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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here. Let us know if you haven't had one read yet let us know. Thanks for the support! Love youse! 

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Tuddys Ex Husband

$10 tenant First time new guy Are you garbage if you crank your noodle to videos of your childhood babysitter because she has videos on pornhub? P.S she’s my sister-in-law

All I Want for Christmas is Glue

Longtime bozo, is it garbage that you yell at your cats to stop fighting, knowing damn well they don't understand. Lookin at you Toby

HowUdoinnn

$10 bozo First timer Are you garbage if you get of a 6p-6a shift go home catch a wink then wake up and go straight to the American legion to watch the playoffs

P-unit

10$ share holder never had one read is it garbage to have a caricature hanging on your wall?

Matty C

10$ investor, never had one read...is it garbage to use a space heater in the winter cuz your studio apartments heat is only on full, or off...space heater is cheaper but I have to carry it around everywhere I go in the apartment.

I feel all fidgety and warm

$10 INVESTOR. HOW FAR IS TOO FAR TO CARRY GROCERIES? / WHAT'S THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE CARRIED GROCERIES? BONUS POINTS IF YOU'VE HAD MULTIPLE BAGS ON MORE THAN ONE MODE OF TRANSPORT

princeoftheflatbreads

$10 Homie NHOR, Is it garbage for the bartender to sing Cherokee behind the bar?

princeoftheflatbreads

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage for your bar to serve thanksgiving potluck?

princeoftheflatbreads

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to use steam on the mirror as hair gel?

princeoftheflatbreads

$10 Homie NHOR Is it garbage to bring your own pool cue to a bar?

Wallace McGromit

$14.96 Australian Dollar Homie, NHOR. Is it garbage to have the AYG Patreon shortcut on your bookmarks bar?

KipKip Folay!

$10 new material investor, long time spiritual investor, NHOR Is it garbage to work in the recycling center of a landfill during summers between highschool grades, take home the recycled nudie mags, then sell pages, centerfolds, and full magazines out of your trunk like a drug dealer to junior high kids?

Joe

NHOR. Is it garbage if you make 1.3 million a year from patreon and you're still talking about how you're jammed up on money?

Georgie

Ten dollar homey never had one read. Is it garbage to buy shirts and underwear from Walmart having the first name george? 46 years old with my name on my underwear

AJ Del Masto

First time, long time, $10 bozo…. Is it garbage if your full name is made up of 3 first names ? (Looking at you Kippy)

James Cole

$10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage to be the last of your family of four to receive a DUI? PS, it’s PHX, AZ “come on vacation, leave on probation.”

Ryan

$10 bozo. Never had one read. Are you garbage if you’re a yoga instructor and you have somehow managed to slide AYG vernacular in your classes? For example, “Here’s the turkey, raise your right leg.”

mmc

Come to Portland Maine for some seafaring white trash

Kevin Dimmitt

Long time listener, first time caller. Is it garbage to know someone who has been on Dog the Bounty Hunter, whether that be fugitive or bounty hunter?

Alaskan Trash Can

$10 homie, never had one read. What did your family call putting the clothes from the washer to the dryer? We called it “Flip Floppin” the laundry. As in, will you flip flop the laundry please so I can start a load?

saltyhog

Ever eat road salt or pocket salt to eat at school?

Beechwood Bozos

$10 Homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to eat a salad out of a pot because your big bowls are all in the sink dirty?

Pawty Monsta 84

Is it garbage to say vhs machine instead of vcr ?

alex daniel vasquez

$10 bozo is it garbage when you were growing up you dad would take a chicken nugget stick it out the window to cool it off while he was driving then eat it after he cooled it off

BIG TONY

HAMILTON HOMIE, NHOR. Is it garbage to crush cans before recycling? If you do... do you crush it with your foot on the ground and then pick it back up?

BIG TONY

LONG TIME HAMILTON HOMIE! Ever crush a can while you were barefoot?

BIG TONY

Ever put out a heater at the beach/lake with your damp foot in the ground?

Brandon Hayes

$10 homie Never had one red are garbage if you’re super into politics? Example: buying flags, T-shirts, hats, etc.

Notorious B.U.G.

Long time listener, first time caller…is it garbage to have a joint checking account with your mother so she can bail you out when you’re jammed up? Asking for a friend…

queef eater

New homie never had one read, is it trash to charge your dewalt/Milwaukee tool batteries in the bar. Seen this and immediately thought fuckin traaaaaaaash

Fritz

Ever hear someone say, " I had to register my fists as deadly weapons" ?

Andrew Vega

$10 homie never had one read, is it trashy to get extra mayo and tomatoes on a Wendy’s chicken sandwich, because something magical happens when those two touch

The Dilettante

Ten dollar homie for life here, Are You Garbage, if when you got sick as a kid your dad would go to a farm supply/feed store and get pig or horse antibiotics because he didn’t trust or have money to take you to a doctor. Side note we lived in a duplex in the city, nowhere near a ranch or farm, oh and it worked. Love the show thanks for the entertainment and you guys should do a show in the biggest little and trashiest City in the Country Reno Nevada.

Theo Hershey

Long-time homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to use a metal Guinness sign to cover up a hole punched in a wall? Asking for a friend, totally not me.

The Tragically Hick

Canadian exchange rate victimized homie. Is it garbage if your favourite ice-breaker question is “who’s your most attractive first cousin?” Watching the mental somersaults is always hilarious.

CJM

Medium rare fan here! Is it Garbage to record the amount of times you have jerked off in a year because you wanted to know your average or your all time number?

Lieutenant Colonel Dipshit

When you piss in the middle of the night, do you turn on the light in the bathroom or do you trust yourself enough to instinctively know exactly where the toilet is and piss in the dark?!

Patty Foley's Side Piece

First time long time, $10 shareholder. Are you garbage if your family is loyal to Roku?

prisondentist

Are you garbage if you keep ice cream and spoon in your car in the winter. I live in Minnesota.

Umbro undies

$10 homey. Never had one read. Is it garbage to wash down your daily vitamins down with a Miller High Life?

The garbage can

Are you garbage because the only reason you graduated high school is because you went to rehab

Robinson Hunt

$10 investor here, ever go to the junkyard just to smash windows and climb on the cars when you were in highschool?

Angela Palzer

Are you garbage if you pee in your own pool and tell your guests it’s okay if they also pee in it?

Foley and the brain

New $10 Bozo here! Is it garbage to add water to the hand soap or shampoo bottle when it's almost out to make it last longer?

Sweet James

Have you ever been so proud of a booger that you extract it with tweezers like the board game Operation and then go show people your specimen?