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Hello Beautiful,

This one ramblefap is based on all the things you lovely folks put in the comments of the poll post!

So! I can't be held accountable for literally anything I say! But feel free to tell me all about how this ramblefap makes you feel anyway!

I also didn't realize until editing this that I spent moments of this just straight rambling with no fapping at all BUT. I think you'll forgive me due to how deep in my "nobody makes you [redacted] like me" bag I get. (but also because at some parts I'm legit dicking down this tenga egg so hard and nasty you can hear my hand/arm slamming into my pelvis)

I hope you enjoy! (I know you will),

Aa

Comments

louser

and next time i get dicked down i will also hit em with the "😃👍🏻" style savvy style!

Dollface

Thank you for delivering on those close up sounds, sir. 😌💦

Juicy

whoever told you to start slapping your dick around created a monster i fear, cause that intro was absolutely coconuts, also 19:35-22:45? send that DIRECTLY to the recording academy cause it’s grammy worthy‼️ but i might have to cuss you clean tf out in that feedback form later, cause this was a lil TOO good, if i’m feeling nice enough i’ll even sign it!

2souper2salad

Now I KNOW you did not write fucking NOTES 🧍🏿‍♀️ This is why I don't entertain the "stupid man" psyop you've been trying to pull 🫵🏿 The feedback form cop out? 🙄🤭 I think you've been fed ENOUGH in the form. ATP Imma need you to just shut the whole operation down... Wrap it up! Take a crumb of responsibility! Thank you for the 5 seconds of the pastryfap and then immediately throwing it away 🙂‍↕️ that's exactly what I wanted 🤠

Dollface

Also, just now saw this in the description: "I hope you enjoy. (I know you will.)" I know you will?! Omg Markus, shut uuuuupppppp! Getting a little cocky, huh? 😒 (totally not mad because I DID enjoy it. 🙄🤪)

jade

everyone is sleeping good after this one😭 omg you mad man (affectionate)

Keana

Called the RCMP, you deserve to be locked up after this one

Nat

Will need 3-5 business days to recover from that one😮‍💨. Catch me telling my next dick appt to stfu

India

so real

b3ttyspaghetti

the comments are spooking me omg... cannot listen to this one in a vulnerable mental state me thinks

AJ

The whispering 4:20 - 4:25????? Oh you’re so rude for that….omfg. And that’s just at the beginning 😵‍💫

kendall roy

you are sick and twisted btw!!!! a big thank you to whoever told you to start slapping it on the mic!!!!

b3ttyspaghetti

yo idk how i will recover from this 🧎🏽‍♀️🛌