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hello my loves.

happy monday. sorry this didn't get out in time for the weekend, i was slammed.

it's time for ALL THE THINGS again. if you missed the inaugural "Althings" post last month for march 2018, you can catch up and read it (and also see why i occasionally revert to the one-l spelling), HERE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/state-of-all-we-17803747

for any of you catching up (or just joining the patreon, welcome!!!) this is my monthly patron-only newsletter/round-up of ALL THE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING, it usually takes me a couple days to assemble it with the team, and we are OPEN TO FEEDBACK. one of the things patrons have been asking for is a giant round-up, since they aren't able to read every-every-every post. we aim to please. comment here if you gots any feedback for us, i'm reading.

this is going to be a long read, so get comfy and grab a glass of wine or a cup of tea. this post is best when viewed in a web browser, rather than the patreon mobile apps.

down to business....this is technically a twofer post, since i usually post on my birthday: it’s the APRIL STATE OF ALL THINGS but it’s also MY GODDAMN B-DAY, today, the 30th.

happy birthday me, i’m 42 today, and that means i am, according to douglas adams, the answer to the universe.

what does the answer to the universe have to say to you? well, i can tell you this much:

i believe the old people who say this was their favorite period: the 40s to 50s, when you’re still kicking ass and generally physically healthy, done with all the ego-angst of your 20s and 30s but not yet dumped into the pre-coffin of old age problems as your eyes, body, and memory start to fail as you shake your fist at the sky feebly complaining that youth is wasted on the young.

i’m writing/compiling most of this post on a plane that left JFK airport in brooklyn at 8:15 this morning (it’s the 29th as i write, but this will post tomorrow, after all the photos and links get sorted and magical hayley goes over it with a fine-toothed comb while i receive my birthday present to myself: a day offline with neil. we usually have notoriously awful amanda-birthdays due to differences in lifestyle taste, and tastes in surprises, easily wounded egos, and other general leftover childhood traumas. wish us luck! maybe this will be the year we nail it).

last night i spoke and performed at maria popova’s beautiful “universe in verse” event … a whole night dedicated to people telling stories and reading poetry about nature, science and the uni-verse. one verse. it was spectacular…more on that below, because i am going to THING part of it.

mostly….dudes, i’m good. it’s been a seriously fucking busy month, mortar is coming out of some walls. i worry about the sustainability of certain things the way i didn't a few years ago when the future seemed vast and far away.

but i don’t feel old. i feel normal. and the patreon keeps becoming more profound....less of a great crowdfunding platform and more of a "i cannot believe this is actually real and i have this kind of reliable income to make art with". it has opened up so many possible avenues of art-making (should i write songs? do podcasts? write anther book, in pieces? write fiction? write children's stories? make children's records? finally write the entire history of my sex life in comic book form? PAINT? SURF? LEARN CELLO? LEARN POKER? LEARN TO WELD?). the answer is, as usual, all of the above. and the dilemma is, as usual, the same question that confronts me every day upon waking: fucking....when?

as i often ask on my birthday, though it feels especially poignant to be asking my patrons and not just “my blog” or my social media platforms, there is something i would like for my birthday.

i would love for you (you, reading this you) to share my art.

this is always the greatest gift you can give me, but if you want to give me birthday present, it'd mean a ton.

and this year, if you want to give me a dream, don’t just share my art, but take credit as a patron of that goddamn art.

i know this may be hard for some of you to do, and that’s why i’m asking you to do it.

one thing i’ve noticed about the past three years is that, while y’all here are very wonderful and often share my songs/videos/writing when you enjoy the content, i’ve noticed that very few of you mention the patreon, or the fact that YOU are patrons, and that your money directly funded the art. maybe it’s because it feels weird, maybe because it feels unnecessary (maybe for other reasons, that you can tell me here in the comments?).

but listen to me: the greatest way you can help an artist to grow is by touting your commitment and support of that artist to others. 

so go look at the LIST OF ALL THE THINGS, pick a piece of my art (one that’s gone into the public domain, so things like “the ride”, not yet) that has resonated with you (maybe it’s the mother video, or bride-tripping, or something older like piano is evil or something obscure, like the sound of people dancing) and don’t just share the link/art itself, but share the fact that you, as a patron, are proud to be a part of this family, helping us make and fund this art. 

that would make my fucking day, and give me the greatest joy.

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HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENED THIS MONTH

it was april.

i went on tour with jason webley and had a FUCKING GREAT TIME. i know that a lot of you new patrons (HELLO!!!!!!) are from eugene, portland, spokane & seattle. i am going to dedicate a whole post to that tour, so for right now, i'll just leave with with a couple of my favorite pictures:

(photo credit: After Midnight Photography in seattle)

then i went to the TED conference, which did my head in as usual, and i also threw my annual NINJA-TED show, with guests including (jason webley and neil, and  adam savage, jaron lanier, joseph gordon levitt, emily nagoski, amelia nagoski, la dama project, sarah kay, maria popova, joshua roman, sarah parcak, david kwong, mike posner, lilly haydn, riz ahmed, paul rucker and the band carnival).

you can watch an archive of the webcast, here:
https://www.facebook.com/amandapalmer/videos/10155774619478375/

here we ALL ARE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.

(photo by rachel pick)

we raised a ton of money for the greater vancouver food bank, and i'm also currently working on a blog/post about TED and the show...it's been a whirlwind month with almost no downtown, so my historical records are lagging. but it's coming.

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i sat down and talked for two straight hours with two incredible sisters, tonya & tracy hurley, for their "stories of strange women" podcast, links here:

itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/amanda-palmer/id1250527126?i=1000408014323&mt=2
or
http://storiesofstrangewomen.com

it got very intense. we all wound up talking about our marriages and childbirth/miscarriage/abortion experiences. not for the faint-hearted. it's a really beautiful, real-talk chat.

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i went to new york to do a benefit for a non-profit little schoolhouse for undocumented immigrant kids in new york, called still waters in a storm.

i know a lot of you patrons showed up, THANK YOU. if you didn't get to donate at the event, you can donate HERE. it was a gorgeously-emotional evening with many heroes, including the writer susan cain and the meditation teacher and writer sharon salzburg. and i made friends, at long last, with DAR WILLIAMS! i've known about her forever. we hit it off like two year olds in a jello park. she gave me her book, and before i forget to recommend it, it's fucking fantastic and i can relate to so much of it. it's called What I Found in a Thousand Towns: A Traveling Musician's Guide to Rebuilding America's Communities—One Coffee Shop, Dog Run, and Open-Mike Night at a Time 


the morning of that benefit....well, i'll just cut and paste the story from instagram:

"yesterday i was sitting on a stoop on the lower east side  just trying to figure out my life and stuff and a woman walked by me and did a double-take and turned around and said “amanda” and i said “that’s me” and she told me her name was tatiana and that she came to new york from siberia five years ago and that she was listening to my music a lot while she was learning to speak english. and through the music she found my book and she looked at me and quoted anthony back at me saying “it doesn’t hurt enough yet”. and i told her about how i was feeling about anthony and i took her in my arms and we had a nice tearful hug there on second street and she told me she was a freelance photograher and i invited her to the benefit for a one-room-schoolhouse for immigrant kids in brooklyn (Still Waters in a Storm) that i was playing last night at @symphonyspace on the upper west side and she came and she took this picture. and the benefit was wonderful and full of beautiful mindhearts (susan cain spoke and dar williams played and talked and sharon salzburg led a meditation) and i got that nice feeling that anthony isn’t quite dead, he’s just alternately manifested. the end."

thanks tatiana.

that reminds me, you should all follow me on instagram if you wanna get this shit in real time. i'm there @amandapalmer. (twitter too. i never shut up.)

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HERE'S WHAT'S COMING 

 THE JASMINE POWER DUET SONG

okay ah yes. the song that i co-wrote with welsh singer-songwriter jasmine power and brit composer/arranger matt nicholson (which is now officially titled “Mr Weinstein Will See You Now”) is GETTING MIXED and sounding really ... dark and powerful. mixing outside of the studio is hard and requires endless explaining over phone and email and takes infinitely longer than sitting there at the mixing desk and saying “bring that up, bring that down, cut that out”, so we are going as fast as we can under the circumstances. i’m also working on finalizing the artwork (it’s also really powerful, and i’m so glad we managed to fit in a photoshoot at a hotel in upstate new york…)

if you missed the posts from that session, read more HERE.

and here are a couple weird outtake photos from the album cover shoot; which was captured by two different photographers (matt nicholson and coco karol), these are both coco's.

hold onto your self.

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NEW SONGWRITING BLOCKS

i'm setting aside a few chunks of time in may (in the UK, very possibly with my opener, andrew o'neill) and in june (back in new york) for writing and demo-ing (for patrons-only) new material for the record. be afraid.

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JONI MITCHELL "BIG YELLOW TAXI" COVER WITH ZOE KEATING, SEAN ONO LENNON & JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL

i just did a gig at pioneer works in brooklyn for maria "brainpickings" popova; she does an annual event called "the universe in verse"...if you were tuned into the steam last night (which will be archived HERE, go watch it when it's up!), i already announced this, but:

i roped three of maria popova’s other poetry readers (zoe, sean and john) into doing a day-long rehearsal session, then recording of “big yellow taxi”, the joni mitchell tune which maria had asked me to cover for the event. i love the lyrics but had never loved the arrangement of the original, so i was super up to the task. i love, love, love what we did with it and am also so glad i didn’t just rely on a live recording of the song on stage - the huge, resonant space meant that we really needed to belt the song out when it should have been a lot subtler. but i am finally learning these things from my accumulated piles of 20/20 hindsight, and i actually hired a mobile engineer, dan brantigen, to set up shop in the pioneer works building and record us doing the song for reals, because otherwise, the arrangement would have been more or less lost to history. the patreon and its awesomeness strikes again. i’ll Thing it when it’s ready (it’ll be fun to create the artwork for this one, too) and we will give a portion of the Thinging-profits to the Natural Resources Defense Council - the same charity to which Maria is donating the event proceeds. stay tuned.

here's a photo/s of the four of us on stage...and i'll drop some more of the recording studio shots when i post the tune:

(photo by maria popova via her instagram)

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THE AFP PODCAST

i worked a lot on the podcast this past month…..i’m making delicious headway in the audio-love department. i’m still not sure how fancy and complicated to make this first real-attempt at a well-produced podcast, because honestly a podcast like the one i’m trying to make could just go on forever and ever (this theme leads to that! add more interviews! ADD MORE THINGS!) but the amount of amazing ideas and insights alone from my time spent with david eagleman (over an hour and a half at the rubin museum, and another hour and a half at a hotel in NYC this month) is GOLD. so i may just try to be humble and work on this in pieces. the first podcast doesn’t have to be a circus…it may actually be better with less stuff. so, we’re working on it, and stay tuned. hopefully within the next few months.

here’s a photo of me in discussion with david (and matt nicholson: see previous project!) in new york, all chatting for the podcast:

(photo by hayley)

and, due to inspiration from hayley, i think i came up with a title for the podcast: THE ART OF ASKING EVERYTHING. what do you think?? i mean, that's what it's literally gonna be.

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PULP FICTION / DAVID MACK VIDEO

the video that david mack created is all edited up and ready to go, the song has been remixed (by edward ka-spel) to bring the bass up some, and now we’re just waiting for one final element (an creative addition to the song from another artist, and i’m going to keep that one a surprise). 

here are a few more stills from the video to whet your appetite 


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NEW! ASK AMANDA...

i know i’ve mentioned this a squillion times and never followed-through, but it’s my goddamn dream to finally start a robust advice column, because i love writing about real shit.

as soon as there’s enough breathing space in the schedule, maybe this may, maybe this june, i’m going to tackle it. i’m excited to hire some really talented illustrators (a la the new york times, etc) to beautifully illustrate and expand on the topics/ideas in the column, and give the whole thing it’s own tagged, searchable archive on the website (a la dan savage). it’ll be a lot of work and cost a lot of dough, but that’s the exciting thing about the patreon. now we have the dough. i’m really excited about this. and all ears if y’all have any ideas about what/how.

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and....THE NEW WEBSITE

speaking of dough to do shit and ways to put it on the internet, work on the new amandapalmer.net website has been stalled because…i get stuck. the design and direction is hard to wrap my head around because we’ll go a few feet down a path and then i’ll decide i’m not particularly happy with something, but i don’t know enough about the medium to provide alternatives, so the whole thing stalls. i want it to be spectacularly inviting, and very community-oriented, and i want it to be able to do a perfect dance between providing a home for my archive and the patreon community while also welcoming in newcomers. it’s a lot. i know what i love when i see it, it’s just been eluding us, and we’re working on it. it makes things twenty times harder when you know that the decisions are massively expensive and undoable once you start heading down a certain path. i’ve now been working on/talking about redesigning the website for the past two or three years, and it’s very slow work. it’ll eventually be built and thing’d on patreon…but it may take another eon. i’ll keep you posted. 

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HOW THE PATREON HAS GROWN:

as of this writing there are 11,365 patrons pledging $45,137.

you may have noticed that patreon charges you retroactively, meaning that you get billed on the 1st of the month for Things released the month prior (for example, you'll get charged for the Things released in april on may 1st). so i don't have figures for april just yet, but here's an update for march...

because people have their pledges capped, the first Thing raises the most money, and anything released thereafter raises less and less. 

the numbers below are gross and not net, meaning it's the money raised before fees were deducted by patreon and is not the total deposited to me. patreon takes a 5% fee (which they use to build and sustain the platform) and then there's a payment processing fee, which varies on a ton of factors and is usually between 5-9% of the total collected.

in march, i Thinged three Things:

"Fighter" featuring AFP by Patty Monroe was the first Thing and it earned about $43,449 from 10,878 patrons

"current 94 (demo)" was the second Thing, and it earned about $25,018 from 7,521 patrons

The State of All The Things - MARCH 2018 was the third and final Thing of the month and it earned about $19,051 from 5,779 patrons

we say "about" because patreon may be still trying to process some pledges that have yet to go through...we never know.

this is also before taxes, before my manager takes his 15%, before the staff and office get paid, etc etc. it's the gross. but it's nice to look at, isn't it. 

someday i'll break down the finances of an entire project for you. it can be quite mind-boggling sometimes to see all the money that goes into just recording a single song, once you take into account every expense. it adds up like a mofo.

FROM THE WORLD OF TEAM AFP...

hayley and michael continue to be fucking wonderful, inspiring, reliable and generally golden. they surprise-ambushed me when i got to new york the other day with some little gifts they knew would make me smile. michael came on the pacific northwest tour with me while hayley held down the fort in brooklyn. they've been seriously kicking ass. they volunteered (ok i coerced them) to write something this time around....

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FROM HAYLEY:

April marks the first full month since Amanda added the new Art In The Mail reward tiers and offered more patrons guest list spots than ever to her shows. This has meant that I've been directly in touch with more patrons than ever in my day-to-day work. I am often working behind the scenes supporting Amanda and her communications to patrons, so I've had a wonderful time talking to people and connecting with them beyond answering a How Does This Work? question or confirming a guest list spot.

I wear many hats throughout making this all go, and that ranges on the full spectrum from top level strategy to implementing stuff on the backend of Amanda's patreon (like editing this very Althings post and inserting links and pictures for AFP) to updating internal documents all the way to the front-facing question answering community support type questions that come in to patreonhelp@amandapalmer.net.

It's hard to describe a typical day on Team AFP because nothing is ever typical around here. Besides interacting with patrons and coordinating the different perks Amanda offers to you, most of my work here is in project management to get all the moving pieces and parts that go into making and releasing a Thing and to keep Amanda on track of ALL THE THINGS TO DO to get a Thing out to you. Picture this: a million emails, lots of text messages, some Google docs, spreadsheets, note taking, conference calls and a little bit of head scratching (an occasional roar: which can be from excitement or frustration) and a lot of smiles and appreciation.

Amanda has had quite few quick New York events this month which meant that I got to see her in person and help out on the ground - including a super secret photoshoot, the talk at the Rubin Museum with David Eagleman, her guest spot at the Still Waters in a Storm Benefit and my favorite: helping her on the day she recorded her very first podcast interview.

My favorite part of working at Amanda's concerts and events is that I have the chance to meet fellow fans and patrons, and I get to see the magic in person rather than through a screen. I love being part of this art family, and helping to make things happen. At the end of the day everything we do is about ART and HUMAN CONNECTION and getting Amanda's music to your ears so that it can inspire you and bring some beauty into the word. I live for that. I've always appreciated that Amanda makes it a point to let you all know that real people are hard at work behind her, because when I get to say hello in person at a show I feel the appreciation and love and can hand it right back.

Some of you know that I'm a photographer (and for those of who you don't, you do now!), I brought along my camera during all of these events to help document them for Amanda's archive.  Here's a few of my favorite shots:

Amanda and David in conversation at the Rubin Museum:


David, Amanda and Matt after recording the podcast the day after:


Amanda performing at the Still Waters in a Storm benefit at Symphony Space:


If you have questions for Team AFP, feel free to let us know in the comments or through the patreonhelp@amandapalmer.net email and we'll ponder them for the next Team AFP update section.

<3
Hayley

p.s. feel free to say hello to me if you see me at a gig or around the net, i'm @hayleyfiasco on just about every social media platform

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FROM MICHAEL:

Hello Patrons!  

Hayley and I have been asked both by Amanda and by you to write about our experiences working for Team AFP.  While we both generally stay out of the spotlight, I am very happy to share my thoughts and stories from our side of things!

April was a BUSY month (I mean, they all pretty much are, but wow!) and I’ll try to re-cap just a few highlights for you all.  Amanda and I started right of the bat by flying to Seattle on April 2nd in preparation for her mini PNW Tour.  I had a suitcase loaded up full of merch from the office and we each had (at the time) a relatively neat and organized inbox.  Things were looking promising.  We met our Tour Manager, the amazing Rachel Ryan (AKA Mr. Soundlady) in Seattle.

And on the morning of April 4th we packed up our van and drove from Seattle to Spokane through a snowy Snoqualmish Pass and then across the entire state on I-90.  Growing up in New England and living in Boston for a time, I was well familiar with one stretch of this highway and it was amazing and bizarre to see just how different it looked on the other side of the country (one of these days I’ll see the middle, I swear).

The next few days are a bit of a blur between Spokane:

Eugene:


Portland (didn’t get a photo of the marquee but here’s a pic of Mary’s Club’s:


and then back to Seattle:


The shows were obviously amazing, but what mattered most to me is what happened AFTER.  As I’m sure many of you know, Amanda is a huge fan of doing signings after her shows to whomever wants to stay and wait in line. While there is never enough time to devote to each and every person, watching her interact with you all, taking the time to see everyone and listen to their brief stories, or just share a hug or a look or a smile is so incredibly inspiring.  

While everyone was waiting I was given the special task of walking up and down the line and talking about. . . this. . . About us.  About this amazing community that is Patreon and how much it means to Amanda and the team and how it enables us to have this vision of how to Make Art and Keep Art Relevant in these confusing and often troubling times.  

I was fortunate to invite people in and welcome them to this community by helping them sign up right then and there while they waited in line.  I also took the time to ask “Who is already a Patron?” So many of you raised your hands, it was amazing.  I cannot fully express to you how wonderful it was to be able to look so many of you in the eye and say “Thank You” in person.  From me to you.  Many of you got a sticker to boot (if you didn’t I’m really sorry, there will be more stickers at more shows in the future, I promise).  All the high fives, smiles, hugs, and thank you’s in return are really what makes every minute of running around, schlepping merch, lack of sleep worth it.  

After the mini Tour, Amanda and Neil went up to TED to have their collective brains blown by all the talent, and amazingness that goes on there (I can’t even imagine), and of course Amanda put on her almost annual “NinjaTED” benefit at the Vogue Theater (you can still donate to the wonderful cause, the Vancouver Food Bank here: http://foodbank.bc.ca/NinjaTED).   Holy shit, y’all.  That show.  I can’t even really describe how incredible it was, but do yourselves a favor and head over to Amanda’s Facebook Page (here's the link) and watch the video of it filmed by yours truly (hence why I took no pictures, but here’s a candid shot from the amazing Rachel Pick):

Although I must apologize for the shaky camera work and intermittent lapses in the video, the internet at the venue was not the best and as this was a very last minute ask of me to film I didn’t have any kind of tripod or gimbal on hand for the phone.  Something that I have to go out and acquire at some point soon. 

After all of that running around, I took a few days off.  Jason Webley was incredibly kind enough to let me stay at his lovely houseboat and then I took off for a drive across the Olympic Peninsula, where for the VERY FIRST TIME I touched the Pacific Ocean:
(3 down, 2 to go) and stood at the northwestern most tip of the continental USA.  Cape Flattery is gorgeous.  Go if you can, it’s worth it.

Next it was back home and back to the office to reconnect with the amazing Hayley where we jumped back to work which included an early morning photoshoot as well as working on an event at the Rubin Museum with Amanda and David Eagleman.  Then we moved right into helping Amanda participate in yet another benefit for Still Waters in a Storm where we all listened to amazing talks by Susan Cain and Sharon Salzberg, chanted with Nina Rao and Noah Hoffeld and listened to Amanda, Dar Williams, and the kids from the Still Waters school!  It was so moving. 

Then we jumped started putting together April’s Thing: Bride-Tripping which just dropped, and then helping to organize Amanda’s participation in Maria Popova’s Earth In Verse event on the 28th.

As you can see it’s been non-stop from beginning to end this month and it’s all been SO amazing.

It’s amazing how I feel like I’ve gone on and on with this writing and I still haven’t even captured a fraction of all the amazing things that happened this month.  Rediscovering the joy of Grape Nuts, a Patron Only Meetup at one of Portland’s best Strip Clubs, taking a nap in a ceiling hammock in a friend’s kitchen, Crêpe-pocalypse:

...waking up to a big shaggy dog sniffing at my face, traveling to new and exciting places, meeting amazing people, I could go on and on! 

Melinda Kearney wrote to Hayley and I asking for answers to all kinds of behind the scenes questions after the last Althings, and I’m sorry that I have hardly answered any of them, but I don’t want to take up too much space on here.  As Amanda tours the UK and Dublin in May and Hayley and I stay in the office and keep the home fires burning so to speak there will be more time to answer all those questions.  For now, dear patrons, I will sign off and leave you with one more big THANK YOU to all of you for making all of these wonderful things possible.  We couldn’t do it without you.  

((( ))) Hugs all around!

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aw, michael. you are awesome.

okay:

SOME MORE ARTISTS TO SUPPORT....

in beautiful news....there are a SHIT TON OF PEOPLE JOINING AND USING PATREON!!! i have a running list but don't want to dump them all on you at once.

first of all, and most touching, you HAVE TO READ THIS BLOG by my old friend, anna vogelzang. it's just gorgeous, packed with old photos i'd forgotten about, and really captures the early energy of the dresden dolls back when we were grabbing everybody and making them join the circus with us....anna joined the dolls circus, as you can see (this is probably in 2003):

.....anyway, she's on patreon, and she also just covered "blake says" (from my album Who Killed Amanda Palmer as a request:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/18429699
 
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ALSO

MY FAVORITE PIANO PLAYER, lance horne, a composer, arranger, music director, and generally beautiful person (whose house i often stay at when i'm in new york city) is FINALLY on patreon! you may know him as meow meow and alan cumming's piano sidekick, or you may remember him as the pianist who joined me at the boston symphony for some hijinx...

and here's me and lance both being terrible at accordion on a bar in hudson, ny

especially for you fans of musical theater, sondheim, hammerstein...please support him - he's endless love and beauty, is lance:

https://www.patreon.com/lancehorne

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SAVE THE DATE.

um, london, and everybody who can get to london, you *may* want to consider saving october 30 and 31. something incredibly fucking amazing may be happening in london those nights. i say no more. ahem. all my UK/IRE tour dates are selling pretty robustly (carmarthen and gateshead could use some love). 

all the tour dates are below:

http://amandapalmer.net/shows

MAY 4TH
- THE SAGE / GATESHEAD, UK  - TICKETS

MAY 6TH - TOWN HALL / BIRMINGHAM, UK - TICKETS

MAY 7TH - ST. GEORGE'S HALL / LIVERPOOL, UK - TICKETS

MAY 10TH - LYRIC THEATRE / CARMARTHEN, UK - TICKETS

MAY 11TH - THE FORUM (BATH FESTIVAL) / BATH, UK - TICKETS

MAY 13TH - DOME CONCERT HALL (BRIGHTON FESTIVAL) / BRIGHTON, UK - TICKETS

MAY 20TH - OPEN (NORFOLK & NORWICH FESTIVAL) / NORWICH, UK - TICKETS

MAY 26TH - RDS CONCERT HALL (INTERNATIONAL LITERATURE FESTIVAL DUBLIN) / DUBLIN, IRELAND - TICKETS

MAY 28TH - NATIONAL CONCERT HALL / DUBLIN, IRELAND - TICKETS

AUGUST 17TH - QUEENS HALL / EDINBURGH, UK - TICKETS

AUGUST 18TH - QUEENS HALL / EDINBURGH, UK - TICKETS


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OTHER EXCITING THINGS IN THE FUTURE?

THE UPCOMING ALBUM…

as i think i mentioned last month, i am BOOKED, dear patrons, to make my first solo full-length album recording in YEARS.

it looks like it’ll probably be happening in LA this september/october with john congleton, my beloved producer/engineer/soul-brother from “theatre is evil”.

and every day, every week, every moment really, i’m making long-term little decisions in my head about what’s going to get attacked in the studio. i have a working song list and things fall off and go back on and the whole fantasy-album process is really quite delightful. i’ve never made a record quite like this for lots of reasons; it’s never been such a long span of time, for one thing, but also, i’ve never demo’d and shared so much material before properly album-recording it either, and i’ve also never made such a personal, literal record, a “record” of time. 

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THE UPCOMING 2019 TOUR….

and… the more i think about the stage show the more i understand what the album needs to be, and that’s also a bizarro-land way for me to think, that chicken never comes before that egg. it’s usually me taking my pile of album songs and figuring out what to do with them on stage, and they always dictate the show. not this time. it’s going to be different, and i don’t mind one little bit. it’s going to be a phenomenal tour and i’m already talking with my north american agent (matt hickey, from high road touring, who’s been my agent since - gulp - 2003!!!) and my european agent (bex majors at united talent agency, who’s been my agent for about six years now) and i’m bringing back an old ally from my distant past, mike luba (who managed the dolls from 2003-2007) to be my north american promoter. my australian manager jordan is helping to corral the entire tour into existence from behind his modo-desk in sydney. tell me if this all starts to sound boring, but now you know what i’m sometimes doing when i’m not art-ing…i’m on the phone with these glorious desk-motherfuckers trying to figure out things that aren’t going to manifest before your eyes for 18 months. 

but i can tell you this: i’ll be touring ALL OVER the states, ALL OVER europe and the UK, ALL OVER australia (hooray!) and hopefully hitting some places i have never been to before solo (mexico, south america, and philippines, i’m eyeballing you).

speaking of far-off places…it looks like we are very possible going to be in INDIA this winter (US winter, that is, around january).

who’s in india, or is going to be in india, or otherwise has ideas about india and what can happen there (besides, of course, the usual improv of insanity that i am sure to do without knowing anything)? in particular would love to chase down some yoga/retreat/meditation leads if anyone has personal connections they can throw at me. we’ll be in jaipur, bangalor, and elsewhere…it’s all still coming together.

YESSSSSSS.

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that’s all my loves…i’m on my way off the internet to go run around london with a toddler and a neil gaiman. i'll read comments when i'm back online tomorrow and the day after.

and as usual: thank you, thank you, thank you deeply for your patronage.

it's everything. 

everything.

xxx

AFP


p.s. don’t forget the top of the post now that you’ve gotten to the bottom. go out and share something for me!!!

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Robyn Pearson

I'll have to read this long post later but wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'll have to share the picture of the card my then-11yr old gave me for my 42nd. It was awesome and I think the sentiment carries over to your bday as well :) I'll tweet it your way. xoxoxo *kisses*

Mac

Happy birthday Amanda

Bas Zwiers

Wish you a very happy new year with lots of inspiration!

Peter Gillet

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA! And just as a reminder, it was me who suggesting "althing". <3 Love, art, and flowers to you.

James

It has recently been pondered that Douglas Adams picked 42 for the meaning of life the universe and everything because it is the ascii

James

code for the asterix. In computer code the asterix means whatever you want it to.

James

Happy Birthday

Brandy

Happy birthday!! 🖤🖤

Barnaby

Happy Birthday Amanda =D I shared your song Drowning In The Sound on my Facebook and mentioned how we supported it through the patreon and even kicked in a link to the patreon too for good measure! We are coming to the Carmarthen show on the UK tour so will try and whip some butts in to buying tickets, would mean the absolute world to me and my mum if you'd squeeze The Bed Song on to this uk tour setlist! =DDD

Caren Rusco

Happy birthday, Dear! Hope it is everything you want it to be. Huge thank you to Hayley and Michael. You guys are so amazing, and we appreciate all of your hard work. Love from mine to yours. ❤

Kelley Lynne

hello! i was just wondering what the email was to volunteer to babysit while you are in london? i tried the justine one in the other post and my emails keep bouncing back- perhaps that's just my laptop being silly. happy birthday! i'm excited to sit down and read this whole post and for you to come to london-last time in Heaven was so nice

Janine Georgette

Happy Fucking Birthday Gurl! It only gets better...even when it hurts! <3

Tru Bridgeman-Rivett

Happy birthday! I'll be sharing your art...the Brighton gig with a couple of folk who are new to you but who i think will love you, your music and this wonderful community you have created. Salut!

Kirsten LaVictoire

Happy birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day! I just got off of a 12 hour shift at work and I was super happy to be able to chill and read this when I got home. Its really awesome to get a run down of the month (because sometimes I forget what happened when.. ). I would be really excited to see a break down of the expenses, as I have no idea what goes in to all of your hard work, and also because it would make my tiny little manager-heart go squee. Expense reports make me happy... Anyway. Thank you! I can't wait to see what May brings!

Amy Potter

Happy birthday Amanda! I love these All Things posts, so much art and hope and detail...I love details. Great insights from Hayley and Michael too. I can't wait to see/hear the cover of 'Yellow Taxi' and I'm so, so excited to see you in Birmingham on Sunday! This will be the first time I've gone to a gig on my own and it's my 30th birthday present to myself. x

Maerin Renee

Happy birthday! I was disappointed when, at 42, the meaning of life, the universe, and everything wasn't immediately downloaded into my brain, but perhaps you'll fare better... Good luck!

Amalija Vitezovic

Happy birthday! I hope you have a lovely-and-absolutely-non-awful day with your boys! :-)

Cathe B- The B is for BIG Art Geek

Suddenly it all makes sense- we're both dragon ladies? I'm exactly 12 years and ONE day older than you.. my birthday is tomorrow. I wondered how I had your life echo in mine so much and now I see... we're the same waves of time. You'll love the 40's.. the fucks you don't give grow exponentially- PMS becomes less of a threat to anyone in your life around you.... and you don't FEEL like you are in your 40's until you hit -- oh--- 50. At 40, I had met and married my VERY LAST husband.. I'm done with them. The last time, I let my guard down after 4 years of us being together.. and by the 12th year, I was furniture to him. Such as it was for me, I think you and Neil are far more actively involved in each other's growth- so I expect your momma-cum-wife-cum-Cumqueen will last well into your 90's or beyond. This is my first birthday 100% out of anyone else's life. I'm not a date, or a GF, or a fuck buddy, or an anything. It shakes me to think that it took THIS long to be so comfortable in my own skin and now I can't even look in the mirror. Six years ago I was diagnosed with Hashimoto's disease, and I ballooned to about 248 lbs at my largest before I finally was diagnosed and put on synthroid. And yet, after the marriage, I was able to have a 2 yr period of feeling like a "pretty lady" while taking on Motown in a show or three. THIS was a big change from the life of Penn & Teller in Vegas, and being married to a jazz impressario. His life took over everything we did or said, and I didn't exist. It was always Penn first, Teller second... me 24th. (Although, if you had asked him at any moment, he would talk incessantly of his adoration of me, as I literally-- and figuratevly BEGGED for at least a moment of his time a day. The first five years of his vows to me, he used any cash I had to pay off his tax bills and big toys- cars, electronics... and then had zero problem leaving the "love of his life" living in a fiat in the winter. Nice guy.)(or asshole, whichever) Since a year ago December, I've been unencumbered. One date with a former college crush- amounted to a really bad idea, and that left me with me, the dog, cat and time to be an artist again. I've been in love with myself. Seriously happy at being able to watch goofy Korean Dramas, play my drums, record some music of my own, create more art... I now live in Moss Beach, just south of San Francisco in a house with some friends I met through my Penn & Teller life. (you ever need a juggling act, or a children's book artist/animator- I have the pair for you!) I got drawn back into your world again, and patron'd you- after years of memories of Dresdens. I feel connected to more of my people- artists and writers again. I lost all of this being drafted in the Vegas world. I lost the ability to communicate with others as well as I used to, and now I seem to be enjoying THAT as well. I did take your lead and sign up for patreon as an artist..no takers, but it hasn't stopped me from blogging and planning on putting my music up for those who dare want to listen to a fat old lady do her thing on drums/keys/vox and song write again. Y know that feeling when you find a recording you had done in the 80's and and then realize "that shit be goooooood"? - been doing a lot of THAT lately. So tomorrow, I wake up a whole "year-day" older at 54, (8.22am EST, St Maaahgritz hospital dowachestaah) I was a day older today than yesterday. I'm hoping to be a day older every day. I'm living independently in an inlaw apartment in the most beautiful place on earth. I'm not the prettiest I've ever been, but I'm definitely the happiest. It sounds like you're in the happiest space, too. Love to us, Dragon Lady.

rebecca

Thank you, all three of you. Happy birthday (sharing my birthday with you is one of my favorite things). I love to read the althings posts.

Laura Wellner

Happy Birthday, Dear Amanda!!!! I hope you enjoy your day!!!! Love n' Hugs

Taya Hastings

Happy Birthday, Dearie! I will now go share my three favorite AFP songs, my three favorite Dresden Dolls songs, and my favorite quote from both "Who Killed Amanda Palmer?" and "The Art of Asking" while loudly and boldly proclaiming my patronage of you.

Leslie Lundy

Happy birthday! It’s my 2 yr old brothers birthday too haha. Also hoping the 2019 tour will include Hawaii!

Franz(i)

Dear Amanda! Happy Birthday to you! :-) As luck has it or maybe the universe conspired it that way, I was talking to my aunt today about life and things and we somehow ended up talking about your book. My aunt was in the U.S. last year for an east coast trip. Where they also stayed in Lexington for a night for their Boston visit. And my aunt and I have a feeling they might have stayed in a little bed&breakfast run by a former teacher of yours? And having finally gotten around to watch your bride-tripping film, first thing was, that I shared your film with my aunt. Your video and all the places you have been and knowing my aunt was at similar places just last year. I feel somehow a little bit more connected to the big world out there. Hopefully one day I might be able to take the trip myself. So long, feel loved and greetings from Germany :-)

🛡️ Sir Galteran ⚔️

HPY BDY! I just shared one of your patreon things on my blog and am looking forward to your planned tour in Europe (hoping you won‘t miss out performing in a tiny country).

Beth Stein

I did it. I posted Judy Blume on facebook and mentioned Patron and everything. Thanks for that song, by the way, I had sort of forgotten Judy and all that horrible angst and joy found around age 11/12. Nice to remember both. Ok, maybe not the angst. But, it was interesting to remember the angst and, sometimes interesting is better than nice.

Beth Stein

PS happy birthday! And, I often randomly point out to people that 42 is the answer. Then, I have to explain it.

Sofia Thiel

happy birthday! I'm coming to your Gateshead show, I'm super excited!! Hope you manage to get some rest in between all the touring and travelling across the globe. Lots of love <3

Lisa Perry

Happy Birthday! From me and my dog who keeps nudging my elbow because he believes he's entitled to more attention than your post at this minute. My youngest dog, Painter, loves to sing along with Patsy Cline. However, I've never caught this one singing (what a shame). Many more!

Steven Panzek

Happy bday Amanda! Reading ur post while having bruins game on in background. I do always share ur art w/ the wife. But being just a 46 yr old working stiff the few things I’ve shared w/others isn’t always well received and not fair to ur creations. Don’t worry me a my wife will always love u. Now go have some fun

Al Davison

Happy Birthday Amanda!

John Thurner

There's a lot here, and I'm not going to address it all, but here I go: 1 - Hello Haley and Michael! I like this addition to The State Of All Things. I know Amanda mentions how our patronage goes to paying a bunch of people, but it really is nice to hear from two of those people. Really puts a face on where some of the money goes, you know? Thanks for your hard work! 2 - When you say the tour is going to cover ALL THE US, does that include stops in Canada? Please? 3 - Please keep the podcast in the range of about an hour. Even if that means breaking it into multiple parts. Whenever I see a podcast that lasts for a couple hours, my mind immediately says I don't have time to pay attention to a podcast for that long. Is that true? No, but my brain refuses to acknowledge that if I can find the time to watch a movie I can also find the time for a long podcast. 4 - Thanks to you too, Amanda! Happy birthday!

Nikki Mierjeski

Your spirit makes me happy. Joyous birthday to you, beautiful!

sloan

I love a meaty, behind-the-scenes post. Reading from a warmly lit reading chair with an orange cat in-lap after a fab sushi with the fellow. I wish you the most happy of birthdays. I was finally able to visit House on the Rock this weekend. I have a picture and token for you and Neil whenever we meet! I'm off to share.

Anastasia Marie

Love love love these althings updates. Happy birthday - where I am there's still 35 minutes left for you ❤

Diane O

I hope you had a great birthday Amanda! I shared some of your links on my Facebook and bragged all about you as an artist. 40's are fab so don't fret. Looking forward to so many things! You have been busy! And cheers to Hayley and Michael! Last, you didn't mention the Coney Island Mermaid Parade. I will be there with friends to cheer you on. Are you going to possibly do a Patreon gig before the parade? I was bummed that we missed your Ninja Gig in Portland. I didn't think to check your post before the show. xo

Isabel Vogt

Happy Birthday again, Amanda :-) It's May 1st here already, so I did the sharing thing yesterday. How did the Neil & Amanda Birthday turn out? I will be reading the rest of this huge post on the train to Hamburg where I'll be seeing Jherek with stargaze doing Blackstar tonight.

Martin Holeysovsky

i feel like this one is too long for me, I am through tge beginning... But happy birthday, I gave you a gift ;) ♥

Jannine Suplee

Happy Birthday. Will certainly share, just to decide what and with whom ;) and the title for the podcast is.... EVERYTHING <3

Katt

Congrats on the latest spin on your Ride! Enjoy a day of Be-ing if you can. I have been working on some art using your fabulous face and yesterday, (your date Birthday from here in Aus) I shared a trip through my favourite parts of Amandalanda with a whole passel of awesome people who are Trans, Queer, have Anxiety/Depression or various combos of the previous and are all between 15 and 19 years old...some things (and some Things) hit them more than others but most of them added you to their social media follows and began sharing their favourite bits out into the teen-o-sphere... so that bit of well-intentioned viral marketing worked. One of the kids sat with earbuds in, listening over and over to Half Jack, Strength Through Music, Machete and Small Hands and it was fascinating to see the complete immersion and intensity of reaction on their face....kinda wish you could have been there. I love the Althings posts I read them rather like an index to your artscape and note the links that I have already followed and those I will go back and follow at different times and refer back to the whole post when I want to remember some rabbit hole you have linked me down. Please keep them going!

Elaine Snyder

I am always happy to share your work, and proud to claim patronage, and thanks for the reminder to do it EVERY TIME. Doing my own art (again, thank you for the inspiration to go indie--it's literally changing my fucking life in so many amazing ways) I totally get it. I have to ask people to share, too. My readers don't really understand the machine, but I explain and they oblige. Happy birthday, Amanda. Love to you, and enjoy this wonderful time of life. I have been enjoying my 40s very much--best time ever. I shall be very excited to finally attend a concert, and am hoping that works out somehow. The album sounds fab! Can't wait to hear it.

Claudia Rapp

Happy birthday!, I just read this after coming home to Berlin from a few days in London myself... As for the sharing, I actually do that, share stuff and tell people that I'm a patron, because it makes me happy and proud to be this tiny part of the art machine, to be one of the many to help you make THINGS happen... Will pick something again later and share <3

Yarrow Rubin

Happy Birthday dear Amanda. So glad you got to go see The Grinning Man. It looked great. I love Bride Tripping! I really enjoy your short docs like Bride Tripping and the Cuba doc. It's wonderful to experience your process through these docs. Please send thanks and thumbs up to your teams from these films. Love love hug.

Yaga Sara

Happy birthday and thanks for everything that you do! So glad I can be part of this a little bit and am proudly sharing your art today and in the future. I especially love the updates and photos from Hayley and Michael, so cool to hear their voices and peek behind the scenes. And I would love to illustrate/create artwork for that Ask Amanda advice column (or anything else you do as well)!

Mark Valadez

Happy birthday! I often have little to no time to read everything and certainly little time to post but know that I am grateful for your work and your voice and support you, mostly silently from my little place here in Portland, OR. You have been a part of my world since seeing The Dresden Dolls at Webster Hall in 2005(?). I only recently had to retire my Punk Cabaret Is Freedom shirt that I got at that show due to great wear and tear. Anyway, I had some time and wanted to (finally) comment, wish you happy birthday. 40's are great! Rock. xo

AKMR

Happy belated birthday. I bought your book a while ago and have been reading it in fits and starts. What really impresses me (outside of trying to wrap me head around asking) is the courage you have shown by the way you have chosen to live your life. It amazes me. Thanks

Melinda M Kearney

Thank you for this wonderful Althings post! So interesting and enriching. I get this kind of positive brain explosion hearing about not just you, Amanda, but anout all of the artists and writers and musicians who are your fellow collaborators and creators. Good stuff indeed. A shout-out to Michael - I was at the Seattle concert (I got my sticker from you!) and your sincerity and enthusiasm with the post-show fans was noticed and appreciated. (And may I say what a delight and thrill it was to see my name - Melinda Kearney - right there in your portion of this "...Althings." !!!!!!) It really is cool to hear from you and Hayley. You have such a unique perspective and are so important to all-things Patreon.

Mandy

Hi Amanda, I love you to all the tiny little bits and back together again but I'm super super sorry that I have to suspend all my Patreons for a little while, some major belt tightening going on around here and I need every single dollar :/ (freelance work is thin on the ground right now). Rest assured that the very minute I can afford to, I'll be picking them all up again and I'll be counting the days! Keep doing what you're doing and I'll miss you! <3

Elisabeth Sutrich

Happy birthday Amanda! Wow, what a busy time for you, I send you all my love and kisses to get you through to that!!!! Bless you!!!! 😘 😘

Douglas A. Gwyn

Wish I were 42 again.. Best wishes to you and yours!

Ruth

Happy Birthday. I love you. You exhaust me in a good way. Cheers!

Erica

Just wanted to give some feedback about these State of All Things posts: I like them. I try my best to keep up with your activities in real time, but things do fall through the cracks, and it's nice to have it all summarized in one place at the end of the month. Also: as a data nerd, I would totally be interested in a financial breakdown of a single Thing, as you mentioned, to see where all the money goes. You've touched on this before, and it's given me a tiny glimpse into the fact that there are MANY things to pay for when you do something as seemingly simple as record a single song. I'd like to know more.

ann innes

Finally got a chance to read this on a pc and not try to squint through it all on my mobile. A great read. I'm in awe of how much STUFF you do in such a short space of time! Belated Happy Birthday and I look forward to seeing you on 22nd May in London

Jennifer Pierce

You have more hair than I thought you did! It's pretty, you could wear it down sometimes. Although my favorite is with all the flowers in it :) And happy happy birthday!

Christian Weger

I don't get it? It's a thing? Where's the download code in this post?

Edie Roylance

Plllleeeaaaase come to Toronto on your tour next year!! I and 4 of my friends want to see you again ❤❤❤

Tessa Groenewold

This isn't a THING itself, it just tells us about all the things this month and all the running around Amanda and the team do to make the things happen. Just so us folks who don't get to read every single Patreon post can keep up with events all in one nice neat little pile.

Kathryn Smithyman

Happy Birthday! Don't overthink your website - it's a portal to YOU, no one cares about the portal that much, no one is judging you by your portal. Make it fun, clean, easy to use (and easy to update) so your fans can see YOU. Don't get bogged down in the details on this one. Love you lots! Proud to be a patron and I will start sharing the Patreon.

Anonymous

This is a thing. She’s thinging a monthly recap like this once a month to cover business operating expenses like staff that are continuously owed outside of a particular project.

Anonymous

Described in her post about patreon changes a month or two back. Based on March data she shared here, if this thing is the last thing, it makes the least money because of pledge caps but pulls from those who wish to support her fully and helps with recurring expenses. If there’s a month with no other thing, this post will pull the fully pledged amount. Good strategy!

Liz Smith

So many new things coming!!! You've been working your ass off, you badass. I love hearing about the little random tidbits about life, so don't feel like you're rambling, tell ALL, we LOVE YOU. I recently got my little sister into your music, and she's the age I was when I started listening, so I hope you impact her as much as you have for me. She's already learned a few of our songs on her uke, and we've been experimenting with covers. Now I'M rambling, but anyway, keep on keeping on, love you AFP!!!!!! <3

Camila

I love your monthly updates. It was great to listen/read about Hayly and Michael in their own words! Great idea. Please please pretty please come to Argentina in 2019!!!! We'll be waiting <3

Allison McKnight

As requested... Sitting in the kitchen of our new apartment in NYC, on an air mattress (there was a snafu in the bedroom, thus I am sleeping next to the oven until Tuesday). The window is open and I think one of our new neighbors is a church because, holy hell, someone is going to town on an organ. The wind has been going strong the last few days, scaring the crap out of our two cats, but it feels nice. I have left over Indian food in the fridge awaiting me, and just posted our wedding portraits from our wonderful House on the Rock wedding on Facebook. They're incredible. For your trip to India, in Jaipur there is a "monkey palace" that is really worth the trip. There's also a UNESCO World Heritage Site called Jantar Mantar (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jantar_Mantar,_Jaipur)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jantar_Mantar,_Jaipur)</a> that is fascinating to walk through, whether or not you're into astrology. If you get anywhere near it, spending a few days in Varanasi is probably the best thing you could do in Northern India (not that I'm an expert, but there's something about that town and its narrow, cow-filled corridors that speaks of timeless things). Thanks for the round-up, I appreciate it.

Rachie

My cold-steel Heart has just been warmed to red hot reading that you’re coming back to Australia! See you in Melbourne AFP!

Mary Goza

Damn! I'm exhausted just reading what you're doing! Hayley and Michael working for that $$. Love y'all