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Hello Hello!!

**edit, made 9pm NZT tuesday, march 21st**

hey all: some of you emailed having a little trouble signing in / registering for the event, which starts in about 11 hours; some of you didn’t get confirmation emails. NEVER FEAR, here is the DIRECT LINK FOR THE ZOOM!! NO NEED TO REGISTER!: just click and join:

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88435602973

If you are unsure of the time, you can see this event in your time zone by visiting helensword.com/calendar.

or check the time zones below !!!

SEE YOU SOON

i’ll send you all a little reminder bump email in the morning. xxx

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WRITERS UNITE!!!!

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW WERID AND HARD IT IS TO WRITE...ANYTHING!!!!

TL;DR, I'm doing a private online talk with writing-expert Helen Sword tomorrow at 8am NZ time (March 22)!!! More info below.

First of all....A HUGE WELCOME to many hundreds of new patrons, HELLO HELLO!!! You've probably landed here because of the new "Surface Pressure" release. THANK YOU! Your support means the world to me and you'll hopefully find that you love being a patron, because random fun things are happening all the time, including, like, RIGHT NOW....I'm about to do a surprise TALK with someone amazing. (And a reminder, the download links for the song are HERE. Also it's blowing up on TikTok and the comments are fucking HILARIOUS).

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Greetings from Waiheke Island...I'm about to get on the ferry to Devenport, where my new friend - the writer-who-writes-about-writing Helen Sword - lives. She has invited me to have dinner at her house spend the night, and get up at the ass-crack of dawn to do a deep-dive live online conversation with her about THE WRITING PROCESS. Specifically, HOW to write to really connect with people. How to cut through the bullshit and get to what you want to SAY. 

This is Helen. 

She looks like an adult but secretly she's fooling you. She's a wild woman poet friend.



Dudes. 

I REALLY LOVE TALKING ABOUT WRITING and haven't done it in a long time, and am actually really, really excited for this. My writing - and my relationship with writing - have changed during the pandemic, and Helen is a TOP-CLASS interviewer.

SO, I know it's short notice, but I hope some of you can come, especially my NON-FICITON FRIENDS, the POETS, NOVELISTS, SONGWRITERS and, oddly, my ACADEMICS! Helen's specialty is working with academics to help make their writing more readable and accessible (see more below).

These live event/talks with Helen are usually for HER MAILING LIST ONLY (and she's interviewed some real heavyweight writers, next month she has Steven Pinker)  but she's making an exception for ME AND Y'ALL because she knows how dearly I treasure my patrons. 

Here's the link to register to watch (for free): 

https://www.helensword.com/writespace-special-event-with-amanda-palmer

THE TALK IS LIVE FROM HELEN'S HOUSE TOMORROW AT 8 AM NZ TIME, which Tuesday, March 22 HERE, and Monday, March 21 in USA/EUROPE  That's:

  • 6-7 am Tuesday March 22 in Sydney
  • 12-1 pm Monday March 21 in Vancouver
  • 3-4 pm Monday March 21 in Boston
  • 7-8 pm Monday March 21 in London
  • 8-9 pm Monday March 21 in Paris
  • 9-10 pm Monday March 21 in Cape Town

Helen's house is very fucking beautiful. 

So is Helen....I wound up spending a night over at her place last week because of weird accidental reasons...like you do (I mean.....things happened. I missed the ferry....don't ask.)

Here's her back porch, where she served me the most beautiful cup of tea:


That's Freddy the doggo and Helen's mostly companion. He'll probably show up during the interview. 

And because I missed the ferry and wound up inviting myself over for the night...I took Helen out to dinner and I took this picture of her....and her beloved Freddy...over dinner:


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So, as I said above, you guys can come watch without having to sign up for her mailing list. But, y'know, it'd be real nice if you signed up anyway, and Helen is an incredible woman and writer.

I was introduced to her via a random connection (a chef in San Francisco of all places, who was like: AMANDA, HELEN, YOU ARE BOTH ON WAIHEKE ISLAND MEET EACH OTHER), .

I immediately fell in love with Helen and her work...a few weeks ago we took a long walk on the beach and I gave her a copy of "The Art of Asking" and she loanded me some poetry books and gave me a copy of her book "Air & Light & Time & Space: How Successful Academics Write."


Check out this passage from the beginning of the book. IT'S FUCKING CHARLES BUKOWSKI and now you can understand why I love this woman:


Here are a few more of Helen's published books:




And here's her bio:

Helen Sword is a poet, scholar, master teacher, and international expert on academic, professional, and creative writing across the disciplines.  Her books, articles, and online tools have empowered writers around the world to write more clearly, confidently, prolifically, and with greater pleasure.


Born and raised in Southern California, Helen received her doctorate in comparative literature from Princeton University and has lived since 2001 in New Zealand, where she is a Professor of Humanities at the University of Auckland and runs a private writing consultancy, WriteSpace Limited.  She is the author of books including Stylish Academic Writing (Harvard UP, 2012), The Writer’s Diet (Chicago UP, 2016), and Air & Light & Time and Space: How Successful Academics Write (Harvard UP, 2017) and the creator of popular digital resources such as the Writer’s Diet, an online diagnostic test that is now also available as a free add-in for MS Word; the Writing BASE, an interactive productivity tool; Helen’s Word, a YouTube channel that encourages writers at all levels to “show up and write”; and Zombie Nouns, a TedEd video that has received nearly a million views on YouTube.  Helen’s current book project, Writing with Pleasure, is under contract with Princeton University Press for publication in 2022.

Helen has been honored with a number of research and teaching awards, including the University of Auckland's 2007 Teaching Excellence Award for Innovation in Teaching, the 2013 HERDSA-TERNZ Medal for a scholar who has made a major impact on the tertiary education research environment of New Zealand, and the University of Auckland's 2017 Research Excellence Award. Her evidence-based writing workshops and presentations have taken her to more than 1oo universities, research institutes, and other organizations in 20+ countries and on every continent except Antarctica.  Rising to the challenge of having had her travel wings clipped by the COVID-19 pandemic, she now specializes in facilitating experiential online workshops, masterclasses, and retreats that bring together writers from across the globe in a shared virtual writing space.

If you miss the talk or want more....you can also head over to Helen's website (www.helensword.com) for writing resources including books, workshops, videos, retreats, online tools, and the WriteSPACE, which is a global virtual writing community with members in 30+ countries.

Hopefully see a bunch of you there...

xxx

AFP


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1. if you are a patron and new to my work, don’t forget your patronage allows you access to ALL of my patreon releases to date. HERE is the link to download my latest big solo record, “There Will Be No Intermission”, and HERE is a link to download the PDF of the art/essay book that goes with it.

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Fleassy Malay

It's 6am for me...but ive signed up to her mailing list and I will attend if for some strange reason I am awake. 😅

Amy Bellingrath

Oh, poop. I'm working, and I won't be able to be live. Amanda, you said you were reading everything. I love you and your work and your passionate loves and your passion FOR love. Thank you for helping me discover who I am and that I'm beautiful and not like everyone else. And I have feelings and hurts and wants and I deserve them. I am sending the most love from Philadelphia PA. WE STAND WITH UKRAINE.

Tara Goddard

So excited about this! As an academic who always struggles to get my butt in the chair and also not to get too verbose (case in point), and who is in major writing crunch on the way to tenure (inshallah), this should be great. Gotta check out her books, too! And that back porch- #goals 😍

Laura Morland

Wow! As a one-time academic with writer's block, I am ALL OVER THIS! (Although initially I was looking forward to an hour or so with a lovely kiwi accent in my ears; good thing I read her bio first.) Will be there tomorrow with bells on my toes... and thank you for stating "Paris time," which is where I am at the moment. Also at this moment, I have a cat named Sarah, not on my back, but on my chest all the way up to my chin, and her body completely blocks my view of the keyboard. So some of us are not miners or working academics, but we still have the "cat problem." (Luckily I am a touch typist.)

Rebecca Potylycki

So strange and funny... My best friend just invited me, about an hour ago, to attend a music & song-writing workshop tomorrow evening. I will be here for this incredible opportunity tomorrow as well. I'm also looking forward to feeding my neverending search for creative fire & drive. So this all happened to be extremely coincidental... Maybe a sign I can't ignore?

Jenna Blackmore

How I wish I could attend, but I will be at work then! But I look forward to catching the video after, my novels could probably definitely benefit from me seeing this lol. Have fun with the event!

Yana

Difficulty registering for event, confirmation email still yet to receive 😶. Hi Amanda! Looking forward to being more direct and not having to talk/write about "the insides of a ducks arse" in order to get my point across. This is a magnificent idea. 💗.

André Fernandes Zanoni

Can't wait!! I'm currently having a hard time writing my master's dissertation so this conversation will happen in the perfect moment for me! Haha thank you Amanda 💙

Jennifer Winter

This looks like it will be amazing! 6am start for me, I got this. Now a 31yr old government worker with two little ones and a shift working husband, my creative former self is screaming to be let out of her cage. The poem excerpt struck a chord, this may very well be the kick that I need.

amandapalmer

YAY laura. wonderful!! if you have anything specific you’re struggling with - tell me! we can add it to the list of discussion topics. ♥️♥️

amandapalmer

HURRAH!! see you tomorrow am - you just be in oz-land. let me know if there are any specific things you’d like us to cover - we are all ears. x

EmVT

Yesss! What an amazing opportunity, registered and can't wait :) Helen's WriteSPACE looks like a great resource, thank you, this is great timing 🙏 Also, warm welcome to new Amanda patrons 👋hi from Vermont, USA!

DebbieG

This sounds fascinating, as usual I will be working as it’s afternoon for me, but I can listen at least. Thank you!

DebbieG

And Helen’s porch is lovely!

Atlas Vipersnout

no artist feeds my soul like you do like how do you always know what I need? 🥲🥺

sarah482

coucou Laura! i have the same cat problem, but her name is sylvie. see you there tomorrow ~ sarah xoxo

sarah482

so excited about this - i love helen's work. as both an academic and creative writer, it is so very helpful. thank you amanda for doing this. ~ sarah xoxo

sarah482

Anya! zoom tomorrow night at 7 😺 see you tomorrow for this even if you don't make it to the zoom. ~ sarah xoxo

sarah482

also you'll appreciate this - my best friend (she's also an academic) and i have decided that instead of "Publish or Perish" our motto is "Publish or Paris" 😹💞 (how is there no eiffel tower emoji?)

Laura Morland

Sarah482, I was hoping you'd see my comment! It was for that reason alone that I mentioned our cat's name. ;-) Oh, just saw your 2nd comment. I like that: "Publish or Paris"! In my case, I've ended up with a lot of the "Paris" and not much of the "Publish." P.S. On most phones there is an Eiffel Tower emoji! It's under "Buildings," just to the left of the Statue of Liberty emoji. (It looks like a rocket.) 🗼😼

Jenna Bruner

Looking so forward to this opportunity to be inspired. Although my mind is distracted by "the pen being mightier than..." I'm so easily distracted. 💜 = AFP ~jenna N.P, AK

Dorit

This sounds super intriguing! I'm an academic in a science field and seriously struggling to find the head space and confidence to write. Everything in that short book entry rings true. I would love to hear if Helen has any tips for how to get started on writing a new manuscript, getting over the fear of the blank page. I am a new lab head and so this should be the first paper from my lab that I lead... and I am struggling to figure out where to start.

Gemma Sweeney

I'm currently knee-deep in The Artists Way so this couldn't be at a more perfect time! I'm excited x

Laura Morland

Thanks, Amanda! What I MOST want to know is why you encouraged us to "share the hell out of" Surface Pressure, but are allowing the magnificent "Ballad of the New York Times" to linger in obscurity. I mean, you have 12,000 or so patrons, and yet it has only 1,728 views. You wrote, "I’ll flip it public as soon as my heart stops racing," a statement that implied we wouldn’t have to wait five months and counting. I'm sure you have excellent reasons; maybe you'll share with us patrons why you're keeping it under wraps? I love this song *so much*, and the two people I've dared to share it with (because you implied that we shouldn't) were also blown away by it. Moreover, it's a "Covid anthem" -- won't it mean more if you were to release it now than it would a year from now? My second question (for Helen and Charles [Bukowski]): how can you carve out time if you don't live on an ordinary schedule? My schedule varies so much that many days I fall asleep at 4:00 am; yet today I went to bed early (although not "by five o'clock" ;-) and woke up around 3:00 am. Some days I have outside obligations, but most of my obligations are fulfilled on my laptop. When I was in graduate school (I was in a Ph.D. program at UC Berkeley, but I never finished, partly due to the death of my first husband), I had horrible writer's block. Now that I edit a weekly newsletter, I can write short articles at the drop of a hat. But I haven't written a long piece in years. I know -- I've read all the books! -- that carving out even 45 minutes a day is key. That would add up to 273 hours a year. Not great, but not nothing. However, I only seem to be able to write when I have a *long stretch* of time available to me. My past successes worked like this: all my grad school papers were composed, by hand, in those golden hours between midnight and 3:00 am. I would type up the new material after I woke up the next day, and then edit it in the early evening, starting the writing cycle again at midnight (no matter how hard I tried to start earlier). The key to my success is that I became three people: the Writer (who was an awful editor), the Typist (who was an even worse editor ... she wasn't allowed to change a word!), and the Editor (who was a damn good Editor, but wasn't in touch with the Muse). You may notice that that kind of schedule doesn’t leave much time for a job, or even ordinary living. It wasn't sustainable. …. Well! I meant to make only one brief comment, but I'll leave this as it is, in the hope that my question may be pertinent to others.

Gaba Kulka

Sounds amazing and I just might be able to tune in!

Eva Ozean

Oh my god, Laura, thank you SO MUCH for asking/sharing about the 'Ballad of The New York Times'...! I somehow MISSED it, when it got thinged in November. I had no idea!

Laura Morland

Good morning Gaba, I have been sharing the links you gave Amanda with friends not on Patreon. Thank you SO MUCH for providing an alternative to the "big agencies". It means a lot to me be able to contribute locally (to those providing aid to Ukranian refugees in Poland... for anybody reading this who might not know....).

Marie O'Reilly

Ah... well, I have a thing already... a playwriting workshop! No I don't write plays, I sort of got involved in some stuff the Royal Shakespeare Company is doing as part of their outreach and thought 'why the hell not?' This looks so amazing though and I will check out Helen's stuff and watch this on catch up :) Have fun everyone who's going!

Laura Morland

Eva, I'm so glad you saw this post. I'm not surprised you missed it: only about 14% of Amanda's patrons have watched it! (Unless it's available elsewhere than on YouTube.) Here's the (unlisted) YT link: https://youtu.be/1An19HhhNvw

Laura Morland

Amanda, I thought at first you were changing the time of the Zoomcast, when you wrote: "**edit, made 9pm NZT tuesday, march 21st** " Is it not still Monday in NZ?

Litsea

I considered it a sign of the universe that this event came up at a time when I am seriously considering to quit my PhD. Will I ever come up with the strength to finish my PhD dissertation that was put on hold by me birthing 3 humans and loosing one of them, a pandemic, me being the money earner, a non supportive family and a toxic supervisor who keeps treating me as if mothers do not belong in science😥. It would love to prove them all wrong but it just takes so much energy…

Lynn Robinson

Stay with it . You will find strength & the end result will bring you lots more rewards than if you quit now. 🤗

Lynn Robinson

Two amazing women together.Awesome

Gaba Kulka

Laura, I'm really moved that you wrote this, but really this time it's mostly thanks to Amanda. I was really "paralysed" after the first week of the war, not knowing where to direct any efdort or money. Amanda's question and her request for some good links helped me break out of that stagnant place. And I have my friends to thank for providing most of the links. So... thank you so much for helping out! Every bit counts. And I'm grateful to Amanda for galvanizing me into action.

Kathryn Weber-Boer

Yesss! I will be there. Whether it's my dissertation or my fiction passion project, I've been saying "as soon as x happens, I'll have time to work on it!" Well x has = baby goes to daycare, I have some extra money for childcare, I have a day off per week, I have office space, and the kiddo goes to school. SPOILER ALERT: none of these things has meant more writing time.

erica munhoz

Amanda what a fucking AMAZING COINCIDENCE!!!!!! I can't believe this! So last year I participated in a virtual academic panel organized by my adviser to discuss literature and women and stuff in that general direction. For weird reasons a huge chapter of my thesis ended up being about the symbol of the swan and poetry tradition (don't ask. or do, it's fun). I decided to talk about how different critics read the poem Leda and the Swan by W. B. Yeats, and use that to discuss what I believe feminist criticism can do, and also what are some pitfalls we end up encountering. I had a few examples of the traps we fall into, and I had one great example of an amazing essay that discussed the Leda myth in different modernist works. That essay was written by HELEN SWORD. I had never heard of her, to be honest, but it became such an amazing example of how great academic writing but especially creative literary criticism, and feminist criticism can work. ANd now here I am, on your patreon post going "wait... I KNOW THAT NAME!!!" Oh my gosh I am SO EXCITED!!!!!! I can't believe how you make the pieces of my life come together, you know? Like you told me in the NYPL listening party: "I'm in your head". Yes, you are. Wow.

Len Tower Jr.

Yana: Amanda just updated this blog with the direct Zoom link. It's also now at 9PM Auckland time. -Len

Len Tower Jr.

Some writers make a career out of schedules like this. Some leaving the typing & editing to distinct stages AFTER the initial draft. But you may have tried this ... They go back to normal life (which can include book tours) 'ween projects. -Len

Laura Morland

Len, that's good advice -- thank you! Just write for a long period of time without editing and edit later? Hmmm. Now I just have to figure out how to create that original writing time. (Do you write? All I know is that you live in or near Boston and that you know Amanda IRL.)

Len Tower Jr.

a * if Helen's Zoom host is up to it & her privacy policy allows, please save to file(s), the Zoom chat (& if used, Zoom Q&A) & share the web link(s) with the Zoom archive web link. * the ballad of the NYT would benefit with Brian on drums i'm not sure it's a d.dolls song, but it would still benefit from his drums & panache ** yes, the world needs a release of this -len

Tabata

This is perfect timing! This week I am finally starting to write my bachelor’s thesis. After 2 years of putting this on hold due to a pandemic and the need to take care of a sick grandmother I am getting back to writing. Only to realize I am totally lost on how to start, hope this gives me some inspiration. Thanks so much.

Laura Morland

Litsea, Lynn is right. You are going through THE HARDEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE. Nothing will ever be as difficult as finishing your Ph.D. while rearing 2 humans and working at the same time. I'm so, so sorry that you lost one of your children. My heart goes out to you.

Laura Morland

Thank you, Len. It seems that *perhaps* Amanda is not happy with the production of the Ballad of the New York Times -- originally she'd planned to do a studio version IIRC -- but I think it's so perfect as it is, live, with the audible reactions of the Waiheke audience in Morra Hall. Maybe if I were to hear it with drums layered in I'd change my mind. Maybe on the "thumpy-thumpy" refrain? But I would add that it's a song about intimate moments, in bed with her son in the dark on her phone... the intimacy of tiny Morra Hall reflects that. https://youtu.be/1An19HhhNvw

Laura Morland

P.S. Len, taking your idea and shifting it a bit, perhaps Jherek on strings would create the perfect "completion" of the song? He could add some "thumpy-thumpy" base where you would like drums, and then some soulful violins at the sad moments....

Laura Cole

I was introducing my children to your music after they happened to hear the surface pressure cover and were intrigued by your style.

Laura Cole

Ach! Wasn't done yet! ANYWAY-- I came across Sing and found it eerily appropriate for what's going on these days. Hoping to catch this conversation later today!

Alexandria Stuart

I'm preparing to enter the final stretch of writing my Master's Thesis so this is SO timely. Thank you Universe. And Helen and Amanda.

Shannon Daniel

On my photo memories this morning, Amanda Palmer in Detroit 2019. 😭 Had we all only known what we going to be happening in the not so distant future. I would have asked for different things. I would have answered differently too.

Elisabeth Kauffman

Hi Amanda! I'm hoping to tune in for this discussion later. New to the Patreon community, but I'm a long-time fan... writer/artist/witch who self-published a tarot deck last year and I'm working on a novel (well... a few novels... just not all at once). I'm so bogged down in self-doubt and perfectionism (i.e. the belief that I will never be good enough) that I let anything and everything hold me back from sharing my art and writing... thanks for all of your messages through song that break those chains... they've been my mantras for years now. So much love...

Len Tower Jr.

Hi Laura, We have had a lot with Jherek collabs lately. More polished & classical/ Few of Brian's. More passionate, more animated, more Dresden Dolls. A separate version with each would be cool. -Len

Jen Upchurch

Amanda, this was my first experience with you on this platform. I absolutely loved the zoom meeting. Thank you so much I learned so much and it was such a loving rainbow experience. BIGLOVE

Josie Stanford

Hi Amanda, is there a replay of this, it sounds fabulous but I missed it. Thank you!

Jill

Ooh, I just signed up as a patron and would have loved to be at this! Is there a recording or was it live-only?

Jill

Oh, I just saw the other post saying there might be - I’ll just keep my fingers crossed then :)