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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always thanks for the support. Love youse!

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STL_Broad

What’s more garbage?: 1) losing your eye from shooting an antique musket 2) losing your eye from blowing up a beaver dam I work in Ophthalmology and have seen both. I personally think the musket is classier.

The_NewYork_Savage

Founding father never had one read but is it garbage to say the same family member died as excuse for absence for multiple jobs??? Plot twist they’re alive lol

Try It Out 4

Guys someone please help me out, is there somewhere else so submit questions for a live comedy show? I'm seeing the Boys in Chicago tonight and I can't for the life of me find out how to do it. Thanks!

Uncle PP

Ever wait until the guy waving the rag at you when your cars done at the car wash finally just walks away so you don’t have to tip him?

Ray Greeko

$10 homie, still never had one read. AYG if you found the orange keystone can in the 30 pack?

Ecuadorian_Gray

Never had one read! Is it garbage to light a joint in a bar to be kicked out (on purpose to avoid paying your bar tab?

Ecuadorian_Gray

Never had one read, is it garbage to get a spritz of every fountain soda and call it "The Around the World"

Kyle stark

$10 homo (homie/bozo) NHOR. Is it garbage to have two Aunt Cathy’s (from different sides of the family) who are missing the same front tooth and refuse to get it fixed?

Scrotes McGrotes

$10 overdrafter here. Do you brush your teeth with hot or cold water?

Mr cleanbuddha

5 dolla bozo here never have I ever had one read 😉......twice are you garbage if you are part of the Pen15 club ?

Foley's Hairstylist

New $10 homie, is it more garbage to have all of your kids names tattooed on your body or only have 2/3? Asking for my pops

The H is for Hogie Foley

First time long time. AYG if you listen so much your kid says Hachi machi and he’s jammed up?

Lauren Jones

$10 dolla homie, never had one read. Is it garbage that your husband is a distant cousin of the banjo player from deliverance? My MIL dropped that nugget during a family dinner and I did a spit take in my husband’s face.

Kyle

Is it garbage if I went to the same place twice in Veterans Day for my free meal

Uncle Hanks Hawaiian Rolls

Is it garbage to take your bicycle in the store to work on it with tools and then put them back on the shelf when you are done?

Fritz

Ever get so fucked up at a concert you pass out and miss the whole show? Asking for my dad...

Luigi F Baby

Does anyone in your family call it a MAC machine instead of the ATM?

princeoftheflatbreads

NHORB $10 Homie Is it garbage to use the shower steam as hair gel?

Kippy's Jar of Skippy

$10 Homie. Never had one read. Is it garbage to go groundscoring after a music festival or other outdoor event? (Groundscoring is walking around after people leave looking for things left on the ground) I once left a festival with over $200 worth of loot

Chris Atchison

10$ Homie. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you bring wet clothes to the Laundromat to dry them. dryer was broken.

Scotty Dregs

$10 Ozempi and ZZA fund manager. Is it garbage if I didn't tell my wife I'm a new Homie , and when she asked why aren't those guys in that same room. When watching the cruise hard feelings . Ahhh I dunno nothin

Jerk store

I miss the family episodes pre Toby cam

Jerk store

Is it garbage when so many people use that excuse at your crap job that you have to bring in the death certificate 🤣?

Hanks Big Cereal Bowl

$10 share holder. Is it garbage if your 5 year old’s goal celebration was him yelling hatchi matchi bozo’s and doing finger pistols?

Joe G

Use small bills in a wedding card and add / reduce based on menu

Chad lee

10$ homie from Texas.Never had 1 read. Ayg if you went to a house to "drop" off something and heard the address/ location on their police scanner about to get lit up?

Myles Frank

Is it garbage to wash dishes in the shower? Landlord won’t come fix our dishwasher and we are too lazy to do it in the sink

T. S. Ellios

new $10 cult member is it garbage to piss in a super-soaker and spray it at your older brother while you’s were fighting at the pool as kids

This guy over here

FTLT Is it garbage to use the longer-hair clipper guards attachments that came with my multi-groom trimmer instead of simply buying a comb?

FC

Ever smoke in a pool?

Ian Lacroix

NHOA, 10 dollar solider, have your parents ever served spam as an entree. Or have you had Vienna sausage for breakfast

evildead two

FTLT 10 dollar bozo, is it garbage to get a DUI the morning after drinking? -Ed

Wattsie

NHOR 10 dollar homie, youse ever had chicken noodle salad

Tyler Chatell

In regards to your road trip, we need a Pateron EP about the top 10 trashiest tourist attractions in the USA and plot your trip accordingly

Christian Parker

Is it garbage if sons of anarchy is your favorite tv program of all time?

Tits out for Tuddy

$10 hoagie NHOR is it garbage to have your husband check your 6 so you can pee behind a tree on your country club golf course most rounds?

Scotty Dregs

New $10 homer NH1R .Am I candian garbage if I like drugs in a truck over drugs in a room. You can never find the right song , and driving stick like a Indy driver .

Basura!

$10 across the southern border homie! Thoughts on medical tourism? Growing up in Mexico it was extremely common to see folk traveling south to save a buck on the botox

JohnnyBustaU

Are you garbage if every new person you meet, you point out what celebrity they look like.

Tom

Is it garbage to use trash bags for other than the intended purpose? Example- moving, luggage, or blinds?

Phil90X

10 dollar donor NHOR-Is it garbage to not flush your pee so you can save on the water bill?

Mike Hunt

Is it garbage to have season tickets to arena football?

Meatball_mafia

Short time, no time. $5 john.. Hanging the towel over the shower, while showering?

Will Spray

$5 bozo here. Never had one read. You ever go Black Friday shopping at 4:00 a.m.? Me and my father went one year when I was 12 and I had a grown woman try to pry an Xbox 360 out of my arms.

Kippys pizza oven

Is it garbage to go through all the $2 bills your grandmother gave you when you were a child to see if any of them are worth thousands of dollars. My most valuable one is worth $2.25

Ryan

$10 bozo. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you’re a yoga instructor and you have somehow managed to slide AYG vernacular in your classes? For example, “Here’s the turkey, raise your right leg.”

thatdudefux

$10 hoagie here asking how we feel on country crock on the "butter" category. Grew up wit it shout out to it.