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Square Enix was recruiting influencers and I applied for the program,  but they never responded, so I'm retaliating by making comics implying Cloud has a tiny dick. 😤

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Rhonda✨

Also, (I know it’s not her) but I can’t help but see Arrietty in the second panel

thehoddy

Always wondered about that Cloud...

Crystal Smith

Square Enix had NO idea what they're missing.

Julian diaz

I always imagined cloud to be hung

Connor

Makes sense😂

Andrew Grear

Sassy Sephiroth is my spirit animal

Saiyaness

It was all that mako poisoning.

Laura Diaz

Conceal, don't feel...don't let them knoooow!

Stargonaut

Tifa and Cloud fuck under the highwind, your telling me she fucks with shrimpos

Kate

Pls add me to yr "close friends" list! Thx!🌺 @cryptickate2015. Always thought his sword was more silly than cool cuz it's way too big. 😂

Angie Smith

I mean, the Honeybee scene kinda makes more sense if he does... 😆

Malaoh

Sephiroth reminds me of Meryl Streep

Jamie O’Neill

Why does it say 2 photos in the email notification? 🤔

Holly

thought for a minute the sword was gonna come out of his big ass

Beat

cloud's small dick is canon as far as I'm concerned

David

We all know cloud is a bottom

Marc

What did Cloud ever do to you? Hahaha

S

You sir, are spot-on!

Vagelis Apostolidis

Preach girl! Aerith finally steps out of her shell and has some attitude!

Natalie Sawyer

Please more Final Fantasy VII shitposting I can’t get enough

Anthony May

This is my favorite. 😂

David

This is giving me life

Filipe Melo

Ahahahahahauahah i love square and FF but i loves this too ahahahah

cody Warren

I mean, the entire first 80% of the game cloud is overcompensating by pretending to be someone he's not 🤷🏻‍♂️

Scott Hunt

If you think the sword is overcompensating, wait until you see the rework of his motorcycle.

Michael Moore

....is there supposed to be a second image?

Timothy Roseland

Aren’t we past making fun of people for things they can’t control?

Juliette Vincent

I can’t help but laugh. And be excited cause my copy just shipped!!

J.R. Murdock

I wonder what he would do with a big ass-sword.

Maxisbored

I mean cloud is a bottom so he would in fact have smol pp

Al Harvey

Is this what battling Jeffree Star looks like

Everett Osicki

So does this mean sephiroth is short and Girthy and cloud is thin and long?

Ronniford

I love that this got put out JUST IN TIME for the remake release!!!

Erika Statler

You have no idea how much I fangirl squeaked when I first discovered you play FF

Rick Xenon

Noooo they best respond! 🤣

J B

Is that why [spoiler] later? /s

J B

Also though, Sephiroth really was this extra. It just went over our heads back then.