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Yo brahs and brahs!I was gonna do this just with the Steves, but I thought it'd be cool to ask ye! We recorded our review of Warrior's film, FirePower, and in it V1 mentions twice that they should've had a montage instead of all these short, shit fights. Why not make one! So it'll be a music video of the bouts, set to a cover of the song "Montage" (South Park/Team America)Comment below with some new lyrics? (Just the ones with ➡️ before it!) Something FirePower/OSW related!Lyrics:➡️ The day's approaching to give it your best,➡️ And you've got to reach your prime➡️ That's when you need to put yourself to the test,➡️ And show us a passage of time,We're gonna need a montage! (MONTAGE !)A FirePower Montage! (MONTAGE !)➡️ Show lots of things, happening at once,➡️ Remind everyone of what's going on! (WHAT'S GOING ON!)➡️ And with every shot you show a little improvement,➡️ To show it all would take too long!That's why we need a montage! (MONTAGE !)Even Rocky had a montage! (MONTAGE !)In any thing if you want to go,from just a beginner to a proYou need a montage! (MONTAGE!)An O-S-Dub montage! (MONTAGE!)Always fade out in a montageIf you fade out it seems like more time has a passed in a montage....montaaage--------- For reference, here's the Team America version youtube.com/watch?v=pFrMLRQIT_k(it's nicer than the orig South Park version)and here's the Warrior film (timestamped before all the reams of bouts i'd wanna shorten!) youtu.be/-DUc8N5-ASo?t=2323 (ie all the dross between 38m and 1hr17!)Just post your OSW/Firepower lyrics below in the comments and I'll go through em!Love, Jay 💚

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James Carlson

Think i can think of something, but gotta get home from work first.

Cam Wong

Remind everyone of what happened (what happened?)

Cam Wong

Making a truce between destiny and reality

PsychoDave

>and with every shot you show a little improvement AND WITH EVERY SHOT YOU GET A LITTLE MORE ROIDY

To Boldly Joe... Moore

Sounds like fun, Jay. By the way, did you hear Ricky Starks on AEW Rampage this week making an OSW reference (saying Nick Jackson was "hotdogging and grandstanding" on the top rope)? I marked out! ^_^ I sent a clip on Twitter, if you missed it. Cheers.

Al Sciarretti

UPDATED to two verses!! "Old School wrestling, blast-processin' through, Guitar-breakin' that don't draw a dime, Bringin' you Doink Brah, Gas Tank, and Magoos, And Knox is here to tell you the time." "Showing the bollocks, that you need to see, While the 'Gigolo' is gyratin' on (GYRATIN' ON). Tryin' to fit in the gimmicks of Ed Leslie, Workin' hard to avoid Manhattan's dong."

JohnnyBuschi

The day is approaching so don't get gassed before you even reach the ring Just a little cocaine and some roids in your ass and you're ready to do the thing We're gonna need a montage A Firepower montage Pumped up with hormones and speedball bumps Woah, your testicles are almost gone! (WHAT'S GOING ON!?) but with every shot you see a lot of improvement The natural way just takes too long! Tell 'em Tri, we need a montage Even Hogan had a montage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZjMGI1nrM In anything if you want to go from a jabroni to the Show You need a montage State of your montage

Mr. C

Juicing it up like Steiner, Selling like Luger and being a cunt like Hogan. OSW montage

S.K. Goldings

No lyrics, but if you wanted to splicey in a quick vid of a needle going into a bicep like in Scott Steiner's Titantron, that would be fantastic.

OSWreview

I'm enjoying reading these a lot 😃

manband20

Are you a Roidy Magoo with an attitude Or a no-name with a stick? The computer decides how you’ll kill that dude “The Swordman’s" actor is a prick. We're gonna need a montage! (MONTAGE !) A FirePower Montage! (MONTAGE !) Mid-90’s special effects, the lighting is blue, JPEGs on a computer screen (COMPUTER SCREEN!) This movie probably rocks and was worth the cost If the viewer’s blind or thirteen! That's why we need a montage! (MONTAGE !) Even Rocky had a montage! (MONTAGE !)

Johanna Swanson-Stearns

Jeff (hubs who turned me on to OSW) was uber-inspired: You and Rude got oiled up and showed off your chests, Papa Shango made you spit up slime ("he's gonna PUKE!"), Made a Christmas comic that left Santa undressed, But it never drew a dime So like fellow cunt Hogan, you had a shit film made, Cast as a criminal in a death match, Undercover cops want the cure for AIDS, From a heel in an eye patch

Andrew Graydon

The boys are approaching to give it their best, You've got to go free range, Escaping from the stable is a test, Fame it will feel strange, We're gonna need a montage! (MONTAGE !) A FirePower Montage! (MONTAGE !)

OSWreview

I love these, and thank you! See the results in the FIREPOWER EP!