Dixie's Cousin: 15 Years Later (Patreon)

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Hello Beautiful,

Did you have a childhood crush on a best friends' sibling/family member?

Did they happen to stay with your best friend for one summer 15 years ago, where you two really bonded?

Like stayed up all night talking in the glow of the TV because you couldn't sleep type of bonding?

Did your family move to Vancouver in the 4th grade, yet you kept in close touch with the aforementioned best friend? So your friendship has still persisted to this day? To this DAY?

Have you ever went to visit that aforementioned twice over best friend in your small hometown, only to find that she also invited her once aforementioned family member?

No?

Well, would you like to know what that would be like?

(also maybe you've been dating the same guy for the last decade and he was your first everything but honestly it feels like a dead end relationship but neither of you know how to break it off because of some sunk cost fallacy and it's "comfortable". I know I didn't include that in the questionnaire in the beginning, but even if this does apply to you, you should listen anyway. I know [cheating] isn't everyone's bag, but there's a vocal minority out there who keep sending me threatening cassettes in the mail. At least I think they're threatening I have no way to listen to or digitize them. Anyway now I'm just rambling. Please listen to the audio.)

Reunite With You Later,

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