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We're been bug fixing the upcoming update for a stable release and it should be ready soon. I know a lot of you have been messaging me about a release date and are excited to play the new content. All the content is implemented, we simply are making sure it's a stable build before releasing. 

In the meantime, here's some new characters, existing characters with updated art and existing characters in different outfits!

Make sure to check out the daily live streams where I work on the next update art content:

 https://picarto.tv/DarkCookie 

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GoHawks1840

Take your time. It’s obvious that you’re working hard. Plenty of time to 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

BeastyBish

Awesome work as always my dude!

Comrad Glory

I can wait, I'd like a stable build Not the end of the world.

martin nix

hope is good , i can wait

Blaze2095

Oh wow! This is amazing, DK! Keep up the great work! :)

Jon Snow

Sorry folks but you'll have to wait till next month to play

ctsrty

I'd love to get a side by side comparison of the improved char artworks with the old.

Andrew

Can't wait to see what comes next

Colton

I don’t see how removing the characters arms are improvements. Jkjk but I’d like to see before and after shots if possible

Vestolord

😗😗😙😙 luv u dc

Anonymous

It comes out when its ready, i work in software, rushing a release is never a good idea. Keep up the great work!

Celtic X

Looking good DC

CRACkNALES

Perfecto, vienen buenas cosas, apesar de esta cuarentena y este corona virus, ya vendrán buenas cosas.

Daniel D.

But you know nothing! 😂🤣

PervMASTER°

Can't wait...! I'm guessing we'll have a save file with the rest completed about a week after?

Thomas Holst

Sweet. Looking forward to play the new update.

PBR Games

Who is Hendricks?

Andrek

I have no idea who Hendricks is in game... but I know who she's parody-ing, and I love love love her. Can't wait. I'm in IT as well, and understand the need to have a good release. But looking forward to it!

Rick stanaway

Like what I'm seeing from this angle!.. Parden the pun!. Getter done!

Matthew Dohmeyer

I gotta say, I know there is a lot of people chomping at the bit to play the most recent version (I am included), but thank you for putting out a quality product. I play other games in the meantime waiting for the most recent versions, but they only hit the spot for a short time.

Anonymous

LOL, of course there are enough bugs to push release to the next patreon pay cycle... hmmm....

Richie Conpierce

I am excited asf for this because of the story

Colton

It’s Christina Hendricks, an actress on Mad Men

RHar

I Neeeeeeeed it!

Russ Jester

ohhhhhh can't wait for it

Anonymous

... they have how many known bugs posted with the progress bars, are you actually upset that they want you to play a version that wont crash or corrupt your saves or lock you in locations. were you planning to unsub as soon as the new version was out or you just complaining for the sake of complaining. its not like they gave a release date and are missing it they have always said it'll be released when its ready.

Megumin

In this update we can already interact in all the sexual scenes with the new Debbie?

John G Busia

Will Mia ever get any extra sex scenes/positions besides just the one she currently has? It be great if we could at least do her in a missionary position.

UnitedFang

Characters are looking great! Looking forward to the release!

PBR Games

oh ok so it's a new character. thanks

The needham

Wait, does this mean we finally get to see what our character's dad's involvement with the mob is ?

Haydes

You know upon release the community to gonna tear this apart and find a hundred different bugs anyway. Let them get to work on it now.

Bonerville

You mean like an alpha or beta build? They might not want to do that because it becomes a nightmare to filter out bug reports, and make sure everyone is on the latest version. Stuff behind the scenes could be getting updated every day. Imagine trying to get hundreds, maybe thousands, of people to all be on the latest prerelease build at all times.

Deathshadow

Delaying till the first so they get paid son.

Blueberry

I really don't get these statements about getting paid. You can get the game for free. Guess haters gonna hate.

angrymoosecakes

They also just got to 99% this week. There's no way to get that last 1% in and fix the known bugs AND fix any new ones that pop up in < 24 hours. It'll be out soon enough.

Grey Metal Fox Games

As anxious as I am to get this update, I rather wait to have your team catch as many bugs as possible. This means I won't have to keep downloading multiple patched versions after the initial release. The streams, improved artwork, and new characters have been great to watch you draw!

Remil Perez

I feel as though Debbie should get reworked. She's such an important character yet her character model doesn't seem as refined as the others.

Syahmi Haziq

Most likely she will be reworked, in the upcoming main story update.

The Real Agent H.

I downloaded this on a whim and played. Man, the amount of work that went into this is staggering. I really had fun. I mean I played this game for nearly 3 days straight before I decided to be a responsible adult again. Kudos to you.

Syahmi Haziq

idm waiting man. im just saving myself for that thicc italian pizza wife ever since i laid eyes on her.

Alec Cross

thanks for the heads up keep up the great work

Ricky_Dvictm

Same here. Odette and Grace are bae

Biff Edwards

Fingers crossed that my girl Judith will finally get hammered by MC's huge rod, and have an eye-rolling orgasm...…….

Adonis

Really hope there’s more and this isn’t it considering The months we’ve waited

Odyssey

It’s not a coincidence that they make releases close to the start of a new month. It’s so they can get paid the monthly Patreon $$$. Stop playing dumb.

Odyssey

I wonder if they’ll get sued for using her likeness.

Mithril-blade

This comment implies that they wouldn't get paid if they didn't release on the first. With how Machiavellian these kind of people seem to view delays, you'd think the supposed nefarious logic on the part of the developers would make sense. But then, that would mean that the people who makes these comments would have to think about what they were writing instead of just letting crap come out of their mouths.

Nick Gabrielson

finally the men the black suits might finally get more to do, and focus on the main story of how the 'dad' got involved with them in the first place

Eduardo Vraunagre

I hope it will be a bigger update than it appears ... I would not have waited 5 months for 1 or 2 hours of gameplay with few h-scenes

WitchHunter1750

Bro, probably not in this update. Shel'll be able to do that in couple of update later. Maybe in 0.23?

WitchHunter1750

It will be somewhat of a big update. We still need to wait for update 0.20.5, while we get the upcoming update 0.20. Combine the two it will be a massive update.

WitchHunter1750

You really don't recognize her? It's based on actress Christina Hendricks. You might recognize her from Mad Men, as well.

Odyssey

So then you’re saying this update is a small one by itself lol?

Zeta_Omega1

just start a brand new playthrough after all new stuff can be hidden all over the place so a new update deserves a new playthrough :P

Tomasz

Can't wait

Dwreck

Is MIA going to get new/ better scenes eventually?

Allen Lewis

Never saw the show. Who is she in the game?

Aaron Wilson

Anyways a hell of a job DC and the devs. Can't wait to play this next update. Keep up the good work :)

Luis

thanks for the news 😊

Thomas S

Yet, here you are. It's funny how you try to make it sound like you have a choice in the matter.

GamerLegend09

I wonder if by improving Dexter they made his Dick even smaller 😂

Bob Sagget

Any reason why the patreon main page isnt working for summertime? redirects to posts

Anonymous

Still hoping to actually use her teddy bear with the webcam as teasered Interested where the 3rd can goes to though

Pervertcastle

I'm curious how big it will be and how many hours of play it offers. now we have the month of may and errors are still being worked on

47

By definition “SOON” Soon suggests a reasonably short time frame. Interestingly, soon could refer to practically any time unit: minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades, centuries or even a millennium. It commits to something happening in time but the time could be very unclear or unspecific...

alfred

in how many days?

Kaka liki

Is this gonna be a very big update?

Matthew Klassen

Roughly 5 months later, approx. $300,000 later. All for a small half update (so we do t have to wait long). the latest poll suggests patreon followers don't want wide screen yet after the results you still plan on making widescreen version soon. All for money... finishing the second half of version 20 update by December? A full year and over a half million in profits.... to get an appartment and a few hardcore scenes. Entire games are produced in that time frame. Its clearly about the profits. If you cared about your followers, you would hire more workers!!

Daniel Pereira

Will it have a Spanish language too?

Domestos2013

Can you give an example about a game that is produced in aproximately one year?

Sature

Can't wait to impregnate Cassie... I mean Olivia.

DANIEL HUDSON

Oh my god! SHUT UP!!! For the love of all that is holy just don't subscribe if you are really that pissed off. You sound like every simple customer who thinks screaming really loud because you don't get what you want makes your point valid. You have the option to STOP GIVING MONEY! But you won't because you want to complain and, honestly, because you love the game. So stop the complaining, be patient, go jerk off to Pornhub for the time being.

Starless Sky

She's a completely new character I believe

Starless Sky

There is a shit load of story and h-scenes connected to the new characters, but also to some already existing characters

L.N.R.

There are other Patreons that make a tenth or twentieth of DarkCookie's monthly income on here and push out far more updates than in the span of months Dark takes to push out one update. And these creatures have similar or even far better levels of games than Dark. The OP has a point that MORE can be done for the amount of $$$ is being thrown in.

Boulbi

I'm stopping pledging after this release, I really think we sould all do the same but I can't force anyone

Tomasz

Type of shit

Tim Brown

Dark Cookie should have broken this project up into four or five separate games. He does GREAT Work, but his FOCUS is frustrating.

Tasty

Please this weekend, Maria is calling to me! Haha

Kaka liki

I really want to play this game, i would even buy it if it gives me the option but it has get updates at least in 2 month time period not a 6 month time period!

Domestos2013

@steve perry WWE2K 20 was pretty rushed and had mor then 200 people working in gameplay development /graphic design / network coding and even more fields. The outcome is what you see today, a buggy mess even with a far larger budget. Also it takes time to train a new employee to the extend, that he can work on his own on an ongoing project. Let's be real, most of you would not employ anyone if it means to cut of some of your mony so i don't see why you're complaining. Pretty sure that its only the 1$ pledge for most of the people that complain.

Tobias Neumair

you should slowly give the community that finances you an official published date

Kaka liki

Are we going to be able to have sex with maria?

Kaimei

Thank you for all the hard work you do in this game. As a game dev, I understand how long it takes to make games, especially with a small team. But I have been a fan for a very long time and cant wait for the next update. Keep at it team!

Adam L Egnor

Hopefully the update comes out soon I've got nothing to do til my ankle heals.

Ashrockz

If that comes we'll get an update only yearly once :|

wallace uchiha

just some parts need sound, if you include voice in all game this one will lose the imagination that you could imagine, like this fpr example think that all this time you imagine the trixie voice and adding voice guess what is not at all like you expect obviously we wont stop to play it for that but could be annoy in my opinion.

Ashrockz

Any clue on when is the update 0.20 coming :'(

Odyssey

LOL Daniel Hudson. You don’t even have a valid counter point to his argument.

Odyssey

Existing patrons get charged at the start of each month. Delaying a release to the next month means Patrons get charged again, when they could have just released it in April. Maybe use your brain? Or just read T&Cs...

Dwreck

I would love to see the gym teacher!!

Andromeda

*arthur fist* 👊

wallace uchiha

all teachers? all characters XD a in a different way and different clothes eve looks so sexy with the blue dress

Bob Sagget

DC is gonna lose so many supporters if this update doesn't deliver. He has already lost almost $5000 since he posted saying he was bug testing (which is a load of shit) I programmed multiple games in Java and I could have a list of over 100 bugs and still get them completely handled in 24 hours, maybe longer if I was having difficulties yet this idiot takes over 6 months to release HALF of an update and then says he needs to bug test which renpy is an absolute joke platform to code which is disgusting it takes them that long to fix bugs. Literally milking all of his supporters which most of them deserve because they are on DC's side thinking its perfectly normal or he is doing his best. Ignorance at its best.

Odyssey

Why does he spend so much time on background character art for already existing locations? It’s like polishing and waxing a door knob - what a waste of time, especially when there’s only 1 artist. Sound effects, music, animation and so many other things could be improved.

Bob Sagget

I sure hope not. This guy doesn't deserve more than a few thousand dollars in my opinion. The amount of money he is getting he could buy a mansion by the end of the year. You think 2 updates of his game is worth a mansion? Lol

Stuttered

The Patreon money probably also goes to other devs as well and DC isn't even responsible for code. I get what you mean about it taking far too long but at the end of the day it's a porn game and I don't really care.

Sature

Love to.

Bob Sagget

Perfect example to my comment of ignorance. I call him a name and you get sensitive. He probably nets 300k in the 6 months that he has been doing this update and you rather attempt to rebuttal my statement. I don't want to help DC because he probably keeps his fellow team members in the dark as he does his fans and supporters. Again he doesn't deserves 10% of his current income for literally robbing those that pay to keep the project going when he states and PROMISES only 2-3 months between updates on multiple parts of his info panel. IGNORANCE.

Odyssey

You think they can actually handle voice acting? They can barely handle this workload lol.

Figuratively not Literally

Here is the problem... He had a baby/Covid-19/blah , blah blah... None of these creators are stepping up saying... "Listen this update is going to take a lot longer. I will release a small version update sooner (3-4 months), or you will have to wait a while to get the big update you deserve." They are not working at full capacity but don't want to tell you because they don't want to lose your patreonage. So we are stuck waiting for a single version update after nearly 5 months, but everyone sticks around for it, because... What is your other option? I just wish the creators were more up front.

vall

If he was going to release anytime soon he wouldn't have made this post.

Figuratively not Literally

Don't pretend you are working at full capacity earning $60K+ a month, and putting out what that is actually worth. However, if you were up front with your community and let them know what is going on for real...? Who am I kidding, he would make a shit ton less., who would do that? I particularly enjoy reading "I also am in game development, and know what it takes..,blah, blah, blah..." Have you ever been part of game "studio" (I use that term loosely), and spent $300K over 5 months, only to be ok with only having a .1 added to your version?

Vito113

who is the girl name Hendricks? I never heard of her before

cg

His post was from April 30th. New billing on May 1st, on time. Evilly speaking, you make a post so that people continue to pay because the update is now expected.

fortunecookie

Honestly I pledge $1 for when the updates actually release and not a penny more because I do get the unsettling feeling that DCs work flow is suspiciously slower than other less lucrative patreons out there with similar if not arguably better results. Do I think he deserves money for his work, absolutely but if people are going to complain then end your pledges and speak with your wallets or pledge sporadically not regularly if you take offense at how the project is run

sarawut jaroensungoen

simple seeing others earn more than what he does his Bsing and that pure jealousy all they do is to try and "degrade" others when they see they are doing worse than the guy we as supporter are lucky that his not like the creator of the game that is like the meadow porngame u farm catmen/dogmen and so on he took the money and ran cookie dont do that

Kyuuzo2

I've been saying similar stuff for awhile now, at the very least we should be seeing regular updates every two months. Like playable updates. Its been six months since the last major content update, they sound like their gonna drop 2.0 here soon, so quite a huge gap. Not to mention 2.0, while large, is being divided into two parts that wont drop at the same time. I keep telling people to role back to minimum payments till releases. You got people like Vren dropping updates every two months and hes doing it solo for his game. (I will saying he is using Cg though so its a little easier to work with) Basically, if they could get a more consistent update time for the game I would ship the game so fucking hard.

cg

As long as people don't increase the pressure by donating only when an update comes, nothing will change. If only money flows when an update appears, only then will there be updates at shorter intervals.

Odyssey

This game has been in development for at least 3 years, actually.

Odyssey

Strange that you use the word suspicious. Why exactly? Maybe people that complain share that same suspicion...

Odyssey

Are you sure? I thought they’re just doing the Rhonda update next. The part 2 for main story will be delayed in the future.

Odyssey

I bet they’re going to split the main story into 4 updates actually lol.

Tobi

There will be a Hotfix anyway, so why not just send it?

MR20B

soon is like 2 months for this cunt, fucking joke

Sousou Gnom

why is Cassie renamed? did I miss something?

Kaka liki

I thought it would be release at least on the 1st of may but no!

The Destiny

Man this didn’t age well lol

Pervertcastle

now the time is delayed again for weeks to allegedly eliminate problems. How big should this update be ..1Gb or 2Gb ?? I am really curious about what we will ultimately be offered for this long development period

The Destiny

You know you can easily se how much he makes a month right? Until you can prove how much he distributes it’s still net profit of 300K in that time span meaning he’s correct but whatever y’all can’t seem to fathom how ripping people off works and trust me this game isn’t hard to make. Much more complicated games that are longer in porn

Boulbi

I really think you guys should stop donating after this release.. This is sad but I prefer use my money for better cause

cg

"they'll never understand American thinking" , thinking like, we elect a crazy person who speaks well to our president. Who could now even cost us our lives? well then i dont wanna understand your way of thinking.

Gamesman01

Imagine Missy sounding like Snooki. Or Principal Smith sounding like Salma Hayek.

Anonymous

Darkcookie mate, your fans are angry/hurt. I think it would be wise to address this

Anonymous

Nice that it will be soon ;))

Barry Tucker

Wow...you think about other peoples income quite a lot...dont you? How do you come up with 300K in 6 months? You dont have taxes to pay where you're from huh? What about his coworkers and patreon? For jerks sake just keep your precious dollar if you don't want to support him...lol

Noduolc

They are always angry and hurt. There is nothing you can do against parasite people.

Kaka liki

Guys just chill out, Man the amount of hate in this comment section.....man thats really bad lets try to understand eachother and make peace!

Brandon

The amount of negativity here is staggering. No one here has any right to complain about how long and update takes. If you think you do, you really dont understand how patreon works. Grow up people.

Boulbi

In france, because yeah DC is from france, gaining money on patreon is not real job so no taxe. It's like youtuber they don't pay any taxe

Dwreck

Will Sara be available for sex in a future update?

Jeremy Scott Duffer

I have a dumb question. How come Eve sometimes looks like she has a boner when I talk to her in her room? Just curious? I wasn't aware of any futanari parts in this game.

Odyssey

How about this then? The creator is doing a piss poor job with the time and funding from the Patreon that he receives. This either means that the project is being run poorly and incompetently, or he’s doing a Star Citizen - milking a deluded fanbase too stupid to know any better. With all the feature creep, and wasting time redoing the art design when you only have 1 artist, some of which are clearly worse than the old designs, it’s definitely just milking. Btw, phrases like “grow up” and “you’re acting entitled” aren’t valid arguments. Maybe think about what I wrote and then get back to me.

Jiro02Henshin

There is a trap option during "her" romance path best to save on the option before the panties come off

Bumbuman

Really? I heard venting angry thoughts on the internet is quite therapeutic. Or does making dumb statements like yours improve wellbeing? Cowabunga dude🤙🤙🤙

Almarc86

Thats what I wanna know ;) I mean I know who she's clearly modelled after but in this context WHO is she?

Carlton Banks

I think a lot of frustration comes from the ~8 year timer on how long this game will take to develop. I'm a huge fan, but that's just too ambitious of a project. I've been a supporter for years. I can't support this game from age 21-29. IMO that's really the only valid excuse anyone can make for being upset. There is no correlation between money earned and amount of work produced. I'm sure everyone would like DC to have a set $50,000/year salary and just constantly upgrade the equipment and team working around him.. but that's not the way the world works. This is what he's doing for a living. He has to put his family first. The work is consistent. Just because the money intake increases doesn't mean he should fix what isn't broken. DC is paid with donations. DC is not contractually obligated to do anything. This is his project. His rules. He could scrap it tomorrow and it is what it is. In short I am bummed out, but I also recognize DC isn't guilty of any crime. Of course, everyone is entitled to an opinion, as negative or positive as it may be.

Carlton Banks

Pretty sure she's based off actress Christina Hendricks. Looking at her clothes I'd assume a bank manager or some kind of business woman in game.

SuchaRiot

At least DC isn't charging $10 just to access his game, nor does he go silent for 2 months just to reappear and say he was burned out and have zero updates on the game like another creator I know.

MadxWorld

"cough" A DOLLAR... "cough". Its called a tip been doing that seems I started to donate long time ago. way before I even got a job it's not that hard.

Dwreck

Clearly some people weren’t taught patience, your parents must’ve given you everything you wanted when you wanted it!! SAD

JonB317

Well let's see 4 months of waiting for an update hmm I wonder why people are getting impatient 🤔

Jiro02Henshin

You know part of that is not their fault. Everyone is having a hard time right now. Truthfully I thought this would stall until June with how things are. Delays are to be expected in these times.

JonB317

I'm not complaining I'm just saying thats why people are getting impatient

xata6

How is this connected, did you pay your parents?

The Destiny

Wait can you prove factually that all his funding is going to family and that his only source of income is this Patreon exclusively? Can you really say that with straight face because I’ve seen a group of 2 do more with less while holding down their own in this situation. I severely doubt this is his only source of income. You’d really have to provide sims sources. If this is his only source of income then technically it means it’s his job. Patreon isn’t just a give a donation foundation anymore. It’s a business platform and many peoples jobs to create consistent content on it. A donation and a subscription service are very different and Patreon is clearly a sub service, it’s the new kick starter now for most creators and should be treated as such

Matt

TBH, I love this game. The long wait time can be torturous, but I’ve found it to be generally acceptable. Certainly acceptable enough to donate a little bit each month. If I’m dying to get my rocks off, I can always replay, or visit a porn site. Mind you, I am really hoping for a gloryhole sex update with Cassie/Olivia. And I actually hope there will one day be an option of having sex with the red headed sex worker without a condom too. :D

Peter Jensen

128 bugs fixed out of 145 so 17 left

Peter Jensen

It shows exactly how many bugs left currently

pilousek

130 bugs fixed out of 146 so 16 left

Matt

I do get concerned that the bug count might increase as they fix bugs though, so I don’t really bug fixes as they decrease. The wait Is rather torturous though. So close, yet so far... oh, and is anybody else hoping to see something sexy done with the librarian?

Kaka liki

The update could at max take 1 week of 3 days... Because the of the bug fix rate

pilousek

12 bugs left. I also see it for 1 week at max (more like couple of days)

Barry Tucker

Loosers are frustrated by nature...thats why they envy success so badly. And as it seems, these losers cant even rub one off without assistance. So sad...🤣

William

I was waiting to hear someone try to use covid as an excuse for delays. Think about it, everything he does is indoors, most likely in his house, so how is lockdown going to affect him. If anything he should have more time because there is legit nothing else he can do at this time. So unless he is in the ER with covid, there is no excuse for taking more time because of it.

pilousek

Guys, maybe even earlier... only 10 bugs left now.

KrusteDE

I'm confused, on the website there are shown 139/149 bugs fixed in the update status and on patreon there are shown 139/169 bugs fixed in the update status? which is correct?

Odyssey

Yeah, that would be true except DC promised to take on additional coder and then artist when he reached certain funding benchmarks. Why? To make the game faster. Does it look like he got a 2nd artist? That funding goal about a 2nd artist was left up there for a long time. Did DC break that promise? You tell me.

Kaka liki

Anyone can tell me the features that were added in 19.5 i never played that update cause am saving myself for 20.0

Matheus Do Carmo

tive até que pagar por causa do vt tá com abstinência

Skeeta_bite

mmmmm. good ole whiny-boy pussy talk. yacking about what someone else is making. i get wood just thinking about you. still living in ya mommy’s basement and working at the burger doodle hoping your teen acne will clear up before fall classes. dude! if you don’t quit jacking off you are never going to grow a personality

Les Perdants

kkkkkkkkkkkk tem brasileiro até aqui pqp

Tasty

141/145. Will Maria be getting it tonight!? Haha

Kaka liki

Its not a countdown dude😂

Kaka liki

Patience is the key😉

pilousek

142 bugs fixed out of 145 so only 3 left. Vast majority of bugs have been resolved today... Guys, it seems that we'll have .20 tomorrow :)

Noduolc

lol what, youtubers pay taxes dumbtard. and people with patreon also. It would be illegal if not. Get your facts straight. god you are dumb. Btw I am a youtuber, I know what I am talking about.

Peter Jensen

Man I'm really looking forward to this update

Peter Jensen

Sorry didn't see someone already said it

alfred

its probably comming tomorrow (monday)

Rick stanaway

Kiki I'm just stirring the pot. I myself love the 2nd.grade bickering. Haha.

Bob Sagget

Get ready for release everyone

ANANAS123456

I hope thats coming out today do you think thats possible ?

Ashrockz

wait really? o_O

vall

._.

Bob Sagget

Yup! Get your fap hand ready

Matt

I’m hopeful that we can download and play this in the next 24 hours. :)

Anime

I believe there was a story about the Latino maid.

ANANAS123456

143 :o !!! Thats 1 month that i spot everyday morning and night maybe tonight that been possible to play the new saga ^^ thank you custumer the Québec is waiting ahah 🤠

vall

it's happening

Tasty

Alrighty...@ 100%.. Deleting the old version now. Haha

Anonymous

omg omg its going to be so much worth the wait!

Tomasz

And now we wait

Unname

downloading.......... 912MB

Anonymous

good evening! I pay every month so when new versions of the game come out I can download them fast but I'm not able to do it if I continue like this I will cancel my subscription ok

José Luiz lima souza

sou um contribuinte no patreon o que deveria me dar o direito de fazer o download da atualização porem não consigo acesso ao linq, como que funciona afinal.

SShepard

I mean that's just not safe....

Matt

LOL, obviously not IRL, but neither is having the huge degree of unprotected sex the MC has with multiple partners. ;)

Crazykat203

Those damn Generic Mobsters are pissing me off! Grrrr...

Andreas

Love Rhondas Mom - she should spank a few girls ;-)

Conor Reynolds

I havent even seen rhondas mom in game yet is she implemented

Maxim Lapochkin

why russians everytime are bad characters?

Skeeta_bite

Maxim. I feel your pain. I think the Klingons, cardassians, Borg and Romulans are all just misunderstood too.

Grey Metal Fox Games

I would have opted for the Yakuza. But since the Mayor in the game is an obvious parody of Trump, who was investigated for 'possible' ties with Russian oligarchs and mafia is probably why he used them. But I get what you are saying.

jacob

Hope Rhondas mom gets a scene

GMac

I saw a picture of her about to ride the main characters rod, thought she already had sex with him, guess not.

Andrew McDaniels

Or maybe Dewitt, Rhonda, and her mom 😍😍😍