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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had on read yet! Thanks for the support. Love youse guys. 

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Leftomatic

It's your friendly neighborhood leftomatic...10$ homeboy...is it garbage if you buy a fixer upper house thinking you can fix up everything? and after 10 years haven't fixed up shit...

Leftomatic

Holy shit just realized I ordered my coffee at fast food joints/dinners 5 creams, 10 sugars and I use every bit of it and still not sweet enough

BigPhatJer

$10 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to use a flattened cardboard box as a mat to wipe your feet at the front door?

JP

Ever put a pillow case on inside out when you noticed it started to smell bad?

Foley’s Ozempic Burps

$10 homie here. Never had one read. Is it garbage to be a regular at Subway? Was there the other day. The gentleman behind me (picture Earnest from the movie series, but if a lot more stuff went wrong). Orders what I presume is his last meal placed on to one 12 inch sub Sandwich artisan asks if he wants it toasted. Earnest says no. Artisan is surprised because Ernie always gets it toasted. Earnest says he eats it cold in the summer, and now it’s summer. Extra: Same artisan couldn’t fathom that I wanted my turkey sandwich cold. 5 minutes felt like 5 hours. You betch your ass I got a cookie for my troubles.

Boston George

Is it garbage to have a favorite utensil?

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Is it garbage to rinse off ice cubes that fall on the floor? Run a cube under the tap and it’s basically a new ice cube 🤔

Calzone Eddy

$10 homeboy here! Never had one read. Is it garbage to consider "City Slickers ll: The Legend of Curly's Gold" to be one of your favorite movies? Also is it more garbage if you have never even seen City Slickers #1 but love #2???

Andy

Garbaggio level homie, never had one read: is it garbage if your dads family motto is “never eat anything bigger than your head”?

A Hint of Trash

Never had one read is is garbage to mod your car in non car related situations, was driving down and saw someone take the front of a pick up truck and turn it into a smoker they were cooking ribs in the engine bay

Lewdogg

10 dollar homie, never had one read, I know it’s garbage but can you spell blood with your fingers? Like true gangsters in middle school

Fritz

10 dolla hoooomie here! Do you pronounce it "drawing" "drawling" or "droaring"?

Paddy O’furniture

First time long time, ever had a cinder block inside the house?

Jesus Is...rael and hates frisbees

$10 hoagie here. Is it garbage that I just realized Foley is holding up a glass of milk at the end of the intro? I thought it was a very foamed up beer 😂

B-rag315

B-rag Here long time ten dollar homie never had one read… is it garbage to share hemorrhoid cream with your ol lady of 2 yrs or should I just get my own 😂

Ben Rosebaum

Aka Girth Brooks first time long time never had one read. Ever had more than one donut (spare tire) on your vehicle?

🔶️TerrytwoTowels🔸️

Is it garbage to think your better then someone for always turning your beams off at respectful long distance or just human nature??

Ryan Willis

Is it Garbage to use plastic silverware and paper plates to avoid washing dishes? (Dinnerware comes out when guests come over)

Jacob Berg

10$ bozo here, is it garbage if the only family portrait you have was taken at an old west portrait studio at an amusement park?

Jordan Smith

Is it garbage to pre game too hard at the Louisville Live show and piss on yourself 10 minutes before the show? True story.

TUPAC THE GOAT

First time caller. Long time listener… have you ever been escorted out of somewhere? Mine was a girls high school soccer match…a Young Jeezy concert….a Nascar go cart track… you get the picture.

Regretful Flatulence

Newer patron here so haven't had one read yet: Have you ever performed a medical procedure on yourself at home (for example: lancing and draining a cyst)?

Big Quig

Are you garbage if you don’t pay for things from the hotel lobby shop if the desk attendant is MIA?? On a 32 day full US tour with my band right now so the On the Road episode this week hit perfect shout out to it!

Mathew Pritchett

Is it garbage to lie about it being someone's birthday at a restaurant for free dessert, or is it a good investment?

Fritz

Whats up boys!? 10 dollar homie here, is it garbage if your mom buys 2 shrimp cocktail trays for the holidays because she knows you and your dad will crush one before anyone else shows up for the festivities?

Davina

Have you been hit by a car? More than once?

Davina

Have you broken a bone and had your dad tell you to walk it off?

Davina

Have you smoked in your hotel room and then burned popcorn in the microwave to cover the smell?

Cody Winters

With Graduation season here .. what's a respectable amount to give ur little sister in law for high school grad party ?? Never had one read

PureTrash84

Just seeing how many eps. The Goose Island will appear in. 2 so far !! Anyone else OCD. 😅.

Alex

Are you garbage if you take your baby to petsmart to look at animals instead of a zoo

Zachary Lane

New $5 homie. Would love to have a question ready. Are you garbage if your father used to buy mass quantities of glow sticks and make you sell them at the 4th of July fireworks. He started the “tradition” when i was 10 and he had me selling until I was 17. I would wander around the fireworks alone with wads of cash lining my pockets. Imagine the guy selling hotdogs at a baseball game but its a 10 years with a bowl cut trying to give you a 2 for $10 glowstick deal. Kicker is he kept almost every penny. Would give me $20 off the top and keep hundreds

Bernie BigMac

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage if you bought Heelys off ebay to cruise the smooth floors while grocery shopping? Look out for the 6'5" big man zoomin just trying to get his beer and eggs with minimized walking. Gotta love reliving childhood memories and embarrassing the bird in public at the same time

Heaterville

$10 homie NHOR is it garbage to break open a bag of chips in the grocery store and eat them while you shop?

Dallas Rothenburg

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage to have your high school diploma in your trunk for 3 years since the night you graduated

Michael

Ever have a tent in your room open and in use? My cousins had “bed tents” they seriously look like regular tents but they fit over a full size mattress. Tough look. Can’t have a tent city in your 2bedroom 2 bath

Mickey Dees

$10 homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if your favorite flavor is a color?

Mickey Dees

Is it garbage to use Frito bean dip on your tacos?

Wade Boggs Beers

Have you ever used the phrase “meal deal” when order at a drive thru? Example, “Can I get the number 4 meal deal!?”

Patrick Madden

New $10 guy, Are you garbage if when you were a kid your dad lowered you into a storm drain by your ankles to get his keys he dropped?

Nate.

Theo von.

Bosco

Long time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you have an uncle who is younger than you?

Sky Luke Comedy

Are you garbage if you heat up Lunchables Pizzas?

Zachary Lelievre

Foreign investor from Canada never had one read is it garbage to buy a rotisserie chicken to put in the fridge and reheat later using the air fryer

Patrick Madden

$10 guy here, never had one read. Are you garbage if your dad said his car had 450 A/C? 4 windows down 50 mph.

Dan McCormack

Hey Boys, new $20 shareholder. Is it garbage if you're on a ski trip and you're staying in a non-smoking room and your dad throws away the sign and says "look, now it's a smoking room" while lighting up a heater?

Travis Avila

$10 homie here. Are you guys saying "sure" or "shore"? Either way it hurts my ears