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Hello Beautiful,

I know it's past Easter time, but technically I recorded this one on Good Friday.

Anyway! 

It's time for my quarterly ramblefap. And this time, it's real festive. 

But you want to get onto the audio right? So let me keep this short.

I jerk off with a tenga egg and try to read you some easter bread recipes.

If you want to skip the preamble, go to: 4:48

I also didn't realize until editing, but I skipped 6 in the countdown. Whoops.

I was really feeling it I guess P;

Egg You Later,

Aa

Comments

Ehros

Why would we skip the preamble? That’s the foreplay 🤣 can’t wait to listen!

Red

"I forgot you're there for a sec" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so chaotic

Foxonfire

It’s my bday so I’m 100% sure this was posted just for me. Lol

Propinqxity

*record scratch* [freeze frame] Ray J is the CEO of Raycon?!?

ahnaq

almost back flipped out of my chair

Carlin

"It's Easter time, so I thought it'd be a good time to do my quarterly ramble fap." Oh good, glad I'm not the only one that associates Easter with ramble faps 😂

mxjxllyfish

right like we want the FULL ramble please and thank you 😌

Maria

PLEASEEEE THE TENGA EGG FOR EASTER-

B'Kai

"penis music" PLS😭

ReputedLotus0513

Stop when he started counting down and said "Let's do this for Easter " I almost fucking lost it 🤣 and then the omelet comment I swear. Great audio dont forget to take care of yourself ❣

anna

PLEASE i LOVE the way you get off topic/distracted every few minutes and then get frustrated with yourself 😭 honestly gets me every time HAHA. hope you're enjoying spring aas take care!! thank u for this i smiled a lot ♡

anna

happy (belated?) birthday!

Ehros

Seriously! No skips 🙌

Ehros

🤣🤣🤣

Ehros

When he has to redirect himself is always the best 🤣

A Committee of Vultures

These ramblefaps are always so cozy, I love them. Was also halfway expecting to hear "Let's do this for Jesus," which... ☠️🤣 Good shit.

Honey D

post nut Aas might be a favorite😭

Charlize Alvarez

I can't stop listening to thisss omg aas makes me giggle bro like he's so cute 🥰

petrichor

Bread, Jesus, and Aasimar’s penis all rising on Easter Day. What a time to be alive.

crow_teeth

Justice for water - based ASMR 😔

Charlize Alvarez

did anyone else notice when he counted down he said "2...2 and a half" so he was technically counting up again? 💀 its ok tho cause he's aas

Sapphire

Please Please more blowjob content. I too have an oral fixation so the thought of pleasing you with my pretty little mouth….So fucking good 🫦👅🧎🏾‍♀️

Ehros

Also can we have these more then quarterly? I’d pay extra these are my absolute favorite 🫠🫠

lace

Agree!

Samantha

I have not listened to this yet. I will see you all in 40 minutes. 🫡

Samantha

Post egg coitus update: Now I am personally not religious but while we’re on the topic of Easter I would like raise the hypothesis that Jesus died so that we all could hear this magnetic force of a man cum. I will not apologize for my blasphemy. This two-for-one culinary class and orgasm special is the best extracurricular I’ve taken. Bravo chéri.

leona

so instead of 'break a leg' we're gonna say 'break an egg' got it