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Are You Garbage - How to Survive the End of the World (Video) (Patreon)

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2023-01-08 17:30:01
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ATTENTION: The World is Ending and Kippy and Foley are your only hope. Help them prepare for the End of the World by letting us know how the Homies Doomsday Prep! We wanna know what you guys got in your Go Bags and what you would do to save yourselves? Drop your ideas/strategies down below, love youse and good luck

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Are You Garbage - How to Survive the End of the World

ATTENTION: The World is Ending and Kippy and Foley are your only hope. Help them prepare for the End of the World by letting us know how the Homies Doomsday Prep! We wanna know what you guys got in your Go Bags and what you would do to save yourselves? Drop your ideas/strategies down below, love youse and good luck

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BofaDeezNutz

If i was going to the matreses in my bunker. I'd carry a rifle and a couple light firearms with tons of ammo for the human raiders, but my weapon of choice for zombies would be something blunt that I don't have to reload like a bat or an axe. For supplies, lots of first aid stuff, canned food. Water. Lots and lots of water. Some rope, knives of all sorts, toilet paper and an issue of better homes and gardens for landscape and decor ideas, for when the whole thing blows over, or if I run out of toilet paper. Maybe a Victoria secret catalog. The apocalypse can get lonely

Leftomatic

Funny shit I’m never disappointed with these guys

Dilly V

Kippy constantly yelling at Foley to “keep it in reality” while he has admitted not being able to do a pull up is the greatest piece of irony there is. 😂

cloudbloom

Man, I'm not even a "prepper" as they say but I've done my fair share of research into survival preparedness over the last 20 years and I can say this with certainty: you bozos are WOEFULLY unprepared if anything were to go down even if it were for a few days🤣🤣 let's just hope that the zombies are running comedy shows during the apocalypse so they have an excuse to keep you around, it's your only fighting chance I'll tell ya that much🤌

Zac Hansen

Best ep, do more doomsday scenarios

Tracy Rhein

I'm all for a pt. 2 on this "he zombied how he lived" was a good piece of business.

Barry McKaukiner

Are we done with fat court? It’s weird how much I care about this random fat dude on the other side of the country but I really want to see him get healthy lol

Lizlin4thewin

I’ve got a lot of double AA batteries for my vibrator. I figure I’ll just make myself sexually available to the most competent man in exchange for his protection. People won’t be so woke with no food!

Alex Tonello

In a zombie situation Ideally you go medieval on their ass! Full chain male to protect from bites. Less than 1% of the population will have bullets after the first week of zombies, so go for sharp weapons like machetes, axes, etc over nickel. Find a good spot to stay and fortify the location. And get a dirt bike or a horse to travel. Watch alone on how to catch squirrels

blackcop in chicago call that leroy on leroy crime

lol, as someone who works out, does bjj, shoots, camp, overlands. big cities are fucked. theres no way logistically to get that many people dispersed that quickly, ppl in the burbs fair much better. ps, if you dont know how to, hunt, forage(safely), tend a garden. LOAD and shoot a rifle. you are unequivocally fucked.

Stephen Taylor

I am prepped and gots a bag you bozos

Weston

Black Summer on Netflix. Most realistic zombie apocalypse yet. Check it out

Zara Pickel

I'm disabled so I'm getting high, drunk, and taking The Long Nap. Can't wait!

RezMed Customer Support

would love to see the bozos do a MRE taste test to see if they could make it

Schilldabeast

“I-bee-prowfren” and “Morris” code. Tough look!

THEOKLAHOMACOMEDIAN

I change my mind I’m only bringing my dental insurance card. You never know

Undercover Grimace

OK. So, when the pandemic was heating up, but before anybody was paying attention here, I started stocking up. I had a spreadsheet of food and calorie counts that were in the closet. Wife thought I was nuts. Beans and peanut butter are cheap and last forever. However, you can go weeks without food in a bad situation, so water and GTFO are the big problems. I live in Manhattan, and we're in the 90's on the east side, so even in normal times it gets a bit dicey. I actually bought a door stop barricade thing "just in case". That was nuts, and I did not tell the wife about that. To Foley's point, the pandemic was very calm, relatively, but that's because people kept going to work to deliver shit. If it was slightly more deadly, who knows? Anyway, getting out of the city with a car is not happening in a sudden emergency. We have some bikes. Also a dog, which sucks because I don't see how that would work. However, he sleeps with one eye open and would be an amazing guard dog. Great for the apocalypse, not great for GrubHub deliveries. My company gave "go bags" for 2020's holiday gift. Pretty great. I dumped the food because, again, you don't really need that. Added masks. They're cheap now. Another pandemic is easy. Just leave. People take a long time to realize it's bad. What we thought was going to happen is not really how it happened. Nuclear attack, etc, well shit. We moved upstate a few months in, BTW. Absolutely get out, if you can. Loved it. Also, as a fan of "Doomsday Preppers", why didn't they give camera gear to all of those people and let them film what they did during the pandemic? It's like, finally, I was right! Get the gear in the car! Let's go! Would've been amazing TV.

Scotty B

Why is the NJ shore safe haven?

NDawg7454

If shit hits the fan an any of you are in need of a blacksmith with homebuilding experience, head up to WI

No STD But It Hurts When I Pee JK That’s A Herpe

Life straw/iodine tablets (water), bow/sling shot (for reproducible ammo), fire starter, generator (good luck if don’t already own), seeds (for the long haul), salt, fishing tackle, hatchet, darts (fun)

Jack Toney

This concept is very cool, foley and kippy in a world war Z scenario with kippy being brad pitt and toby being the hot broad.

Dane DiAquino

Homie who's familiar with firearms, you effectively cannot own (legally) any gun in NYC, especially not pistols. And of the guns in the city (again assuming legal) they have to be heavily modified to meet tight requirements such as ammo capacity limits. Pretty much only ex-cops can have guns. Upstate the laws are a little bit lighter but still strict. If you're looking for some heavy bike stuff you gotta be in the south. Even then, full autos, suppressors, or short rifles are illegal federally without thousands of dollars in licenses and tax stamps. Better work on your baseball swing big man! Loved this ep!

Stu Goin

Kippy waited til the hour mark to hit a grand slam.. “I’d let you live….” Good piece of business boys..

Mark Dage

Sorry to let you know Foley but Mountain Valley just let distributors know there was a shortage of glass and they won't be around again until summer lol

Tim Dizillo

Great episode boys. Loved it. Can’t wait for part 2!!

Kippy Cant Winkle

next patreon goal: Foley walks to blue bell from new york

One Man’s Trash

Great Ep! Out here in Missourah, we got a little family farm where we can ride out the apocalypse. It's got a well with springs around for plenty of water. There's a couple gennys with a 500 gallon gas tank to keep the meat freezers going and a pair of Foley-sized cabinets chock full of MREs. Not to mention another Foley-sized safe for the pews pews and ammo.

Mike Marino

First place I’m going is to the airport, stealing a plane and getting the fuck to whichever island is warm and safe. The planes I fly have 200 seats plus standing room. AYG homies can sit in first class of course.

Fender Rhodes

guns and fucking ammo all i need, you homie i wont shot you to take your water and food.

Redman

I would suggest the movie "The Night Eats The World".

will larkin

make your way out to the west and i got about 50,000 rounds of 9mm and 5.56 for us boys

will larkin

nothing is more trash than being an unlicensed, unarmed longhair talking about how they would survive an apocalypse

CrippledEagle86

I'll run out of food before ammo and RED DAWN!!!!!!! AVENGE ME BOYS! AVENGE ME!!!

Welsh Rubbish

Competition time, the best to go bag!!!!!!

Adolf Rizzler

You gotta bring this up with a couple of the guests too, ones you think might be the prepper type, and see what their plans are or what provisions they’ve bought. It’s the AYG of Doomsday Preppers

Rusty Shackleford

Fellas I live on Long Island there’s the port Jeff ferry that you can bring vehicles on. Also a little known airport called Calabro

Patty's Cutlets Changed My Life

I’m like a hobby prepper over here in NJ. Got a plastic tub of long term supplies and a bug-out bag or two. Also like a million knives. Also might want to stockpile information. Like books on survival skills, gardening, and edible plants in your area.

John

In Texas, we don't register the guns.. We just got em. My go bag is to stay home and protect the fort! Stockpile medicine to trade for goods. Maybe step out and hunt a cow for a steak. Haha love the show! Keep em comin boys!

Brother James Lake

100 lbs ago the would have burned me for heat😆😆😆 I was fat. Still am but way fatter.

Nick Verner

Superglue my ass shut!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Elizabeth Hayes

Kippy insisting “live in reality!!” while discussing the apocalypse cracked me up

Magnificent Mustang

“I’d let you live” “Why?” “You love eatin’!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣THAT’S how you do it.