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Weekly discussion thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-23 15:25:37
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had one read. Thanks for the support. Love youse!  

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Alyssa whitworth

I’m s it garbage that I use those “Scott Shop Original” blue towels to take off my makeup at night? 😂

J

JD, “The Million Penny Man” here, NHOR. Is it garbage if you have a large section of your kitchen you affectionately refer to as Staten Island? That is where you keep your empties and play Jenga with defiled pizza boxes (shout out to the Flat Bread Freak) and is named after the trash borough because it too is visible from outer space. The purpose of the hoarding is to fool everyone in the building (shocking I am an apartment dweller). Leave them none to the wiser to the levels of consumption going on in the subterranean unit with a killer view up to the driveway (now ankles get me going). When the aluminum levels are too high you clear out Fresh Kills 2.0 like a hooch in Nam under the cover of night. It is either straight to the curb or if you are really jammed up it is right to the PennyArcade’s slow brother the can return at the local crappy supermarket? Love Youse!!!!!Keep it up!

Meaty Petey

10 dollar equity holder…is it garbage to give store credit as a gift for a kid’s party?

Michael

Funny how it became “up to 2 episodes a week. Used to be two or more. Neglecting the lifeblood of the organization huh?

Seamus Kelahan

$10 Homie reporting in. NHOR. Is it garbage if your parents let you and your siblings play in the huge puddle that formed in the wonky driveway instead of setting up the kiddie pool?

VP

What’s the pizza place and cheesesteak place to hit up in Wildwood? I’m heading there for my cousin’s wedding… lol garbage

The Dank Tower

$10 homie. Not a question just a crazy garbage story. I saw a dude at a Mastodon concert a few weeks back trying to sneakily hit a joint out on the smoking deck and I was like “it’s fine bro they don’t care” and he was like oh cool and offered me a hit which I declined cause I swear to god it was rolled with toilet paper. Like charmin 3 ply ultra soft too. It was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen at a metal show.

Chrispee Killah

Is it garbage to steal the storied grenade from your friends ex military dads garage and set it up with a long string into a tree in the dead end of your street and blow it up thinking its a real grenade only to find out it was a paint grenade. Would have been a bad day in staten island if it really was a grenade.. instead there was a white tree for about a year at the end of our street

Chrispee Killah

You guys need to have the trailer park boys on the patreon if you did you would probably get 1000 new subscriptions right up your alley and would be best episode ever. If you haven't seen the show you gotta check it out

Chrispee Killah

Are you garbage if you buy string cheese for your cat? At least that's my excuse to have them handy at all times

Chrispee Killah

Is this garbage? The guy who trained me at work said he used to be addicted to pills so would go to neighborhood garage sales and go house to house asking to use the bathroom and hit up the medicine cabinets to look for pills

Tyrone o Farrell

Hey Monsters Inc first timer, gave my buddy a broken 1 year old cordless finish gun and said “fix it it’s yours” He goes to Home Depot buys the same gun and returns it with the broken one and gets his money back, calls me and says I got it fixed.. thoughts

Kippy_likey_

FIDDY dollar board member. Is garbage to pour warm beer over cold ice. (Plastic cup)

CookieMonster0032

10 dolla homie, haven’t had one read yet. Ever hook up with a buddy’s mom? Had a couple friends back in high school hook up with our friend’s insanely hot, morally deficient milf of a mom.

WhatIsBigDeal24

Ever think of having comedian and podcast host, Dan Cummins on?! He’d be great!

TNS Is the best

Ten dolla homie. Haven't one read yet. Have you or anyone you know ever discovered a dead body?

TNS Is the best

Ten dolla homie. Haven't had one read yet. Is it garbage to lick your finger before wiping to keep a better grip on the tp? If I don't, the paper ends up stuck in my ass.

Two Tone

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to own a Conch Shell (the ones you can blow into like a horn) and leave it out in the guest bedroom as decor?

brad sheppard

Is it garbage to start a podcast called “are you rubbish” where I ask all these questions in a British accent?

Scumbag Ralph

$10 scumbag here. Just joined/First time. Are you garbage if you’re washing down your metformin pills with a 32oz Mountain Dew? (Asking for a friend)

Ryan

Can we get Dragon from Kippy’s building as a guest!?!?

Ryan

$10 homie, never had question read

Mark Sullivan

ARE YOU GARBAGE if you add a second show on date thats before the scheduled “first” show - I scooped my tickets asap and now other bozos get first dibs at the BOYS! Whaaaaata we doin herrrre

White Trash Royalty

Is it garbage if you make your treadmill margaritas out of Gatorade zero because you aren’t willing to compromise on your boozing hours and your weight loss efforts aren’t working

BookemDanno

$10 homie from Pittsburgh, never had one read. During our morning drive down to our annual beach vacation, we would stop at a Holiday Inn and eat their continental breakfast. The justification was that even though we didn't stay there the night before, we would be staying at a Holiday Inn in Ocean City, MD. Just three kids slamming sausage gravy and sour orange juice. I can feel the answer, but how garbage is this?

Jjjonny

Have you ever eat an uncooked block of ramen noodles?

Mitch m

$10 hoooomie, first time long time, is it garbage for your family to get mad at a relative for not bringing their famous cheese ball to the get together

Adam Windsor

10 dollar bozo! I appreciate the no social media and political posts. Just bring me back to the garbage childhood with the ice pops and sparklers. Clean livin!!

noah

$10 home skillet here, never had one read, is it garbage if I took my crocs off at my brother's middleschool football game to show my parents how there was no tread or thickness left to them?

Jjjonny

Am I garbage if I used the football gear handed down to me by my older brother, including mouthpiece and jock strap?

Jjjonny

Have you ever returned food to the grocery store?

Jjjonny

Have you ever had a family gathering or party at a picnic shelter in a park?

Foopinyawn

First time long time. Is it garbage to get married AT A WALMART? AND HAVE IT COVERED BY THE LOCAL NEWS. My relative met her husband working at walmart and ended up getting married there. Ps it didnt last long

Darklink2142

20 dollar homie first question ever. Are you garbage if you were on bumble and came across a double amputee below the knees and your first reaction is to say outloud "But you ain't got no legs LT. Dan"

NickStrippr

$10 homie, NHOR. Is it garbage if your stepdad is a blood relative.? Couple years after my ma divorced she shacked up with her second cousin, an older gentleman who was nice enough. They had a daughter, my half sis. who definitely was an ‘accident’.

GluggerChamp2000

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if in high school you and your friends built a Zipline over the local reservoir using an ATV and sagebrush as an anchor? (PS someone took it down one day and stole our cable, those bastards)

evan damato

5$ home, NHOR. Is it garbage to want to pressure wash skid marks off public toilet bowls with your skin blaster?

Cole-Cuz-Clan

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to pee in the shower just to end up standing in it because your drain is partially plugged?

Ohio-IT-Garbage

Never had one read; have you had friends or family do a drive by with a paintball gun?

Adam Fries

Have you ever gotten spaghetti from a buffet?

Wilson

Ever stop by a Macy’s before a tinder date for a couple of spritzes of Aqua di Gio?

Jjjonny

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

Alex

AYG if you tell your wife you're gonna cut your one year old sons hair and she thinks you're kidding but then you take a little off the sides and she makes you stop and now it looks like he's got a little baby mullet...

NeckFerrari

$10 homie have you ever cooked not reheated but cooked corn on the cob in the microwave?

John Isit

Does anybody want to buy my 2 tickets for the 715 show in Chicago on 11/10? Offering face value and I’ll eat the fees. Unfortunately Got roped into going to Texas for my girl’s garbage family get together

Stephen Taylor

Is it garbage to have a full size flag in front of your sliding glass door (on the side that doesn’t open) that is a Irish flag because you live in the Italian section of the neighborhood ?

Ks2MT

$5 trashy broad here! Never had one read! Are You Garbage if you eat all the regular cereal in the bowl (I.e. lucky charms, Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries, etc.) and save the good stuff (marshmallows,crunch berries,etc.) to eat at the end? From my sister I don’t usually duck with cereal!

George

$20 homie never had one read is it garbage to eat the tub of "soft serve" ice cream out of the tub raw dogging spoon in the tub like your the only one eating that sh*t?