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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions. Let us know if you haven't had one read. Thanks for the support. Love youse. 

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Graham Yarrington

Hey bozos new to the Patreon never had one read- is it garbage if you use a folded paper towel as a cutting board just to avoid washing the cutting board ?

The Melk Man

10$ nhor ayg if you have dry skin cracks in your heels

Luke Weav

Is it garbage to use a veggie straw to do blow? Shoutout the big man ;)

Cheyenne

10$ homie, never had one read, Is it garbage to call tortillas "taco shells"? Just saw it at my local Walmart and thought it was garbagio.

Fridaynighthibachi

$10 homie never had one read, When’s the last time you drank liquor our of a water bottle?

Wyatt Rush

Is it garbage to get kicked out of a Cracker Barrel because you and your homies decided to get to drunk?

Leftomatic

FTLT AYG if your the dad/breadwinner/bill payer in a household and your the only one in the household without a high school diploma? And by the way one of my kids was a valedictorian.

PharmDiesel

Has the tailgate of your Jeep ever not stayed up, so you just stash something in the back to help keep it open? I’ve used an elongated shoe horn and a plastic curtain rod.

Taloon32

How garbage are you if you drive an extra 10 minutes to a gas station in an native American reservation to buy alcohol tax free?

FullyLoaded223

Never had one read, Is my wife garbage, if she went to Soupy Island when she was a kid living in Philly in the 80's.

Chris Schaefer

First time homie long time bozo. Is it garbage to have a city snowplow rip a gash in your car and when the city pays you 3 times what the car was worth because the plow guy was drunk you don't fix it but cover it with a flame decal?

Joseph Oswald

FTLT is it garbage to call using the ATM “tapping the mac”

TC

$10 Shareholder Never had one read (NHOR) Have you ever had a job where the "company card" is a reloadable Visa gifted with a $200 limit?

P-unit

10$ dirtbag First time never had one read is it garbage to make moonshine with your mother ?

The Frenulum Freak

Never had one read. Is it garbage to drive a car on the beach during a test drive?

Zacharoni

Is it garbage to have the Herbal Essence commercials be your sexual awakening as a kid

Brendan Kilgallen

$10 investor never had one read, is it garbage to tape over your webcam with painter’s tape?

Andy

£8.50 homie from the Uk, first time long time NHOR, is it garbage to find out your old man (in his 50s) eats a piece of candy before bed each night and can’t fall asleep without it 🗑️

Christopher Hayes

New $10 homie. Is it garbage if your wife grabs the kids and runs inside when she hears an icecream truck because "we have icecream in the freezer"?

jameson grisham

$5 bozos here. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you play "air basketball" in public? Fake dribbling and shooting with no ball and no hoop... The Doughboys

Diet Cokes and Pretzels

$10 homie. NHOR. Are you garbage if you finish a round of golf with more balls than you started with. (I always pick up any ball I find on the course. Finders keepers)

GluggerChamp2000

$10 bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage if your best friend growing up would brag about the fact that his own personal bowling ball had a blue berry scent?

Vend_Me_An_Angel

Is it garbage to eat things that aren’t cereal as though they’re cereal? We ate 1. leftover white rice and 2. graham crackers like cereal. In the bowl, cover with milk, sprinkle of sugar and cinnamon, not too shabby.

Trevor Neal

LTTDH; is it garbage to buy white popcorn kernels instead of microwave popcorn to be more healthy, but spray it with I can’t believe it’s not butter spray?

Tyler Young

$10 Trogdor here, never had one read. Is it garbage to take $2 bills to the strip club so you have the upper hand?

TuddysSidePiece

10 dollar homie Is it garbage to refer to the smell of cinnamon as Fireball

Bozo_Bob

Just watched the Lauren Compton episode…I kinda feel like she was trying to make up a lot of what she said…not a lot of details with some of her “poor” childhood…a little sus to me.

Jjjonny

Is it garbage to get/give lottery tickets as a gift?

Banana Man Sam

$10 bozo Never had one read: Is it garbage if you don’t have a mirror so you use the reflection from the tv?

Banana Man Sam

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage to crack a beer in the drive thru line because you know it’ll be at least 20 minutes til your on the road again…?

Chung Buii

$10 homie never had one read: is it garbage if you used to collect energy drink cans and display them around your room. Ps. They were always empty but never rinsed out

Fender Rhodes

Long time First time. Is it garbage to rent a vehicle just like the one you drive so you can pull parts off of it I.E. Tires. Them return it. When I was in the USMC and I'm sure all military bases have a place, you can do light car work they have lifts and machines to replace tires. I had a Ford Mustang would rent one then swap tires out. And once a Buddy swapped his engine in a weekend.

Shady Tuesdays

$10 Homie, Never had one read This one's for Toby's recent trip to Six Flags Is it garbage if you win the giant prizes playing the wiffleball tic-tac-toe game at Six Flags Great Adventure, and then sell them for $30 bucks standing on the ledge outside the entrance while waiting for our moms to pick us up? We needed weed money.

Justin

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use a leaf blower inside the house? It's battery powered so no gas in the house but I use it to get all the dog hair and shit from under the couch and bed before I vacuum and I also use it to clean the sidewalk after I mow.

Aaron Vasquez

$10 homie , never had one read & first time asking. Is it garbage if you're craving a salty/crunchy snack but have no chips in the house you resort to monching on some croutons?

Hogan Elder

First time long time, just thought of this while doing it in the act. Is it garbage if you’ve ever smoked in a porta John. I live in work in the west texas oil fields and just thought of this.

Foopinyawn

First time long time. Is it garbage to get married AT A WALMART? AND HAVE IT COVERED BY THE LOCAL NEWS. My relative met her husband working at walmart and ended up getting married there. Ps it didnt last long

Mimi Marie

FTLT $10 hommiette, is it garbage if your family brags about their wisconsin summer house being at the top of the hill? btw it's a trailer in a trailer park

Darren G

$10 homie first time/ never had one read. Is it garbage to ask the ice cream man if they have a ride along program like the cops do?

Gianni Silvestri

Have you or anyone you know had the smashes window baseball/football/basketball car sticker

PETER ROBINSON

Is it garbage to have bumper stickers on your car from the previous owner?

Brandon Butler

$10 dollar homie, never had one read. Have you or anyone you know ever hid money/valuables in your freezer? Maybe covertly labeled "pork chops"

Taco Tycoon

Are you garbage if you go out for a smoke while eating at a buffet?

Jimmy Mascitis

Never had one read. Are you garbage if your basement fridge is newer than the fridge in your kitchen?

John

Never had one read, are you garbage if, when you share a piece of food you pinch it so you get the bigger piece? Just shared a piece of brisket and really pinched it off when my brother wanted a bite.

Dr. Max Pounder

$10 dildo. Had one read. Is it garbage that growing up, your family called the show “Tool Time” instead of “Home Improvement”?

Dr. Max Pounder

Is it garbage to put your cig out in the wrong beer can, but it was your last one so ya did what ya had to do?