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Delicious (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-15 03:26:28
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2026-06

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queencatastrophe

Haha. Honestly, if you threw out the mystery leaves (or figured out what they actually were) and threw in some real seasoning this meal would have legit substance in the form of fats, carbs and protein. It just sounds lame because the mom sounds lame.

Rhonda✨

Ok, I lost it at “Greighson pronounced Todd”🤣 So accurate!!!

Alicia

I saw the cauliflower half and expected the next few panels to be the kid coming home and saying “mom my lunch today was disgusting, I want dad to make my lunches again” and the plot twist is that the dad was dead and the cauliflower was a cross section of the dad’s brain or something.

Entropy

My mom when I was a kid lmao

Bump3r

Yumma 🤤

Jay Lew

Greighson (pronounced "Todd") just made me pee a little 🤣

Tamara Mendelson

Honestly the kid’s name is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Josh Dixon

Well this sent me into some hardcore pot giggles

Quinn Franco

Mother hath betrayed me for the last time 😡

Tyler

I FREAKING DIED 😂 “pronounced Todd” hahaha

Kenny

😂😂😂

theo

Don't forget to top it with your favourite essential oil!

Buttonetta

Bone apple teeeeth 😘

Tessalations

Don't forget to put just a little pinch of "nooch" on top 😘

Viv C

😹😹😹😹😩😩

Heidi Nehls

Todd is done with your shit.

Shay Allen

Todd 😂😂😂😂

J B

Grimes in 10 years be like:

rachelerin80

poor todd. no one's gonna trade a snack pack for tempeh 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ronniford

::And he has to eat it with his fingers because we can’t leave a carbon footprint:: ::all of the “food” is locker temperature, which is higher than room temp::

Jessika Fox

Not even a pudding pack so he could trade for a better snack. Poor kid.

Kelley Strang

I'm so glad that I was a child in the '70s, when salt, sugar, and fat were still in EVERYTHING.

Kit

You had me after the first panel.

Amanda Lee

I'm gonna cry at the corner now

Blair Lyn

Only if it’s organic locally sourced non gmo gluten casein soy and nut free

Blair Lyn

Literally half of the moms for my students

Stephanie

It's the unseasoned tempeh strips for me. 😩

Sparkplug

“Wine Made Me Do It”

ImMrMilla

Oh no she’s antivax someone get the roach spray

Craigus Warren

Every basic b**ch will have a Live, Laugh, Love picture in their home lol

Emily Jane

My favorite is the “wine made me do it” sign. Like a bitch needs to be trashed to live her life.

Sascha Knoch

Is this really a thing...? Well.. wait... of course it is 🤦🏼‍♂️

Jewel Clarke

I could actually hear the generic free use down beat video music while I read these panels...

hanni06

Tempeh is yum, especially deep fried seasoned ones!

Veronica VanCleave-Seeley

The horror of unseasoned tempeh. Those two words must have crawled out of your nightmares...

Redcloud

Same Todd, same

2020k RJ Kozain

It is. I just can’t remember the channel’s name.

Steve Douglas

i'm so happy that my mom put twinkies and ding dongs in my lunch

Kristina Brown

How is it pronounced Todd? SMH, I guess ABC is pronounced ahh baa cee, lol

madscipanda

She didn't even give him utensils 😂

Samuel Rodarte

The wall hangings in the first panel! 😂

Sascha Knoch

Oh I wanna check it out! Does anybody remember the name?

HawthorneSunlight111

Somehow, she seems really anaemic. 😂 Like, Miss... Go to your doctor and have your iron level checked! You look like a corpse! Wouldn't wanna mistake you for one of the walking dead when the inevitable zombie apocalypse hits, would we now?

HawthorneSunlight111

Sorry, it's actually spelled 'Greighson'? How dare you mistake it for an ordinary name such as Todd! *dramatic turn away*

HawthorneSunlight111

If there is an Abcde pronounced 'Abissidy' and a Dougall pronounced 'Duckwell' there is room for a Greighson pronounced 'Todd' 😂

Redcloud

I hear the manager coming XD

Kristina Brown

Abissidy?🤯 A get a large creative star for that one! 😝

Kristina Brown

I just saw the "Wine made me do it" 😝 Know I'm wondering if that would be her defense or at least a counter-lawsuit

Bill

That first panel is everything.

Adasa Key

“YUMMO!” I dead

Moses

I can't trade these for fruit roll ups!

Christine Hottinger

uh dude . . . most kids with parents who eat health food or "health food" are familiar with the food their parents serve them. I aaaalmost get what you're going for here, but the punchline kind of presumes the kid has a different parent or something.

FuriousFae

It’s literal leaves from the yard but ok

Anna Hawthorn

This made me laugh a bit too much ...

Roxanna

Omg I’m vegan and I was following this page on ig because their name was like vegan kid food or some shit like that so I was like COOL SOME TIPS This lady really served her kids two pieces of broccoli, two burnt gardein tenders and JELLY BEANS?! I was like oh honey no that’s not how we do it . It was honestly terrifying

Matt McDaniel

I come back every few weeks to reread and further enjoy this comment

Smith

I would love an entire series of these...

Dez

this reminds me of these kids I used to nanny for and their white vegan mom would always make "stews" that I would just put on a burner for a hour before feeding them. I say stew in quotes cause it was always lentils with various vegetables and completely unseasoned. I would end up bringing my own seasoning with me from home and seasoning the crap out of the stuff. The only problem was that she complained that the kids wouldn't eat her "stews" and that they would only ask for mine. Those poor malnourished kids...

franklyn arroyo

This is my favorite comic strip by you, Adam! This is what made me fall in love your work.

Jess

okay BUT, if they seasoned the tempeh and fried it with batter, it'll be very delicious 👌