Early Access: The Painter On The Train (Patreon)

Hello Beautiful,

If you were one of the people who sent me an edible arrangement demanding *checks notes* rekindling romance with your ex, a "hallmark type holiday audio", hold the moan, or fooling around in public, I hope you're happy!

This one is also part 1 of 2, so if you're one of the people who keep sending my postcards from Turks and Caicos demanding more of those, happy holidays I suppose.

I told myself I'd make things a bit easier and pornier audios. Often the voice in my head scrutinizes my scripts and asks, "Yeah, but is that actually realistic?" Which often makes creating audios much more laborious than it really needs to be! So for me this audio was a little bit of an exercise in doing just that.

Essentially, you're on your way to your hometown from Toronto on a packed 90 MPI MP40 Locomotive. It's actually so stuffed that there's only one free seat, the aisle seat directly beside you.

I wonder who could possibly sit there!

There's only one to find out, I guess.

Take An 8 Hour Train Ride With You Later,

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