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Hard Feelings - Water For The Table (Audio) (Patreon)

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2026-10-24 15:00:14
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2026-10
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What up, homies! A hot couple joins the mile high club on the boy's flight, Foley isn't a fan of someone ordering water for the table, and the baby Kipperino is teething! You want 'em, we got 'em!

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T -Dawg

Shout out to my homies that are also having to work a Saturday 👌👌

hisandherpes

Get the big man a Stanley tumbler…

The-O.Ghee-Homie

Just had a baby so this is gonna be my last Hard Feelings for a bit, love all youse!

Tuddys Slumpbuster

Haven't listened yet, but do excited long time waited here. I plain and simple don't let people order "water for the table" if they order it before the rest of the party arrives, I simply explain that some people order no ice, or no straw etc, so I'll get waters if people ask for them when they arrive. If everyone is there, and some pussy tries to interject and tell me everyone wants waters, I'll make it a point to double check with everyone. 50% of the table usually gets a brewski and says nah to the water. Also, I'm tryna sell martinis and shit, quit forcing water on people.

Melkman of the Midwest

Love a good hard feelings when Foley really goes for the intro. ❤️

Ryan

Congrats on the kid buddy!

Ryan

The name 😂😂

Kaptain Kardboard

The real waiters just bring water for the table without being asked.

Garlic Gorilla

I drink water with every meal. This is why the bugman is 300+

AngryGuppy

Served tables at a high volume bar in Boston for over a decade. You dont automatically bring water because that sways them from getting an actual drink that costs money. If some dick orders "water for the table" and its not a bunch of kids that can ask their own drinks just ask people individually if they want a water when you take their drink order. Its up there with snapping your fingers at a server. Douche move if you're not with your kids.

Trash Can Pasta

Had a coupla belly laughs on this one! Boys I know the equipment sucks to lug around, but it sounds like we need another On The Road Hard Feelings with Cat Daddy!

spaceman_spliff

Ya know I popped on here to sh!7 on Foley for his crazy water thing but I pictured a sketch show or movie - call it Foleyville - where we pop into a wild sketch for all of Uncle Hanks inner fantasy world ... and even there he blows it fantastically in every situation. It's already written - just go through the transcripts of past eps. I'd buy that for a dollar!

Funky Blumpkins

Waters for the table SHOULD always be standard. Who cares if they go to waste or not? They’re free.

norathaexplora

Sometimes I’m like… thank God Foley doesn’t have a child😅

Ammmbreezy

Back when the drought hit California hard a lot of mid-tier restaurants stopped offering patrons water and there were even signs that would say something along the lines of water available upon request. When taking your order, the waiter wouldn’t ask if the table wanted any water. I suppose this would cut down on dishwashing and water wasting. Aside from that, I think it’s nice when the waitstaff asks if they should bring water for the table. Second best would be someone at the table requesting water for the table. Crazy ass Foley.

SomeJerk

Now I know that if Foley is ever my waiter, I’m either switching tables or going to a different restaurant.

Beau Dierman

And he’s going to be 400+ pretty soon.

Beau Dierman

Foley only hates “wudder” because it doesn’t have any calories.

Christine Rutledge

Foley, you always get water for the table! Come on now

pipo the clown

As if you cant listen while feeding or rocking the baby to sleep? Plenty of time with a newborn to distract with a podcast

The-O.Ghee-Homie

I have time to listen but I gotta save money wherever I can, unfortunately patreon didn't make the cut

Jeff Cantrell

One of the weirdest hills he ever died on