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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support, love youse guys. Go Birds. 

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Bert Fucks Dogs

Ever use cigarette butts as ear plugs as a kid?

Tim

Ever had a birthday party in a hotel room as a teenager ?

Gorilla Triscuits

Just became a $10 homie. What’s the longest you’ve driven with expired plates? I went a year and a half with the temp paper plate you get at the dealer. Money wasn’t the issue, just didn’t want to go to the BMV.

Tuddy’s Bottom Bitch

First time, long time homie here. Is it garbage if your grandmother used the bathroom (#1 or #2 is unclear) while you were in the shower and insisted it wasn’t a big deal? She would even get offended if you made it clear you were uncomfortable. She did this to everyone.

Bastardman

First time short time. You garbage if you ever eaten a fake inspection sticker?

Zackary Allen

Is it garbage to get your taxes done at a kiosk in walmart?

Tyler Lothersome

First time, medium time. Is it garbage to do a whirlpool in an above ground pool?

Jake Bradford

Never had one read. Are you garbage is you want to offer 2 random pieces of trash a feee sensory deprivation float because you heard them talk about it on hard feelings?? For real, if you guys ever come to Syracuse, NY I manage a float center and I can get you in on the house. It’s incredible!

Parker Terry

First time, some time. Is it garbage to poop at an open house and not flush.

Sean Sheedy

Long time 10$ investor here. I have watched the Stavvys World ep 1000000 times. I know he isn't a comedian but you guys HAVE to have super producer Eldis in for an eppie. Have Stav sit next to him if you must for riffage sake.

KippylikesSbarros

First time long time $10 homeyyy.. uh is it garbage to take financial advice form you guys ? XD love the pod

Myles Frank

Ever use your own chest as a plate while laying down?

Grapefruit Seltzer

Is it garbage to have nicknames for the homeless people in your neighborhood

Cody Winters

DO YOU ALWAYS RACE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU OFF THE LINE AT ANY RED LIGHT ? 🤔 🚦🏁🗑🏁

PureTrash84

$10 dollar homie here, haven’t had one read yet. Is it Garbage to drink the night before you have a doctors appointment ?

Garbitch

$10 homeskillet here and never had a question asked, is it Garbage to dress like you are classy but you commute to work wearing rollerblades? I see some dude doing this a few times a week.

Jessica Sims

Never had a question read, is it garbage to have a little sister the same age as your son

Katy Bradley

lT $10 aunt Tootie, I’m too goddamn old to be a homie! IIG if ur fav color is camouflage? Mine is yellow; I’m not that f’d up

Kayberry

$10 home girl never had a question read Is it garbage to have animals names after sports teams? I have dogs named dodger and cowboy!

Jessica Sims

Never had one read have you ever used a sheet or other bedding as a curtain

BofaDeezNutz

Is it garbage if you or a family member refer to some wack ass dish, as "world famous" even though it was only mediocre at best, and only ever eaten by the people in the room? Hey Betty, you and your garbage potato salad can kick rocks

Dr. Max Pounder

Have ya ever spun a cat around on a kitchen floor?

Michael

10$ homie long time listener first time subscriber. Is it garbage to have a Ted Nugent style Pinball machine that hasn’t been played in over a decade. PS. My friend who this is really about Dad just got it refurbished. Can send pics for proof

brandonbenoit719

$5 bozo here. Never had a question read. Is it garbage to whip out an inhailer after rippin a heater?

Casey Venema

Is it garbage to think to be excited for the post-breakfast shit you’re going to take AS your loading up your plate?

Ax3l_Fol3Y

Never had a question read. Have you ever known anyone that faked their death? Did u ever hear the rumor its legal if u stay gone 7 years.

Leftomatic

Is it trash to buy your Levi 501s with kohl’s cash?

Sam Courtney

$50 homè (accent because I’m new money) is it garbage if you won an award for a short story in elementary school that was about your grandpa (Opa) taking you to the dog race track?

Joe Cyst

Is it garbage to “squeeze a lemon” in a public bathroom and run the tap for a little bit to give the illusion to others that you’re washing your hands?

Ronan McBrearty

$10 shareholder, never had one read, is it garbage to have a trailer hitch on a non-truck vehicle?

Jeff Hess

Is it garbage if your Patreon name is an alias only because your first subscription was to an online startup nudie mag? The mag folder after about 3 editions.

Scrotes McGrotes

$10 investor here and haven’t had one read yet. Hostess or Little Debbie?

Jessica Sims

Never had one read ..is it trash if your tramp stamp consist of your kids names lol

Werlo

This one is for Henry... Is it garbage to start your day with a meeting and having a CPAP facemask imprint imbedded in your face? Gotta hit the steam room or something

Wheelie..

F.T.L.T. $10 Hooomie, never had one read. How many antennas are too many antennas? Saw Nissan with 12 on the roof in a Walmart handi spot the other day.

Damone

Is it trash if all your aunts keep plastic on their couches?

Undercover Grimace

FTLTT$H - Merch for things you don't own? Say Harley shirt but you don't ride, or perhaps a Ferrari hat.

Toby's ball massage

New $10 homie. Is it garbage to come out of the bathroom and say "she's all yours" to the next person. I watched a female nurse say it and it wrenched my gut.

Nolan Boyce

New $10 homie, love the pod. Is it garbage to ask the waiter what they would order?

Brooke T

New homie, long time listeners. Is it garbage if your husband built a proper skate ramp on your garage? Bonus points if you can’t park your car in it in the winter because that’s when he skates in it, and the snow from my car will “ruin the concrete”.

Bert Fucks Dogs

Guys who start practicing their golf swing mid conversation for no reason.

Foley Days

Is it garbage to have an outie belly button?

Paps

Is it garbage to use a stolen credit card to become a $10 dollar homie

BurnyGarbagio

Is it garbage to, at the age of 33, to ask your mom for a loan so you can stay a $10 homie?

THEOKLAHOMACOMEDIAN

I’m a little late on this thread… $10 homie Is a shower Joint 🍃 🗑️ garbage? Or clean living?

Kassie Holthaus

Is it garbage to keep an emergency can of spam in your car at all times?