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Hard Feelings - Hotel Scheme (Audio) (Patreon)

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2024-01-27 16:30:01
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2026-06
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Kippy shares words with a rude real estate agent who disrespects his lady and Foley is in too deep with a hotel scheme! You want 'em, we got 'em!

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ALifeinVegas

KIPPY you made my day when you said “the Ocky way!!” Dis guy is a man of the people! New York represent!

Ryan

Foley, traditional weddings are expensive and venues charge more and more each year. But the thing that’s jamming you up the most is that you chose to do it in Hawaii. I know the bird is from there but that place is extremely expensive, not to mention the expensive long flight to get there. Anywhere else in the continental US you could probably do it for half the price. But hey, I’m sure it’ll be beautiful.

Scotty Dregs

We went to Vegas. We were in our 20's. Why start a marriage in debt? What's important

Dumbledoordash

I'm so glad my lady is okay with eloping, this sounds like torture!! I'm praying things get better for you big man!!

Heywood Jeblowme

650 a night at the DISCOUNTED rate is absolutely insane. After taxes and fees that’s two jihads. Plus the flight and other expenses you’re pushing 5 k to go to Foley’s wedding, a couple would be easily 7k! Plus this hotel is 30 minutes from the venue by bus? Big man, what is youse doing

Blake

The next 11 months leading up to Foleys wedding is going to be the best 11 months of hard feelings we’re ever going to get. I can’t wait

mmc

I don't see any new dates on your website IDIOTS.. (come to Maine)

Chode Jorts

Foley: you only get the deal for 3 days, after that you’re on your own. Kippy: after that it’s $400 a night LMAO

D Brizzle

Those numbies are insane. If eloping isn’t an option than you gotta just suck up most of it but 650 a night is nuts. Photographer might be able to be 1-2 grand cheaper but they are very expensive, you can definitely cut costs a little here and there but overall it’s going to be PRICEY. I would try and find a deal with a different hotel. Even though you have a travel agent you can call the hotels yourself and try and work out a deal. It might end up being cheaper that way even though you already paid her. My honest recommendation is to save the money and buy a house but if that’s not an option at this point than you gotta nickel and dime this and suck up the rest. Power to ya bozo ❤️❤️

Michael Jones

The hotel situation sounds crazy I got married in October ( in lancaster mind you ) and we blocked off 10 rooms originally and needed more so we bumped to 20. Any rooms over that number we would get the discount but they wouldnt be guaranteed to be blocked off, if they sold they sold. There was a hold date for people to book our block. That date was sometime in August or whatever and then after that date they released the block and those rooms were back open to the public. So we had a block deadline for our discounted rooms but we never had to guess or were never on the hook for unused rooms

Ima Richard

The fact that you have been broke for this long and would spend this much money on one day when you could get a big down payment on a house blows my fucking mind. I love you big guy but somebody in your family needs to step in and smack some sense into you.

Sean

Phenomenal ep. NGL was absolutely right saying this was a classic H Foley jam up

Quinten

I love me some hard feelings while I do my grocery shopping

Burgerboss1980

20 dollar bozo here. Foley what are yous doin? My wife and I got married on the coast of Maine at a nice joint. 300 a room. And now my wife and I wish we saved that ghee and put it in the house. Don’t do it bro you’re getting hosed.

Timothy W Callahan

I’m shocked how these guys make it through a day sometimes.

Rob Himself

My first inclination is to say elope and have a huge party afterwards. I was married at an intercontinental hotel and got a 2 bedroom suite for 700 for the night. Which was discounted later. Per night for guests 225, blocked for 15 rooms and the same deal if it went over.

Sarah

UNCLE HANK this is insane. The location and the date are the 2 things driving the price up the most. Please consider my advice below: 1. Courthouse wedding in NYC then honeymoon in Hawaii *without* bringing the Foleys 2. Low-key/moderate wedding in NYC then honeymoon in Hawaii, again *without* bringing the Foleys 3. If it HAS to be in Hawaii - wait until Jan-May 2025. More time to save money, everything would be cheaper, and you wouldn't be jamming up anyone's Christmas. 4. If it HAS to be in Hawaii AND in December, break your contract with this bozo travel agent and hire Luke & and intern to make the arrangements

Lieutenant Lollipop

Foley. Figure out how to elope. Wife and I did the courthouse and then went to Vegas. Anyone who loves you won't care. They won't care. I can't say that enough: anyone who loves you won't care.

Jordan Kahan

Gotta invite the bozos to cover the rooms.

Jordan Kahan

$650 without included meals is quite high.

Tuddys Tits

Foley being surprised by the cost of a destination wedding in HAWAII is bonkos

Elias W

Getting married in July. Love this girl, been together 8 years. We decided to buy a house 2 years ago instead of getting married then. Now we are having a wedding in a ski town in Colorado. 6-8k out the door. Invited 90 people we expect about 60. We have a block with 10 rooms, got a deal in the venue, food is bbq and tacos and we doing everything ourselves for the decorations. The broad found an awesome dj, photographer and day of coordinator. We are spending most of our money on our honeymoon in Italy. Still garbage though, tomorrow I'm kicking a groomsman out because he called my fiance a bitch and got into a fist fight with him. Don't drink moonshine. I would do what your girl wants. It's her day in the end and I would focus on what you guys want to do for the honeymoon.

MattSter Shake

What is an acceptable amount of money to spend on a nice hotel?

your_boy_tom

Hank. You are fucking mental. You could fly everyone to Wales get married in a Castle and have a family holiday in Italy for the money you are spending. The foot needs to go down. You are insane.

Sean

Big Man, you gotta go back to square one and do the small intimate wedding that you wanted. I have a huge family and I had a small wedding of about 60 people. It sucks telling family they can’t come, but everyone was supportive cause at the end of the day you’re paying for it and it’s YOUR day. We also live-streamed the ceremony

ed wybraniec

Kippy not having words with rude real estate agent....the more I listen the more I hate both these people. Just remember us 10 homies finance this stupidity...I'm close to out

clayton baker

I live in Southern California and go to Maui twice a year for 10 days. The prices are straight up ridiculous and all of this sounds correct. It’s not Vegas or Philly it’s paradise and expensive 😂 good luck fellas

Kelp McBizzy

I can’t wait to hear about this wedding drama for the next year 😂 I would love an episode about the bird dress shopping and hearing uncle hank complaining about the cost!

Malcolm Hlady

Foley you gotta put your foot down and do a small intimate wedding. 26 grand for hotel rooms is insane. My wedding, non destination that is, was 25 grand all in.

Drake Kulick

Christ Foley gets more retarded every day. Idiot question after idiot question.

Luke Lademan

Honestly these episodes are some of the best things that have hit my ears. These boys couldn’t avoid a jam up if their lives depended on it

Marc Stein

Foley, I did the whole wedding room block thing two years ago - it’s a complete waste. Ppl can find their own rooms. Save on the stress and 💰

Jackie Daytona 69

Thanks guys for breaking down what "chicken sandwiches" means! Tbh I thought that meant it was time for us to eat. Dead ass

Bill S Preston Esquire

Foley 25k for rooms just sounds like divorce. Dont start your new marriage almost 6 figures in the hole. That's just beyond bozo activities

Rick from Arizona

This is the first wedding jam up of many to come. I’ll be honest, I feel for you. A lot of opinions you are taking into account but it seems like the big man is the only guy fronting the bill. Also, you guys better get him a wedding gift or there are going to be some very hard feelings. And if you do, no cash, gift cards for a cruise. You can’t enable him to finance this fiasco.

FRESh pack of bURNIES

NEW TEIR IDEA: Record the best of Foley's wedding planning debacles, I want to hear him getting bamboozled by these Hawaiian vendors as they take the fat man for an expensive spin around the island. Call it the best man/ bachelor party teir and it can help this idiot fund his wedding. I would pay for more of this content.

Brad B

That's nuts $600 + a night! Fuck that. I'm betting money big man is getting confused and that's the price per room for the 3 days combined.

JJ

“I love your toast!” ☠️

Anybody seen Richie?

Husband and I got married in Doylestown, PA last summer. We did a block and the rooms were around $160 a night. As the weeks got closer, we found rates posted cheaper by the hotel itself. We called and complained and they lowered but it was a hassle. The block is a scam. If you’re having shuttle run from a hotel, just let your guests know what hotel that would be from and to book themselves. They can choose if they want to stay there or not. Also- just throwing this out there from experience because I’m a teacher- rates for hotels and flights are ALWAYS more expensive during breaks from school- winter break, spring break, holidays, etc. That’s why rates might be more expensive, but $600+ for a room is ridiculous unless you’re staying at the Royal Hawaiian or the Ritz- something like that. I planned our whole wedding. Shit is EXPENSIVE because of inflation. We didn’t even break even from the expenses we took on and my dad and husband’s dad chipped in for most of it. It’s a lot. If you’re looking for a good favor- we found a guy who comes and takes pictures of the couples/families attending. He printed the photos in his van at our venue and put them in a little insert. We had all different frames that I wrapped that people could choose from that fit the size of the photo. People raved about it and we love seeing them displayed in people’s homes! Happy to answer questions or give advice if you need. Message me!

errocc

For background, my family and I are in cali but have native family on the big Island, more specifically in Kailua Kona. You will ALWAYS lose with going big name resorts/hotels. Same mentality of “Vegas wasn’t built by winners”, resorts weren’t built with deals. I’m Samoan with native Hawaiian family- Tough spot to be in, you’re better off being your own “travel agent”. Lean on local talent for things like entertainment (luau, DJ, etc) and spend a couple hours for excursions. FYI December to mid January is the most expensive time to travel to da islands LMAO

Burt’s burnies

Foley fire that woman she’s taking you for a ride

Anthony Gonzalez

I know I'm late but Foley is a crazy person. To expect people to leave their family during Xmas AND pay that much for a room is insane. Low key disrespectful.

tornadodave

I guess I wasn’t a Patreon member at this point last year and I just have to say the back story behind this wedding is so mind blowing I had to leave a comment nobody will likely see. The Kippys line about how he’s in “even through the pending divorce”💀💀💀. I got married in Hawaii, took only 18 FAMILY members and a couple best friends and didn’t bother anyone else with it. We had a big party a couple weeks before that for all the people that would have gone to a traditional wedding, catered that, case closed. And now I’m divorced so I’m glad I didn’t spend 25k in hotel rooms 😂

John Locke

Late on this, but old Foley was happy finding $20 and now he's saying is $650 a night too much? Plenty of poor people have weddings. It's about love and stress free. My wife and I didn't compromise on that on our day. Sounds like Foley's wedding is filled with resentment and stress lol