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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS

So we’re doing that, like, knights of truth and justice against an evil paladin empire thing for this campaign, right? Can’t wait to see y’all’s characters.

Nat

I’m actually playing a former member of that evil empire. I’m a Acolyte background Dragonborn Oathbreaker Paladin.

MMS

Ooh, interesting. Saw the light and became pals with the good guys, huh?

Nat

Ha, if only it were so easy — see, my character was a high-ranking member of his holy order, totally devoted to the cause, and it was only after finding out that his people were being lied to that he rebelled against his former rulers.

MMS

That’s much more involved than your backstories usually are, I’m impressed.

Nat

Thanks!

MMS

What about you, Trish?

Trish

I think my character is a pretty cool guy. Variant Human Banneret Fighter, Soldier background. He’s got the Lucky feat, and that Ring of Mind Shielding I asked you if I could have?

MMS

The one with the soul of the Aasimar in it?

Trish

Yeah, that one. The Aasimar communicates with him, helps him out with stuff.

First person to guess the characters gets a shoutout in the pinned comment!

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Comments

Just Ted

Master Chief and the Arbiter!

Eric Freeman

Master chief and the arbiter from Halo?

Hannah Winter

Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten this but I can see how this arbiter fellow could be a dragonborn

RhoBeans

“What the hell could this possibly be…?” *checks comments* “…HOW did I miss that??”

Charles Arthur

This is probably Master Chief and the Arbiter, but just in case it's another Doctor Who/Mary Poppins switcheroo, I'll say Optimus Primal and Dinobot, cuz it literally works for them as well (humans are apes too, and he did have the Matrix for a second)

JM

Wort wort wort!