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Hey gang - drop your garbage questions here! Let us know if you haven't had one read yet. Thanks for the support! Love youse!! 

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Abe

ARE YOU GARBAGE WORKOUT.. game is, I hold and use a 12kg 26lb kettlebell for the entire episode and can do any exercises but can't put it down til the episode ends 💪👀

Alf

Never had one read is it garbage if the first vagina you see is your grandmother's, and the next one was hanging out of the sides of your buddies mother's daisy dukes.

Juan T bone

Ever been in an argument with a repo guy?

ImpatientWolf

When are we getting another Big Jay chronicle? Lol

CatholicSchoolColonoscopy

Are you garbage if you wear a fake septum ring to seem more interesting to folks at the bar?

The Tragically Hick

Canadian $14.50 CAD homie here. Is it garbage for an anniversary post on social media to contain the phrase “we’ve had our ups and downs”

Platespinner42x29

10$ dirt bag never had one read Is my wife garbage if she bought me a birthday cake pre made added sprinkles and tryed to pass it off as her own work to avoid doing the dishes she’d need to make the cake?

TJ Laycock

$10 Homie never had one read. Did you ever have a Big Mouth Billy Bass hanging on your wall?

EZCheese and Triscuits

$10 hommie, never had one read. Is it garbage if you have a Theo Von inside joke with your 10 year old? Sorry boys, kid just has an affinity for mullets but we’ll get him on the straight and narrow. Follow up question, is it garbage to google “straight and arrow?” to send in a question to AYG? Love youse!

Ball Sacomano

10 dollar west coast homie never had one read. Ever been in the car while your parent got a car impounded? Happened multiple times but the best example goes: Stepdad-to-be got moms geo prism impounded after being stopped by chp for “drafting behind semis” on the way up to Reno for their chapel wedding.

Galaxiecruiser

NHOR Is my dad garbage for using the ice from his drinks at restaurants to clean his hands at the table? He calls it a Mississippi finger bowl…

Oswalt Jenters

AYG if you're afraid to give your phone to a girl to put her number in because you have hot sauce stains on your screen

DommyDommy

$10 homie. NHOR. Is it garbage to feel obligated to buy something from a store you only stopped at so that you could shit someplace clean? These sparkling waters from Whole Foods are gonna bankrupt me.

Bric E Flair

New patron member. Long time listener. Are you garbage if you were the kid in elementary school who pulled his trousers and pants all the way down at the urinal?

Garbo

10$ homie never had one read. Am I garbage if I chose AYG patreon over a disney plus subscription? The kids hate it because I won't let them watch what I tell them is better than disney.

99 Jeep Liberty

Did you ever step in dog shit so bad you threw your shoes away? Happened to me yesterday.

Pattys milk man

$10 bozo here never had one read, is it garbage to have the mindset of “I take care of her she takes care of me” with a car lol

Dominic Masullo

10 fucko here Neva had one read, u garbage if you convince yourself that nosebleeds are the best seat in the house because you can “see the game develop”

tunaonryetoast

10 DOLLAR, NEVER HAD ONE- is it garbage to scratch your back on the corner of the wall? Love youse!!!!! Great job on the specials, boys and tbone!

Kye Rye

$5 hoagie. Never had one read. Is it garbage if you stole the premise and style of your favorite podcast to interview your boss at work and earn some cred you believe will lead to a raise? I did this and loved it. We had a great time and I sent it to our whole department who loved it as well. PS-please don't sue me. I didn't post it to the internet. I made no money off this

Patrick Gilson

Hey first time never had one read $10 homie.. is it trash if “the disguise” is my new theme song?

Ronnie by Nature

$10 consigliere Youse ever get a bag of fast food when you were kids, and there’s a bunch of orders of fries. And someone has to call “I get the fries at the bottom of the bag” ?

Roy Olivarez

$10 homie never had one read. Did you marry into garbage when your wife’s grandmother has a new boyfriend and he shows you his prize raccoon penis collection. Quote: “they have and actual bone”

Bric E Flair

Are you garbage if you were the boy in elementary school who pulled his panties and underwear down to your ankles at the urinal in elementary school?

Haywood Jablowme

This is just a fun one, can you technically call someone who raises chickens, a chicken tender? I’ll let Kippy take point on this one

Tyler Risch

20$ Homie NHOR Is it garbage to eat the bottom of a rotisserie chicken?

Kaptain Kardboard

When yous going to TNT entertainment. Need that baskin romms

Mikey Likey, Mikey want wingy

First time, long time. Never had one read.. Is it garbage to look for the vacant grocery store aisle so you can privately "adjust" or dig in your ass?

Tootie and the blowfish

$10 homie never had one read is it garbage to upgrade your membership in hopes of getting a question answered on air you guys really do play hard ball

Ron

$10 dollar homie here is it garbage to walk into the liquor store before they have turned on all the lights?

Ron

$10 dollar dick head here is it garbage to report your debit card lost just to stop paying for subscriptions. I tried rocket money but that bezos bastard makes it impossible to cancel.

Dickhead schmickhead

$10 homie never had one read, is your kid garbage if he hangs a dream catcher in his room? He’s 9 but what the fuck?!

Bagged Milk

We need a hand signal for a traffic "whoopsie" One for when you know you screwed up, and wish to apologize to the potentially armed person now behind you.

Patrick Gilson

$10 homie never had one read, is it garbage to have “Mouth on my money” by Joe derorosa on repeat throughout the day?

Ryan Blake

$10 dollar homie here…… just asking for a favor from the big guy. Can we bring back “When your reaching for a best pal… make it a kippy” just once I used to love that and I think you could make a shirt with a kippy candy bar (that’s where my head always went thinking of uncle Hank grabbing one)

BIG TONY

When you're sickie do you caddy around a box of tissues like a DuPont, or a roll of toilet paper?

Mikey Likey, Mikey want wingy

Is it garbage to regularly check the local inmate roster, then look up the hot chicks on Facebook?

Chad Jahnke

Does anyone’s family refer to red sauce as spaghetti sauce?

Justin Davis

You guys should have the Friday Beers / Almost Friday Podcast guys on. They're really funny

Randy DiCapitano

Is it garbage to drink an airplane bottle of evan willams on the couch and chase it with a vitamin water? Asking for my girlfriend.

TuddysCouch

Beer can on the night stand? Ever shake your beer to make sure it's from today?

David Hildebrand

Is it trashy to roll the window down on good weather days and do the hand roll thing?

Patrick Gilson

Is it garbage my alarm clock now shouts out “Hachi Machi” to wake me up?

Katlyn Milligan

$10 homie here. Never had one read. AYG if you cut your mom’s driver’s license in half after she cut your fake in half when you used it at a family dinner at age 19? I’m now an attorney, so chicken sandwiches.

MongoHongos

AYG if you always try to live across the street from a gas station for easy walking snacks?

The Dank Tower

$10 homie NHOR Are you garbage if while in Germany in a business trip some Australians talk to you and you’re so drunk you tell them “sorry I only speak English”