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Hey gang! Drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. As always, thanks for the support! Love youse!

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Holy Moly Foley

is it garbage to run into your dads ex gf at a coinstar in a grocery store?

Skid mark Clark

Is it garbage to ask if others “heard that?” after cracking their own back or neck ?

Robert Murphy

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you have ever given or received a “Swiss Colony” meat/cheese/jellies arrangement at the holidays?

Isaiah Campbell

Are you garbage if you thought that all being autistic meant was that you didn’t like your food to mix. Example given: mashed taters and corn?

spencer adams

$10 homie never had one read. Are you garbage if you only cleaned your floor because you spilled a beer, cleaned it up and then had one clean spot.

Air Karate Kip

$10 home skillet, never had one read. Is it garbage to take home a used stock car tire from the Richard Petty Driving Experience?

steady bender

10$ home slice is it garbage to buy your nose beers a week in advance so you can wash it and make it premo but it takes days to do lol

steady bender

Us it garbage that i met my best bud because he was out of gas and I was on the way by with lawnmower petrol by chance

YoBuck

$10 buckaroo never had one read. Is it garbage if when mowing the lawn you don’t want to get off the tractor to move your dogs toys you mow around them, leaving that part of the grass taller

Andrew

Is it garbage to not check out of the hotel? As in you just leave without telling the front desk you are done with the room?

Georgie

10 dollar homie never had on read. Is it garbage to rip a silent but deadly fart in the grocery store isle and give the old lady next to you a dirty look so she thinks you think is was her? My dad did that on the regular

BlackHeart28

It kills me every time kippy and uncle hank hit a "YOO"

PaulPelosisRoofRepair

I just opened the window and cut my toenails with my foot on the window sill, game changer

trash barge

Ftnh ( first time new homie) Anyone ever been white water tenting? I was homeless in wisco and set my tent up to close to a creek and while sleeping (Feb) the temp rose and the rain melted the snow and I woke up floating down the creek with girlfriend riding shotgun

Kippys pizza oven

10 dollar homie. Question for tbone and the big man. Have you ever had to roll a joint with the Raw warning paper? Jammed up over here

TxSmokes

First time, long time. Is it garbage to wash/recycle ziploc bags?

The Original Copy

TDHNHOR LTL. Is it trash if you realize that the time change dial thing on a watch isn't for bozos who need to change it twice a year but it's actually for fancy shmancy peeps who travel different time zones on the reg? FYI myself, don't even have a watch..

Jon O'D

Jean shorts.

Driveinmoviesonthegarage

New homie here, is it garbage if you’re willing to go to jail over ur neighbors new windchime?

Chickn&ShrimpStef

TDHNHOR, is it trash if yous have two pieces of plywood on your tv stand, because the new tv is too big for the old stand?

MongoHongos

Anyone ever try to pull a 'Christmas Vacation' stunt and silicone the bottom of a sled? I didn't, but a classmate shattered his leg against against a tree.

Breckfist

10$ bozo never had one read - are you garbage if you run out of milk at your Dad’s house and he has you substitute cherry Kool-Aid for your Fruity Pebbles?

AYGwillickers

10 dollar bozo. is it trashy if you grew up loving peanut butter and bacon sandwiches?

Rex

10 dollar homie never had one read - is it garbage if you’re looking through the center console of your dad’s truck and find a McDonalds hamburger and eat it. P.s it was winter time so it was probably alright

Kurtis Halley

Is it garbage to keep a sock if the other one has a hole in it and it no longer has a color match but close ?

TuddysCouch

I know its late in the week, but I'll be back. How youse guys say yuor months? Ex. Tousday, Janury, Februry?

Scottyguns

Scotty 40dollar homie . You use water fountains?

Deadline 123

Is it garbage my family keeps a paper Shredder in the kitchen?

Trash

Are you garbage if you Venmo your brother $40 from your credit card and then have him Venmo it back to you on your personal debit card? My brother just did this and didn’t know that was even possible

Kippy's Jar of Skippy

10 homie here. Never had one read. Ever ashed a cig/joint/blunt on the floor of your house because you knew you had to sweep later anyway? (Ps I procrastinated sweeping for about 3 days after that)

Adam Breslin

€10 Irish homie FTLT NHOR is it garbage to fly fish in a quarry? My dad used to drive us 2 hours to a quarry and we would rent row boats and fly fish all day in the quarry (it was not that big no more than four row boats could go out at one time) (My brother also "fell" in one time but when we looked he was in about 6 inches of water he landed on a huge rock)

All Star Special

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to tell your barber to cut your bangs to line up with a mole on your forehead?

All Star Special

$10 homie, never had one read. Is it garbage to call a crescent moon a toe nail moon?

Professional knee driver

$10 homie never had 1 read. Is it garbage to have a family or friends that refers to themselves as a “hugger” and must hug every new person they meet?

Dakota

New $10 Homie. Officially in the army of garbage. Is it Garbage if your mom calls you for the first time in a few weeks and the first thing she says to you is “if you get a call from the county jail from tomorrow just know it’s me”? She’s allegedly on her 3rd infraction of driving without insurance. Talk about being jammed up.

Rocpile

Whats up fellas new homie here. Is it garbage to use mosquitos as an excuse to blast heaters? Growing up in the south people would always complain about the bugs. My solution was a Newport 100.

Big Zach Walt

$10 idiot never had one read. Is it garbage if you finally met a celebrity but only because you sold them a desk on Facebook Marketplace? P.S. it was some broad that did 4 seasons on Crazy Ex-girlfriend

Spencer

$10 bozo NHOR is it garbage to have an “I voted” (the one you get from the polls for voting) sticker on your car like a bumper sticker

Lagerhead O’Toole

AYG if you still greet women whose names you don’t remember with, “Hey there, sugar tits.”

STL_Broad

Is it garbage it to always back into a parking space no matter how many people you’re holding up

Critk

Is it garbage to try to send ur homie/co worker the pateron eps (free may i add) but realized wait a minute…. we work at the same place and get paid the MF same…

$ky

Is it garbage to finance a $100 visa gift card and send it to your work email because you're jammed up?

MongoHongos

The premise of AYG: what if interventions were just really funny?

Kraig WithaKay

New $10 homie, never had one read: Is it garbage if your family hosts a yearly family reunion fishing derby every summer? The whole town comes out and competes even if they're not part of the family. Complete with community fish fry to conclude the weekend's festivities, whole town shuts down.

Braden McClain

First concert: Hootie& the blowfish. Age 2 @ makers mark distillery. part of the Saturn fest . That's right. All of that actually happened and went with my single mother in her 4 speed Saturn

Clayton Mangrum

New 10$ homie, never had one read; Is it garbage that after buying a brand new car, I now use older cars as an insult in my road rage? (For example; of course that shitty Kia would pull out in front of me, he’s got nothing to lose) Also; when I had my crappy car a few months prior I’d drive through McDonald’s saying they forgot a few burgers even though I didn’t order something so your boy can eat lunch for free? (That was part of my tactic to save money for new car)

Alf

Is it garbage if you see life as if its a cartoon.

Bigay Ray from SantaFe

This might be a question for “Are You Lonely?” But, how often are you eating over the kitchen sink?

Spitfire542

Hey, New $10 homie never had one read: Is it garbage if your mom broke a glass dish while making food for a potluck and she decided to roll the dice, but told her kids not to eat any of it just in case?