NOMINATIONS for 5th Annual Golden Noggers! (Patreon)
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Special thanks to Grangg aka Tomi who put this initial list together!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! or as the Nordies say, happy NOI year! :D
Hey brahs and bras! Voting for the Golden Noggers will start soon! (The GNs are OSW's annual awards hotdogging and grandstanding about different aspects of OSW eps) Before voting starts, would you like to add any nominees?
Just copy the empty categories at the bottom of this post into a comment below and add your nominations!
Notes: Actual voting will start in a week or so, when the nominations are locked down! Also, this isn't every category, ones like fav episode/intro etc are straight forward! So let's do it to it!
CUNT OF THE YEAR:
Clara for talking through Watchmen back in 2009
Dr. Manhattan for no pants
Pac-Man Jones
That Subway employee for armpit cleaning
Section 219 for taking over TakeOver
Shane Ryan (Samurai Cop 2)
Alberto el Patron (Bound for Glory)
OSW HOF:
Rodney the Piper
Scott Steiner
Dustin Runnels AKA Goldust AKA Seven AKA Black Reign
Vince Russo
Test
FAVOURITE QUOTE:
Jay: "Gurn of thrones"
Jay: "Hey kid, you wanna see the north pole?"
Jay: "WCW lost it's TV deal with TNT, and died. ECW lost it's TV deal with TNN, and died. In 2014 TNA lost it's TV deal with Spike, BUT LIVED!"
(about a signed Black Reign photo) OOC: It's priceless! Jay: "Literally worthless."
V1: "Doodleys"
V1: "Matt Bentley! Who the fuck is he?!"
V1: "Dirty ol' fecker"
OOC: "Here's your clean sandwich, your majesty."
OOC: "Air Hair Lair"
OOC: "He was Johnny Nitro, he should've been Johnny RAW."
OOC: "Couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo."
FAVOURITE SEGMENT:
Angle in the toilets w/ Rikishi
Gurn of Thrones
Knockouts Retro
Rikishi TNA Retro
Test Retro
Dustin Runnels Retro
Outlaws/VKM Retro
Jarrett's Cash 4 Gold
Rodney the Piper
Christian Retro
NXT Season 2 / Gully Bully
TNA Retro
WBW End of Days
TNA 2002-2017
History of Junior Messiah / RelliK
JoMo Retro
Animated commentary desk
SONG COVER:
Thanks for the memoriiies (OOC)
Matt Morgan theme (all 3)
Bootylicious (V1)
Pac-Man Jones theme (all 3)
Abyss theme (Jay-V1)
My own prison by (V1-OOC)
VKM (all 3)
Smooth Santana song by (V1-OOC)
Sting theme by (Jay-V1)
Mortal Kombat (Jay-V1)
James Storm theme (all 3)
Impact theme (Jay-V1)
Raw Theme (V1)
ROIDY MAGOO:
Dr. Manhattan
The Punisher Test
Jinder Mahal (snuck in via WM33 pre-show Rumble)
John Cena
Romeo from Heartbreakers
Scott Steiner
EC3
WHAT BAR? / WHAT SMOKES:
Bailey/Nerds
Petey Williams/Marlboro red
James Storm / Mayfair
Shinsuke/Dennis the Menace
Seth Rollins/Trojan Condom
SharkBoy/Cornetto King Cone
Bobby Roo/Consulate
Creed/M&M Mix Pack
Black Reign/Trashbag
STATE OF YOUR HAIR / "BEST" DRESSED:
Bai Ling ear rings
Bubba Ray Doodley's jocks
Homeless V1 (this is unfair! lol)
Christy Hemmes curtain dress
Kevin Nash
Gail Kims cameltoe
Harley Race
Chris Harris's (frayed) jacket
Black Reigns Bin Bag
Jay Lethals frosted tips
AJ/Reindeer costume
Lance Hoyt's girl's hair and tramp 'stattoo
BEST PROPS:
Wobbly Candlesticks
Blindfold Hoods
Storms Bar & Grill (everything)
IWGP Baby belts
TNA's auto-collapsing Table
Barbwired Christmas tree
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YOUR ADDITIONAL NOMINATIONS (as many as you like!)
Cunt of the Year:
OSW HOF:
Fav quote:
Fav segment:
Song Cover:
Roidy:
What Bar:
"Best" Dressed:
Best props:
A new Golden Nogger Category + nominees! :
Thanks brahs and bras! When the nominations are locked down, voting will begin (in a week or so!)
Jay