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Balanced Breakfast (NSFW) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-26 22:26:49
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2026-06
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I’m sorry.

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Sophie G-W

It's beautiful. 🥣

Amie Allen

No you’re not. 😆

Mar

Need me some of those

Helenasia

Don't lie. You're not sorry at all.

A. Nicole

You’re absolutely NOT sorry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alex Mougin

I don’t think the apology is necessary 👀

HB

Into it.

Maria

Don’t apologize, this is beautiful

Jasper

I don’t think you’re sorry at all 😔

Linda

Going to show this on first dates to weed out the weak ones

Pamela W.

“I’m sorry?” I think you mean “You’re welcome.”

Billy

Someone needs to frost Tony the Tiger's flakes!

Suma

I really don’t think you’re sorry (and don’t be)

kamoo

This is so horny- I mean corny- I mean horny- I mean c-

Studio 333

Look at the pecker on that cock :P

James Cruz

You should be *unzips pants* I'm absolutely disgusted *mirrors image on tv* for SHAME! *grabs the lube*

Ivy Dignity

I like how the only thing they changed was the mascot being hot. The only thing holding people back from cranking it was some ✨️inspiration✨️

Rabiat

Don't even need to buy milk, make your own!

Lee

Lol! But seriously dude… at least change the brand name!

Ken

Give us dat Tony the Tiger dick, you coward!! 🐯

Murmpp

No you are not 😭

Nathan the Greathan

I forgot that a Patreon includes the uncensored hog, lol

Caroline Lutz

The fact you posted this at 0:30am on my birthday

Roxanna

No you’re not

missi

You dickhead (affectionate)

Tyra Firesong

No you're not, but don't ever be.

FORE$T

My partner says, “we SHOULD be doing something to battle this conservative culture, like getting horny in the morning”

Lisa

I suddenly want some cereal 😂

WetLeg

If you think this won’t become my new phone Lock Screen, you are mistaken my friend.

CatGal

Seconded! 🐯

J B

😂 (Wonder if we'll get a pin up of the grocery store shopper. We love an average man)

KitsuneTiki

Now Frosted Flakes 😳😳😳

Shawn Banks

You are so not sorry. My chuckle was silent til the last frame, then it burst out. Well done.

theo

I'd eat it.

Aeryn

You are absolutely not sorry. 😂

Jazmine

Now with REAL COCK ‼️🐔

Jimmy Abrego

No te disculpes. Me encanta x"D

Kara

That man just had his furry awakening 😆

Raskyl

We defo know he isnt 😂😂

Tanya

Cornelius, nooooooo

Punkblink

It'd work on me.

PeebisRoom

Don't be sorry, keep going

Angela Lark

Never apologize for making art

brook

lol no you’re not 🤍

Christine

Cock cock AND a Gendo Ikari reference. Be still my heart.

Paracosm Comics

I don’t think you are, somehow. 😂 🐓

Kat L

this is what i proudly pay $3 a month for

Alecia Morgan

Why does this have huge Griffin McElroy energy?

Anthony

Never been a corn flake fan... until now.

Eric Weis

From the thumbnails I thought it was sexy Blanka (is that redundant idk)

Roderick Restoule

No you’re not.. nor should you be lol I hope Kellogg is rollin in his grabe.. (Prolly crankin his hog lol)

TheGreatSilenc3

Opportunity to splash "milk" on cock missed. Sad really

Mark

What sort of sweet music could Hornflake Man make with Spotify Bloke? 🐓🎺🎶

Granite

Cereal for goosing your rooster

moon jellyfish

this is what he should be apologizing for

moon jellyfish

he flake on my cock til i balanced breakfast

moon jellyfish

is it still a furry if it’s a bird? feathery?? birdy???

Mossy

That looks like the guy House from the hit TV show House has a doomed toxic relationship with

Mark houlihan

Me sat here eating regular corn flakes like a CHUMP

Dee

Lol Wilson

Dragoness

Nah, you aren't and it's why this has 1K+ likes lol 😂

Elise H

Never thought I' haveI paid my hard earned money for Cornelius Rooster smut.

Patrick Rowe

My grandfather worked at the Kellogg factory and was almost brained by a horse when he was dressed as Tony the Tiger for a parade. Kinda wish he was.

Aran Fielder

I've been saying it since I found out about this a few years back, but if there's nobody out there with a cornflake kink then someone needs to come take it for the team.

Aran Fielder

All I can think now is how the undertaker could have put both Kellogg's hands on his own dick in that coffin and none of us would ever know.

Jazmine

The thought of that gives me joy 🤣

Sonny Ly

How does your thoughts work, oh lord lmao

Mark

Porky Pig strikes again

OMGitsSEDDIE

liar. now go back to the literal drawing board and make us some more😂

Scott Hilton

I should get back into cereal.

ZOKomix

don't be sorry)))

Vicki Fraser

Is the Kellogg’s president supposed to look like Pete Hegseth?

Mike Stevens

Is the cock's father named Blanka by any chance? 😂

pikapeppa

This is fucking CURSED and I laughed SO HARD 🤣

Sarah Pascall

You should be sorry young man! 🤣

Forbezilla

Don’t apologize, you’ve created worse.

carolina guerzoni

It’s the ear that kills me 😵 it’s a heckkking bird sir!!!!

Dario Giorgi

Gendo Hikari Masturbation Instrumentality Project

Mei Stella

No you’re not! 🤣

Bailey Doolittle

Omg this would work. Fuck Kellogg, he was the worst.

Capt B

Okay but you guys think it’s stopping here?? We’re gonna end up with R34 of the Designer and the President (It’s 2025, I don’t believe the designer looks so twink-esque by accident)

Edith

Exactly! I bet he’d do it again! With the Frosted Flakes tiger! *crosses fingers*

Shella Stosik

I love that Corn Flakes were originally invented to stop masturbation 😆

Jack

Now do one with Professor Weetos... 😐

Kakairo

That's a Blanka dick!

Dayna

🤣

lindee

Now do frosted flakes!!

Khep

Something something trickle down economics

Katy Daubel

If you guys would like to see a sorta comedy about Kellogg cornflake invention watch The road to wellville it was made in the 90’s with Matthew Broderick.

xXNiroXx

Don’t lie- you’re not sorry xD

Lita

Noooo you aren’t.

Jamie13

You're never sorry lol

Judith Light

Only thing needed to change is remove those ears and it'll be perfect LOL Now do the rest of the cornflakes/cereal mascots! You got a whole lotta them to cover!

T D

😰😰😰

Haley Nottingham

Really tho he should, kindaa wanna see if Tony the tiger is that grrrreat! 😏

Brooke

The art is *chefs kiss* that 🍆🐓 was great!

Gustavo Tovar

Man you all furries in disguise, don't ya? xD

Alex

Go to horny jail. Immediately. Also, the bilingual NET WT/PESO NETO at the bottom corner of the box cracks me the hell up for some reason - it just makes it feel more real and thus more ridiculous/uncomfortable, I suppose. Excellent work.

LKO

This was beautiful

Rain Hawthorn

You're absolutely not sorry 😂

Daniel

Why isn't he fully erect, Adam? Why is that penis not pointing up towards the stars? I can't crank my hog to this not fully erect cereal mascotte!

Dani

Isn’t there some truth to this? Kellogg thought there were cockblocking properties to bland foods. If you’ve never seen the comedy “The Road to Wellville” it’s worth viewing. Dr. Kellogg is portrayed sort of accurately treating people at his Sanitarium in Battle Creek.

spacecat in space

I knew it was going to happen, yet it still cracked me up. Never change, Ellis.

sirpengu

What in the Phoenix Wright