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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for the support. Love youse. 

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Kelly M

TDHNHOR - is it trash if you weigh something by standing on a scale and writing down the weight, then picking up the thing and standing on it again and then finding the difference?

Jack Vandelay

I just wanna say how excited I am for AYG Christmas. That’s all.

Phil90X

10$ donor here NHOR- Is it garbage if you're saving up money to become a stand up comedian because "you gotta get your money up before you get your funny up"¿

John

Is it garbage to have an “in-between the legs” pillow

Ronnie Swank

AYG if you strap a bed to the roof of your car to move.

Lagerhead O’Toole

Are you garbage if broke up with a girl a year ago, but you still use still use her login for streaming services on the Roku that she gave to you?

The Punxsutawney Phil

Sorry boys, only a $5 bozo..but I’ll become a $10..first time..Is it garbage to save shooter bottles so you can fill them with water and freeze them so your child can teeth on them.

Uncle Zacker

$10 bozo never had one read! Is it garbage to skip your sisters wedding to watch John Cena wrestle on PayPerView?! Ps this was in October and I’m 29

Jackie Sauce

$10 investor here. Is it garbage to have signed tour posters from Tom segura and mark normand held up with push pins that are different colors

Matthew Devine

$10 bozo here NHOR, is it garbage to have an online merch. store that’s been sold out of Kippy’s Heaters and Cooling t-shirts for months now?!? tryin to recruit for the army of garbage over here!

Seth Parnell

Hey gang first time long time $10 homie is it garbage if a $150 gift card from jewel osco won from work raffle almost tears your family apart. (Mother was severely pissed that my intentions were to use the winnings on me alone. I live with mom still I’m 21 and broke asf)

thebreadzeppelin

$10 homie never had one read are you garbage if you bring left over frozen pizza to work for lunch

Island of Garbage 22

$10 hoemie first time long time. NHOR. Is it garbage to be voted "most likely to win a hotdog eating contest" in your high school yearbook?

Just The Kip I Promise

NHOR. Is it garbage if your daughters name is Charlotte but instead of nicknaming her "Charli" you go one further and call her "Chuck" and now it's a habit you can't break? (Ps. She's 4)

Scotty Dregs

Scotty Dregs $10 Zemp n Zza supportor. Is it garbage if I walked in a fire, on my 18th bday. After I woke up from a booze nap. Thought it would be a spiritual experience, sobered up toot sweet

Edward Hall

Is it breakfast or brekfist

Edward Hall

Do you get upset when the Amazon next delivery shows up a day late? P.s. do you ever wait by the window?

Jounin N1Y

First time NHOR $10 made men Not a question more of a statement You are garbage if you love Cheesecake Factory- the next day symptoms are synonymous with the symptoms of E.Coli Also Are youse garbage if you let your dog shit in the front yard and you don’t take care of it?

Tommy Murphy

$5 bozo, never had a question read. Are you garbage if you know somebody who threw their back out making a cocktail?

LongJawnSilver

Longtime Hamilton Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you tell people you're out back in the new addition even though it's pushing a year since you wrapped construction on the reno?

Bert Fucks Dogs

When do We get a live performance of The Disguise ?!

Kippys Real Dad

FTLT is it trash if you been bit by a groundhog?

Sam

Is it garbage to have flags in front of your house that rotate with the seasons or holidays? Also, they all have schnauzers as part of the design. My mother has well over a dozen.

Enrique De La Riva

1st time $10 homie: Is it garbage to have been to football stadiums exclusively for Wrestlemanias? Levi Stadium for 31 in 2015 & SoFi Stadium for 39 this year (shout out to the homies Eddie & Alex for taking me to both of those nights, I owe them fuckers back BIG time.)

Pat Power

$10 homie 1st question! Ever point with your food? Like if you have a burger or fry in your hand and your mid convo

THE Tony

Ten dollar power player. Long time solider in the army of Garbage, never been cited. Down to business. Doin’ dishes shirtless, the old fashioned way. That garbage? Or more erotic ?

Travis DuPree

It garbage to consider yourself good at falling?

Hank’s Hoagie House

20 dollar board executive. Is it garbage to shower before going to workout?

Foley’s Archnemesis

$10 FTLT Is it garbage if I hooked up my dad’s credit card to my account just so I could watch youse guys?

Bert Fucks Dogs

Thoughts on having a Xmas tree as a single guy who lives alone?

Mike Donnary

First time $10 homie checking in. Is it garbage to exclusively consider Christmas gifts for your wife based on what you can pay for with your healthcare flex spending account?

Throb Seger

10$ sleeze ball NHOR is it garbage if you order a bunch of ayg merch at 2am drunk as piss after a family Christmas party u definitely argued with everyone at

Sam

Are you garbage if you use your gyms lost & found as a thrift store?

Cross Eyed Jimmy

$10 nut boy, never had one read. I sharted while driving my moms car when I was 18. Where is the worst place you've made an emergency boom boom?

Newman's Dad

You ever do a "side piss"? Whilst wearing athletic shorts, you go through one shorts leg to pee instead of pulling them down.

Kippy’s Lonely Pager

First time, Long time 10 dollar Schmo-naire Is it garbage to leave a utensil in a left-overs dish? For example, a butter knife nestled up to a half eaten apple pie so I can sneak off like a ghost in the night barehanding a piece of cold dessert.

Justin Normandy

French’s Crispy Fried Onions as a standalone snack. Trash? Haven’t had one read.

Brendan Faulkner

$5 scoundrel, never had a question read. Are you garbage if you use quarters to buy weed or alcohol

Oswalt Jenters

Is any color Christmas tree besides green trashy

Tess Tickles

Is it garbage to chew a piece of gum that you have already chewed. Like saving gum for later?

The Goose

First time long time $10 Homie here, Is it garbage if your mom buys a birthday cake for your older brother and freezes it and thaws it out for each consecutive birthday ending it with yours (2 older brothers in total) and then throwing it into "the crick"? My mom dubbed them crick cakes..

Dikonya

First time love you long time. Whatcha got on top of your fridge?

grffnsean

Is it garbage to lie about how much you donate to the patreon? (for example say $20/month homie when you really contribute $10/month) -Downashore Sean

KermitThePawg

Longtime listener, new trash patron, first time question! Happy New Year fellas. Is it garbage to ask for double meat at Chipotle, after they have already scooped the initial scoop, so they don't give you two half-assed scoops?

Chrissy It’s TiTi Jerry, Call Me!!

Garbaggio here - is it garbage to use your finger to get all the sauce out of the cup then proceed to lick it? I’m a garbage human but I can’t leave the extra sauce behind!

Chris

1st time... If you're gonna cheat on your wife, is it garbage to do it with the broad across the street?

TrashMan

Is it trash that our garage fridge growing up was converted into a kegeratot with a Coors light tap on the door? My buddy ran away for one night in High School & we drank a few pitchers of beer 🍺..we both had bad headaches at school the next day...he went back home after school