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Vanilla Cake (NSFW) (Patreon Exclusive) (Patreon)

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2025-05-18 18:37:45
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2026-06
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*Missy Elliott voice* This is a Patreon Exclusive...

Also can any Polish speakers let me know if this joke actually works?

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aiden

now this is the quality content i signed up for 🙂‍↕️

Suma

I was not exactly THIS but I gladly accept. Thank you 😋🍽️

Julia Sneed

Jesus, Adam, in MY good Christian suburbs??!? ✝️ 💯🙏🙌😤/s

flavia

didnt expect polish at the end👁️👄👁️

Reese

I love Patreon

Julia Sneed

BTW "it's my cheat day" had me dead 🤭

xhloté

Polish fiancé says “tak”, gratulacje!

McLean Thompson

“you need to bring the buns” my friend said it works

Gosir

Is Poland known for their sausages? 🤔

Tessalations

Your profile pic makes this comment so much funnier

Beat.generation

Polish gay here - I screamed at musisz dostarczyć bułeczki. It might be even funnier to go with "tu masz kiełbasę, daj bułeczki"

Punkblink

Better be some stuffed sausage.

Beat.generation

That, cheap vodka and uncut 🍆🇵🇱

Trinsky

Show some sausages in the close friends, Adam... Waiting to see them

CaLem

Polish? Needs foreskin

Chris O.

Bisexual representation all over the place

Goose Junks

If I could go back in time and tell my past self I'd be paying the buzzfeed comics dude for porn they'd look at me like I'm insane, but here I am, no regrets

Yeesus

Shouldn't have opened this at work😞

Machia36

What did she do with the fork and spoon? What did she do!?

E.J.W.3

Vanilla cake sound delicious right about now. 😋

animomo

Kraków sausage

Bentus

Right in front of my salad?😨

Denise Drummond

His testicles look too close to that open flame

Raffi

Hairy butt visibility 🫡

Emily Bowman

"BYOB" if you get what I mean

Jusa

Pole here...yes, the joke works! 😂

Mateusz

It kind of works but no one would phrase it this way I think

Ariel

You really know what your audience comes here for. 😂

Hilary

He's actually an anthropomorphic regenerating food human thing

Islandthembo

I too want a polish sausage 🙂‍↕️

Dragoness

Lol google translate worked just fine 😂

Dragoness

"here's your sausage, give me the buns"

Alien_Unicorn13

When I ran it through Google translate, I got "you have to deliver the bottles" and was quite confused...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ikena

I did too! It said "you have to deliver the buns" 😆

Bob Scardino

this one i think is correct..

Brad Emery

I didn't even know I was reading Fire Punch

James Antill

The wise advice of Blackadder "poetry first, sausage later" seems to have been ignored, but it looks like it'll be fine.

Zile Elliven

I’ve never been able to say no to cake

CruelPuberty

Adam Ellis, the king of horror comics and cartoony dix

Pandamonium

It work but it's strange phrase 😂

Thomas Delfi

I am de-...extremely anxious about ordering anything in this restaurant

un.filth.er.ed

Imma savor my membership a lil longer.

EulerLatahAnnelida

The meaning is conveyed but the joke would sound better if the caption said 'Brakuje tylko bułeczki' ('You only need the bun' or 'Bułeczka we własnym zakresie' ( We do not provide the bun). Also the word 'Polish' should have a capital 'P' :)

Esprix

OH TODD!

Mandra.Mt

Leave extra tip for the good service

Jima

Good to know, thank you! 🤔

Rei

Polish person here - the joke works! Also, my soul left my body, I didn't expect to be surprised by my own language like that 🙈

Wizard

Polish mentioned!!

Goo

I think it works well as it is ;) The bun part of the pun works as its implying the client will provide the buns ;)

EulerLatahAnnelida

Oh I understand :) But I am a Polish native as well as a translator and human always beats machine when it comes to creative translation.

J Russ

Well, now we know Adam likes it with some fuzz on it!

Helena

Well, what else would she toss?

Helena

Gonna send this to my husband...but he's not Polish so I gotta think of another joke to substitute 🤔

Hank Cannon

Well, this is a very lovely offering. I'll take the cake as well. :)

Hultajec

POLAND MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅

Andrew MacBride

And um…where is this restaurant exactly? Asking for a friend. 😁

Vid Y

If you're thinking hot dog, then yeah, the joke works. And it works as a jumpscare too 😆

JMS

I should text him…

Kazran

Polish Sausage is uncut though!

Rhi

Hairy butt but not nuts, eh? 😄

BJ Laurente

Will we see a sexy spin-off of just the waiter and the guy (without the fiancée)?

Jack

Nice polish sausage needs more skin though.

Sydney

I loooooove a couple that shares

GoGetFckd

@Adam Ellis This quality of work was not worth 20k for your porch. Send that to mutual aid networks. Unfollow. Unsubscribe. I sorta hope “Eat The Rich” doesn’t turn into self-cannibal behavior or something adjacent. Work on spreading community donations (not-tax right off donations that big corps have) or something, if you know you can make THAT much off people while also getting arrogant and cocky about it. Fuck that dude in the comments. Artists still deserve their worth, but not the highbrow look-down-your-nose-attitude response was ugly af.

G4yCrypt1d-2020

I don't know which is more concerning: The fact that my past self wouldn't have been surprised in the slightest or the fact that I should wonder if I am that past self now and my future self is going to be doing some deranged equivalent later.

Rhi

Bro who hurt you?

Goose Junks

Da fuck are you talking about ?????

PupAceAngelous83

Wow! Worth it! I will gladly have the sausage and cake for dessert! Yummy 😋

Nhotemau

I got "you must provide notes"

Nhotemau

Oh... okay bye! :D

Mau Lannister

Ok well… we Need to See How it follows in Animation now 🥵

Renz Benson Galiza

i paid for the membership just for the uncensored version of this comics😭😭😭

Grace Huo

Could u explain what the joke means plz 🥹

Pixel

" ... Also I never plug my Patreon cuz I don't wanna be annoying, but there's an uncensored version of this on my Patreon and I only charge a dollar for membership! ... " Yeah thats also why im here LOL

Anna

The way my Polish brain needed a double take 😭

Hultajec

After a whole year but hello XDD