Nonsufficient Funds (Patreon)

Years ago, I had a pizza delivered to my shittty, old apartment by this cute, young, little half-Dominican chick.  Her little machine kept declining my card and I didn't have any cash.  Out of the blue she says, "Maybe we can work something out..."  Now, being the typical male that I am, I took her possible solution as meaning only one thing....OH YEAH, this is the kinda stuff that porn flick scripts are made of!

Uh, no.  She couldn't have been a day over 20 years old and had spotted my recently purchased 12-pack of cerveza sitting on the kitchen counter...and otherwise had no interest in my decrepit, (at the time) 30-something year old ass.

Original Art by Dan Almanzar 

Edits and Colors by Phillipthe2