Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you havent had one read yet! Thanks for the support. Love youse! 

Comments

The Butthole Slurpers

FTLT, have you ever played disc golf at a nationally ranked course?

Bagged Milk

$20 homie. Have you or anyone you know had a curtain for a door? My Nan had essentially a shower curtain as the door for the basement bathroom.

Sausage Lover 9000

If you don’t finish your pasta does it go in the trash or back in the pot

Madeline Hall

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if my husband's "nice" shirt is a sleevelass flannel? He tucks it into his wranglers and tops it off with some cowboy boots 🤙

HoggieMoggie

Never had one read, is it garbage if you ask for light salt on the fries at a fast food restaurant. Coz youz know dem fuckers gotta make it fresh.

Alex Tonello

Is it garbage to call thorns prickers?

Muscles Marinara

Hey fellas! 20 Dollar silent partner here never had one read. Is it garbage if you can immediately tell how pissed off your dad is by how he pulls into the driveway? Gravel would usually be fuckin FLYIN!

Joey Noiz

Is it trash if you’re at Applebees with your Grandma and she orders a water, brought a bottle of her own lemon juice, orders extra lemons, and takes sweet n low packets combined to make “Nana’s lemonade” ?

Mr. Don Keyballs

Is it garbage if I as a homie want the freebee using youstube turds to be known as "scumbags"?

Rusty

Bigmouth Billy bass in any room of the house. Trash? Indeed.

Kevin Guest

Sorry for only being a 5$ holla but my home phone & cell phone area codes are both 215 so you know I’m pure bred garbage. Here are a few questions I think you could pepper in. What is the food you put cream cheese on? (BEGgull is sure fire trash) What is the plural form of the word “you”? (Yous, Yinz, Yall are all garbage - correct answer is the plural form of you is you😂) What is the item you dry yourself off with after you shower? (Apparently it’s pronounced with 2 syllables not 1 syllable, TAL, who knew?!) You are at the grocery store and want to make a homemade cheese steak, what cheese do you get from the deli and what cut of beef from the meat counter? (Trick question - CheezWhiz is in a jar and Steak-Ums are sold in the freezer section) Do you remember the most points you’ve ever scored in a CYO basketball game, including the gym you were in, and school you played? (I lit up St Bedes for 19 at our home gym St Ignatius in our White jerseys, 7th grade JV nbd….my dad was the coach and we had to pass 5 times before shooting like in Hoosiers, I was draining long range 2s like Jimmy Chitwood that day)

Dr. Farts

$10 Homie. NH1R. Is it garbage if you want to fuck your hot cousin?

Jimmy Jawn’s

Patreon milestone suggestion: the boys get a couple of hogs and go up to Sturgis. Trash bag heaven

Homie Balogna

$10 MontCo homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use the phrase “no one minds their own blend?”

T Boned

Are you garbage if you stop at a little league food stand bc they have a great $6 green chile cheese burger even if you don't have a kid playing. This is my life in New Mexico. T to the hoagie b.

Nova Hearts

$10 homie never had one read before. Is it garbage to ask for Pay in 4 to buy the new merch drop?

Sweet James

Ever tried to be classy and make a grilled steak salad, but didn’t have any steak? Cut-up some leftover grilled hotdogs, dropped on top of spinach, crumbled bleu cheese, & Olive Garden dressing, yet my wife gave me the wtf look. I called it the Ballpark Salad and have to say, it wasn’t that bad.

Nate Lane

10 dollar homie. Did your mom keep a hammer in the car that she would have you use to bang the starter under the car to start it after coming out of Kmart?

Leftomatic

Are you garbage if you have a traeger Bbq smoker and take pictures of the food you cook just to show people at every function you go to and explain/demonstrate how it works basically like a salesman? come to think of it traeger should be paying me.

Stephen Taylor

are you garbage if you say your car got stolen although it was repossessed ?

Stephen Taylor

Are you garbage if you trade cars like cards , my dad keeps buying cars from dealers and selling them to carmax for more money after driving it for some

Stephen Taylor

Are you garbage to put your dad in a bunk bed on vacation because it’s a twin and you want to share a full bed with your gf (my sister would bd in the top of the bunk bed ) and we are all splitting it evenly price wise

Stephen Taylor

Are you garbage to put your dad in a bunk bed on vacation because it’s a twin and you want to share a full bed with your gf (my sister would bd in the top of the bunk bed ) and we are all splitting it evenly price wise

Undercover Grimace

Ever made or accepted a collect call? For the under 35 crowd, explain what that is.

Iraqigold

$20 dollar board member here, never had one read. Is it garbage to get lotto number notifications straight to your phone

Jimmy

£10 Board member! Is it Garbage to be so jammed up for money that you apply to be part of a experimental drug trail?? I got 4 grand once to test an experimental flu drug

Fisted-Sister-69x69x420

#Hulk-Hoagie here, FTLT, $10 investor. AYG if you’ve ever incorporated the word “tractor-beam” into a serious conversation…

TJ B

Ever rollerbladed to work?

St4yDown

Samson here… 10$ homo… nhor is it garbage to play in the woods barefoot?

Alex Seet

$10 homie. Is it garbage to just put the whole grocery store basket full of groceries in your backseat cause it’s easier to carry when you get home

casual carrier

$10 investor, never had one read…. have u or anyone u know ever book hotels/motels for a vacation based on the surrounding activities, more specifically activities that cost nothing and u can walk to from said hotel/motel?

GasolineRainbowRoastBeef

is it garbage if your SCHOOL GYM WAS CARPETED with the court lines painted on?

Gearbox

Nhor, $10 homie- Have you ever used a measuring spoon to eat cereal or soup because all the regular spoons are dirty?

Kippi Longstocking

10 dolla homie is it garbage to claim you floss everyday when asked but it’s almost exclusively done using a bitten off finger nail

Bagged Milk

Buying a key off the internet to your buildings laundry machines.

kodak

Is it garbage too turn your hat backwards before you eat.😂

Jack Toney

AYG- $10 homie, is it garbage if you classify your towels by “swim and show towels”??

Sticky Vicky

$10 homie, NH1R, cut the sleeves off my Middle Class Famous tour tee so I can show some side boob at a NASCAR race?

Jesus Aguiniga

Is it garbage that in school we called a guy simba because his uncle killed his dad

Mary

When was the last time you took a free item off the side of the road and what was it?

Ross Reed

You ever dance with crazy and light your lighter in your pocket

Dawson Norris

First time long time, are you garbage if you’ve ever attempted a local restaurant’s eating challenge? Local example, “Eat 2 Chubby Avalanche Burgers in 30 minutes or less at Chubby’s BBQ”. Also, is it then even more garbage or classy to beat the challenge?

Dallas from Canada.

$14.95 homie from up north. Never had one read. Have you or anybody you know ever bought a fake service animal vest off Amazon so you can take your dog to a restaurant? …. Saw somebody doing that here and the dog was eating off buddies plate…..

KB_PGH

10 dollar homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if your Patreon member count goes down by a few hundred at the beginning of every month because everyone’s credit card declines?

JFR

At any point did you or do you currently have a cupboard filled with assorted licensed plastic cups?

Jimmy B

10$ hombre, is it garbage for your family to ask to to compliment the chef personally at Waffle House for the hash browns and waffles that morning..? Ps. this is everywhere we go, McDonald’s to Steaks houses and in-between. They also take a lot of pictures of the joint while we’re there like they’ve never seen one.

Heaterocalypse

$5 homie here never had one read. Is it garbage if you ask for a ton of hot sauce everytime you go to Taco Bell so that you don’t ever actually have to buy any?

2 cents short

Is it garbage to take the fridge condiments with you when you move?