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DIAL N FOR NOGGER! Film / match review Request Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2016-08-02 19:55:40
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2026-07-26 09:24:16
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Hey brahs and bras! With Fall Brawl out, I'm sorting out OSW behind the scenes; getting all the bits & bobs needed for your rewards before filling them with love and sending them out; and starting the ball rolling on the film reviews!

HOW IT WORKS: We'll pick 2 films randomly out of the pool of requests, and work on 'em between each episode. We'll keep doing that until they're all reviewed :)  

Here is the current list of requests - if you don't see yours in the post please respond in the comments section with your choice! [Updated July 2026!]t/dr if you are on the highest tier, leave your choice in the comments below!!WRESTLING MATCH REQUESTS:Jason: WCW War Games 1996 DONE!Daniel from Bournemouth: WWF Rock Triple H Iron Man 2000 DONE!Jay Lee-Stewart: WWE TLC 2025 DONE!FILM REQUESTS:NU Launch review: WWE Countdown DONE!

Marc Johnson Killjoy DONE!

MJ Quigley He Never Died

Sean Fields / Aidan Murray The Longest Yard DONE!

Aiden Kendera - Snatch

Jamie L Thompson Night of the Demons (1988) DONE!

Justin Milette End Game (2009) (not the Kurt Angle film)

Knijaa Cobb ???

Terry R Duncan ???

Tom Campbell ???

Julian Gostelow Scott Pilgrim vs The World DONE!

Jesse Snyder - Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) DONE!

Kolt Babcock Looney Tunes: Back in Action

Christopher J Elliott Kelly's Heroes

Adam Weber ???

Tyler Hatfield - Aliens DONE!

Hugh Dornan ???

Josh Maloney  Battle Royale - DONE!

Ryan Constantin ???

JJ Cardillo ???

Chris Murphy - Super Mario Brothers: The Movie DONE!

Rick Collins ???

Ewen Sinclair ???

Ryan Didriksen ???

Hunter Johnson - Sunny Side up  DONE!

Alan Young Space Jam

Greg Scougall ???

Colby Burch Space Mutiny - 1988.

Daniel Parry-Jones (KvltOvFreki) SLAW

Michael Coleman Jr Troll 2 - DONE!

Brendan Reddy - Fatal Deviation DONE!

Jason Berg - Southland Tales DONE!

Alex Hart Jason X or Batman and Robin

Michael Jahrling - Princess Mononoke DONE!

James McMahon ???

Stephen Wardle ???

Jordan Armstrong Restrepo or The Two Escobars

Alex Lamb (Darth Pootle) - Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies DONE!

Kevin Chevalier ???

Mark Rourke - Point Break

Matt McMuscles -  Hard Ticket To Hawaii DONE!

Erik J. Choron BraveStarr: The Legend

Jake Seelye Bio-Dome - DONE!

robet wallis ???

Keaton Arksey - Alien (1979) DONE!

Ryan Morth - Baby Boy (2001)

Tyler Light GAMEBOX! Rollerball

Grayson Talton Goodburger or Hard Boiled (John Woo)

Kyle Forbes  Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey DONE!

Jonathan Nolan Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe DONE!

Chris Williams Garbage Pail Kids

Adam Weber ???

Chewy - The Warriors (original version DVD)

Andrew Bucy - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation DONE!

Daniel Grimshaw - Bladerunner

Andrew Honeysett - The Wrestler

Kevin & Sophie - Evil Dead 3 / Army of Darkness

Aziz Jiwani - Maniac Cop DONE!

Chandler - Jurassic Park DONE!

Jeff Rudd - Shatter Dead

John Pollock & Wai Ting - Spiceworld DONE!

Michael Selter -  Over the Top DONE!

Gregory Estep  - A Serbian Film

Brady Rak  - ???

Todd W Dautel  -  Speed Racer

Timmy Charles  - ???

Steven Byers  - Kung-Fu Hustle DONE!Ahmed Faraj - VERSUS (2000)Joel D Barnhart  - Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace

ReversedPalindrome  - The Last Time (2007)

Shawn Johnson - Vampire's Kiss

Blake Hedley - The Business (Danny Dyer)Cian Norton - Oldboy (2003)Peter - Dawn of the Dead (1978)Kuatoe  - American Movie (1999)Noah Ortiz - Street Fighter (1994)Rob McDonald / Chris Buchanan - Clue (1985)Joriss - TMNT2 or Dark Knight or Match: Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada IV, Dominion 6.9 in Osaka-jo Hall (2018)MasterShake559x - Robin Hood, men in tightsKlayton Hodges - Kung Pow: Enter the FistJoe Terry - Predestination DONE!Jeremy Nelson - Hot Fuzz or Fear and Loathing in Las VegasTubular-Spacenaut/ArachnidAstronaut - Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog: the Movie DONE!Matt Ross - Kenny vs SpennyEric Darling - Dario Argento's Suspiria (1977)ThatDanishMark - Marked for Death (1990) or Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)Kyle Etherington - “Office Space” and “Super TroopersKav - Stardust (not sure which one!) or Seven Psychopaths or The Thirteenth WarriorChannel 8 - Duck Soup (1933) or UHF (1989)

Hofer - Orgazmo (1997) - IN PRODUCTION!Shawn Smith - Demolition Man (1993) - IN PRODUCTION!

KENOLA - Hard Way Out: Bloodfist 8 (1996)

Chris Lacy - 1. Whiplash (2014) 2. Prisoners (2013) 3. The Prince of Egypt (1998) 4. Sling Blade (1996)Jackson Peagham: 12 Angry Men (1957)Alex Smiley (Occupy Pro Wrestling) - Angels in the Outfield (1994)

FPFX - Robocop 2J-Man Jack Frost (1998)Videodragon64 - Transformers (1986)Sephiroth - The Fifth Element (1997)

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See ya in the funny pages!

Jay

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Comments

Eric Darling

My request is for Dario Argento's Suspiria (so the 1977 one not the 2018 one, although it would make sense to at least talk a little about the latter). One of the best horror movies ever, like a nightmare fairy tale with some of the most evocative visuals and music in the history of film. The Synapse 4k is maybe the best any movie has ever looked.

ThatDanishMark

I would love to see a review of either Marked for Death with Steven Seagal, or Encounters of the Spooky Kind with Sammo Hung

Ahmed N. Faraj

If you guys can get your hands on it, I’d love to see you review VERSUS (2000). Cheers, champs!

Daniel Joseph

I hope you never do A Serbian Film.

Daniel Joseph

Haha I just don't see where the laughs are gonna come from.

OSWreview

Added a couple of new requests (mostly at the bottom) filled in some ???, also linked the ones we've got in the pocket!

Kyle Etherington

I keep trying to decide between “Office Space” and “Super Troopers”. I am fine with either as they seem to be perfect for OSW. Cheers!

ArachnidAstronaut

Hey, I’ve recently moved Patreon accounts, I had requested Mystic Knights: The Movie previously, and I’d like to keep that request up just under this new account! Thanks!

Jamie McInnes

Oh jesus.... never ever do A Serbian Film. Please god.

Shawn Johnson

Hey Jay! Hoping you could add my pick in, messaged it to you awhile back so no worries! Vampires Kiss starting Nicolas Cage.

Kav

Hey folks, so I figured I'd give you a choice of three very different films and you can just see whatever tickles your fancy and slot it in by my name without needing to message me or that: 1) 'Stardust' (sadly not even a cameo from Cody Rhodes). For reasons I find hard to explain, my outright favourite film of all time and the closest thing anyone whose memory starts after the '80s ever got to The Princess Bride (except getting a copy of The Princess Bride). 2) 'Seven Psychopaths'. Brilliant film on a technical level with a phenomenal cast that somehow manages to be a ton of fun despite, fundamentally, being a very similar black comedy to 'In Bruges' and the masterwork 'Three Billboards Over Ebbing, Missouri,' which are many things but 'fun' is... not one of them. 3) 'The Thirteenth Warrior.' It's dumb as a bag of rocks and it doesn't give a damn. Maybe a bit of a mess at times but when it's badass it's friggin' badass and it's got a ton of spots I mark out like a madman to every time. Just don't let your brain ask things like, "where do people who live entirely deep underground keep several hundred horses?" and you'll be grand. As I say, no preferences from me - if you've seen the films, go by whatever you think'll make for the funnest review to record and if you haven't seen any, hopefully you can't go far wrong with any of them.

Channel 8

Brahs, Two surreal choices: 1. ‘Duck Soup’ - The Marx Brothers (1933) The Marx Bros’ finest work. A very dark, anarchy-laden anti-war film. A bit of context with the world being inevitably drawn into WWII goes a long way in underscoring the danger of the time and why the humor in the script and songs is SO dark. Very VERY horrifically racist joke by Groucho that is usually edited out of TV broadcasts. This and Chaplin’s ‘The Great Dictator’ are probably the two most important anti-war comedies of the era. 2’. UHF’ - Weird Al Yankovic (1989) Way better than it had any right to be. Also anarchy-laden. Significantly less dark. Scenery chewed in every scene by almost every actor. Can poodles fly? Also starring Michael Richards before he was Kramer and Fran Drescher before ‘The Nanny!’

Hofer

Just looked through my movies and narrowed it down to three that would make amazing episodes... and they are: Re-Animator Serial Mom They Live Thank you 😃

Chris Lacy

Hey Jay, hope you’re doing well! When you get a chance, I’d love to see you, V1, and OOC review these *highly* recommended movies: 1. Whiplash (2014): A gifted young drummer’s pursuit of greatness turns obsessive under the brutal mentorship of a perfectionist instructor. 2. Prisoners (2013): Keller Dover faces every parent’s worst nightmare when his daughter and her friend go missing. As time slips away, panic sets in. The only clue? An old RV that’s parked on their street. 3. The Prince of Egypt (1998): Two brothers (one born of royalty, the other of slavery) find their bond tested when destiny places them on opposing paths. 4. Sling Blade (1996): After decades in a mental institution for a violent crime, Karl Childers is released into the world. As he begins to rebuild his life, his quiet strength is tested by the weight of his past.

Jackson Peagham

Hey Jay, Just subbed on the highest tier so whenever y'all get the chance I'd love to see you'd review: 12 Angry Men (1957) a drama set in a courtroom deliberation, the writing is god tier, nuff said.

Power to the Smarks

Realized this one has not been done so... whenever you can get to it, Angels in the Outfield (1994) is one of the first films I ever saw so I hold it near and dear to my heart. There's also a chance for original/remake talk *and* another chat about sports (this time baseball)...so I hope you lads enjoy haha ❤️ - Alex Smiley

FPFX

Well might as well cash in on the new arc and request Robocop 2 but with a cross section of the Robocop tv show that had all the weirdness Frank Miller's original script for Robocop 2.

Joriss

Hey Jay, So I've been thinking about my entry and whiles it would still be awesome to see you lads do a The Dark Knight review (especially because someone else asked for Batman & Robin so you could have a little mini arc of the best & worst of Batman movies, with Batman & Robin obviously being the best!) I was considering changing my entry to a Wrestling Match in hopes it might be easier to make for you lads, lighten the workload? Ironically, the match I have in mind may in fact not be easy to create a video about because you lads already damned it in your current last wrestling match video: Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Okada IV, Dominion 6.9 in Osaka-jo Hall (2018) Reasoning why I want this match is because I flew to Japan to attend this event live just to see the match! It was a hell of an experience and I got a tattoo in honor of it afterwards with a little OSW easter egg in it (was featured back then on your instagram, cheers!)

J-Man

Just subbed highest tier - if possible would love you to review Jack Frost (1998).

J-Man

You boys have provided me and others so much joy - thank you! Thank you!

Desiree Korruption

I want the Transformers 1986 animated movie be done. Would be a good time with the 40th anniversary coming soon.

Sephiroth

I've got some bangers for you to choose for film reviews: The Fifth Element (1997) (Personal Favorite) Paul (2011) (Paul memes and Sigourney Weaver) The Cabin In The Woods (2012) (Love Letter to Horror Movies) Thir13en Ghost (2001) (Just Good)

KODIAK

Match: Jerry Lynn vs RVD, Living Dangerously 1999 Film: Backyard Dogs (2000), the second best independent wrestling movie only behind The Wrestler 🙂

Joey

My birthday is in a couple of weeks so I decided to get myself an early present! Pencil me in for Goldeneye!

Blake Hedley

Blake Hedley - The Business (starring Danny Dyer) enjoy...

CubsWoo

I'd love a review of Short Circuit (1986).

Christian Luna

I would enjoy for a review of Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder.

Brian

I would love to see a review of Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter. It's fun bollocks like all of the Friday movies.

Cian Norton

I'd love a Oldboy (2003) review

Jay Lee-Stewart

Time to test your might boys! The 90s was full of bad cgi, bulky costumes, and questionable acting. No series holds true to that better than Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! And also the new mortal kombat film looks like a ton of fun, so there's 3 candidates for the pool, Mr. Hunter

Peter

Jay, I'd love to see you review Dawn of the Dead (1978) - it IS better than the Snyder remake...

Kyle Forbes

Can I change my choice from Bubba Ho-Tep to Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey? Cheers.

Kuatoe

I would like to throw a documentary film called "American Movie" into the hat. Its a great documentary made in the 90s about a guy called Mark Borchardt and his struggle to make a small indi film. Its hilarious, sad, weird, strangely inspiring and filled with silly bollocks. One of my favourite movies and its just something a little different. It can be hard to find on physical media, but there are ways of getting it.

Noah Ortiz

Alright brahs, decision time...I would LOVE a review of Street Fighter (1994) with my favourite action star JCVD! It's got everything from cheesy one-liners to bad acting and even good acting (from Raul Julia). Figured this would be appropriate since MK1+2 are coming soon 😉

Rob McDonald

Worth every penny to upgrade! Would love to have you review Clue for me Legit my favourite of all time it maybe called cluedo on your side tho. Starring Tim Curry I think you lads will enjoy it.

Aidan Murray

The Longest Yard please ( the Adam Sandler one) just cause there is a shit load of wrestlers in it and it’s Kevin Nash best acting performance

Joriss

Just upgraded, pleasure to be here. While I’d love the lads to review my childhood boy movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: secret of the ooze (what a title), I instead want to give them a legit good movie to review as a big thank you for all the years of OSW. So, my movie to review: The Dark Knight! The movie that turned me into a batman mark, let’s fucking do it!!!

Chris Buchanan

My choice is one of my fave movies ever, the “didn’t do well at the box office but now a classic” of Clue. The version with all 3 endings. Tim Curry at his best. Madeline Kahn being unforgettable, and An all star cast doing farce better than anyone else could.

MasterShake559x

I put my original movie request on another post in 2020. My movie choice is Robin Hood, men in tights. I always considered this movie the "American" Monty Python movie. It's a bad retelling with amazing humor. You have Cary ewes from princess bride. Tracy ullman a young Dave Chapelle, and a cameo from Patrick Stewart. An amazingly funny overlooked movie I feel that would be perfect for the Lads.

Klayton Hodges

Okay brahs my movie review request is a true classic. One of those movies whose influence is echoed throughout the passage of time in films and top tens alike. Of course im referring to "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist"! This movie is forever quotable and id love to see what our three favourite Irish brahs think of this forgotten gem.

Andrew Honeysett

I originally said I was ok without having a review but have come up with one that I don't see on this list. Can you review the wrestler?

Joe Terry

The movie - Predestination. The review - bound to be epic!

Aziz Jiwani

I realised that I haven't added my submission. How about Big Chin (Bruce Campbell) vs BIGGER CHIN (Robert Z'Dar). Please review Maniac Cop!

Jeremy Nelson

So I'll offer up two options here as both are in my top 5 favorite movies of all time. Either Hot Fuzz or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Matt Ross

My request is for a set of episodes of the Canadian cult comedy show, Kenny vs Spenny! Premise is, Two best friends, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice, face each other in various competitions. At the end of each episode, the loser gets humiliated. The 6 Season series ran from 2003 to 2010. This show still leaves me in stiches and tears no matter how many times I've re-watched it and I feel this is something you all would would love and laugh your butts off. Also, I want to help spawn any new fans to the show. Kenny Hotz - Star and Creator - has uploaded the show onto his personal Youtube page, but due to YouTube's T.O.S. his channel has gotten blocked in the past. They are also available on the "Breakthrough Entertainment" YouTube channel. Of course, there are DVDs floating out their of the Seasons. A multitude of YouTube content can be found from the two, interviews or taking fanfest stage show tours. The Episodes I request: Season 1 Episode 9 "Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest" Season 1 Episode 17: "Who is the Better Boxer?" Season 3 Episode 1: "First One to Laugh Loses" Season 3 Episode 3: "Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest?" Season 4 Episode 4: "Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart" Season 4 Episode 7: "Who Can Handle More Torture?" Season 5 Episode 6: "Who's the Best Pro Wrestler?" - A Legend Appears! Season 3 Episode 11: "Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?" - Though it's a season 3 episode, it should be saved for last, to truly appreciate their impersonations of each other. 2 Honorable mentions: Season 1 Episode 17 - "Who is the Strongest?" - Cameos of Traci Brooks and Angelina Love pre-TNA Season 3 Episode 9 - "Who Can Stay in a Haunted House the Longest?" - A guest has series of WWF action figures all over his shelf. Fun Fact: Spenny wrestled Rhino once.

Mr. C

My film review choice will be Jurassic Park