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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse guys!

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Will Spray

First timer, $10 bozo. Have you or a family member ever owned a vehicle with 2 or more parts from other vehicles attached to it. (I.e. bumper, hood, door, etc) And yes that it my real name.

Daniel Bagley

$10 homie, first question. Are you garbage if you sign up to an 18 month cell phone contract at $35 amonth, because they're offering $120 cashback on sign up. Just so you can afford to go boozing with the boys? (Back in the day my mate was signed up for 5 cell phones contracts a month at one point. We'd randomly get a message saying "Where are you boys at? I've just been to T-Mobile to get some free money and I'm thirsty!!!"

Big Tim

Btw as a larger gentleman who has been to Hawaii, Walmart in Hawaii is big guy heaven for cheap clothes and just hits different but don’t sleep on hitting a TJ Maxx or Marshals for sizes you don’t see in the continental states

SoggyCigSteve

$10 Haomie is it garbage if you go on a vacation, see a Wawa for the first time, and have never wanted to be inside a building so bad

Cody Winters

Is it trash if your old mans government is Danny ? .. not Daniel .. Danny

Ryan Crook

Is it trash to do a beer bong through a pool noodle?

Jane

$10 homie NHOR AYG if you drove from Ohio to myrtle beach in the middle of June in a car with no ac

Phillip Muhkrevis

$10 homie never had one read… is it garbage if your wife sends you $1 Venmo requests after sex

Andrew Freed

Is it garbage to grill a slow poke who was hogging the left lane while you pass them on the right?

casual carrier

Is it garbage to look up how much AYG makes monthly on patreon to decide if I want to double my money and become a 20 dollar domestic investor?

Connor Dougherty

Never had one read. Are you garbage if you’re using scissors to cut your finger nails and toe nails? 😅

mathew burch

It's trash to have Crocs prescribed to you, and it's ultra-trash for Foley to wear his father's prescription Crocs. WTF, Henry?!

trippyD

New $10 homie. Ever wedge a soda can on the back tire of your bike to make it sound motorized?

Patty’s Young Bull

Are you garbage if the biggest “holiday” for your family was the Daytona 500?

Bryce

What level of Garbage have I achieved if I am taking advantage of my bank ATM dispensing 5, 10, 20 dollar bills to pull out 20 in 5s to put a single 5 back in to take out the last 15 I couldn't take out on the initial withdrawl

Fat Court Juror #4

New $10 bozo are you garbage if when you go through old photos when you were a kid you saw yourself with one too many burger king paper crowns at your birthday parties?

cleveland depression

Long time bozo new 10$ homie Are you garbage if you don’t have any doors on your kitchen cabinets? A buddy of mine never did and it gave me the heebie jeebies. Bonus question!! Same buddy, but are you classy trash if you have 2 double wide trailers put together? We always told him he was redneck royalty.

Foleys Side Boob

long time listener, new $5 homie. Is it garbage if your parents bought Christmas presents for you from your crackhead cousin who stole tvs, toys, ACs, etc?

Tim Owen

My parents are going to Seacrets for their 65th birthdays. Yuck.

Mike

Whatsup fellas, longtime bozo, brand new 10 dollar homie, is it garbage if the corner of my phone screens are always cracked because I constantly use it to open my beers. I used to use lighters but quit the ciggies

Austin Griffin

Yo, longtime garbagian, is it garbage to drink your craft beer out of plastic cup because taking an actual glass to the shower is too dangerous ?

Brooke T

Long time bozo, new time homie. Is it garbage to have your baby album in a school binder? My husband's parents were both addicts and at some point lost possession of their house and things, so whatever childhood photos they could scrap together are now in a 3-ring binder.

The garbage can

Is it garbage to use other using different things around the house for not intended uses. Example I moved to Colorado amd wanted to go hiking so I use my co structure boots instead of buying hiking boots

Laura Cooper

Is it garbage to give scratch offs as a Christmas present?

Patty's Cutlets Changed My Life

Is it garbage to pull $150 (a buck fiddy) out of the bank for a week of gas and beers when you know your account is about to overdraft?

Jack Armstrong

Are you garbage if you make your cool aid in a gallon milk jug.

Louis

Have you ever heard of someone buying a used above-ground pool?

Javier Aguilar

New $10 homie, love the pod. Is it garbage to give your parents money when they go to the casino in exchange for some of the profit? They never gave me money back but I knew they won when they took the family out for breakfast the next day.

Romey_G

Long time listener - $5 homie. Is it garbage to pee in a bottle in the middle of the night to avoid having to go all the way to the bathroom and then flush the toilet and risk waking up parents or anyone if importance? Especially if you pee twice a night and the bathroom is beside their bedroom.. Dispose of bottles in morning.

Tony Guglielmini

$10 dirtbag over here, is it garbage to after you make your pasta for mac and cheese to put it directly into a the container you’re storing it in so not to loose any of the cheese when mixing it in the pot. (And yes I do not eat the whole Mac and cheese box in one sitting)

J

Is it garbage to eat in the shower? I ate a large steak and cheese sub with extra cheese (from Mighty Subs) while showering when on my 20th birthday.

oliver clark

$10 dollar homie livin in the Sunshine Coast Australia. Haven’t had one read yet. Is it garbage to be 6 weeks older than your uncle. Grandad liked a bit to much of the Hachy Machy

nic doyle

LONG time listener never had 1 read ayg if ur girl drinks a cider out of a straw (served at the bar in a pint glass) her defense—“it’s a cider not a beer”

D Roz from Brooklyn

Never had a question read. Is it garbage to mix bourbon with apple juice?

Leftomatic

FAMILY GARBAGE: Are you garbage if you get your mom a bowling ball and bowling shoes for Christmas and it was her best gift out of 5 kids who all have enough to spend more than me and 2 of them don't even get her anything

Tubbyomar

Is it garbage if growing up your parents told you that the cars kept getting stolen but in reality they were getting repo'd when we didn't notice?.

Jeremy Rigby

Never had a question read… Is it garbage if you repeatedly catch your wife dipping her finger into the powdered coffee creamer because “I like how it tastes”???

Matt Lefkowitz

Never have a question read 10 dollar homie is it garbage when u go to a strip club and use your money in 10 mins and after the stripper comes up to u and say your broke and she goes there’s an atm right there and u say I know I see it too?

Essai Ramos

Is it garbage to have traffic cones at home to save a parking spot right in front ?

Hanks Hot Takes

Getting caught on a red light camera. Picking your nose

Mody C

Is it garbage if your jammed up for change when your 5 year old loses a tooth so you take a 'loan' from his piggy bank?

Marcus

First time question 2 year homie. How trash is it to brush your teeth while on the couch? You get a better and longer brush session if you are kicking back with your feet up and YouTube running.

Sofa_king_garbage

Long time bozo, first time question. Is it garbage if a restaurant won't give you a togo cup for your adult beverage so you put it in a to go box

Cucci

First time long time. Is it garbage to steal your dads nose hair trimmer to shave your uni brow.

Inda John

New $10 homie, longtime garbage. Is it garbage to have a drawer in your refrigerator that is now just packets of ketchup, soy and duck sauce from takeout?