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Thank you so much for being patient, this week has been absolutely insane.

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS

No, absolutely not, you cannot.

Trish

C’mon, man, why not?

MMS

You’re kidding me, seriously? You can’t play this character.

Trish

I don’t see your reasoning.

MMS

Okay, so— so you want a high Dex, high Int variant human, multiclassing Fighter and Rogue?

Trish

Yep, that’s my guy. I still don’t see the problem.

MMS

Uh-huh. Sure. Trish, you added the Dungeon Delver feat and gave him expertise in Religion, Investigation, and History. Still don’t see it?

Trish

I don’t know. I was making it up as I went.

MMS

You gave him this whole long backstory about his dad and his failing relationships, and you also wrote about previous adventures he’s been on.

Trish

Well, I was reading about how it’s difficult for DMs to run games for PCs who don’t like adventuring, so I figured I’d throw you a bone.

MMS

Trish—this isn’t even a D&D character! This belongs in a movie!

First person to guess the character and what it's from gets a shoutout in the pinned comment!

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Kirby the Otaku

Is this Aragorn from The Lord of the Rings

KutDeadman

Indiana Jones. It doesn't belong in a movie, it belongs in a museum.

Kani

Indiana Jones?

TheMaker

Rick or Jack O’connell from the mummy franchise, or The obvious Indiana Jones

Isaiah G

Indiana jones

Asky

Huh... Took longer than expected before Trish tried to make Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr.