Preview 2: Alleyway Mugging (Patreon)

So a lot of the guys went you for New Years, and Rupert after some convincing attended. A few hours into 2026, Rupert decides to head back to the DJU ranch and get some rest, but as he does, he's ambushed by a mugger!

His primary programming forbids him from injuring a human being and despite being threatened at knife point, Rupert is utterly defenceless! The mugger demands his money and any belongings. As Rupert protests he has nothing, the mugger compliments how pretty he is, and that if he can't pay up, his ass will have to do. Rupert still unable to protect himself goes into a panic as the mugger starts stripping him... but then a friendly face emerges.

Suddenly, the mugger is propelled into the air with such a force, that it could only have been the Force itself that is responsible for such an act! Rupert looks to his saviour with sheer relief before the horror of what could have been overwhelms him...