a voiceramble from a london black cab (Patreon)

(patron only....)

....because i'm fucking slaughtered....here's a little audio diary for you, and it should show how slaughtered i am that it's only 7 minutes long and it took me over a day to upload it. 

at the moment...love from london in a bed, where i am fighting a cough and a cold sore and have three photoshoots and a red carpet tomorrow. FUN! maybe i'll take a sharpie and just draw an arrow on my face, pointing to the cold sore. i'll make red carpet history.

downloadable/soundcloud:

https://soundcloud.com/amandapalmer/voiceramble-may-26-2019

the last leg of tour kicked the living goddam bejeezes out of me & my poor vocal cords and then i stumbled home for a few hours before getting on a plane to london where i collapsed in a nice jetlagged heap of coughing, landed, and am trying to spend a few moments with ash and pretty much failing as everybody keeps falling asleep on each other. 

this is literally all i got right now, peoples. sozzy.

wait no, i'll say one thing from this jetlagged bed:

my voice is gonna make it back by st. louis, i swear. fucking missouri needs some voices....abortion rights there are flailing as well. COME ON PEOPLE WHAT GIVES.

wait and one more thing...

neil's premiere and tons of press tomorrow, then i collapse again on a plane to the next show. three in a row, then i'll get a break.

if you want to WATCH neil's show, good omens, the one he's been slaughtering HIMSELF with for the past three years (he wrote the scripts and show-ran it, which was a brutal job)...here is literally all the info you will ever need. i've seen all six episodes. it's VERY FUCKING FUNNY. and david tennant is, as they say around here, dead sexy. you should watch it, especially if you're into british humor. there's....lots of it. lots of people saying things like "toodle pip". and satanic nuns. what's not to love. 

to access it.....basically it's on amazon prime first (all six episodes drop at once) and then it goes other places later:

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/on-demand/2019-05-27/good-omens-release-date-cast-characters-news-plot-neil-gaiman-updates-amazon-prime-video-bbc/

i'll send you a much longer blog with a lot of pictures and goodies from the last weekend of tour, ....sooon....

right now, i die

xx

AFP

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TOUR DATES:

Thu May 30 – St. Louis – The Pageant
Fri May 31 – Kansas City – Arvest Bank Theatre at The Midland
Sat Jun 1 – Denver – Paramount Theatre
Thu Jun 6 – Vancouver – Chan Centre
Fri Jun 7 - Seattle – Paramount Theater (ALMOST SOLD OUT)
Sat Jun 8 – Portland – Crystal Ballroom (SOLD OUT)
Sun Jun 9 – Portland – Crystal Ballroom (ALMOST SOLD OUT)

Wed Sep 4 – Netherlands – Amsterdam – Meervaart
Fri Sep 6 – Germany – Berlin – Admiralspalast
Wed Sep 11 – Germany – Munich – Kongressaal
Fri Sep 13 – Germany – Offenbach – Capitol
Sat Sep 14 – Austria – Vienna – Konzerthaus
Sun Sep 15 – Austria – Graz – Stefaniensaal
Wed Sep 18 – Germany – Stuttgart – Theaterhaus
Thu Sep 19 – Germany – Essen – Colosseum
Fri Sep 20 – Belgium – Antwerp – De Roma
Tue Sep 24 – Germany – Hamburg – Laeiszhalle
We Sep 25 – Germany – Leipzig – Haus Auensee
Thu Sep 26 – Czech Republic – Prague – Hybernia
Fri Sep 27 – Luxembourg  – Luxembourg – Conservatoire
Sat Sep 28 – France – Paris – Bataclan
Fri Oct 11 – Denmark – Copenhagen – Bremen Teater
Sat Oct 12 – Sweden – Stockholm – Södra Teatern (SOLD OUT)
Wed Oct 16 – UK – Bexhill – De La Warr Pavilion
Sat Oct 19 – UK – Cardiff – St David's Hall
Sun Oct 20 – UK – Cambridge – Corn Exchange
Wed Oct 23 – Ireland – Cork – Opera House
Thu Oct 24 – Ireland – Dublin – National Concert Hall
Sat Oct 26 – Ireland – Belfast – Ulster Hall
Sun Oct 27 – Ireland – Limerick – Univeristy Hall
Frin Nov 1 – UK – Dunfermline – Carnegie Hall
Sat Nov 2 – UK – Glasgow – City Halls
Sun Nov 3 – UK – Manchester – Albert Hall
Mon Nov 4 – UK – York – Opera House
Thu Nov 7 – UK – Newcastle – Tyne Theatre
Sun Nov 24 – Portugal – Braga – Theatro Circo
Thu Dec 5 – UK – London – Union Chapel (NEARLY SOLD OUT)
Fri Dec 6 – UK – London – Union Chapel (SOLD Out)
Fri Dec 13th - UK - London Union Chapel (JUST ADDED)

https://nointermission.amandapalmer.net