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Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for the support. Love youse guys. 

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Cross Eyed Jimmy

Is to garbage to smoke cigs inside Tammany hall

Joey Noiz

$10 friend of the pod - is it trash if you can’t listen to Vienna by Billy Joel without getting choked up?

Joey Noiz

$10 friend of the pod, it’s me again - is it trash to want to get a look at the pilot before getting on a plane to gauge what you’re working with?

FETSCH

Are you garbage if you are color blind and use the line "I'm not rasist because I can't see color?" What's worse that or the "I have a black friend" line?

Zacharoni

AYG Hall of Fame (Question read 2 episodes in a row) Is it garbage to try and think of a cool club name for those who've had their question read despite the fact you know it makes a class system within the Army of Garbage?

My Name’s Jeff

Hey guys. I’ms hopings this is a safe space, so I needs to asks a question. I’m a new contributor to the paytch, been a bozo for about a year or so now so I’m now officially part of the army, but I just needs to know. What is the meaning of Chicken fuckin Sandwich.

Alex

New 10 dollar homie haven’t had one read yet. Is it garbage if you use a pill bottle with a quarter in it to grind your weed?

Cam Snyder

10 dollar homie. Never asked a question before. This came up on Stuff Island and reminded me of my dad. "Is if garbage for your dad catch you hungover to force you to go to work with him?" My dad made me cut the grass at noon on a 100 degree day once. Soo much puke.😅🤣

Burnie Mac

New $ 10 share holder here is it garbage to make your girlfriend sit in the back so you can put a pizza on the heated seat??

Armando

YALL NEED TO LOOK INTO GARY THE NUMBERS GUY AND GET HIM ON THE POD

$20 OklaHomie

Stoked to see you guys on The Smoking Tire with Matt! Are you Car-bage is going to be awesome!

Deadline 123

Is it garbage to pay for takeout in quarters. Growing up my parents would save mad quarters and my fat ass would steal like 20$ just in quarters to order Chinese i would hand the delivery driver a plastic bag full of quarters . It got so bad that when I would call they would ask if I was paying in quarters. I was like 12

Bryce

Next Patreon goal should be paying for an MRI scans of Foley and Kevin's noggins to see if there are any noticeable differences lol

Muscles Marinara

Hey Fellas! $20 Silent Partner here..... NHOR. Ever hide drugs in your kid's stuffed animal or sandbox?

Nick

Long time listener. Long time question asker… is it garbage that you love baseball so much you have your wedding at a little league baseball field. Buddies wedding was at a field. Ceremony at home base of course.

Kyle Tracy

$10 homie never had one read! Is it garbage to attend a pumpkin chunkin contest? P.s. how garbage is it to get in a fight at said pumpkin chunkin contest over the set of rules and regulations?

Bobby McGee’s Diesel

$10 share holder! What is the trashiest form of non-motorized water travel? Canoe? Kayak? Paddle board? Rafting? Maybe windsurfing? Swimming also counts.

Denise

$10 homie, never had one read! Your parents ever threaten to send you to the local catholic school because you were getting into trouble in public school but then you convinced them that you’d only get worse in catholic school cause all those kids had money and could get better drugs?

pugsinaflume

$10 homie, never had one read! Is it garbage to be named after a luxury car manufacturer (i.e. Lexus, Mercedes)?

Uncle Buck Hunter

$20 trash bag here, never had one read. Is it garbage if you install a urinal in your garage so you don't track dirt and oil through the house when working on your car?

Masonjar Martini

$15 bozo, never had one read. Forget about pizza as an entree, ever order the Nachos for yourself?

Sam j

Shirt idea “Heaters and gluggers and boomers”

Kosty

$10 HOMIE NEVER HAD ONE READ Is it garbage if your gym needs to post the sign “No Food At Anytime” next to the SAUNA!?

Ronnie by Nature

AYG for leaving a necktie tied so you can slide it on and off?

Denise

Is it garbage if 3-5 of the utensils in your drawer are random items stolen from restaurants

C C

ever wonder if you are ”missing out on some shit” when you see that crazy guy in camo pants at walmart, buying an absurd amount of nonparish able food items-asking the employee ”if they have more in the back?” -and then decide to impulse bought some too? dollar general counts! -Cosmic Charlie Cat Pittsburgh, living in Sweden 🇸🇪 sheetz rulez

Zane Willis

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to binge all the patreon content in one month and unsubscribe. The financials are a little jammed up at the moment. Love youse

Sticky Vicky

I need an update on the “Are You Gary?” spin-off after rewatching the Caitlin Peluffo episode

MediumRare Ribeye

10 dollar homie. NHOR did you or anybody you know graduate without a cap and gown? I walked the stage and took my photo in a t shirt that said "Cloud 420 Gang"

JTW76

Is it garbage if your first car is a Cadillac Sedan deville that your dad used to use to repo cars with?

B D’Angelo

$10H NHOR. Ever try to pick up a chick by showing off a scar?

Nick Wortham

New to the Garbage club, never had one read. Is it garbage to use body soap from the shower as hand soap for the sink? Times ain’t the best ya know

RUBBAHDOGSHIT!!

Do likes matter on the Patreon? Does it help you bozos? I don't think you've ever clarified. I've never hit the like heart on Patreon but I will moving forward if it helps the cause!

pugsinaflume

$10 hoagie—never had one read! You or anyone in your family ever get mystery packages at your door only to find out you were ordering from QVC while on Ambien? Me neither

Werlo

I was listen to old sides and came across the question of do you have a person named Bernie in your family or circle... I don't but I do have a toothless dirty dirty person named Vernie in my life

Trident.Tooth.Meth-head

Long time bozo first time homie! Joined for hard feelings and to hopefully get this question read. Is it garbage for parents to name their kid after the parent of the opposite gender? (Ex. Mom Denise, son Dennis. Or dad Brandon, daughter Brenda. Ect.)

Take The Pen!

Garbage to “sweep” your garage with a “leaf blower”?

SantaCruz Garbage

$10 homie and single dad: Is it Garbage if your baby momma files for child support against you but you end up winning the case and now she has to pay you child support?

Menthol Connect

$10 homie nhor. Is it garbage if when online shopping using the world “classy” to describe the item you’re looking for?

Cody Sullivan

&10 homie, first question asked! Are you garbage if you order Parmesan truffle fresh fries at a fine dining restaurant?

SuzieQ

Ayg if you hang a flag outside your nyc apartment window

TuddysSidePiece

10 dollar homie NHOR do you wash your clothes inside out or flip them all the be the correct way?

Abe

Can't fookin WAIT to see a Lev Fer episode, love that kid so much

Abe

You ever shit (or almost shit) your pants during your favorite meal at your favorite restaurant

Steak Sauce

Is it garbage to have an in-ground pool on a farm?

Travis Bell

First time 10$ homie Is it garbage to use two different types of deodorant because both are pretty much out to the plastic push up? Different flavors on each arm seems rough

Fran Martin

Ten dollar dildo here I love y'all I've had some read, this is happing to me this exact second. Have you very thrown up an thought nooooooo my drugs !!!!!! What a waste ... I've eaten alot of shrooms my friends an for some reason thought of this instantly. The keyboard feels off ... An I have now list an mark Normand in my ear. I've gone off the rails

Fran Martin

Oh I'm ok btw, my wife said I should say that she's here with me now