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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support. Love youse guys! 

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MongoHongos

I might have a sister who is a hoarder and buys cat litter by the pallet. Her litter boxes are kiddie pools.

MongoHongos

How trash is it to order a lot of Canadian medicine and tell people they can cure any disease by drinking enough colloidal silver?

BIG TONY

having to wait at the top of the stairs on Christmas morning because your dad was still pinching a loaf is trash right?

BIG TONY

2 words... COSTUME. CONTEST.

Late Night Cheese Sandwich

Yo 10 dollar homie never had one read. Is it garbage to be familiar with the entire Hungry Man frozen dinner lineup by the age of 7?

MongoHongos

Balance out your unhealthy meal of Twinkies and pizza with a case of diet Coke?

Jake

$10 Homie! Is it garbage to buy Magnum condoms cause the cashier is hot and you want her to think you're hung? Love youse

Jimmmmmay

10 dollar makes me hollar - Is it garbage if you have a cartoon character themed room in your home?

Nick Faiazza

10 dollar homie from 🇨🇦 Is it garbage to drink straight from the faucet in the kitchen sink

Patty Foley's Side Piece

FTLT $10 homie, are you garbage if your dad used to make you and your brother blow the breathalyzer in the car? P.s. as soon as I turned 17 he put all his vehicles in my name so he didn't have to have the intoxa-lock anymore....

Sky Luke Comedy

Long time, second time: is it Garbage if you don’t add sauces when you order pizza online for in store pick up, because sometimes they will just give you them free when you show up.

Stepdadjake

$10 dollar homie never had one read- Is it garbage if you still eat spaghetti o's with meatballs when you're 29 years old? Sometimes cold straight out of the can

NDawg7454

Never had one read: AYG if you use a long stem grill lighter to light your heaters/sticky when you're jammed up?

Fran Martin

Is it garbage if your ex dancer with takes you out to see Dusty slay but after she takes me to where she used to work for me to have some fun with the ladies for Valentine's day. I spent 600$ she spent 1500$

Alf

is it garbage if you buy booze at a yard sale?

Thomas Corey

Not a question, but more of a recommendation. Check out The Philly Captain on the Yousetubes. It stinks, but hilarious without trying to be. I’m a 41 year old man from Arkansas (about an hour from Memphis and about 2 hours from Little Rock). The dialect is wild from y’all’s region. I’m sure I sound like a country bumpkin to y’all, so I’m not throwing shade it’s just funny

Tuddy’s Dentist

First time long time- never been read yet. What do youse do with the hard crusty part of the lotion when it hasn’t been used in a while?

JoeyFatBawls

FTLT, NBRY, is it garbage if your mom burned her own house down to collect the insurance?

Capt. Lou

Please consider having William Montgomery on the show 🙏

Alf

are you garbage if your mother would take the dog/cat to the vet before she would take me to the doctor?

caitlyn

$10 dumb broad here, is it garbage if you call a joint a doobie?

boonjii

Is it garbage to sleep in a bed that still has clothes on it that you haven't put away?

chrissy pizza fan

$10 homie, first question, is it garbage if I've been listening for 3 years and never knew Foley actually was funny at stand-up? Awesome special!

Alf

Is it garbage if you get your cat neutered in a vets kitchen. He was cooking and eating bacon, i helped and he threw the balls in the garbage. shout out to Dr. Sam

AYGwillickers

is it garbage to break your foot while singing numb at karaoke?

AYGwillickers

I'd love to see Josh blue on the podcast

Lagerhead O’Toole

Are you garbage if your parents put you and your siblings in the trunk of the car to sneak you into the drive-in theater without paying?

Zane Willis

Is it gsrbage if the area schools have an annual “drive your tractor to school” day? Bonus: some schools even have “truck lines”. They get there early so all the trucks can park next to each other. 🗑️

10 doll hair investor.

Is it garbage to call an above ground pool a “Walmart pool.” For the first 14 years of my life I would tell people I have a “Walmart pool.” And we were the cool house. 😂

Cinnamon Rowl

$10 homie, how many porn stores in your town is too many? new one just opened right next to the old one, and now we’re at 3.. feels like we’re pushing a limit here

Adrian

Hey gang $10 homie never had one read are you garbage if you like to eat an Oreo before brushing your teeth so it tastes like mint chocolate chip?

steady bender

Is it garbage to have your stuff already boxed up on the deck before your dad gets home from a long haul when your 17 because you knew that getting his truck impounded was the last straw

Crystal

10 dollar Homette here! Boston based. Have you ever had your uncle try and murder you with a nik-nak? And damn near win.. And then mysteriously die when the court date is coming up. (I moved 3 days after the attack to a friend in IN, still concussed) I think I may have the trashiest of trash stories from this incident. I can provide pics of my injury for verification. Oh... The nik-nak was a turtle on its back , black in color. They put their keys in it. Thanks fuckers!

Vince Vezzi

Ten dollar hoagie. Are you garbage if your boss backed into your car and after you got an estimate for repairs he writes you a check that you then blow while at a family reunion in FL, going on two years and still haven't got the trunk fixed.

BlackTeeMcGee

Youse ever been corn 🌽 swimming?

Aiyana

Thoughts on windchimes and bird houses on the front lawn

MongoHongos

Your dirt bag uncle ever hit you up for $5.00 out your birthday money so he could get a sandwich and some smokes?

MongoHongos

Ever pretend you are your dirt bag uncle John on the phone and pretend he's trying to bum another five bucks off someone else in the family? Apparently, my impression was pretty good. They thought it was him.

MongoHongos

Pronounce 'tournament' like turn-a-mehnt or tore-nah-mint?

MongoHongos

Anyone carrying two phones around because your dad is in rehab and can't have one?

Mikey Motorcykey

10 dolla homie never had one read.. is it garbage to ask your moms FORMER niece who is a cop in your small town to get you out of a dee wee after you crashed into a school for the blind?? And is it more garbage if it isn’t the first time?

MongoHongos

Wedding trash: stepbrother washed his tie with his shirt the night before & had to drop out of the groomsmen. Sister in law showed up wearing sweat pants, with a screaming toddler and a filled-to-the-brim glass of blackberry brandy.

Tadhgh O'Herlihy

First time, Irish homie. Is it garbage to be arrested by your dad for drunken disorder and booked by your grandad (the Sergeant)?

Davina

Is it trash to keep your old washer in your front yard? Not for no reason, but to have the delivery folks to place packages in?

Evan

Is it garbage to still not exactly know who Tuddy is?

Jake Jones

10 dollar homie. Ever put deodorant on your neck?

Chasing the Chinese Food Dragon

Never had one read, $10 homie, AYG if you save your last 3, broken weed grinders bc you're convinced you can still get a hits worth out of them if things get desperate