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Hey gang! Drop your questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse guys! 

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IrishGoodbyeChampion

10$ Hommie, Never had one read.....eating alcohol soaked fruit...trashy or classy?

Vend_Me_An_Angel

How far down can you smoke a burnie/cigar and remain classy?

Mac Talks Smack

Ayg if you use your buddies patron account to leave a message?

Fisted-Sister-69x69x420

$10 homie, FTLT AYG if you brought your mom’s Marlboro inflatable canoe purchased with Marb Miles to an AYG show in Cleveland, but couldn’t bring it in bc you suspected security wouldn’t allow it? Met these legends after the show (Kippy, Big Man., and T-bone aka Ram-bone)and I gotta say that it was one of the best nights of my life being able to actually talk trash with the boys! Beats any other comedy show experience by far, including Burr and Segura, as unbelievable as that sounds) P.S.- Kippy and I both had on the Panda Dunks. Man’s got style! Love yous!

Foleys Side Boob

$5 pack of burnies here, is it garbage if you gotta put a live wire into an outlet to turn on your living room light? I haven’t gotten electrocuted yet, but I know it’s coming.

Nick R

($10 general in the army of garbage) ( get it?, Like dollar general) How good is peeling the protective static plastic off of anything

Nick R

Are you garbage if you own more than two things that you have JB welded

Alex W

$5 homie never had one read, is it garbage if your dogs food and water bowls are placed on your car tool set box?

Lil Hank

Long time bozo, new $10 dollar homie. Is it garbage if your family used to add ingredients (meat, veggies, spices) to cans of Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and call it Spagunion?

vanessa williams

$20 homegirl for a long time. Is it garbage to get your pizza at the same place you get gas? Grew up in Missouri and some Friday nights we would get a taco pizza from Casey's General Store & gas (yes! Taco pizza with beans instead of marinara sauce). Also if you had enough tabs from previous boxes you got a free pizza

Sticky Vicky

Ever been banned from a high school football game as an adult for burning rival teams flags or being too rowdy? Cousin from NOLA said by the end of his season half of the parents weren’t allowed in the stadium.

Mario Martin

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to pay less at the laundromat to dry your clothes and then finish drying them off by hanging them all over the house? My dad does this lol

Lewdogg

10 dollar homie here, is it garbage to wear your safety sunglasses from work as regular sunglasses?

Slugs Knife

10 dollar homie here, is it garbage that my cousin keeps his trophy from winning the demolition derby at the county fair on the mantle in his living room?

Nathan Cowen

This isn't a question but i feel like this needs to shared here. A good friend is at a wedding serving breakfast for dinner at the reception. Also, this is a Harry Potter themed wedding

henrywarner

ten dollar bozo here, is it garbage to make a reservation at a chain restaurant, like p.f. chang’s or tgi fridays

Foley's concealed penis

Never had one read is it garbage to cook a frozen pizza one half at a time in your tiny toaster oven cause the last frozen pizza you tried to cook is still burned onto the inside of your oven? 🤔

Brett

Kippy. I’m a mortgage underwriter for 23 years. If you want any info just as a bozo. Not for anything financial. Just listening to you talk mortgages and buying a house n saying 20 times you don’t know anything. From a day 1 fan I’d be happy to answer anything you need buddy

Fat Court Juror #4

Can we do a make a wish for foley like a volunteer fire fighter for a day back in his home town?

The Melk Man

Is it garbage to use melk to swallow pills?

Davina

Have you ever called 911 for your own emergency?

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Is it garbage to cut a cigar in half to split it with a homie?

Brandon Beckenbaugh

First time long time 10$ Homie!!! Is it garage to full your tire up with air every day before driving because your too lazy to get the nail out?!?!

Toby's ball massage

Is it trashy when the daughter turns you down but the mother doesn't!

Spenser black

Long time $10 homeslice never had one read-is it garbage if, on the same day, both of your parents got a Christmas tree without the other knowing so your dad decides to put both of them up right next to each other and kept referring to them as “the twin towers”?

DaddyMac Dyes

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to have OZEEEEMPIIIC! Stuck in your head from your favorite podcast?

Double Barrel Darrel

Long time trash, first time bozo. Is it garbage to get a free subscription from your advertiser Bespoke Post, then keep all the monthly swag for yourself instead of kicking a few of the freebies to your business partner?

ThisThat&TheUdder

10 dollah to make you hollah, still haven’t had one read and I’m forking over the bread. Is it garbage to merge the old soap with the new?

Justin Laut

1st time long time $20 homie...is it garbage to have a red solo cup full of sunflower seeds shells bc it helps me smoke less burnies during Patreon and Yous tube episodes??? Shout to you guys for killing the game and having to best pod in da neighborhood

Fritz

10 dollar hoooomie! Went to high school in Urbana, Ohio. We were the "Hillclimbers" Mascot was "Sparky". It's worth a Goog to see how garbage.

Heather

Is it garbage to ask Foley to buy some Ozempic off him?

Travis Wian

Is it garbage to have been hit by a car as kid multiple times bonus if it was your mom or siblings?

Emily Hamalainen

$5 homie! Is it garbage if as a kid you fished out the quarters out of the mall waterfountains to go to the the gumball machines, dollar store, etc.?

Emily Hamalainen

1 more!! As a kid we would go trick or treating the day after, costumes on and everything, knowing people would still have candy left over… the first year we did it my stepdad dressed me up as Martha Stewart in handcuffs, I was 9.

Foley Is My Spirit Animal

FTLT ….You ever cut the bottom 3rd off of a 2 liter coke bottle and use it as a Cereal bowl?

Big Don

10$ AYG fiend here. Is it garbage if your mom saves 2-3 months worth of fruit cups from her recent “stint” at the hospital/physical rehabilitation center; to make a fruit bunt cake

Iraqigold

10 dollar homie here never had one read, Do you or anyone in your family have a framed mugshot of a family member hanging somewhere in the house?

Satansdogs555

My friend started smoking cigs when he was 30

John

10$ homie, are you garbage if you bring a sixer to a party but show up at the door with five left?

Pie O My

Is it garbage that when you say "I'm gonna pop the boys on" your lady already knows that means an we're doing an episode of Are You Garbage?

PureTrash84

Getting on the Ozempies !! 10 dollar homie here!!

michael vitantonio

How many plastic grocery bags are too many to keep in the pantry?

Nick Farino

Brand spankin new $10 homie obviously never had one read. Is it garbage to keep a spare vehicle on your property for storage?

Dallas from Canada.

$10 Canadian homie (And the exchange rate ain’t great bud!!) Never had one read. Is it garbage to ask somebody with an Apple Watch “how many calories did we burn with that workout” because you don’t have one of your own. Witnessed this interaction between two strangers in the locker room after my hot yoga class this morning. Yikes.

Zach

$10 homie, first time long time. Is it garbage if you refer to Kraft Parmesan cheese as sprinkle cheese.

The Human Tongue

First Time Longtime, never had one read. Been listening for years, but a recent investor. Is it garbage if your parents told you at age 17 to pretend you were twelve at the fair to save $12 at the front gate?

Alex tt

Short time homie long time listener. Are you garbage if your parents told you you were conceived on a parked boat on land.