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Hey gang! Happy New Year! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for the support. Love youse! 

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Vend_Me_An_Angel

Have you ever been bleeding but had no idea why?

Josh Carter

So the Olympics is coming up. How about doing the garbage Olympics with a bunch of comedians and drinking games and garbage activities like corn hole and washers

Beechboi

Are you garbage if your family steals the diners ceramic mugs ( stuffs them in their purse/in the to go boxes) Because they “stay hotter.”

TJD4pres28

Is it garbage to get a tattoo of foley knocking back 12 chili dogs?

NotaBadLad

$10 homie FTLT. Are you garbage if you use an empty bag of wine (after being inflated) as a pillow?

Jeff

Brand new $10 Bozo...Is it garbage if when your grandfather died you inherited his plaque listing all his ex-wives? PS it was called "The Warthog Hall of Fame"

Foley moley

10 dollar hoagie. Is it garbage to drive with your high beams on when you have a headlight out to avoid getting pulled over?

Jay

Long time bozo, first time asker. Are the gold, caffeine free diet coke cans garbage? My grandparents and everybody older than 70 seem to think not.

Johnny Ala Vodka

Brand new $10 Long Island homie. Already know it’s TRASH. But any youse ever have family members fist fight after Christmas dinner on the front lawn amongst the decorations? Happened when I was 15 with two of my uncles, still the best Christmas ever.

Chubby Behemoth

How many of us are getting the invite for foleys big day?!

Ben from Cleveland

New $10 homie. You guys ever share bathwater with your family to save money? We went my sister first, then me, then my dad. My mom opted out of this money saving initiative

Kurtis Halley

Can we play a little game for how many people show up for mr Foley’s wedding? Everyone chips in five bucks and winner takes it all

All The Toast

$10 bozo NHOR, Is it garbage to eat burned pizza bagels and just skip the ones that are straight up hockey pucks?

BIG TONY

Zit trash if your mom and sister are pregnant at the same time? My nephew and his uncle will be born the same month

Thomas Doerr

Is it garbage to have a cheetah print themed wedding in your backyard? First time writing in!

Phil G

Never had one read. Are you garbage if, as a kid in Cub Scouts, the biggest camping trip of the year was called Camp Wawa? We all set up tents in the field behind the local Wawa, had a bonfire, and got free Wawa iced tea. We were also in the south jersey suburbs just outside Philly, it wasn't rural.

CatScratchHeater

13$ Canadian Bozo (NHOR). Is it garbage that my dad would only use paper plates to avoid doing dishes when my mom was out of town?

aaron ferner

$10homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you got your first dui at the age of 20 cuz of a technicality. I blew .07 but under 21 was zero tolerance over .02

aaron ferner

$10homie never had one read. If the homies and bozos are shareholders where is my residual check?

aaron ferner

Are you garbage if you get too drunk at a BBQ, try to fight your adult son, he chokes you out and then you have to be carried to bed?...I'm the adult son...my mom was pissed

BIG TONY

TDHNHOR, Ever have the late night hamburger bun cold cut slammer? Never in my years have I nailed the ratio.

BIG TONY

Your highschool crew have a nickname? Additional trash: every have it in an online bio?

Kevin

Is it garbage to book a flight on delta just to try these burgers kippy and the big man keep talking about?

Ya Boi

$5 homie NHOR. Is it garbage to drive a $800 car in the winter so you can keep salt and miles off of your salvaged title 8 year old truck?

Professional knee driver

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage to back date a check in hopes that they cash it for the date on the check not the date it was received? Thank you

Felicia

$10 homie never had one read. Is it garbage if this year Christmas ended with my brother giving multiple family members tattoos (he is not a tattoo artist)

Elijah midjord

new $10 homie are you garbage if your first bike came from a illiegal night raid with your father to the junkyard

imtapndatass

$10 doofus *NHOR* HYOAIYF ever traded cash money for food stamps or vice versa? (This has maybe been asked by someone but I haven’t heard the boys talk about it)

Haribo Hustler

$10 hemmie NHOR. Is it garbage to order ranch with your chips and salsa? *Bonus if you mix the ranch/salsa*

Mr. Neptune 2022

Is it garbage if you are waiting on the direct deposit to hit so you settle your bar tab?

Mr. Neptune 2022

Is it garbage if you get a custom made puzzle with a family picture in it as a gift but you can’t finish it because the dog ate too many pieces?

Foley Loaded

Ever dialed 8675309 and asked for Jenny?

PharmDiesel

Have you ever opened your glove compartment and realized that a squirrel or mouse might be living in your car. I live in a wooded area and just found the remnants of acorns and nuts in the glove box..and the canvas bag that has the Jeep owner’s-manual in it has been chewed!

Clapper the Snapper

How old were you when you stopped saying “it’s just baby fat I’ll grow out of it” ps I never grew out of it

Johnny in Tokyo

Just joined the patreon, so it’s my first question: Are you garbage if you wash down an antibiotic with a beer?

Dick Pitts

Is it garbage to have a retractable chandelier in your townhouse? The chain was too long so you would walk into it when my parents let it down

Jonathan Hubbard

$10 homie NHOR. Is it trashy if you do scratch and sniff wedding invitations? My sister in law wants to do olive garden bread stick scratch and sniffs for her wedding invitations.

Barry Carpenter

$10 homie NHOR. Is it Garbage if your name is Barry? What if everyone called you “little Barry” growing up? Asking for a friend.

Columbian Sand Blasted Nostrils

AYG or confession ? Playing “tag” with your aunt as a child. Being rewarded for winning with TWO handfuls of aunties tits while screaming BOOBIES Same aunt who re-uses garbage bags

Scotty Dregs

Scotty Dregs Where is neither here nor there ? And why isn't it the whole 10 yards, why is it the whole 9 yards???

Lucas Hwostow

$5 philanthropist NHOR. Is it garbage to find a leftover shower beer from the night before? PS it was still full, so i had to pour it down the nearest drain... my mouth

Cameron

Just joined the patreon as a $20 Filthy Animal. I bought a personal AYG 2023 card game and one as a gift and played with my gf and we argued over one card: "Are you currently wearing matching socks?" This has to be a misprint and meant "mismatching socks," right?! I'm sure I won't be the only one to ask. I begrudgingly added a point bc I had matching socks, but please vindicate me here and tell me wearing matching socks is NOT garbage! P.S. Is it garbage to join patreon to prove your girlfriend wrong?

BIG TONY

FTLT 🥪 got an uncle or cousin with a tattoo of a famous mobster

Tommy Pope's Eyebrows

Brand new $10 homegirl.....is it garbage if your cousin marries your ex-boyfriend after he gets out of jail? Asking for a friend. I'm definitely the friend.

Kaptain Kardboard

$10 new bozo— Never had one read Is it garbaggio to wait for your car to get towed to find out where you last parked it? Had a roommate in college lose his car for 4 months until the tow company tracked him down for collections. Yikes!

@boombopolis_metropolis

Ooooooooh. Is it garbage if you know a crap ton about the italian mafia. (Might be from Kansas)

Mark Roser

$10 newbie Are you garbage if you have a camel tattoo on your toe? Yes I do possess that ink on the toe!