shhhh. "The Pop Song" - from Jib, just for $5+ folks. (Patreon)

so....this is the embarrassing pop song fragment from "JIB" that is PERFECT just to send to the few thousand of you who will not judge me.

our assignment from the script was to write a katy-perry-like pop song that proves that Jib has finally entered the maw of fame and temptation. she's fired her band and she's in the studio with an engineer, MURDERING the vocals to the song. it's supposed be her "I DON'T NEED YOU, I AM WOMAN" epic pop failure/breakthrough (depending on how you view things...)

in order to appreciate the song fully, you have to imagine NOT on piano, but with a full electornic symphony of kety-perry style orchestration. 

to write this song, i shit you not, i locked myself in a room and listened to 9 katy perry hit songs in a row, then closed my eyes, then sat at the piano and wrote the most sincere, great, empowering terrible-lyrics pop song i could muster.

in the play, Jib gets cut off by her engineer because her vocals are sucking too hard.

i took that as an excuse to not have to write this entire song.

please don't give this song to the internet. i would kill you.

let it be known that 

"I AM BUILDING MY HOUSE IN THE WOODS

OUT OF ANYTHING I WANT TO

I AM STRONGER THAN YOU

AND YOU CANT BLOW ME DOWN

EVEN IF YOU TRIED TO"

is one of the worst lyrics known to man and i'm SO SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

take that, katy.

here's the download code:
https://we.tl/gGrgieSUzB

i love you.

xxx

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