Milk and Cookies (Patreon)

It's an extremely slow night at Club 33, not unusual for a Monday in the middle of the Summer, what with the NFL pre-season not starting for another week. Hell, even the DJ has fallen asleep...twice.

Up on the main stage, Ann has to get creative, performing a little something extra for the sparse crowd...and guaranteeing that what little money comes the girls' way this evening will probably end up in her pocketbook. She calls it her 'man of the house'.

Working the cheap seats, Shego has managed to score herself a lap dance. Unfortunately, her customer is also her boss...or at least he'd like to think so. If anything, Shego has learned one thing over the years...Dr Drakken is a cheapskate. What supervillain buys a used hovercraft, anyway? If said hovercraft wasn't her ride home, at this rate, she'll be lucky to afford cab fare.

Kim, however, is pulling double duty...dancing and waiting tables. On top of private dances and what gets stuffed into her garter up on stage, she usually makes a few extra bucks in booze-tips.

...but not with customers like this.

Kim: Alright. Scotch and soda for the gentleman...and you get the Jack and Coke. Now, who ordered the milk and cookies?

Rolling their eyes, Tim and Jim simultaneously point at their third. With a boyish grin, Ron sheepishly raises his hand.

Kim: Urgh. This is gonna be a long night.

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Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2