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Hey gang!  Drop your questions here. Let us know if you havent had one read yet (We're working thru everyone!) Thanks for the support.

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Michael Starr

Is it garbage to watch Jeopardy & call out the answers out loud in your living room?

Foleys Side Boob

not a question, just wanted to say: my dads mom has been called Hoochie Grandma since I was a toddler. & my dad owned a pontoon boat. Ever have to use a bungee cords as a belt? Or had 3 broken cars in the backyard? We’re the trashiest family in the Burgh baby

Big Zach Walt

New $5 fatty, long time listener, is it garbage if your dad calls his dentist when his back hurts because he gives out vicodin like they're tic tacs?

Trever Drew

Long time listener first time caller. Are you garbage if you live at home at 28, but also pay your parents mortgage? Or do they live with me?

Michael Erlanson

Is it garbage if you’re banned from your kids strip mall karate class for flipping off the business next door constantly

Gerardo Javier Aguilera

20 dollar booze-o Never had one read. Are you garbage if your dog dies and your parents bring in a new one with the same name? All I got was "god works in mysterious ways son" Pancho was a Chihuahua and they handed me a sheep dog.

Dirty Dirty Person

$10 homie FTLT.. garbage to wear a suit you bought for a wedding to a funeral years later?

Codie

$10 homie, never had one read. Are you garbage if your wife decorates the house for EVERY holiday? She just recently took down Valentine's Day decorations.

Undercover Grimace

I worked at Roy Rogers at a rest stop on the NYS Thurway, just north of Coxsackie. Those rest stops have back entrances for workers, so there's no "worker pass" for that place. I'm sure some are different, but we didn't exactly have a convention, so I don't know what other rest stops did. I will say this. Always order something a bit "weird" that needs to be made fresh. I have seen terrible things done in that kitchen.

Ramiro

Is it garbage that the Catholic Church I went to as a kid has a smoking section in the back of the parking lot?

Lou_Kang_

Have u ever taken what’s referred to as “a whore’s bath” taking one rn cause its date night and I’m cuttin it close

COACO AnEasternHemiInMySemiNowIGotFumes

I'm 24 and I don't have my own place but I have an Amex Platinum (independently) and a smoke show girlfriend so am I garbage or rainman?

Ivan Zekic

NEW MONEY SERBIAN GARBAGE... Has your father constantly asked your mother to push the car when it won't start?

Kyle Bolduc

Hey boys I never had one read. I am wondering if it’s trash to buy windshield wipers then return them with the old wipers in the box for money back? I used to date a chick that her mother would do shit like that all the time.

Sofa_king_garbage

FTLT. $10 HOMMIE .... is it garbage to wash Togo containers and use them as tupprware?

stamps

Is it garbage to finish defrosting your frozen shrimp in the shower because the kitchen sick drains too slow? I have a video of my buddy doing it. Big fan guys, love yas. Please come to Chicago. *excuse me, it's "cause the water stream is 1/10th of the size of your shower" lol

Cole C

Have you ever passed out drunk in a child’s bed

Homie Balogna

$10 shareholder from Philly never had a question read. Is it garbage to be on a first name basis with the people that sell you booze?

Pauly Walnuts

Brand spanking new $10 homie and NEWT here. Is it garbage to drink multiple beers in the shower?

Joey Noiz

Long time $10 broham - is it trash to write off my Patreon expenses on my taxes? That business degree is coming in handy

Duncan Grant

First question asked new 10$ homie are you garbage if the car you drive is older than you are but definitely isn't considered a classic?

Suckmydick

10$ homie. Is it Garbage if your Mom and stepmom have the same birthday?

Matthew

First time long time! Hot pocket with a fork? Classy or trashy?

Dice Vick

Is it garbage to wash your blender by putting water and soap in it?

Matthew

Ham and cheese hot pocket on top of a chicken patty. White trash chicken cordon BLUE

Cody Winters

WHATS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU WILL PICK UP OFF THE GROUND .. I KNOW FOLEYS NOT BENDING DOWN FOR ANYTHING SHORT OF 3 FIGURES .. JK LOVE YOU BIG GUY

CowboySkudsy

$20 homie, never had one read. Have you ever gotten a gift for someone’s pet but not for them?

Trash_Compactor

Have you ever been to a place that has a “Cowabunga” burger?

The garbage can

Are you garbage if you try not to use hot water or the heat not because of the environment but because it's too expensive

Sean Garnhart

Have you ever opened the fridge at night used the light in the fridge to see what snacks you have rather than turn the kitchen lights on?

Gorilla Triscuits

Is it garbage to get a speeding ticket in Georgia 10 years ago but you never paid the additional “super speeder fine” so you just chuck the whole state as a loss and never drive through it again?

Jaxon Jaxoff

$10 homie, is it garbage to have your wedding reception at a Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas?

David Savage

$10 bozo, never had one read, Is it garbage to travel with your toothbrush/toiletries in a plastic bag?

BofaDeezNutz

$10 investor. Is it garbage to stand outside the window of Good Morning America? Bonus question. is it more garbage if you're holding a sign that's a shoutout to a friend or family member bozo?

The Ginny Flash

10$ homie never had one read my go to at 14 was a pack of Newports and Colt 45 with the wide mouth garbage or clean livin’

Money_Mark97

$20 Homie here, never had one read. Only been listening the last year or so, not sure if this has been asked before. I usually only shower 2 times a week. Is that garbage? How many times a week should you shower?

Wet Cigg

10$ homie, nvr had 1 red...Is it garbage to snip the stitches in you lips with a switchblade so you can suck back a few heaters before the plastic surgeon has a peek at his handiwork?.....or just good clean livin

Lady Bitch

Never had one read and just saw this happen. Is it garbage to take off your shoes while donating blood?

Wade Boggs Beers

Is it garbage to pour warm milk in a bowl of chopped up cake pieces, in order to make cake soup?

Luckyluie

10 investor. Is it garbage to kill off a family member to miss work. I told my boss my uncle had died from a heart attack and had to go to Michigan for the funeral but I actually went to Miami in March and came back with a serious tan that I could not hide.

Michael

Ever call a doctors appointment a reservation?

Shiny Shiny

Never had one read - have you ever been naked on a trampoline or bounce house?

Benny

Have you ever had a real gun pointed at you, and is it trashier if it’s loaded or not

PatrickOC

10 dollar homie here - never had one read: Are You Garbage if you use an extension cord to plug in a Standing Fan to cool us off OUTSIDE on a hot, humid day? My grandpa is the king of this, middle of summer we'll be outside grilling and he'd pull out a fan to cool him & others off basically in the middle of the yard.

Sticky Vicky

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to meet family members you didn’t know existed at a funeral because there was a second family/affair that no one was aware of? My mom met her half brother for the first time at her dad’s funeral then took a Xanax nap in the limo

Dominic Cercone

Never had one read. Is it garbage if you eat a pie from the middle out?

gregg Gange

Your $10 dollar homie her Micky Smalldickie. Havent had one read. Is it garbage to grow up on Dream Catcher dr but end up working at a grocery store? NOT MY DREAM! and is it garbage that my mom with give all my friends as kids soda in the little Dixie mouthwash cups? It would only hold 2 cubes of ice. Micky Smalldickie

Annie Freeze

$20 Homie, never had a question read. Do you or anyone in your family (DYOAIYF) say "already" like "are ready" (as one word) ?

glug man

New to patrionand trying to get in at the 10 dollar level.is it