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OPENING QUOTES THREAD! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-29 03:32:17
Imported:
2026-06

Content

You know the drill! Post a link to your favorite law-talkin' quotes and upvote with the heart the ones you'd like to hear on the show opening (or perhaps in a bumper)!

Comments

Paul S. Enns

I know a perfect one, I just can't find it available on YouTube or Amazon without paying money. From The Adventures Of Brisco County, Jr., episode 9 "Brisco For The Defense", starting at the 4:30 mark: Judge: "Are you a lawyer or not?" Brisco: "I am." Judge: "Where did you go to school?" Brisco: "Harvard." Judge: "Good enough. Now sit down, let's get on with this."

John h Budd iii

Apologies if this comment shows up twice. It appears in the app but not in the web version of Patreon from my view. First part of this clip: "Look at them. They're a foul and depraved-looking lot, bailiff." "Those are just the spectators, Your Honor." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME083qPW3PQ

Martin (@TheButtonz)

18 seconds in https://youtu.be/6cw69T75_zg “Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system. ‘My client has no memory of that.’ I also would have accepted ‘you can’t prove that’s the governors semen’.”

Paul S. Enns

I think the "Where did you go to school?" "Harvard." "Good enough." part would work great as a bumper, as well.