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Drop your questions here! Let us know if you haven't' had one read yet. Love youse guys. Appreciate the support! 

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the_brevity

Is it baseball hat or baseball cap? (Is cap classier?) Does the answer change once you are over 70?

Drew P. Weiner

Is it garbage if your sisters went to a dance studio that was in front of the county jail and had a bail bonds office next door to it?

TerminallyOnMedicine

$10 homie here, is it garbage if you refer to the movie Joe Dirt as “film”?

Mike Diesel

$10 homie here never had one read. Ever been invited to the bachelor party but not the wedding? I've been in this situation 3 times and am gearing up for my 4th.

Danny Goldsmith III

$10 Homie here fellas. You ever used Christmas lights as an extension cord?

Foleys Side Boob

$5 bozo, is it garbage to ask a homeless person if you/your vehicle smells like weed? I just smoked a j on the way to work and needed to know. She put her head in my car

Ur Dads Brother Twice Removed

Is it garbage to get dunked on at a YMCA mens basketball league, by a guy wearing a Carhartt loose fit work shirt he clearly wore that day during his 10 hour construction job?

John Doyle

$10 Homie here, never had one read. For the love of Tuddy, Foley needs Lexapro. I was just like Foley (minus about two tree hunid pounds) with anxiety. Constantly over analyzing the simplest of tasks. My wife recommended seeing a Doctor, Lexapro 10mg changed my life. Such a wave of relief that I was emotional I lived 30years like that. I will personally up my donation monthly to cover the cost of the doctors visit and prescription if I don’t have to listen to Hank panic about driving a car while on a stress relieving vacation. Love yous.

Tuddy Twister

$10 homie and long time bozo, would y’all ever do a meet up or something? Get the whole army of garbage out and stutter the PBR supply chain type thing….

2inch Stinger

AYG if you taught your 8 year old daughter that I’m “watching the boys” means AYG is on and it’s no kids time in the den. (PS Foley is her favorite)

Jeff Hess

Is it garbage to leave the protective covering on your new stainless steel dishwasher because you don’t want to scratch it?

BillBowTBagnz

Is it Garbage to have your doctor's office attached to a mall

Joe

Is it garbage to reuse disposable plastic cups

BJ

Just a bozo.. is it trash to let your kid think that raman is, on nights you nights your not home. We never eat it together, so to her it might be a delicacy?

David Savage

$10 homie, never had one read yet, is it garbage to add 7up to a bowl of sherbert?

Doofus Aloofus

First Time Garbagio - *Are you Garbage* if you drop a wicked deuce, Wipe way too many times but take the last two wipes and throw them in the trash can so there is a possibility of hope that the toilet doesn't start to barf all over the floor!

Joe Laster

FTLTNHOR Have you ever lit a friend’s ciggy with you’re already lit ciggy and referred to it as a buttfuck?

DHubz

First time asking - Is it garbage if you take large shells from the beach and bring them home and use them as wobbly soap dishes for the bathrooms?

Victor Raine

$10 board member from md. Nhor. Have u ever used a free cologne sample that came with a magazine.

Bob Gnarley

*$10 homie, never had one read* Is it garbage to have multiple little Buddah/Buddhist ornaments around the house yet you are a raging, hot headed psyconaught? My uncle has thrm EVERYWHERE and he's traaaaaash. What's he thinking!?

Josh C

$10 shareholder - never had a question read... Is it garbage to have your favorite Chinese restaurant listed higher in your phones favorites than your wife and kids numbers?

ROBERT BROCK-PENROSE

New $10 Homie. Is it garbage if your parents watch the same show but in different rooms

Fat Court Juror #4

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage when you order way too much food from take out and ask the cashier to give you two sets of plastic wear so they don’t think all the food is for you?

Eroy Smith

$10 PA shareholder, never had one read… is it garbage to order two or three full combo meals in the drive-thru because you’re too embarrassed to order two burgers and a 10 banger of nuggies for yourself?

Three Dollar Membership Tier

$10 LA homie - AYG if you’re a podcast host & the goddamn headphone doesn’t fit since day one and you keep adjusting it but never changing it? Lol shouts out to kippy

dead_lantern_gamer

$10 homie, NHAQR. Are you a fat piece of garbage if you eat the equivalent of a sandwich in ingredients while making a sandwich for lunch? Are you a fat piece of garbage if you order another order of fries because you know one set of fries won't make it home?

J

Is it garbage to have fought a goose? (it's the worst scar to explain to people.)

IronAidan

$15 Canadian Homie, NHAQR Is it garbage to come inside after smoking a burnie and grab a freezing cold beer before even taking off your jacket? Btw it's -40 C here.

Leftomatic

Is it garbage if you learned how to drive stick shift at 12 years old because your mom was pregnant with your step brother/got married in Vegas, just Incase she went into emergency labor and needed a DD. She’s lucky I didn’t start drinking until I was 14

Ricky Keslo

FTLT-$10 Homie NHOR. Is it garbage if you call a bottle opener a “Church Key”?

Doctor Muhgillacudi

First, long, all that shit - is it garbage if your Mom leaves you a message that you need to call her back asap to tell you something and you call her back and she just wanted to tell you she won $500 on a scratcher?

Steven Wolf

$10 long time hoe-me here, NHOR! Is it garbage to use butter flavored cooking spray on your toast because you ran out of actual butter?

SuzieQ

Are you garbage if you ask for a to-go meal from a wedding.. like you have your dinner then ask for one to-go at the end of the night

PharmDiesel

10$✌️is it garbage that my twin sister and I hot glued beer bottle caps to the ceiling of our minivan as “decoration”? This was senior year of highschool (96’) and our friends naned it “The Beer Cruiser”

Timbo Slice

LYH. Is it garbage to climb stairs 2 steps at a time?

Doggy Dingleberries

New $10 investor, NHOR... Have you ever had a part of your body fully on fire?

Jacob Bliss

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to order so much fast food for yourself that you ask the drive through people to box it up to give the illusion that you’re taking it home to your family when you’re actually just planning to eat it all in the car yourself and don’t even have a family?

Gettin’ blitzed on a work trip

Home turned bozo [due to leaving my card at a bar and never going back and letting all subscriptions lapse on the old card] turned back to a homie. 1. Buying adderal in Mexico, justifying it because you think you might have ADD but you’re too lazy to see a doctor so you want to do a test run; and then finding out that having that easy of access stimmies ain’t gonna work? 2. Not allowing yourself to leave a bar tab open because you will forget it, and you won’t come back.

Jalyn

Is it garbage to accept the top fan badge on Facebook for AYG (or any page for that matter)?

Dr. Max Pounder

10DH Is it garbage if you order food for yourself and they deliver it with five plastic forks? Foley, be honest.

J. Ressler

10DH Never had one read. Is it garbage to accept cash from your kids in exchange to do their chores?

Nick Markley

New member never had one read. Is it garbage to apply your hair loss spray while eating a burger and drinking beer in the middle of an airport bar?

John

Newly 10 dollar homie from a $5 Queef. Is it garbage to use a bathroom towel (I.e. one you use after a shower) because you have no clean kitchen towels?

PharmDiesel

10$✌️is it garbage always refer to your significant other as “Babe” and is “Beb” trashier? Also you do it so often that you accidentally call your friend, sibling, or a co-worker babe?

Stubbs412

Is it garbage to eat a PBandJ for dessert? $10 dollar homie from Pittsburgh!

Jack Armstrong

Have you even had “clean me” written in the dirt on your car.

Coop

$10 NHOR. Is it garbage to get a Margaritaville themed baby shower cake?