because she didn’t believe her. She did one also and found out grandpa slipped one pass the goalie. Next closes sibling is 7 years older.

Garbage sommelier

$10 homie. Ever use the excuse, “ my grandmas fell down” as a way to get out of plans.

Lester Diamond

Is it garbage for two comics, to put out a special on crowd work, ask 6 questions between the two of them, and call it special?

O.J.'s Wife's Boyfriend

$10 homie have had one read. Are you garbage if you have a "No Soliciting" sign on your front door? Extra points if it's a homemade sign written on cardboard like my neighbor has

Ballzak

10$ homie, never had one Is it garbage to hold your moms lit cig or dads beer while they zip up your jacket?

Gaseous Clay

$10 home slice, never had one read. Is it garbage to roast marshmallows over the gas stove burner in the kitchen? PS - I’ll sponsor Foley

STEPHEN TAYLOR

Is it garbage to have RC cola at a bar on the tap line

Gaseous Clay

Is it garbage to not know how much you are donating monthly to AYG on Patreon? I said $10 homie but I’m at $20 monthly 🙃🔫

Naansense

$10 Jester of the Burbs. Is it garbage to drive the most expensive Kia currently in production? EV9 GT Line. Can’t wait to see youse at Mohegan!

The Garbage Pail Kid

$10 Beautiful Girl here. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your dad always bought the holiday glasses from Long John Silvers and those were the best dishes in your household? Not gonna lie, I thought we were rich.

jakereno

Never had one read. Have you ever fist fought a parent or adult relative when you were younger? My exwife fist fought her stepmom at her highschool graduation party. Ps her stepmom use to be a stripper

Chance223

10 dollar homie NHOR are you garbage if you have shower beers? Yes beers plural

Steven Landis

It’s fucked up for sure but kippy just has to categorize all his personal purchases as owner drawings and dock the bugman’s pay for a month or two…. That being said I hope they can come out of this okay….

Taylor W.

$10 Homie never had one read to request Josh from Mythical Kitchen to do the show - or you guys to do his show The Last Meal. Both would be FUCKING GOLD. k, love youse, bye.

Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe

$10 Journeyman here! First time, long time, never had one read! Is it Garbage to tell people you do a different job than what you do because it’s easier to explain? I’m a crane oiler/rigger but I tell people I’m a crane operator because it’s easier than explaining what I actually do

Tako Tuesday

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to use Old Spice body spray as the household bathroom spray?

Dessert farmer

To trashy not to share but i was heading home in the work truck how ya doing, saw a guy standing on the side of the road next to his broken down car with a heater and his thumb out and a bud heavy in his other hand, would've picked em up but the company jammed me up with dash cams

Don’tdoublelediptheAmex

$10 donator known as a homie never had one read; is it garbage to wait till night time to go to the ER so when you hand over your unpaid shut off insurance card they can’t figure it out because it’s nighttime? Had to get a giant splinter removed but I waited until night to go for having not paid my health insurance so they couldn’t figure out till morning that it wasn’t active lol

Adrian

$10 homie NHOR, AYG if you put whipped cream on your pancakes

The lil bag in foley’s left sock

How old is too old for youse to be on a BMX bike? I automatically any dude over 30 on a BMX bike has at least one B&E

Alex Castrillo

$10 homie, never had one read. First, I gotta say I loves yous guys and I hope yall never stop doing what yall are doing. Best podcasts and specials out there. Is it garbage to use whatever you currently have in your hand to wipe up a mess. Example: I had a piece of bread that was getting thrown out anyway and noticed my daughter dropped some yogurt, so obviously had a two birds one stone situation on my hands and sopped that bad boy up.

Physical Media Militia Podcast

$10 big dawg never had one read Is it garbage to buy sushi from a grocery store in a landlocked state like Colorado?

Cam

Get dru and naim on

Jack Vandelay

Do you ever pick stuff up with your feet?

$2.00 on pump 2

Is it garbage to pick up a bag of “walking around grapes” when you walk into a grocery store? You get a snack while you shop and a lower cost on grapes.

Sexy Sasquatch

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if you hooked up with a girl we both thought we were cousins. 2nd or 3rd whatever the breakdown is. But luckily you found out afterwards we only thought we were cousins because our aunts were best friends and just told us that so we would get along when we were young. Do I get bonus garbage points if her name was Hope.

Daniel Carrara

Garbage to leave a butter knife in the Entenmann’s danish box for its duration?

michael denino

Ten dolla holla here. Is it garbage if your driveway extends behind your house? There is many ways this can go. The best case scenario is that the driveway leads to a very nice detached garage. That’s classy but goes down hill quick!!

LemonWitLime

$10 LGBTAYG NH1R u remember the first time u saw a giant patio chair?

kevin

10 dollar homie, never had one read. Im sorry this one is so wordy: Are you garbage if one of your fondest memories as a kid was laughing so hard I pissed my pants when my mom burped the alphabet, and farted so hard she changed the channel on the TV? Back in the days of "ka-thunk" kinda channel changers...My mom bet me the TV for the night that she could squeeze out the entire alphabet in a single long burp. She did... albeit flying through the letters... but I guess she had one in the chamber as the cherry on top and let a fart go that slapped against the leather chair. The dog was disturbed enough at the burps, that she got up and started scratching her collar... which caused her tags to jingle and the high pitch tones that were picked up on the remote's reciever causing the channel to switch from three (cable) to four (local news)... but when I turned to her... the look on her face accepting the chaos had my 8 year old ass dying enough to turn on the faucet. I couldn't stop laughing. RIP Debi. Classiest fucking broad I ever knew.

E. Roy Smith

$10 card carrying homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to have a favorite fast food straw? I have a stockpile of about 20 McDonald’s red n yellow bangers in my glove box.

James the Heater Deleter

$10 Homie - Been a minute since I’ve had one read. Is it garbage if your dad is 1 of 10 (Catholics) and all their names start with R? Bonus points if you can guess all 10 names.

Sweet Fancy Moses

Yes but also it makes sense as some straws are epic trash nowadays. The best were Wendy’s circa 2010

Joey Bag of Donuts

$10 homie… idk if this is genius or garbage. Context: My wife and I live in Charlotte, which is a huge connector airport. Like 95% of people on our flights don’t have their final destination as Charlotte. So pretty much 9/10 times the airline will overbook and offer $$$ to change flights. Since we know there will be plenty of flights to Charlotte we not only offer, we negotiate the offer depending how desperate the airline is. Everyone else is desperate to get to make their connection and we sit back drinking airport beers. Last year we got probably $3k cash a piece collectively for switching flights, usually only delaying our plans for a few hours at most.

Landon the jew i will be president in 20 years

5 dollar homie here first time very long time is it garbage if growing up your mom would eat all the snacks so shed make me hide it and when i went to my dads the baller of the family divorced would tear my room up weekly for 7 plus years till she lost custody

Thisfatandtheotherthing

$10 homie NHOR — is it garbage if you pour water into your empty koolaid/crystal light packet to swish out the powder clinging to the inside or is that a Kennedy move in this economy

Droobie

Never had one read, is it garbage to know all brands of well liquors at the local dive? Love youse!

EggsAndKetchup

$10 homey… had a few read. Is it garbage if you are a McDonald’s owner operator and spent 30 minutes explaining AYG to the local marketing team today in hopes that they can get a message to national marketing to check out the podcast, listen to H Foley’s passion for the Gold Sauce, and to help the boy out by bringing it back! (This is an honest to god thing I did today so don’t stop talking about it).

DonaHaze

10 dollar Homette Here!! My question .. I was mainstreamed from private school into public school in 9th grade .. 9th grade was hard cuz everyone wanted to be my friend, the boys started noticing me and I lost track of my studies .. is it Garbage to have passed every grade in high school in night school and graduated high school in summer school but have the same diploma as all your classmates.. I also walked the stage just at another school... Passed by the skin of my teeth boyeeeeez!! I make six figures now with No college degree :) shout out class of 1999 Smoker stairs!!

Luis FDT

Long time listener first time caller! Are you garbage if you watch code blue cam to tell yourself “at least I’m that bad off” while drinking a 12r on a Tuesday!

TMAT

Dempsey Group Board Member Are you garbage if your entire family shares all names, my old man was John Thomas Michael (Last Name) Sr., oldest bro John Thomas Michael (Last Name) Jr., middle bro Michael Thomas John (Last Name) and I am Thomas John Michael (Last Name). And to keep the trash train going, my son is Thomas John Michael (Last Name) Jr. Added bonus our last name is a common first name too, howyadoin'!

cousin Ian's basement fan

10 dollar homie here started this before the pandemic before drinks to go were a thing. Is it garbage to keep your soup at the table to ask for a container for it to dump a mixed drink on before you leave the restaurant.

George likes his chicken spicy

$10 Homie never had one read. Is it garbage if when you were a kid and your car windshield got chipped your dad took a hammer too it because if they come out to fix it and it’s not bad enough they’re just gonna fill it in and not replace the whole thing. That’s how they get ya

Tits out for Tuddy

$10 hoagie NHOR. Is it garbage that I made my husband laugh out loud at our nieces high school play of James and the giant peach with an off color joke? They were announcing that the peach was tumbling towards New York City and I whispered “Mr President, they’ve hit the second tower”. Couldn’t help myself.

We’llberightback

$15 homie never have one read. Is it garbage if you wipe down the bathroom with your dirty underwear after every shower? I do this every time I take a shower to even out the chore how ya doin? I share the bath with my girlfriend by the way

Grayson

Ever walk, or drive, around with a straw in your mouth like a toothpick?

Levi Robinson

$10 homie first time long time ayg if you have 2 nephews with the same name, my step brother and half sister both have a son named Grayson Ps I hated the name the first time

Matthew Iaria

Is it garbage to wash your hands after taking a shit then washing and wiping your hands on the dog because there’s no towels in the bathroom?

Fender Rhodes

Why you clowns think I called my patreon page Fender Rhodes it’s heavy bike sir

Genny’s Creamers

$10 shareholder NHOR, at what age is it garbage to wear your hat backwards?

Genny’s Creamers

$10 shareholder NHOR, is it garbage to call into local sports radio so you can tell everyone what the team should be doing?

ThatHummerCouple

First time long time, never had one read! Is it garbage to budget heaters and the Are You Garbage Patreon together in the same category?

FoleyOnABender

Wore mine backwards to the office this morning. 34 yo garbaggio from Canada. lol

Eddie Barreto

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to get (blank) family vacation shirts printed?

JumboShrimp

New $10 Khaki-Crapper FTLT-NHOR. Is it garbage to mute the ball game and put the radio commentators on in your headphones? Shout out WFAN

STEPHEN TAYLOR

Are you garbage if your parents only bought you boots because you would destroy everything else , kippy I was a big LUGZ guy 🤣 if you get it you get it

Jordin McLaughlin

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if your almost 2 year old son will only drink water/juice/milk from a fountain soda cup?

Adam Stickelbault

$10 dirtbag and foley cheerleader Is it garbage to the sue the city if i was hit by a city trash/dump truck as it was turning right and was clipped on the side and back as I walking back to my mail truck (mail carrier for usps) and in the crosswalk. Taken to the hospital and thankfully discharged with only minor injuries. Bonus points for using a personal injury lawyer commonly seen and advertises regularly and quoted?? Seriously though, am i trash for taking my friends advice and calling even though I walked away relatively unscathed and mostly only suffering from psychological symptoms? PS On day 3 of recovering. Love the pod , you guys helped me get clean and have kept me entertained since, keep it up foley!! Keep on shining Mr clean! dad! Keep is classy new guy Luke! Peace

NGL Trust Fund Manager

FTLT-NHOR: Is it garbage to lose a family member’s ashes in the divorce?

Toby laughed at his own jokes

Brand new… “and I’m making up a number” $10 trash collector. NHOR Is it garbage if your dad stole the ketchup and mustard bottles from restaurants to, in his words, “make up for tipping” ?

Michael

new homie how ye dern? NHOR- Kippy, its hemmed up cause they sized him up hemming is like a pants alteration to make them fit to size “got my homie hemmed up and they’re all around”

Tuddy’s Call Service L.L.C

First time asker Been mooching off hubs Patreon. Now I’m a $10 homie myself Ayg if you use an ice cube tray as a daily pill organizer because you’re too cheap to spend the $4 on a real one