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Merry Christmas Eve, homies! We got a hot one today going over some garbage ways to handle winning the lottery! Love youse!

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Owen Thoma

Merry Christmas Eve Bozos

Adolf Rizzler

I can’t believe Foley did that 😂

Scotty Dregs

I get $1 today is better. But you won't blow it and secure for the rest of your life

The Peanut Butter Man

Every lotto-winnings-ruined-my-life story involves at least one diner waitress. It is what it is.

Fat Court Juror #4

I need a break down on how the big man did on prep 🤣💩

Wrong Turn Ryan

Taking out a personal loan to go on a vacation at 45 is wiiiiild!

Coop

Merry Christmas bozos. Let’s try not to finance vacations in 2024! Love ya Foley

Jimmy B

Merry Christmas all you garbage bozos n homies. new patreon subscriber here!

Jonathan Kimble

I went to school with a Bud who had a mullet and blew three of his fingers off with fireworks

Jeff Lunsford

Next week’s discussion should be what would you do with $100 million lottery ticket money

Charlie Brown

My godmother won the lottery when I was 7....never heard or seen her ever again, pretty sure she changed her name too

Grumpy Munchkin

First time $10 homie. Is it garbage if you met one of your siblings on Maury?

Trashdor The Burnie-nator

10 dollar bozo here. First time, love you long time: Sorry for the long one... Is it garbage if your family's 1987 Plymouth Minivan had such a bad exhaust issue that you created a smoke exhaust fog so dense that you blocked an entire row of cars behind you from seeing the Christmas light show that they had all paid to see and instead got to sit in your exhaust fog wake as they slowly drove through the show. Meanwhile, you and your family are dying laughing saying "SMOKIN!!!" over and over (The Mask with Jim Carrey had just come out). love youse guys!!!!! shout out to T-Bone. PACE

Meadow

Played the card game with friends over Christmas and many either “didn’t get it” or were slightly offended. 🙄Currently accepting applications for new friends.

mental or millionaire

Foley and how he still genuinely thinks his drug time was ever cool🤣🤣 even celebrities in the coolest nightclub are still..... grown men kneeling and inhaling powder. Not the coolest thing ever 🤣🤣

Nick

Wait a second…we’ve been screwing around this whole time?!?

mental or millionaire

Does kevin really think inflation won't affect whoever is paying you out just as much?🤣🤣

Benjamin Wonsey

Totally missed the "that's a lot of schillings"

Maxwell J Deike

Absolutely crazy you guys think about splitting a tipped lotto ticket that hit. The waitress got stuffed!! No one knew it hit until she did the work to figure it out, until she found out she won she got screwed from a tip. Also the guy gave the ticket up! You want the money, don't give the ticket up! If you buy something from a garage sale that end up being worth something, it's not on you to give the original owners anything, they should have done the work to find that out in the first place.