model w/ midsection malfunction (Patreon)

listen, odds are that you'll go there, they'll try to deflate you, but it'll only make you bigger and bigger, reaching the size of a small car (and, potentially, becoming unable to stop burping) until you burst into a cloud of feathers, and safely reform, inspiring the photographer and ultimately coming out with a great shoot and a little bit more self-knowledge.

tl;dr: you'll be fiiiiiiiine.