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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you havent had one read yet. Thanks for the support. Love youse guys.

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Robert

Is it garabe if your dad built you a batting cage in the backyard made out of PVC pipe and orange construction netting?

Kyle Hotta

What's up $10 homie here with a 2 part question. Do you only use one washcloth in the shower? If yes then do you choose to have a footy ass or an assy foot?

Jmazda629

$10 homie. Is it garbage when your 37 year old husband uses Ed hardy cologne

Oxy Moron

Long time $20 homie, ya welcome for the studio Is it garbage if you let your wife cut your hair outside? The Mrs wanted to cut my hair outside to avoid clean up and to help birds make a nest with my hair

kirsten

You guys ever put bottle caps on your ceiling?

Duncan Grant

Never had one read, are you garbage if you have more cars parked out front then people living in the house (they're not lamborghinis)

Mattsquatch

Kippy, Uncle Hank, T-bone, and new guy Luke. I just wanted to thank you for keeping me sane. I had to drive 4500 miles (Seattle to Chicago and back) for my grandmother's funeral. I listened to the back log of all the episodes, and it really helped get me through this tough drive and even tougher time. Thank you again. -Matthew

Toby's ball massage

When nobody's looking, have you ever foraged for food in the employee fridge?

Foleys Side Boob

do you call your jungle bridge a taint or a gooch? 😂

E Beezy from Vacaville

First time Long time $10 shareholder, Is it garbage to keep the fortune from your fortune cookie when you eat Chinese food, or to use the lotto numbers if the fortune has those?

Toomanydavesmiths

$10 husky homie. Is it garbage if you talk in code on the phone with your brother the second a family member gets picked up? Is it also garbage if you’re surprised when a family member gets popped and it’s their first arrest?

Foleys Side Boob

is it garbage that my job has a “if you shit your pants you go home with full pay” golden rule? I’ve used it a time or two.

Sarahfina

Did your parents ever not pay for a field trip so you had to stay back with a different class ?

chris bloomfield

$10 homie here....never had one read. What is MORE garbage : requesting your birthday off work or requesting the day after your birthday off work?

Borlande

Is it Trash to eat PB&J on Croissant ?

Stephen Taylor

Is it garbage if your dog barks and growls at fake animals on the tv (as in the new buck hunter) 🤦🏻‍♂️ this I going to be a interesting

Stephen Taylor

Is it garbage if your at a restaurant for your dads 74th birthday and a flush mount ceiling light falls, almost hits you, and the owner comes over and says do you want a free shot of tequila. He later came over and said heyyy everyone’s getting free dessert tonight and there was a party upstairs with school teachers

Gennaro Nolano

FTLT Italian investor here: did we ever get an official list of trashy tattoos? Here in Italy a lot of people have tattoos of geckos or geishas, both of which are pretty trashy to me

Alexis Felix

First time, long time! Never had one HYOAIYF ever mistook Murphys oil soap for cooking oil? My Uncle from Mexico was visiting and he wanted to make his morning eggys. My mom wakes up to see the bottle of soap next to the dish pans and a dirty plate. My mom asked him if he used this bottle to cook with? My uncle said "yeah, i needed oil, but the food tasted like 11 soap. Calle this was circa 2005

Alexis Felix

First time, long time. Never had one read. HYOAIYF ever mistook Murphys oil soap for cooking oil? My Uncle from Mexico was visiting and he wanted to make his morning eggys. My mom wakes up to see the bottle of soap next to the dish pans and a dirty plate. My mom asked him if he used this bottle to cook with? My uncle said "yeah, i needed oil, but the food tasted like shit.” 😂 this was circa 2005

Palmer Hayes

$10 homie, growin up what was the duct tape sitch like around the house?

Admiral Trash Bag

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to order drive-thru fast food from the back seat of someone else’s car? And then also receive the fast food from the backseat.

Jack Kanoff

$10 Bozo, never had a question read. Is it garbage to use tongue when you kiss during your wedding ceremony? At every VFW/KFC wedding I've been to the couple have made-out dirtily.

Bonkos' Circus

Full confession: I use Yoo-hoo as coffee creamer.

Tj

$10 and Orlando show homie(fuck that dumb broad) never had a question read. Is it garbage if your mom and step dad got married on your birthday so we only had to go out to eat once to save money?

Devon Coffin

Plot twist. Tuddy takes out life insurance on uncle Hank. Kippy magically dies first and foleys left with nothing but payments on the new addition. Bizarro Jerry’s world

Tyler Edwards

Is it garbage to wear a disguise while underage to buy beer. Example: my friends and I were 16ish. Dressed our biggest friend up in an AC/DC hat, rock and roll hall of fame t shirt, blue jeans and work boots. Then we cut up pain brush bristles and glued them to his face to fill in his patchy beard. Used clear Elmer’s glue. Oh, then we made him roll around in dirt. It worked though, walked away with about 10 Old E’s

Taloon32

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to alternate sips of bud light and milk at the dinner table? My dad does this on a weekly basis

Bagged Milk

$20 dumb dumb Is it trashy or drunk classy to crush a couple cans of Guinness so you can grab the little widget/ball inside and play beer pong with them?

Doofus Aloofus

$10 horee moree - is it garbage if you pee on the empty pool that the landlord started to empty? Bonus - is it garbage to pee on the pool while it fills!?

Jason Whiteye

$10 overdrawn homie never had one read, is it garbage to give your coworker $20 in cash to Venmo to your Chime card on Saturday night so your account doesn’t get overdrawn when the $10 Patreon charge comes out so you can watch the bonus episodes?

Bonkos' Circus

$10 homie: how many funerals have you been asked to NOT attend?

Bagged Milk

$20 Big Boy (patiently waiting for you to come to Canada) Having anything except the factory bolts holding your license plate on (zip ties, duct tape, etc).

Sticky Vicky

Rewatched the Disney episodes and just remembered the time I asked my dad if we could go to Disney world and he said no because he “already went with the other family” when he was having an open affair with a lady from his work

harbinger of cum

Not sure if this is common anywhere but up in maine on vacation got a couple lobsters out of a claw machine. Super hillbilly trash

Sam

Are you garbage if you don't refrigerate ketchup after opening it? Flows easier & doesn't cool down the Sandie/fries.

Sam

Are you garbage if you buy any ketchup other than Heinz? Heinz or bust.

Justin Normandy

Is it garbage if my Dog will only eat off paper plates?

Michael

Have you or anyone you’ve known submitted an application video to Survivor?

McTwisted

First time long time. Do you pronounce it picture or pitcher, like look at this picture. I currently live in the south, they pronounce stuff like tomata, inside of tomato. Same with potata or winda instead of window. Also, do you say stuff like mash instead of press. Or "shut the light off".

Kippy_likey_

Is it Garbage to clean your shower with a power car buffer. ( I have video, and sent it to t bone on IG) Also same guy..aka my old man… is it garbage to vacuum your house with a gas powered leaf blower. (Mom outlawed this once he started runnin 2 stroke. )

Tuna No Crust

Is it garbage to get your 6 month old son a naked lady calendar for their bedroom. Also Adam Rowe is a top tier, A+, home run of an AYG guest.

PNW-Dirtbag

Is it garbage to not fully stop and have a sibling do a tuck and roll when dropping them off?

Justin T Sciulli

$10 homie here. Is it garbage to use Lava/Gojo as your regular soap at home?

Bruce

Is it garbage to buy out a gocery store when you find a price error. I got 60 rolls of jimmy dean sausage for 1$ each

Jay-J Funguy

HYOAYK ever used a binder clip as a money clip?

Damone

Ever move into a new place after a divorce and use a cutting board as a plate?

Damone

Ever eat yogurt with a butter knife?

Damone

Ever drink coffee out of tupperware? Man, I fucked up right now

Bud Light Girl

$10 Homie, first time question. Is it garbage to have a fake fireplace. Variety of styles. The light up logs that sit in the fireplace or the self standing fake fireplace